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(Fark)   Woo! Subette just won 500 bucks on a 1 dollar ticket. I got the numbers off a grocery receipt. Suck it naysayers   (fark.com) divider line 120
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2012-05-22 07:23:53 AM  
Good for you.

You gonna buy 100 months of TF with that? Maybe sponsor a few liters? That should liven the place up some...
 
2012-05-22 07:24:19 AM  
Nay
 
2012-05-22 07:27:37 AM  
You should donate it to the poor.

That would be me. I'll accept things off my wishlist.
 
2012-05-22 07:27:55 AM  
How many dollar tickets did you have to buy?
 
2012-05-22 07:28:50 AM  
I'm free for dinner if you are looking to treat...
 
2012-05-22 07:29:24 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: How many dollar tickets did you have to buy?


1, 2 days in a row.

Lord of Allusions: Nay


You say nay, I say yay!
 
2012-05-22 07:29:55 AM  
Sponsor All of the Liters!

weknowmemes.com
 
2012-05-22 07:34:39 AM  
this is SO weird. i just happen to desperately need 500! it's like kismet and fate all rolled into a ball of hapless coincidences!

/mazel tov
 
2012-05-22 07:36:55 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Mr. Fuzzypaws: How many dollar tickets did you have to buy?

1, 2 days in a row.

Lord of Allusions: Nay

You say nay, I say yay!


Just so ya know, I have you farky'd as Mel Brooks fan. Is that correct, or am I just buttering you up? :-)
 
2012-05-22 07:42:00 AM  

PizzaJedi81: AbbeySomeone: Mr. Fuzzypaws: How many dollar tickets did you have to buy?

1, 2 days in a row.

Lord of Allusions: Nay

You say nay, I say yay!

Just so ya know, I have you farky'd as Mel Brooks fan. Is that correct, or am I just buttering you up? :-)


Mel Brooks is brilliant.
 
2012-05-22 08:19:32 AM  
Aw see, now yer all green and stuff.

www.superherostuff.com
 
2012-05-22 08:20:35 AM  
PEE ON ALL THE LITERS!
 
2012-05-22 08:24:43 AM  

LlamaGirl: PEE ON ALL THE LITERS!


I dunno, I heard they're into that sort of thing

/NTTIAWWT
 
2012-05-22 08:27:11 AM  

LlamaGirl: PEE ON ALL THE LITERS!


www.badassoftheweek.com
 
2012-05-22 08:27:37 AM  
Ah, see, now we're going green. A good opportunity for you to spread your wealth around for the liters, subbette...
 
2012-05-22 08:30:12 AM  
Green? Like the color of cold, hard cash.
 
2012-05-22 08:31:35 AM  

xanadian: Ah, see, now we're going green. A good opportunity for you to spread your wealth around for the liters, subbette...


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-05-22 08:32:33 AM  
Put your money where your mouth is. Go back, buy 500 tickets with that money using groceries receipts and turn it into $250K.
 
2012-05-22 08:33:59 AM  

doglover: xanadian: Ah, see, now we're going green. A good opportunity for you to spread your wealth around for the liters, subbette...

[images.cheezburger.com image 500x356]


Do you have guuuuuuuuum?
 
2012-05-22 08:34:22 AM  
Good for you, subbette.
 
2012-05-22 08:35:03 AM  
well I googled "gambling addiction" and being secretive is a sign of a problem, you certainly aren't secretive about it so you're good to go.
 
2012-05-22 08:35:17 AM  
No you didn't.
 
2012-05-22 08:36:07 AM  
Congratulations. Perhaps you would like to contribute to the discgolfguru motorcycle fund. It's for the children, you know. And puppies.
 
2012-05-22 08:38:10 AM  
When will you be buying the house a drink?
 
2012-05-22 08:40:58 AM  
Again, the 1% can't help but radiate a confidence because they got lucky.
 
2012-05-22 08:41:44 AM  
If you're gonna sponsor Liters, I'll volunteer to be one of them.
 
2012-05-22 08:42:42 AM  
ಠ_ರೃ
 
2012-05-22 08:42:46 AM  
During her lifetime Subette will piss away several thousand dollars playing the lottery
 
2012-05-22 08:42:48 AM  

doglover: Sponsor All of the Liters!


No, no thank you.

It's threads like this that make me say, "Maybe I'll subscribe--oh, never-farking-mind."

/oh yeah, I'm hatin'
 
2012-05-22 08:43:35 AM  
I wish I had $500. I could retire with that kind of money.
 
2012-05-22 08:44:02 AM  
I heard there was peeing in here?
 
2012-05-22 08:44:52 AM  
This is something. This is nothing. This is something...

This is nothing.
 
2012-05-22 08:45:01 AM  
Congratulations.

Maybe you can wallpaper the basement now.

/I used wood-grain shelf liner from the Dollar Store.
 
2012-05-22 08:46:06 AM  
You and my father should date.
 
2012-05-22 08:47:24 AM  
www.worldofmonopoly.com
 
2012-05-22 08:47:38 AM  

Cybernetic: If you're gonna sponsor Liters, I'll volunteer to be one of them.


Wow! Thanks!

/Whoever you are
 
2012-05-22 08:47:39 AM  
Well then give me a year of total fark
 
2012-05-22 08:47:41 AM  

freewill: You and my father should date.


Is his name "predestination"?
 
2012-05-22 08:47:48 AM  
Congrats! Enjoy yourself!
 
2012-05-22 08:48:16 AM  
Pretty cool. I just hope that amounts to more than what you have spent on tickets over the years.rewardslink.info
 
2012-05-22 08:48:22 AM  
I'd like to say that I'm happy for your winnings, but I need a fix.

Can you buy me some chai? i really need a chai. I'll do anything for some chai
 
2012-05-22 08:48:59 AM  

LlamaGirl: PEE ON ALL THE LITERS!


There are some that find that erotic.
 
2012-05-22 08:50:15 AM  
omgorsh, roflcopter...whoever sponsored me is a silly

thank you. can I pee on liters now?
 
2012-05-22 08:50:27 AM  
You could buy quite a few Thud Shirts with that kind of scratch.
 
2012-05-22 08:51:03 AM  
thanks anonymous ... You really shouldn't have.
 
2012-05-22 08:52:14 AM  
I hope Subette understands just how rich she truly is.

2ch.so

Eh? Eh?
 
2012-05-22 08:54:29 AM  
WIP
 
2012-05-22 08:56:22 AM  
Damn. Who's the benefactor with all the sponsorships here? Mine runs out at midnight, like Cinderella.

/dressed in yella
 
2012-05-22 08:57:38 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Damn. Who's the benefactor with all the sponsorships here? Mine runs out at midnight, like Cinderella.

/dressed in yella


Mine goes at 10. Try not to badmouth me until then, kay?
 
2012-05-22 08:58:09 AM  
A less-than-careful viewing of the headline had me wondering what constitutes a wool subette. Perhaps being from New Zealand?
 
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