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2012-05-22 11:48:39 AM
Sgt Otter: x333: Why is this stupid?

Seems like a sound business decision to me. There is no profit to be made by taking the risk of offending one of the largest markets in the world.

Before you say, "suspension of disbelief..."

In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.
In the 2010s, an invasion and occupation by the Chinese is...kinda, sorta plausible. I guess. Whatever.
In the 2010s,an invasion and occupation by North Korea?

[img.webmd.com image 493x335]


Soviet Union...invade? That wasn't what the Cold War fear was about at all...I'd say we were more afraid of their ideology becoming the dominant global force, or that we would nuke each other. I never heard about any fears of invasion, or of Soviet Union plans to invade. I could just be badly misinformed though, I wasn't alive for it.
 
2012-05-22 11:48:53 AM
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2012-05-22 11:50:40 AM
UCFRoadWarrior: I miss the days when, of you dare ever mentioned "Free Trade with Communist China", or encouraging any economic or cultural understanding with any Communist country....you were executed for treason.

It is all the Commie Free Traders, in both parties, who kowtow to the Commie Chinese. While Free Trader Globalists think that its good to appease the Communist Chinese at the expense of Americans....the Commie Chinese are laughing in everyone's faces

Sickening that so many kowtow to the Communist Chinese. But, hey, you support Free Trade with Communist China....you are a Commie


9/11 changed everything.
 
2012-05-22 11:51:26 AM
Back in the '80s when the original Red Dawn was made, the Afghan resistance fighting the Soviets were known as the Mujihadeen. The Reagan White House press corps told the US public that the term translated to "Freedom Fighters". Ultra-right magazines like Soldier of Fortune did articles on how they were a simple and pious band of goatherders fighting the Reds with antique bolt-action Enfields. (At this same time, Oliver North was trying to finance guns-for-Nicaraguan-resistance by means of sale of aircraft-parts-to-Iran. Reagan claimed the commie Nicaraguans were within 2 days' drive to the US).

Lies then, lies now. "Bring it, Best Korea". Uh huh.
 
2012-05-22 11:53:44 AM
Nrokreffefp: Sgt Otter: x333: Why is this stupid?

Seems like a sound business decision to me. There is no profit to be made by taking the risk of offending one of the largest markets in the world.

Before you say, "suspension of disbelief..."

In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.
In the 2010s, an invasion and occupation by the Chinese is...kinda, sorta plausible. I guess. Whatever.
In the 2010s,an invasion and occupation by North Korea?

[img.webmd.com image 493x335]

Soviet Union...invade? That wasn't what the Cold War fear was about at all...I'd say we were more afraid of their ideology becoming the dominant global force, or that we would nuke each other. I never heard about any fears of invasion, or of Soviet Union plans to invade. I could just be badly misinformed though, I wasn't alive for it.


You sound young.
 
2012-05-22 11:54:53 AM
Private_Citizen: Even ignoring the US Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, National Guard, countless police forces (most armed to the teeth), and various Federal agencies that are loaded for Bear - the US Civilian population has more guns than people.

To think that N. Korea (population 24 million hungry people) is going to take on the most heavily armed nation the world has ever known (population 300 million trigger happy people) is beyond ridiculous.

This movie is going to get laughed out of the theater.


Actually I would love to see the movie based off of a Canuckistan invasion. Sure they seem all nice now but really they are laying the groundwork to come down here and push us around, make us play hockey and eat poutine. They already sacked washinton once, it should be possible for them to do it a second time.
 
2012-05-22 11:57:32 AM
Old news is, well, old.
 
2012-05-22 11:58:01 AM
Saiga410: Private_Citizen: Even ignoring the US Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, National Guard, countless police forces (most armed to the teeth), and various Federal agencies that are loaded for Bear - the US Civilian population has more guns than people.

To think that N. Korea (population 24 million hungry people) is going to take on the most heavily armed nation the world has ever known (population 300 million trigger happy people) is beyond ridiculous.

This movie is going to get laughed out of the theater.

Actually I would love to see the movie based off of a Canuckistan invasion. Sure they seem all nice now but really they are laying the groundwork to come down here and push us around, make us play hockey and eat poutine. They already sacked washinton once, it should be possible for them to do it a second time.


Canadian Bacon.
 
2012-05-22 11:58:57 AM
fluffy2097: CSgt Otter: In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.

