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2012-05-22 09:16:33 AM
It's nice to see that our 15-year-olds are smart enough to graduate early from high school and enroll in college. I don't know if I'd pledge a sorority/fraternity, though...
 
2012-05-22 11:00:29 AM
0.tqn.com
 
2012-05-22 11:00:33 AM
Good for her! Last time I had to pay to have that done to me.
 
2012-05-22 11:01:06 AM
was that wrong, should we have not done that?

/dnrtfa
//on a roll today
///read nothing and slashies forever
 
2012-05-22 11:01:06 AM
Big deal, it was Fiftebregg Day, all 15-year-olds were supposed to be tied to trees and have those things done to them. Not their fault you don't celebrate the same holy days.
 
2012-05-22 11:01:15 AM
I dont know...whats a litle hazing amongst family members...they said it was all in fun.

/Oddly erotic
 
2012-05-22 11:01:43 AM
Not Florida?
 
2012-05-22 11:02:22 AM
So...when are they going to run for President?
 
2012-05-22 11:02:33 AM
WTF?

Seriously, WTF?
 
2012-05-22 11:02:44 AM
Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?
 
2012-05-22 11:05:11 AM

Mr Guy: Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?


You're shiatting me right? that's some farked up shiat.
 
2012-05-22 11:06:25 AM
How did they know my fetish?
 
2012-05-22 11:06:31 AM

Mr Guy: Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?


Evidently you need the same lesson my 7 year old son does:

If it's not consensual, it's not a game.
 
2012-05-22 11:07:16 AM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-22 11:07:46 AM
Had they simply shot her laptop up, they'd be heroes.

/thin line
//dnrtfa
 
2012-05-22 11:08:41 AM

Zasteva: If it's not consensual, it's not a game.


THANK you. 'It was all in fun' Evidently not for your victim it wasn't!
 
2012-05-22 11:08:50 AM
Kill them now. Emancipate all the kids and let them choose their own adoptive parents.
 
2012-05-22 11:09:16 AM

Mr Guy: Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?


You forgot where they are spraying her in the face with a garden hose...but I'm sure half-drowning someone who can't get away wouldn't count as abuse, would it?
 
2012-05-22 11:09:30 AM

Mr Guy: Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?


ya got two of the three that followed you. Better played that I would have thought.
 
2012-05-22 11:10:09 AM
Sounds like the beginning of a short film I recently studied, only the girl was 18.

/and they used semen instead of eggs.
 
2012-05-22 11:10:44 AM

CrazedHatter: Zasteva: If it's not consensual, it's not a game.

THANK you. 'It was all in fun' Evidently not for your victim it wasn't!


Do they say that in the video? Couldn't watch that at work. You'd think they'd mention it in the text of the article.
 
2012-05-22 11:11:12 AM
I've heard of this happening, but it was done to a grown man who was being a drunk obnoxious farktard on private property. No, you don't get to call our female friends coonts because they won't sleep with you, dickhead. Oh, you did it again? Lemme just make a quick phone call to that heavily tattooed ex con who happens to live here. He doesn't like you, I can guarantee it, and what happens to you is not my problem anymore.

/the ex con is actually really nice
//just don't be a dick around him
 
2012-05-22 11:12:40 AM
welcome to america, where everything's a crime.
 
2012-05-22 11:15:20 AM
She was dressed provocative, she was asking for it.
 
2012-05-22 11:16:24 AM
 
2012-05-22 11:19:12 AM
"Deputies charged Loretta Miller, Randall Miller,"...

how much you wanna bet the Millers dumped Miller on her?

/all in fun my ass...
 
2012-05-22 11:20:34 AM

Mr Guy: CrazedHatter: Zasteva: If it's not consensual, it's not a game.

THANK you. 'It was all in fun' Evidently not for your victim it wasn't!

Do they say that in the video? Couldn't watch that at work. You'd think they'd mention it in the text of the article.


I figure charges don't get filed if the teen who was the victim was okay with it.
 
2012-05-22 11:24:53 AM
oblig...

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2012-05-22 11:25:21 AM

CrazedHatter: I figure charges don't get filed if the teen who was the victim was okay with it.


She's a minor. I can see charges getting filed regardless.
 
2012-05-22 11:26:35 AM
you tie a 15 ur old to a tree & the best you can come up with is throw eggs?!?!

I'd be fertelize'n man...
 
2012-05-22 11:29:52 AM
thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-05-22 11:30:41 AM
I don't know this sounds like horse play to me. The details we need are how were the adults acting at the time, were they laughing or yelling in anger. We also need to know if the girl was left strapped to the tree as they went about other matters and was the 15 year old hot. I can think of a few times my family fooled around like this, but I was never left tied to anything as they went about other matters and they were always laughing and joking about it. When they would let me lose I would chase after them and they would run away. It was all good fun.
 
