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(KIRO TV)   ...and at night, the meth fairy flies through your window to spread her gift of love and joy (with fairy mugshot)   (kirotv.com) divider line 60
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2012-05-22 08:39:28 AM  
media.cmgdigital.com

Behold, the face of crazy.
 
2012-05-22 08:47:35 AM  
Mom?
 
2012-05-22 08:48:59 AM  

Cythraul: [media.cmgdigital.com image 400x247]

Behold, the face of crazy.


I wanna see her teefs.
 
2012-05-22 08:52:05 AM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 08:53:59 AM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-05-22 09:03:47 AM  

Cythraul: [media.cmgdigital.com image 400x247]

Behold, the face of crazy.


Rocky Dennis as portrayed by the late Heath Ledger?
 
2012-05-22 09:10:45 AM  
she has a beard??
 
2012-05-22 09:11:05 AM  
Another unfortunate victim of the glamorous meth lifestyle.
 
2012-05-22 09:15:24 AM  
...and the tooth fairy follows soon after.

/the tooth fairy makes your teeth fall out, right?
 
2012-05-22 09:15:59 AM  
I'm more concerned about the tiny head on the lap in the background:

i492.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 09:16:43 AM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: [media.cmgdigital.com image 400x247]

Behold, the face of crazy.

Rocky Dennis as portrayed by the late Heath Ledger?


BY GOD, you hit it right on the money. . .I can no longer view this picture.
 
2012-05-22 09:17:03 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-22 09:19:26 AM  

johnnyTex: she has a beard??


two actually
 
2012-05-22 09:19:33 AM  
Black people be all like, "There's a crazy lady with a knife. RUN!"

White people be all like, "I'm curious about this mentally-challenged young woman I think I'll stop and say hello to her."
 
2012-05-22 09:19:56 AM  
Damn, white people are a menace.
 
2012-05-22 09:21:20 AM  
This is the problem with southern states. They fear the gay, but farking your cousin is till ok.
 
2012-05-22 09:22:18 AM  
When the victim slowed down to see what the commotion was about, Riche jumped through his car's open rear window and stabbed him repeatedly, the witness said.

Drug crazed lunatic lands in jail.

Rubber necking looky-loo dtiver who stops in the road to get an eyeful lands in the hospital and later has to testify in court.

This is the rare win.win outcome in meth fueled knife attacks.
 
2012-05-22 09:23:57 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Damn, white people are a menace.


and dont you forget it.
 
2012-05-22 09:25:31 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-22 09:25:34 AM  
In before anyone yells, Legalize It!
 
2012-05-22 09:25:35 AM  
But meth is the one American product that is artisan made, at least according to Lewis Black
(This is what happens when you make cocaine so expensive.).
 
2012-05-22 09:26:03 AM  

Citrate1007: This is the problem with southern states. They fear the gay, but farking your cousin is till ok.


Have you SEEN my cousin?
 
2012-05-22 09:29:07 AM  
Witnesses at the scene directed officers to a woman, Ambrosia Riche, who was standing in the middle of the road screaming unintelligibly, probable cause documents said.

/Hmm..if she was standing in the middle of the road screaming, i think the cops would have seen her eventually. I'm just happy they didn't taze the victim.
 
2012-05-22 09:30:10 AM  

Citrate1007: This is the problem with southern states. They fear the gay, but farking your cousin is till ok.


how did southern states come up in the conversation?
 
2012-05-22 09:31:39 AM  

vudukungfu: In before anyone yells, Legalize It!


I can't wait to get some. Soooo much fun.
 
2012-05-22 09:33:28 AM  

MyNameIsMofuga: I'm more concerned about the tiny head on the lap in the background:

[i492.photobucket.com image 400x247]


Perhaps it's that afterlife waiting room from Beetlejuice.

/ Good catch though. Took me a minute to figure out what it was.
 
2012-05-22 09:34:10 AM  

mikaloyd: When the victim slowed down to see what the commotion was about, Riche jumped through his car's open rear window and stabbed him repeatedly, the witness said.

Drug crazed lunatic lands in jail.

Rubber necking looky-loo dtiver who stops in the road to get an eyeful lands in the hospital and later has to testify in court.

This is the rare win.win outcome in meth fueled knife attacks.


This is why people should MYOB. Perhaps the driver has learned that it's best not to stop to check out a 'disturbance'.
 
2012-05-22 09:39:52 AM  

MyNameIsMofuga: I'm more concerned about the tiny head on the lap in the background:

[i492.photobucket.com image 400x247]


Heh, it's two clasped hands in a lap.
 
