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(New York Daily News)   Surgeon, apparently listening to a baseball game, uses man's stomach to keep track of a 3 strikeout inning   (nydailynews.com) divider line 45
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2012-05-22 08:59:39 AM
Well, and I guess my nurse was a religious nut... the bruise she left me when she had to draw out some blood ended up looking like the virgin mary...


Also, from the comments on the article
"This is yet another example of the HATE wave that is sweeping the nation. As a student of prophecy (I am a scientist also so don't give me that evolution ***),we will see more and more persecutions. Things have to get so bad that God says "that enough!". This is "end of the age" spiritual warfare where the children of Satan are despirately trying to challenge God's authority. Do not be deceived by false preachers and prophets who have infiltrated our government at the state and federal levels. They sound like they are on God's side, but they are not. "Many will be deceived"."

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
Dafuq did I just read?
 
2012-05-22 09:07:51 AM
*squints*

Sorry, not seeing it. The helpful diagram at the bottom of TFA doesn't help, either. If I wanted to spell out "KKK," I'd put each letter next to the others. Like a normal, semi-literate person. Not scattered all over the countryside.
 
2012-05-22 10:25:28 AM
dnrtfa yet, but I see what's coming. K?

/kk
 
2012-05-22 10:28:31 AM
Looks like two K's on the right side...can't see the K on the left. Not sure why this guys stomach looks so butchered after a surgery. Wouldn't they make one or two long cuts and stitch it up?
 
2012-05-22 10:32:24 AM
Wow! Really?

KooKooKatchoo

/see what i did there?
 
2012-05-22 10:34:09 AM
Though he himself is blind, Traversie says he was told by others that the scars left after his heart surgery make out the hateful letters,



Apparently his doctor was also blind. WTF is up with the cuts all over the place?

Reminds me of when I was playing this game:
i.ytimg.com
(Life and Death)

And one day I just got all buckwild with the scalpel and started carving the patient up like a summer ham. He didn't survive.
 
2012-05-22 10:35:33 AM
Jebus farking Christ. Really people? Do you all have nothing better to do?
 
2012-05-22 10:40:25 AM
"Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.
 
2012-05-22 10:40:28 AM

MythDragon: Jebus farking Christ. Really people? Do you all have nothing better to do?


Welcome to the world of the perpetually, professionally outraged.
 
2012-05-22 10:42:25 AM
I'm sorry, but there's *one* scar that clearly looks like a "K". Anyone reading any more into this is quite possibly illiterate.

(Granted, I'm somewhat confused by the number of scars but hey, I'm not a doctor...)
 
2012-05-22 10:42:53 AM
also

"unsolved murders and incarceration rates among Native Americans"

QUIT KILLING YOUR NATIVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WE WONT LOCK YOU UP FOR IT!
 
2012-05-22 10:48:58 AM
i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 10:49:29 AM
Yet another examples of minorities trying to keep racism alive so that they can scream that they're being oppressed.
 
2012-05-22 10:49:44 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-22 10:50:00 AM
Mark: [examining his scar] Hey! What the hell is this?

Dave: Oh, that's the incisions from the operation. Remember, we were just talking about it.

Mark: It's a swastika.

Dave: Hmmm. You know, you're right, it does look just a little bit like a swastika.

Mark: It looks exactly like a swastika.

Dave: Yes, it looks exactly...is that a problem for you?

Mark: Yes, that's a problem for me, I've got a symbol of hate on my stomach!

Dave: OK, OK, OK, I'll tell you what I can do, I can tell you what I can do. I can fix this, I mean, I can fix this, I think I can, uh, I can make another incision, [drawing on the scar] I can put, I can put a circle here and a mark there and one there and make it look like a, a man dancing, sort of a, a happy man dancing. [poses like a dancing swastika man] What do you say? I'll tell you what, I'll do that for you, I'll do that for you right now.

Mark: No! You're never touching me again!
 
2012-05-22 10:52:03 AM
I'd take issue with Vern, but I don't want to start a Con-Traversie.
 
2012-05-22 10:53:48 AM
nickswitzer.net
Also blind and in the KKK.
 
2012-05-22 10:56:05 AM
um, it's a bit of a stretch, me thinks

couldn't they just, you know, build a casino or something? Anything more dignified than chasing after some doctor's money for nothing.
 