It was never a real threat.

We THOUGHT it was a threat because of cold war propaganda.

Russia was playing catch up the entire time. Many of their rockets and fighters were inflatable or wooden mock ups.

American presidents talked about fighter and missile gaps, when really the Russians didn't have near as many as the US did.


This is true, but given the circumstances laid out at the beginning of the movie:
("Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years... Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade... Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall... Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil... Mexico plunged into revolution... NATO dissolves. United States stands alone. ")

I was certainly plausible. It wasn't plausible given the *ACTUAL* circumstances back then, but there was a plausible path to that result.

The DPRK invading the US? I can't think of any remotely possible set of conditions that might make it possible.
 
2012-05-22 12:04:17 PM
Tommy Moo: The movie was to be far-fetched but plausible with a Chinese army. Pretending North Korea has the resources and wherewithal to stage a terrestrial invasion of American soil will destroy any remaining suspension of disbelief this POS movie might have otherwise clung to.

I think the bigger question is WHY?
All else aside why would NK/ fatty Kim Jong Un want to invade and possibly lord over 350 million rednecks, ghetto leeches and thugs, nascar fans, obese whales, welfare queens, pretentious yuppies, over achieving koreans, Palinites, 20 million illegal immigrants, Obamabots, benighted Republican souls, out of touch liberals, paranoid militants, drunk Injuns, mexican street gangs, flaming gays and butch lesbians and last but not least self righteous, sarcastic acrimonious lot of American farkers ?
 
2012-05-22 12:06:31 PM
Hey, Subby! Go eat a bag of dicks!
 
2012-05-22 12:06:59 PM
discgolfguru: Arkanaut: It's been Homefronted!

That game could have been better. I had high hopes.


You had high hopes for a game centered around the idea that the NPRK could launch an attack on the US?

Really?

That just doesn't make sense on any level.

/NPRK couldn't launch an attack on an Applebees
 
2012-05-22 12:07:57 PM
Sorry, DPRK...
 
2012-05-22 12:10:31 PM
Movie also to be renamed "Best Dawn"
 
2012-05-22 12:13:39 PM
Private_Citizen: This movie is going to get laughed out of the theater.

Not necessarily.

1. Nobody said that North Korea launches a successful invasion in the movie. Just because they don't have a chance of winning doesn't mean that they might not try.

2. In the original Red Dawn, the attacking Soviets had support from Cuba (if I remember correctly, a couple of the main baddies were Cuban) and there was mention of the Chinese assisting as well. If the writers are smart for this new version, they'd set up a similar scenario. Plenty of countries and terrorist groups hate the US and would be happy to help the Best Koreans, or at least coordinate an attack at the same time.

3. An invasion doesn't necessarily mean a full-on military attack, nor does it mean trying to take over the entire country. Knock out a few dozen bridges, a couple of major power plants, a few airports, and similar and a region could be in chaos. As in the original movie, the US military might not launch a full-scale attack on what is essentially their own people.
 
2012-05-22 12:16:26 PM
The invading force in Red Dawn (already filmed) is changing (post-production) from Chinese troops to North Korean troops because Hollywood doesn't want to offend China our owners.

FTFY
 
2012-05-22 12:17:42 PM
Saiga410: Private_Citizen: Even ignoring the US Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, National Guard, countless police forces (most armed to the teeth), and various Federal agencies that are loaded for Bear - the US Civilian population has more guns than people.

To think that N. Korea (population 24 million hungry people) is going to take on the most heavily armed nation the world has ever known (population 300 million trigger happy people) is beyond ridiculous.

This movie is going to get laughed out of the theater.

Actually I would love to see the movie based off of a Canuckistan invasion. Sure they seem all nice now but really they are laying the groundwork to come down here and push us around, make us play hockey and eat poutine. They already sacked washinton once, it should be possible for them to do it a second time.


If they played it for laughs, i'd probably see it. I can't help but think of the Southpark movie (the song "Blame Canada" is now stuck in my head). When the US military instituted "Operation Get Behind Darkie" I nearly lost it!
 
2012-05-22 12:20:16 PM
antidumbass: Ultra-right magazines like Soldier of Fortune did articles on how they were a simple and pious band of goatherders fighting the Reds with antique bolt-action Enfields.

At first, that's what they actually were.

