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2012-05-22 11:45:41 AM
The! Worst! Part! Was! That! The! Headline! Wasn't! Even! Exciting!!!
 
2012-05-22 11:46:09 AM
W!T!F!
 
2012-05-22 11:46:22 AM
Lame.
 
2012-05-22 11:46:55 AM
Perhaps the Register is trying to capture the Spartan demographic?
 
2012-05-22 11:48:03 AM
News for the deaf, I'm guessing.
 
2012-05-22 11:48:22 AM
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!
 
2012-05-22 11:49:21 AM
Shah then told the mutual funds she managed to buy over 700,000 shares in Yahoo!, which were later sold for profits of around $389,000.

Damn, that's cold. Prosecuting someone for a fiddy cent price move.
 
2012-05-22 11:49:50 AM
WTF, no "boffins" in that article?
 
2012-05-22 11:51:44 AM
jeebus. Shatner will take any gig for a buck now.
 
2012-05-22 11:51:53 AM
Nah it's just an old Reg meme. any Yahoo! headline was written that way. Sadly this just shows how irrelivant Yahoo! and El Reg are now.
 
2012-05-22 11:52:01 AM
I.don't.get.it.

/bang
 
2012-05-22 12:01:43 PM
From their main page:

Titsup WHMCS calls the Feds after credit-card megaleak - Web billing biz ransacked, smashed offline by hacktivists.


I'm not sure what this means, but I think it translates to "Naked acronym calls emergency services after drunken evening results in lost credit card, car accident."
 
2012-05-22 12:09:05 PM

intotheabyss81: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!


IDK, my BFF, Jill?
 
2012-05-22 12:21:46 PM
Could it have just been some markup text that wasn't interpreted right?

Is the exclamation point used for markup anywhere?
 
2012-05-22 12:27:38 PM

destrip: Is the exclamation point used for markup anywhere?


In the Yahoo! company name and logo to markup their hip-factor?
 
2012-05-22 12:52:50 PM
What a farking kwoksucker.
 
2012-05-22 01:34:00 PM

destrip: Could it have just been some markup text that wasn't interpreted right?

Is the exclamation point used for markup anywhere?


!(!)

/obscure?
 
2012-05-22 02:10:02 PM

phyrkrakr: From their main page:

Titsup WHMCS calls the Feds after credit-card megaleak - Web billing biz ransacked, smashed offline by hacktivists.

I'm not sure what this means, but I think it translates to "Naked acronym calls emergency services after drunken evening results in lost credit card, car accident."


Cabbage crates over the briney?
 
2012-05-22 02:41:57 PM

Maud Dib: phyrkrakr: From their main page:

Titsup WHMCS calls the Feds after credit-card megaleak - Web billing biz ransacked, smashed offline by hacktivists.

I'm not sure what this means, but I think it translates to "Naked acronym calls emergency services after drunken evening results in lost credit card, car accident."

Cabbage crates over the briney?


I'm not sure. What ever happened to good headline writing like "Headless Body in Topless Bar", that's what I want to know.
 
2012-05-22 04:06:01 PM

ciberido: intotheabyss81: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!

IDK, my BFF, Jill?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-22 05:23:31 PM

Maud Dib: phyrkrakr: From their main page:

Titsup WHMCS calls the Feds after credit-card megaleak - Web billing biz ransacked, smashed offline by hacktivists.

I'm not sure what this means, but I think it translates to "Naked acronym calls emergency services after drunken evening results in lost credit card, car accident."

Cabbage crates over the briney?


Sorry, lads, I'm just not understanding headlines at all well today. Give it to us slower.
 
2012-05-22 06:18:29 PM
Since when did William Shatner start working on a layout desk??
 
2012-05-22 09:36:17 PM
They do that for just about every headline regarding Yahoo!

El Reg Yahoo! search
 
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