2012-05-22 11:00:23 AM
TFA must have the wrong picture. That one shows WKX.
 
2012-05-22 11:08:00 AM

kvinesknows: "Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.


20/200 uncorrectable or worse is legally blind. Because trust me, you can't see shiat.
 
2012-05-22 11:25:11 AM
bullshiat, you can see plenty.
 
2012-05-22 11:30:01 AM

CrazyCracka420: Looks like two K's on the right side...can't see the K on the left. Not sure why this guys stomach looks so butchered after a surgery. Wouldn't they make one or two long cuts and stitch it up?


Looks like laparoscopic incisions. They make small incisions at multiple sites if they are doing it that way. Less traumatic for the patient than one huge incision.
 
2012-05-22 11:38:18 AM

CrazyCracka420: Looks like two K's on the right side...can't see the K on the left. Not sure why this guys stomach looks so butchered after a surgery. Wouldn't they make one or two long cuts and stitch it up?


Yeah, that's what I'm wondering... It was heart surgery, but still, it's usually more orderly than that. When I got my gallbladder out, there were 5 scars, all the same size, all straight, and that was it, not all of those random cuts and scabs, It looks more like the aftermath of operating after an animal attack or something.

As for the 'KKK', not really sure, but I'd sure be pissed abut all of the cuts and scrapes.
 
2012-05-22 11:40:47 AM

kvinesknows: "Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.


Fine, we'll let one of these "not blind" people drive up and down your street all day.

I met someone who was blind, although they could see stuff and wore glasses. Problem is that they could only see off to the sides, in the zone where it transitions from normal vision to peripheral vision. We should let them fly , too, because you said so.
 
2012-05-22 11:42:42 AM

BigLuca: CrazyCracka420: Looks like two K's on the right side...can't see the K on the left. Not sure why this guys stomach looks so butchered after a surgery. Wouldn't they make one or two long cuts and stitch it up?

Looks like laparoscopic incisions. They make small incisions at multiple sites if they are doing it that way. Less traumatic for the patient than one huge incision.


That is far sloppier than anyone even slightly competent at laproscopic surgery would leave. Also doesn't account for a lot of the scars. You have a few even-sized incisions, and nothing as large as that hole in the lower right, below what some people think is the middle 'K'.
 
2012-05-22 11:56:13 AM

Mikey1969: kvinesknows: "Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.

Fine, we'll let one of these "not blind" people drive up and down your street all day.

I met someone who was blind, although they could see stuff and wore glasses. Problem is that they could only see off to the sides, in the zone where it transitions from normal vision to peripheral vision. We should let them fly , too, because you said so.


nope, they just are not blind.
 
2012-05-22 12:14:10 PM

algrant33: kvinesknows: "Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.

20/200 uncorrectable or worse is legally blind. Because trust me, you can't see shiat.


I am 20/185 or so. I can't read roadsigns at all without glasses. It sucks. Though I don't claim to be blind. I just have shiatty vision. But if I put on glasses, I'm just fine.
 
2012-05-22 12:14:30 PM

kvinesknows: nope, they just are not blind.


They are. Legally. As in 'By Law'. Seriously, if they "are not blind", then there is no legal reason on this planet that they shouldn't be your next airline pilot, bus driver, car pool parent, cop, or gun range instructor. Unless you are an opthamologist, with years of research under your belt, you hardly seem qualified to debate years of precedent, laws, and research.

Carry on though, please DO tell us when you plan on hiring one of these "not blind" people to do something dangerous on you, we'll all dig out the popcorn and watch as the "not blind" person turns your brain into jelly, or something else as fun.
 
2012-05-22 12:16:47 PM

95629: Yet another examples of minorities trying to keep racism alive so that they can scream that they're being oppressed.


Case in point:

www.cfhs1962.myevent.com

/go cleveland!
 
2012-05-22 12:17:11 PM

Mikey1969: kvinesknows: nope, they just are not blind.

They are. Legally. As in 'By Law'. Seriously, if they "are not blind", then there is no legal reason on this planet that they shouldn't be your next airline pilot, bus driver, car pool parent, cop, or gun range instructor. Unless you are an opthamologist, with years of research under your belt, you hardly seem qualified to debate years of precedent, laws, and research.

