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(Yahoo)   Mila Kunis, Bar Raefeli and a sharp kneed drag queen take top spots at 2012 Maxim Top 100   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 60
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2012-05-22 10:01:55 AM  
Look at #15 and then #39 (I think, cannot view from work) and tell me the editors are not idiots.
 
2012-05-22 10:05:29 AM  
I'd give them all a top spot, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/now to sit back and watch the hot pics roll in.
 
2012-05-22 10:05:29 AM  
Girl with red swimsuit looks like a young Farah Fawcett
 
2012-05-22 10:09:08 AM  
The hottest people are the people who are paid to be hot? You don't say!
 
2012-05-22 10:11:12 AM  
Kirsten Stewart is not hot. She's like the embodiment of Casper if he had a Chaz Bono sex change.

Also, what the hell is wrong with Olivia Wilde's face in her picture?
 
2012-05-22 10:11:32 AM  
i.imgur.com
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2012-05-22 10:12:04 AM  

bluenote13: Look at #15 and then #39 (I think, cannot view from work) and tell me the editors are not idiots.


I think a lot of lobbying from agents or managers influences these lists more than common sense.

Kate Uptons cat daddy video should have earned her #1 for this and at least the next two years.
 
2012-05-22 10:12:42 AM  
Olivia Munn is #2? WTF are they smoking? Not saying she's not attractive, but she's definitely not beating most of the women on that list.

Even if it's just a popularity contest (which is half is), she's not that well known. Is she sleeping with whoever is in charge of making that list?
 
2012-05-22 10:12:42 AM  
Did they actually list a fake Daily Show job title as one of Olivia Munn's accomplishments?
 
2012-05-22 10:13:54 AM  

RoosterCogburn: Also, what the hell is wrong with Olivia Wilde's face in her picture?


I happen to think it's one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across.
 
2012-05-22 10:17:50 AM  

PizzaJedi81: RoosterCogburn: Also, what the hell is wrong with Olivia Wilde's face in her picture?

I happen to think it's one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across.


Did you at least laminate the picture first?
 
2012-05-22 10:19:06 AM  
I hate to start arguing over specific individuals but Michelle Dockery at #70? She was only the third or fourth best-looking woman on Downton Abbey.

And Panda Bear says that his cousin thinks #50 should be much higher.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-22 10:19:14 AM  
MAXIMS HOT 100

MAXIMS who people are talking about this year 100

Once I saw Amanda Knox and Lois Griifin, I gave up caring.
 
2012-05-22 10:20:53 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: PizzaJedi81: RoosterCogburn: Also, what the hell is wrong with Olivia Wilde's face in her picture?

I happen to think it's one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across.

Did you at least laminate the picture first?


Now why would I do that?
 
2012-05-22 10:24:29 AM  
The top 25 has one Asian and two Latinas (at 24 and 25), otherwise all-white.

2nd 25 has one African-American and one Latina.

Third 25 has three Latinas and a man (WTF? Colbert is two spots ahead of SOFIA VERGARA)

Final 25 has one more African-American, a few more Latinas, a murder suspect, and a cartoon character.

Maxim's demographics must be all-white and 13 years old.
 
2012-05-22 10:29:40 AM  

Christian Bale: The top 25 has one Asian and two Latinas (at 24 and 25), otherwise all-white.

2nd 25 has one African-American and one Latina.

Third 25 has three Latinas and a man (WTF? Colbert is two spots ahead of SOFIA VERGARA)

Final 25 has one more African-American, a few more Latinas, a murder suspect, and a cartoon character.

Maxim's demographics must be all-white and 13 years old.


golfweek.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com

Approves
 
2012-05-22 10:30:24 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: PizzaJedi81: RoosterCogburn: Also, what the hell is wrong with Olivia Wilde's face in her picture?

I happen to think it's one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across.

Did you at least laminate the picture first?

Now why would I do that?


Multiple uses?
 
2012-05-22 10:36:48 AM  
Oh and:

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2012-05-22 10:45:33 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: PizzaJedi81: RoosterCogburn: Also, what the hell is wrong with Olivia Wilde's face in her picture?