There is an interesting paper by Frederick Kagan called "Ghosts Against Hinds". He argues that it wasn't Stingers or any other piece of equipment supplied by the West that turned the tide against the Soviets, all it did was hasten the inevitable, because the Red Army equipment and doctrine was geared towards fighting a major war in Europe against actual armies, instead of mostly independent bands of 10 to 30 men only loosely affiliated with what we would think of as a 'command structure'.
 
2012-05-22 12:27:48 PM
randomjsa: I have a problem with a classic movie being remade and change "foreign power" as a US enemy to "corporation(s)" being US enemy.

To be fair, it's kind of hard to tell the difference. Most major multinational corporations can easily be considered "foreign powers".
 
2012-05-22 12:33:24 PM
Perducci: 2. In the original Red Dawn, the attacking Soviets had support from Cuba (if I remember correctly, a couple of the main baddies were Cuban) and there was mention of the Chinese assisting as well. If the writers are smart for this new version, they'd set up a similar scenario.

I think I've discovered a flawed assumption in your argument.
 
2012-05-22 12:40:48 PM
Perducci: 2. In the original Red Dawn, the attacking Soviets had support from Cuba (if I remember correctly, a couple of the main baddies were Cuban) and there was mention of the Chinese assisting as well.

Actually, in the original, China was on our side, not for ideological reasons, but because the Russians and Chinese hate each other. It is implied though, that the Soviets used nuclear weapons on them, killing 400 million Chinese:

Jed Eckert: ...Well, who *is* on our side?
Col. Andy Tanner: Six hundred million screaming Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Last I heard, there were a billion screaming Chinamen.
Col. Andy Tanner: There *were*.
[he throws whiskey on the fire; it ignites violently, suggesting a nuclear explosion]
 
2012-05-22 12:45:58 PM
Private_Citizen: This movie is going to get laughed out of the theater.

That didn't stop Battleship.
 
2012-05-22 01:08:09 PM
I've been reading for months about the "digital post-production editing" business for this movie. Why is this a story? Or an argument, even?
 
2012-05-22 01:11:11 PM
kuerious: I've been reading for months about the "digital post-production editing" business for this movie. Why is this a story? Or an argument, even?

Because WOOOOOOOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!
 
2012-05-22 01:23:08 PM
wxboy: most Americans can't tell the difference between a Korean and a Chinese man.

This


Racist statement is racist.
 
2012-05-22 01:36:34 PM
dittybopper: Christian Bale: When was the last time the Chinese invaded anywhere?

1950 - Korea.
1962 - India
1969 - Soviet Union
1979 - Vietnam


When the Chinese had thier little border dispute with USSR back in 1969 Richard Nixon is the only reason the Soviets didn't go Full Nuclear Retard on China. The Soviets called up old Tricky Dick and asked if we could please not return fire if they nuked China and Nixon was all like um no, if nukes fly we are gonna assume they are coming at us.
 
2012-05-22 01:45:54 PM
fluffy2097: CSgt Otter: In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.

It was never a real threat.

We THOUGHT it was a threat because of cold war propaganda.

Russia was playing catch up the entire time. Many of their rockets and fighters were inflatable or wooden mock ups.

American presidents talked about fighter and missile gaps, when really the Russians didn't have near as many as the US did.


Look at the bang up job they did in that super power of Afghanistan. Surely after such a mighty victory against a powerful foe the puny United States of America would have been a pushover.

That movie expanded the definition of 'Stupid'.
 
2012-05-22 01:46:32 PM
Sgt Otter: In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.

[Citation Needed]

I can't think of a realistic scenario where the Soviets could have successfully invade the United States in the 1980's.

In fact, the United States is nearly impossible to invade in general, merely due to geography if nothing else. Unless Mexico and/or Canada become unfriendly and acquire great military power, you simply can't do it. There are two huge oceans seperating us from everybody else. There's a reason that it didn't happen in World War II, because it was farking impossible to do then, it was farking impossible to do in the 1980's, and it's farking impossible to do now. And all of that is ignoring the fact that the US spends almost 50% of the world's total defense spending by all 190ish countries on the planet.
 
2012-05-22 01:59:47 PM
China invaded years ago and the Americans lost. Few of you may have noticed.
 
2012-05-22 01:59:53 PM
Geotpf: Sgt Otter: In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.