Carry on though, please DO tell us when you plan on hiring one of these "not blind" people to do something dangerous on you, we'll all dig out the popcorn and watch as the "not blind" person turns your brain into jelly, or something else as fun.



who the fark cares about what the law classifies as blind? Thats ridiculous to even try to bring it into an argument.

If you can see, you are not blind and should not be able to say.. I am blind so I never saw XXXX. No.. Say.. I have some vision problems or whatever. But fark me.. to say :" I never saw the kkk because I am blind?" fark that. Dont be such a farken loser
 
2012-05-22 12:19:14 PM

Mikey1969: kvinesknows: nope, they just are not blind.

They are. Legally. As in 'By Law'. Seriously, if they "are not blind", then there is no legal reason on this planet that they shouldn't be your next airline pilot, bus driver, car pool parent, cop, or gun range instructor. Unless you are an opthamologist, with years of research under your belt, you hardly seem qualified to debate years of precedent, laws, and research.


Just having eyes doesn't give you a driver's license. You still have to pass a written and a driving test. At least let the guy try. He won't make it, but we're at least giving him the opportunity.
 
2012-05-22 12:40:03 PM

kvinesknows: Mikey1969: kvinesknows: nope, they just are not blind.

They are. Legally. As in 'By Law'. Seriously, if they "are not blind", then there is no legal reason on this planet that they shouldn't be your next airline pilot, bus driver, car pool parent, cop, or gun range instructor. Unless you are an opthamologist, with years of research under your belt, you hardly seem qualified to debate years of precedent, laws, and research.

Carry on though, please DO tell us when you plan on hiring one of these "not blind" people to do something dangerous on you, we'll all dig out the popcorn and watch as the "not blind" person turns your brain into jelly, or something else as fun.


who the fark cares about what the law classifies as blind? Thats ridiculous to even try to bring it into an argument.

If you can see, you are not blind and should not be able to say.. I am blind so I never saw XXXX. No.. Say.. I have some vision problems or whatever. But fark me.. to say :" I never saw the kkk because I am blind?" fark that. Dont be such a farken loser


Wow, you're a special flavor of stupid, aren't you? Must be a secret House Blend...
 
2012-05-22 12:41:17 PM

TheAlgebraist: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x213]


Came here for this, leaving happy.
 
2012-05-22 01:03:40 PM

Mikey1969: kvinesknows: Mikey1969: kvinesknows: nope, they just are not blind.

They are. Legally. As in 'By Law'. Seriously, if they "are not blind", then there is no legal reason on this planet that they shouldn't be your next airline pilot, bus driver, car pool parent, cop, or gun range instructor. Unless you are an opthamologist, with years of research under your belt, you hardly seem qualified to debate years of precedent, laws, and research.

Carry on though, please DO tell us when you plan on hiring one of these "not blind" people to do something dangerous on you, we'll all dig out the popcorn and watch as the "not blind" person turns your brain into jelly, or something else as fun.


who the fark cares about what the law classifies as blind? Thats ridiculous to even try to bring it into an argument.

If you can see, you are not blind and should not be able to say.. I am blind so I never saw XXXX. No.. Say.. I have some vision problems or whatever. But fark me.. to say :" I never saw the kkk because I am blind?" fark that. Dont be such a farken loser

Wow, you're a special flavor of stupid, aren't you? Must be a secret House Blend...


you are legally blind and use it as an excuse to collect welfare aren't you? You still sign that check perfectly fine and watch TV though eh?
 
2012-05-22 01:31:17 PM

kvinesknows: you are legally blind and use it as an excuse to collect welfare aren't you? You still sign that check perfectly fine and watch TV though eh?


Nope, I actually have phenomenal eyesight, thank you very much, but you just go on ratcheting up the stupid, it's awfully entertaining.
 
2012-05-22 01:33:54 PM

MythDragon: algrant33: kvinesknows: "Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.

20/200 uncorrectable or worse is legally blind. Because trust me, you can't see shiat.