2012-05-22 11:35:43 AM
Four adults tie 15-year-old girl to tree, hit her with eggs and pour beer on her.


Go on ...



/I'll be taking a seat right over here.
 
2012-05-22 11:40:40 AM
How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.
 
2012-05-22 11:47:27 AM
Was the 15-year-old gay? She was probably gay, which makes it OK. The adults were just trying to turn her straight.
 
2012-05-22 11:50:22 AM

chopit: I've heard of this happening, but it was done to a grown man who was being a drunk obnoxious farktard on private property. No, you don't get to call our female friends coonts because they won't sleep with you, dickhead. Oh, you did it again? Lemme just make a quick phone call to that heavily tattooed ex con who happens to live here. He doesn't like you, I can guarantee it, and what happens to you is not my problem anymore.

/the ex con is actually really nice
//just don't be a dick around him


Cool story, bro
 
2012-05-22 11:53:58 AM

theorellior: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x297]


WTF is that?
 
2012-05-22 11:59:54 AM
Hmm, this seems like a rather unfortunate misinterpretation of the quincinera.

In Mexican culture, when a family's daughter turns 16, they suspend her from a tree by a rope and beat her with sticks until babies fall out. After the 8th fetus makes contact with the ground, the family member with the most middle names then sears off the girl's eyebrows with hot strips of flank steak, and she is then handed down the felt pen of the familt. She's officially declared a woman at this point, and is lowered from the rope into a field of ripened produce.

Sadly for the girl in the article the American family got some of the details wrong.
 
2012-05-22 12:28:31 PM
I think we need pics to determine whether or not this is bad.
 
2012-05-22 12:36:44 PM

bborchar: Mr Guy: Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?

You forgot where they are spraying her in the face with a garden hose...but I'm sure half-drowning someone who can't get away wouldn't count as abuse, would it?


Uhh, that'd be "enhanced interrogation", nothing more.
 
2012-05-22 12:42:12 PM
Emancipation request in 3....2...1....
 
2012-05-22 12:44:09 PM
Around here we call that "Tuesday".
 
2012-05-22 12:52:46 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: bborchar: Mr Guy: Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?

You forgot where they are spraying her in the face with a garden hose...but I'm sure half-drowning someone who can't get away wouldn't count as abuse, would it?

Uhh, that'd be "enhanced interrogation", nothing more.


And you'd be all over Jack Bauer for his "enhanced interrogation" techniques too, right?

You can't just put a terrorist suspect into a chair and say, "Please tell us everything you know." and expect him to start telling you details of the next attack. You've got to have something to persuade him.
 
2012-05-22 12:55:21 PM

Flash_NYC: And you'd be all over Jack Bauer for his "enhanced interrogation" techniques too, right?

You can't just put a terrorist suspect into a chair and say, "Please tell us everything you know." and expect him to start telling you details of the next attack. You've got to have something to persuade him.


Hahahaha. Look at how stupid you are. You believe that interrogation involves a chair and a dark warehouse and that Jack Bauer is a real person doing real actions.
 
2012-05-22 12:55:44 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: bborchar: Mr Guy: Okay, it's weird, but I'm going to need more details before I can call it abuse. Were the straps painful? Did the beer get in her eyes and nose? Was it cold outside? Was it really much worse than a water balloon fight, or a shaving cream fight, or pin the tail on the white trash donkey?

You forgot where they are spraying her in the face with a garden hose...but I'm sure half-drowning someone who can't get away wouldn't count as abuse, would it?

Uhh, that'd be "enhanced interrogation", nothing more.


I learned from watching... Us?
 
2012-05-22 01:19:07 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: CrazedHatter: I figure charges don't get filed if the teen who was the victim was okay with it.

She's a minor. I can see charges getting filed regardless.


Fair point. It's still one of the dumbest things I've ever seen 'All in fun' my ass.
 
2012-05-22 01:29:55 PM

theorellior:


Came in expecting this. Did not leave disappointed.
 
2012-05-22 02:05:20 PM

rdu_voyager: Around here we call that "Tuesday".


static6.businessinsider.com
 
2012-05-22 02:14:45 PM
When I was in the military that was a standard way of sending someone off. Whenever someone would leave we would have a going away party for them. Usually it involved a cookout and after that we would duct tape them to a chair, light pole or tree. Then we would spend 30-60 minutes pouring/dumping anything we could think of on them. Rotten eggs, beer, soda, ketchup, mayo, honey, hot sauce, basically anything that was lying around.

It was considered a sign of respect, in fact the more we like the person the longer it went on. The poor bastards who nobody liked just got a lousy plaque and a wave good-by.

Good times.
 
2012-05-22 02:24:23 PM

NickBush24: Came in expecting this. Did not leave disappointed.


Charlie White did so much for the Internet's supply of WTFery, didn't he?
 
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