[Citation Needed]

I can't think of a realistic scenario where the Soviets could have successfully invade the United States in the 1980's.

In fact, the United States is nearly impossible to invade in general, merely due to geography if nothing else. Unless Mexico and/or Canada become unfriendly and acquire great military power, you simply can't do it.


That was one of the preliminary conditions shown in the beginning of Red Dawn:

"Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years... Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade... Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall... Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil... Mexico plunged into revolution... NATO dissolves. United States stands alone. "

Later on, Col. Tanner explains that many troops came up from the Mexican border, infiltrating ahead of time to commit sabotage on the day of the invasion:

Infiltrators came up illegal from Mexico. Cubans mostly. They managed to infiltrate SAC bases in the Midwest, several down in Texas and wreaked a helluva lot of havoc, I'm here to tell you. They opened up the door down here, and the whole Cuban & Nicaraguan armies come walking right through, rolled right up here through the Great Plains.

Which is pretty much how you'd have to do it.

There are two huge oceans seperating us from everybody else. There's a reason that it didn't happen in World War II, because it was farking impossible to do then, it was farking impossible to do in the 1980's, and it's farking impossible to do now. And all of that is ignoring the fact that the US spends almost 50% of the world's total defense spending by all 190ish countries on the planet.

Unless, of course, you control all of Central America, and can just roll your troops up through Mexico, which is the scenario in Red Dawn. Remember, the commies have control of Nicaragua, El Salvador, Honduras, and at least part of Mexico. Guatemala and Belize aren't mentioned by name, but I'm sure that for an army poised to invade the US, they wouldn't have been a significant problem.

It's an internally plausible scenario. It couldn't have happened in the real world, simply because the conditions set forth in Red Dawn hadn't happened.
 
2012-05-22 02:18:09 PM
dittybopper: Geotpf: Sgt Otter: In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.

[Citation Needed]

I can't think of a realistic scenario where the Soviets could have successfully invade the United States in the 1980's.

In fact, the United States is nearly impossible to invade in general, merely due to geography if nothing else. Unless Mexico and/or Canada become unfriendly and acquire great military power, you simply can't do it.

That was one of the preliminary conditions shown in the beginning of Red Dawn:

"Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years... Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade... Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall... Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil... Mexico plunged into revolution... NATO dissolves. United States stands alone. "

Later on, Col. Tanner explains that many troops came up from the Mexican border, infiltrating ahead of time to commit sabotage on the day of the invasion:

Infiltrators came up illegal from Mexico. Cubans mostly. They managed to infiltrate SAC bases in the Midwest, several down in Texas and wreaked a helluva lot of havoc, I'm here to tell you. They opened up the door down here, and the whole Cuban & Nicaraguan armies come walking right through, rolled right up here through the Great Plains.

Which is pretty much how you'd have to do it.

There are two huge oceans seperating us from everybody else. There's a reason that it didn't happen in World War II, because it was farking impossible to do then, it was farking impossible to do in the 1980's, and it's farking impossible to do now. And all of that is ignoring the fact that the US spends almost 50% of the world's total defense spending by all 190ish countries on the planet.

Unless, of course, you control all of Central America, ...


I thought I remember reading somewhere that the writers actually consulted with some pretty high ranking retired officers and got feedback on how it would be possible for the U.S. to be invaded.
 
2012-05-22 02:29:48 PM
Mock26: I thought I remember reading somewhere that the writers actually consulted with some pretty high ranking retired officers and got feedback on how it would be possible for the U.S. to be invaded.

That's possible. Milius put a *LOT* of thought into that movie, much more than most people think.
 
2012-05-22 02:34:54 PM
dittybopper: Mock26: I thought I remember reading somewhere that the writers actually consulted with some pretty high ranking retired officers and got feedback on how it would be possible for the U.S. to be invaded.

That's possible. Milius put a *LOT* of thought into that movie, much more than most people think.


If there is one thing Milius knows its military history. Even if I think he can be a bit ponderous and pretentious at
times, he is able to effectively write militaria like few people ever have. His facility with the subject is even more
impressive when you consider that he never actually served (though he did try to volunteer for the Marines in the
Viet Nam era but couldn't pass the physical due to asthma; thanks Wikipedia).
 
2012-05-22 02:52:04 PM
hitlersbrain: fluffy2097: CSgt Otter: In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.