I am 20/185 or so. I can't read roadsigns at all without glasses. It sucks. Though I don't claim to be blind. I just have shiatty vision. But if I put on glasses, I'm just fine.


uncorrectable
 
2012-05-22 01:34:36 PM

Mikey1969: kvinesknows: you are legally blind and use it as an excuse to collect welfare aren't you? You still sign that check perfectly fine and watch TV though eh?

Nope, I actually have phenomenal eyesight, thank you very much, but you just go on ratcheting up the stupid, it's awfully entertaining.


haha.. sure whatever buddy. Its you or one of your loved ones playing the sympathy card for money or something else.
 
2012-05-22 01:42:31 PM

kvinesknows: Mikey1969: kvinesknows: you are legally blind and use it as an excuse to collect welfare aren't you? You still sign that check perfectly fine and watch TV though eh?

Nope, I actually have phenomenal eyesight, thank you very much, but you just go on ratcheting up the stupid, it's awfully entertaining.

haha.. sure whatever buddy. Its you or one of your loved ones playing the sympathy card for money or something else.


I know someone who's legally blind. Although she can see, it's absolutely terrible. Shapes and masses is about it. The term does seem misleading. But there's a lot of "scientific terms" that mean something different than how layman's use them.
 
2012-05-22 01:58:16 PM

kvinesknows: haha.. sure whatever buddy. Its you or one of your loved ones playing the sympathy card for money or something else.


You keep farking that chicken. Gotta get finished before PETA comes knocking on your door, dontcha' know?

In other words, no I'm not blind, and I don't currently know people who are, but I have in the past, and just as I know you're retarded, I also know that while people might seem to be sighted, they really are considered blind under the law.

Now run along and get that yard work done, your mom didn't realize that you were on the computer and she told me to remind you that you have chores to do, and that you're grounded from the computer anyway. She'll be home later to check on you, right after we finish with our current business transaction...
 
2012-05-22 02:10:09 PM

Mikey1969: they really are considered blind under the law.


LOL going with "the law" again eh?

whatever dude.. just you keep believing that they should be able to say "I am blind" when not. If you dont want to see that its just another excuse that is being used by these people dont, and just have all the fun you want wasting tax dollars on them
 
2012-05-22 03:23:47 PM

algrant33: MythDragon: algrant33: kvinesknows: "Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.

20/200 uncorrectable or worse is legally blind. Because trust me, you can't see shiat.

I am 20/185 or so. I can't read roadsigns at all without glasses. It sucks. Though I don't claim to be blind. I just have shiatty vision. But if I put on glasses, I'm just fine.

uncorrectable


Reeding comprohension. I doesn't haz it.
 
2012-05-22 03:30:33 PM

MythDragon: algrant33: MythDragon: algrant33: kvinesknows: "Though he himself is blind,"

so... why you wearing those extra thick prescription glasses then?

Christ I hate this "I am blind" crap. I dont care what the definitions are. If you can see, just very very badly.. then you are not blind.

20/200 uncorrectable or worse is legally blind. Because trust me, you can't see shiat.

I am 20/185 or so. I can't read roadsigns at all without glasses. It sucks. Though I don't claim to be blind. I just have shiatty vision. But if I put on glasses, I'm just fine.

uncorrectable

Reeding comprohension. I doesn't haz it.


I can give you a pass because without your glasses you'd be almost blind.
 
2012-05-22 03:38:40 PM

kvinesknows: whatever dude.. just you keep believing that they should be able to say "I am blind" when not. If you dont want to see that its just another excuse that is being used by these people dont, and just have all the fun you want wasting tax dollars on them


The ophthalmology definition for blindness is "lack of useful sight". Now it COULD be that ophthalmologists worldwide have all of us bent over a barrel of bullshiat so they have to treat fewer patients. That's possible, I'll grant you. But I kinda think they like the money too much.
 
2012-05-22 04:09:26 PM
I've had other people ask me if my surgeon was thinking about calculus when he did my surgery...apparently the incision looks just like an integral sign. I have to take their word on what it looks like, because I've never seen it, since I'm legally blind.

Not really, I've never seen it because it's on my back. I just didn't want to thread-jack this back to the original topic.
 
GCD
2012-05-22 09:19:09 PM
The "introduction" to that video was absolutely painful to listen to.

The woman was clearly reading from a script and even then, she was doing a piss poor job of it.
 
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