I happen to think it's one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across.

Did you at least laminate the picture first?

Now why would I do that?

Multiple uses?


But I'd lose all the stank!
 
2012-05-22 11:10:09 AM  

Wellon Dowd: And Panda Bear says that his cousin thinks #50 should be much higher.

Dude, she's 21...
 
2012-05-22 11:10:11 AM  

Bhruic: Olivia Munn is #2? WTF are they smoking? Not saying she's not attractive, but she's definitely not beating most of the women on that list.

Even if it's just a popularity contest (which is half is), she's not that well known. Is she sleeping with whoever is in charge of making that list?


She must also be sleeping with TFA's author: "Olivia Munn, who's known for her brains..."
 
2012-05-22 11:15:03 AM  
FTFA : Just behind her at No. 2 is "Magic Mike" actress Olivia Munn, who's known for her brains and sharp wit as much as her exotic looks.

This is the funniest thing I think I've ever read about her.
 
2012-05-22 11:17:19 AM  
I heard on Facebook earlier that Kate Beckinsale was at #12. I think there's an unneeded '2' on there.
 
2012-05-22 11:18:47 AM  

Alphax: I heard on Facebook earlier that Kate Beckinsale was at #12. I think there's an unneeded '2' on there.


I'd give her something unneeded, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-22 11:19:20 AM  

chemrebel: FTFA : Just behind her at No. 2 is "Magic Mike" actress Olivia Munn, who's known for her brains and sharp wit as much as her exotic looks.

This is the funniest thing I think I've ever read about her.


AOTS was 100 times later after she left. Haven't caught the show without Kevin though. I always thought he was good host, but she just couldn't even carry a segment and clearly never knew what she was talking about.
 
2012-05-22 11:20:05 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Alphax: I heard on Facebook earlier that Kate Beckinsale was at #12. I think there's an unneeded '2' on there.

I'd give her something unneeded, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Doesn;t she have a flip phone though?

Total turn-off.
 
2012-05-22 11:21:20 AM  

Zombie DJ: MAXIMS HOT 100

MAXIMS who people are talking about this year 100

Once I saw Amanda Knox and Lois Griifin, I gave up caring.


4.bp.blogspot.com
Hot.
 
2012-05-22 11:21:20 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Doesn;t she have a flip phone though?


I'd give her a flip, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-22 11:33:18 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and:

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Oh shiat, I'm trippin' balls.
 
2012-05-22 11:34:33 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: Doesn;t she have a flip phone though?

I'd give her a flip, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Right, you'd flip the page because you ruined the one with her on it.

/lamination would do you wonders I tell you
 
2012-05-22 11:41:20 AM  
 
2012-05-22 11:41:36 AM  
I approve of #69 (slightly NSFW).
 
2012-05-22 11:48:33 AM  
I must be getting old. There was a time when I would have known who all of these people are...now? Not so much.

Real question...is it me? I thought I was still fairly aware of pop culture. Or is this a phenomenon of the fragmented-media? (I hope it's not me...)

Listening to the radio this weekend I asked my wife "Does it seem like 'hit music' is actually just a sub-genre in-and-of-itself, such that there is a pack of fairly anonymous and interchangeable 'artists' that are little more than a marketing tool, or am I just turning into my father circa 1990?" She didn't know, except she thought that the downloadable single changed the way we buy music so much that the random single by X is much easier to crank out than say, 'Both Sides Now,' or 'Thriller.' (And yeah, I get that there's still LOTS of great new music out there...just not on 'Top 40' playlists).

Not for nothing, but a lot of them appear to simply be random. Amanda Bynes? JWoww?

Whatever.
 
2012-05-22 11:51:10 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and:

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Kelly?
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2012-05-22 12:21:03 PM  
Olivia Munn is an "actress" like Danica Patrick is a "champion race car driver"
 
2012-05-22 12:46:18 PM  

Bhruic: Olivia Munn is #2? WTF are they smoking? Not saying she's not attractive, but she's definitely not beating most of the women on that list.