It was never a real threat.

We THOUGHT it was a threat because of cold war propaganda.

Russia was playing catch up the entire time. Many of their rockets and fighters were inflatable or wooden mock ups.

American presidents talked about fighter and missile gaps, when really the Russians didn't have near as many as the US did.

Look at the bang up job they did in that super power of Afghanistan. Surely after such a mighty victory against a powerful foe the puny United States of America would have been a pushover.

That movie expanded the definition of 'Stupid'.


Well looking at the Bang up job we did in that Super Power known as Vietnam.....
 
2012-05-22 02:57:38 PM
Geotpf: And all of that is ignoring the fact that the US spends almost 50% of the world's total defense spending by all 190ish countries on the planet.

41% by current statistics, but who's counting.

Main (only) reason most of the other countries can spend so little on defense is knowing that the 'overspending' USA has their back if something goes down. Looking at what happened the last time the US was isolationist and slashed military spending, I don't want a repeat of that.


/like free and open trade on the world's oceans?
//like cheap overseas products in your local WalMart?
///ever wonder how that is possible?
 
2012-05-22 03:03:43 PM
poe_zlaw: If you think the militias in the middle east are fierce, imagine the militias that would form in the US

Oh please, America is so distant in time from any real adversity that most of your people, gun or no, wouldn't be up to much when they were needed. Most are incredibly self interested (because years of comfort does that) and are unlikely to want to risk their lives 'for the cause', and would probably be quite happy to be collaborators if it meant they got a few extra comforts and the chance to stand on someone's neck. Shoot a few dozen in the head and the majority will fall in line like the soft cowards they are.

By the time things got bad enough for the majority of Americans to be skilled and motivated enough to do anything useful it'd be too late.

Do I even need to touch on the fact that the majority of gun owners do not have a vast store of ammunition, and guns are pretty useless without bullets?

/Not pretending my country would be any different
 
2012-05-22 03:09:38 PM
if_i_really_have_to: Oh please, America is so distant in time from any real adversity that most of your people, gun or no, wouldn't be up to much when they were needed. Most are incredibly self interested (because years of comfort does that) and are unlikely to want to risk their lives 'for the cause', and would probably be quite happy to be collaborators if it meant they got a few extra comforts and the chance to stand on someone's neck. Shoot a few dozen in the head and the majority will fall in line like the soft cowards they are.

I seem to recall a certain East Asian nation thinking much along the same lines back a few decades ago. Didn't work out too well for them.
 
2012-05-22 03:21:47 PM
Private_Citizen: Even ignoring the US Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, National Guard, countless police forces (most armed to the teeth), and various Federal agencies that are loaded for Bear - the US Civilian population has more guns than people.

To think that N. Korea (population 24 million hungry people) is going to take on the most heavily armed nation the world has ever known (population 300 million trigger happy people) is beyond ridiculous.


You're forgetting the thousands of Occupy idiots that would probably welcome and aid an invasion from Communist forces.

Just look at all the ignorant assholes protesting NATO right now and tell me it couldn't happen.
 
2012-05-22 03:23:09 PM
if_i_really_have_to: Do I even need to touch on the fact that the majority of gun owners do not have a vast store of ammunition, and guns are pretty useless without bullets?

Last time I checked, Americans bought 6 *BILLION* rounds of ammunition every year.

Hell, I've got several hundred rounds myself, and I'm not all that unusual. When you can buy a 500 count brick of .22 LR for less than $20, it's pretty cheap to stock up. Even military caliber ammunition is relatively inexpensive: A 20 round box of FMJ .223 Remington is about $6-8. You can buy a 'combat load' of 200 rounds for $60.

Plus, tens of thousands of people reload. Hell, I don't bother to reload (I shoot mostly muzzleloaders anyway), but I still have the equipment and knowledge to do so. Did you know you can reload ammunition using matches? That includes primers: The tips of strike-anywhere matches can be used to reload primers.

So, the only real problem then becomes resupply, which is where the old adage of "Make the enemy your quartermaster" comes in.
 
2012-05-22 03:34:21 PM
Arkanaut: It's been Homefronted!

I came to say exactly the same thing. I wonder how long until they get sued?
 