2012-05-22 09:40:43 AM  

Citrate1007: This is the problem with southern states. They fear the gay, but farking your cousin is till ok.


Idiot. She wasn't in a prescription pain killer fueled rage (is that a thing?). This happened about as far away from the south as you can get in this country.
 
2012-05-22 09:43:56 AM  

Neondistraction: MyNameIsMofuga: I'm more concerned about the tiny head on the lap in the background:

[i492.photobucket.com image 400x247]

Perhaps it's that afterlife waiting room from Beetlejuice.

/ Good catch though. Took me a minute to figure out what it was.


That was my thought on seeing the pic.

They forgot their handbook.
 
2012-05-22 09:44:49 AM  
I love The Onion so, so very much

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace

Link
 
2012-05-22 09:45:11 AM  
Not only does "she" have a beard, but the damn thing is trimmed up nice and neat. Is this a transgender scenario? Ambrosia sounds like a stage name.
 
2012-05-22 09:48:01 AM  

MyNameIsMofuga: I'm more concerned about the tiny head on the lap in the background:

[i492.photobucket.com image 400x247]


A tiny severed head in your lap isn't normal. But on meth, it is.
 
2012-05-22 09:48:43 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Long lost relative?
 
2012-05-22 09:48:59 AM  

Kaka: I love The Onion so, so very much

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace

Link


LOLOLOLOL...the photo of the "Preposal for Spider Bomb" (with bloodstains) was one of the most awesome things I have ever seen on The Onion. That took some effort to create. I can't believe I have not read that one before - thanks Kaka!
 
2012-05-22 09:50:46 AM  

Optimus Primate: Kaka: I love The Onion so, so very much

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace

Link

LOLOLOLOL...the photo of the "Preposal for Spider Bomb" (with bloodstains) was one of the most awesome things I have ever seen on The Onion. That took some effort to create. I can't believe I have not read that one before - thanks Kaka!


I love that the bomb plan is marked "Top Importance" - TO is brilliant!
 
2012-05-22 09:50:57 AM  
Could there have been any less content in that article?

The sextuple line spacing did my head in.

at least it wasn't paginated.

That's always something, right?

It is at least in my book anyway.

Y'know the ones? the ones that...

[First] > [Last]
 
2012-05-22 09:57:05 AM  

uttertosh: Could there have been any less content in that article?

The sextuple line spacing did my head in.

at least it wasn't paginated.

That's always something, right?

It is at least in my book anyway.

Y'know the ones? the ones that...

[First] > [Last]


Quit your biatching. It could have been a slide show. With blank slides.
 
2012-05-22 10:00:10 AM  
If nothing else she's a candidate for a Fembeard of the Year award.
 
2012-05-22 10:04:08 AM  
How did George Zimmerman make it into this article?

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2012-05-22 10:09:48 AM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: vudukungfu: In before anyone yells, Legalize It!

I can't wait to get some. Soooo much fun.


I've been wanting to clean my entire house top-to-bottom, but I'm a lazy fark. Once I get some good red phosphorus meth, the whole place will sparkle!
 
2012-05-22 10:14:45 AM  
i like meth. keeps people on edge
 
2012-05-22 10:18:33 AM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: [media.cmgdigital.com image 400x247]

Behold, the face of crazy.

Rocky Dennis as portrayed by the late Heath Ledger?


Post-mortem?
 
2012-05-22 10:23:52 AM  
The myth that meth leads to cleaner houses is easily debunked if you ever see the inside of an actual meth users house. unfinished projects and clutter everywhere, with mental focus approaching that of an easily distracted ferret.
 
2012-05-22 10:24:46 AM  

Salem Witch: Diogenes: Cythraul: [media.cmgdigital.com image 400x247]

Behold, the face of crazy.

Rocky Dennis as portrayed by the late Heath Ledger?

Post-mortem?


Yes. The "late" was intentional ;-)
 
2012-05-22 10:37:33 AM  
0.tqn.com

OOPS
 
2012-05-22 10:42:13 AM  
Holy farking crispy crap, that's scary.

Imma have to deduct one point from subby for not saying "hot fairy" in headline, however.
 
2012-05-22 10:42:50 AM  
Faeries wear boots
 
2012-05-22 10:46:44 AM  
that's a man baby
 
2012-05-22 10:47:13 AM  
leaving this here. just doing that. etc...

Link
 
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