2012-05-22 04:07:09 PM
peterthx: Private_Citizen: Even ignoring the US Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, National Guard, countless police forces (most armed to the teeth), and various Federal agencies that are loaded for Bear - the US Civilian population has more guns than people.

To think that N. Korea (population 24 million hungry people) is going to take on the most heavily armed nation the world has ever known (population 300 million trigger happy people) is beyond ridiculous.

You're forgetting the thousands of Occupy idiots that would probably welcome and aid an invasion from Communist forces.

Just look at all the ignorant assholes protesting NATO right now and tell me it couldn't happen.


data.whicdn.com
 
2012-05-22 04:17:25 PM
i1185.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 04:18:12 PM
Dammit. Wrong thread.
 
2012-05-22 04:22:14 PM
Nrokreffefp: Sgt Otter: x333: Why is this stupid?

Seems like a sound business decision to me. There is no profit to be made by taking the risk of offending one of the largest markets in the world.

Before you say, "suspension of disbelief..."

In the 1980s, an invasion and occupation by the Soviets was not only plausible, but a very real threat. It connected with people's Cold War fears.
In the 2010s, an invasion and occupation by the Chinese is...kinda, sorta plausible. I guess. Whatever.
In the 2010s,an invasion and occupation by North Korea?

[img.webmd.com image 493x335]

Soviet Union...invade? That wasn't what the Cold War fear was about at all...I'd say we were more afraid of their ideology becoming the dominant global force, or that we would nuke each other. I never heard about any fears of invasion, or of Soviet Union plans to invade. I could just be badly misinformed though, I wasn't alive for it.


Yeah, Cold War was about the fear that the Soviet would keep pushing into developing countries to install puppets (which we countered with our own puppets), all the while keeping military pressure on Western Europe. The big fear was that once they had enough little satellites around the world to ensure a steady flow of resources to Mother Russia, they'd roll vast columns of armor and infantry across the Fulda Gap into West Germany, etc. and if we fought back it'd be Nuke-Fest. Since we didn't have the bodies to go one-for-one in a conventional war, we countered with fancier, more expensive stuff, the whole Mutual Assured Destruction (MAD) doctrine with the nukes, and made super-sexy weapons systems like the F15, F16, A10, and the M1A1 Abrams tank.

The prospect of them actually landing here in Homeland never really entered into it.
 
2012-05-22 04:25:53 PM
Kuroshin: discgolfguru: Arkanaut: It's been Homefronted!

That game could have been better. I had high hopes.

You had high hopes for a game centered around the idea that the NPRK could launch an attack on the US?

Really?

That just doesn't make sense on any level.

/NPRK couldn't launch an attack on an Applebees


I don't base my expectations of a video game on the believability of said video game. I base my expectations on what I think could be a good story, or fun mechanics, etc. I think that makes sense on most levels, actually.
 
2012-05-22 04:28:06 PM
wxboy: Most of the relevant actors are probably Korean anyway, since most Americans Asians can't tell the difference between a Korean and a Chinese man.

FTFY
 
2012-05-22 04:34:37 PM
Dee Snarl: wxboy: Most of the relevant actors are probably Korean anyway, since most Americans Asians people can't tell the difference between a Korean and a Chinese man.

FTFY


FTFClarification

/sorry if it's been discussed
//I ain't reading this thread
///I have a life
////*turns on tele*
 
2012-05-22 04:36:08 PM
gopher321: The fact that some moviegoers actually believe a handful of plucky kids can take on an entire invading force in the first place is insulting.

The movie was pure fantasy. It's not like the entire concept of Russian invasion made any sense, either. You've just got to watch it as a reflection of the culture and the times, much like the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers was all about Red paranoia.

It came from the same era as the Rambo movies. It was a point in time where the country collectively decided that it was time to put Vietnam behind us, and part of that process was making movies where Americans kick seven kinds of ass.

Think of it as a gigantic act of self-affirmation.
 
2012-05-22 04:38:47 PM
peterthx: You're forgetting the thousands of Occupy idiots that would probably welcome and aid an invasion from Communist forces.

Just look at all the ignorant assholes protesting NATO right now and tell me it couldn't happen.


I'm guessing that you've been on the John Birch mailing list for some time now. If not, you should probably drop them a letter. You'd get along with them.
 
2012-05-22 04:41:56 PM
craxyd: Dammit. Wrong thread.

No, you were bulls-eye on.
 
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