Even if it's just a popularity contest (which is half is), she's not that well known. Is she sleeping with whoever is in charge of making that list?


Based on the rumors in Hollywood the answer is more of 'who isn't she sleeping with?'. A review I read of her book from an anonymous hollywood source mentioned it was so thin because she left out all the parts where she initiated the sex with someone to get a job and only mentioned the one or two stories where some producer expected her to peform the same service she had so many times for others. There is a reason she was unknown until her late 20's. She finally started figuring out her only way to top was on her back.

As far as the rest of the list, when I got to 15 and it was Stewart and Theron was a spot behind her I gave up.
 
2012-05-22 12:49:18 PM  

bluenote13: Theron


I'd give her a higher spot, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-22 12:52:18 PM  

AiryAnne: bluenote13: Look at #15 and then #39 (I think, cannot view from work) and tell me the editors are not idiots.

I think a lot of lobbying from agents or managers influences these lists more than common sense.

Kate Uptons cat daddy video should have earned her #1 for this and at least the next two years.


More like ten. Dear lord can that girl move.
 
2012-05-22 12:53:24 PM  
Headline: "Mila Kunis, Bar Raefeli and a sharp kneed drag queen take top spots at 2012 Maxim Top 100"

#17 is a top spot?
 
2012-05-22 12:58:22 PM  

Flappyhead: More like ten. Dear lord can that girl move.


I'd make that girl move for her dear Lord, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-22 01:21:14 PM  
I don't need someone else to tell me what my list should be I have my own. I really don't think katie Perry is that hot she is alright and all, but there are much better looking women in my office.
 
2012-05-22 01:27:10 PM  

KWess: Listening to the radio this weekend I asked my wife "Does it seem like 'hit music' is actually just a sub-genre in-and-of-itself, such that there is a pack of fairly anonymous and interchangeable 'artists' that are little more than a marketing tool, or am I just turning into my father circa 1990?" She didn't know, except she thought that the downloadable single changed the way we buy music so much that the random single by X is much easier to crank out than say, 'Both Sides Now,' or 'Thriller.' (And yeah, I get that there's still LOTS of great new music out there...just not on 'Top 40' playlists).


You aren't wrong. What's considered a massively successful album now is about 3 million copies. 15ish years ago, the number would have been around 10 million. Adele's 21 is roughly the equivalent to Thriller in terms of outperforming the competition of the day.
 
2012-05-22 01:28:34 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I hate to start arguing over specific individuals but Michelle Dockery at #70? She was only the third or fourth best-looking woman on Downton Abbey.

And Panda Bear says that his cousin thinks #50 should be much higher.

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When I first watched that show I figured I'd see how big a pervert I was and IMDBed to see how old she was. Already 19 back 3 seasons ago, whew.
 
2012-05-22 03:14:14 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and:

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Fixed
/real women > living real dolls
 
2012-05-22 03:21:52 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Flappyhead: More like ten. Dear lord can that girl move.

I'd make that girl move for her dear Lord, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Thank you for making this thread awesome...

now the rest of you make with the Kate Upton pictures
 
2012-05-22 03:24:19 PM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: now the rest of you make with the Kate Upton pictures


Sorry, but I'm contractually obligated to not release that shoot for 15-20 months.

Stupid stalking laws.
 
2012-05-22 03:36:47 PM  
cdn.kate-upton.com

MAY be NSFW.

www.moviespad.com

www.fhm.com

Oh, to be that glass...

2.bp.blogspot.com

thatdarkkidkevin.files.wordpress.com

Annnnnd I'm spent.
 
2012-05-22 03:44:02 PM  
PizzaJedi81:

thatdarkkidkevin.files.wordpress.com

That man in the back right corner of the pic is clearly using that chair to hide his wood... good for him

/i looked at that picture for a long time before I saw that the guy was there
//its kind of like a magic eye image
///look long enough and you may be able to notice him
////Pizzajedi81 is a true american hero
//like kate uptons tit-tays
 
2012-05-22 04:14:27 PM  

peterthx: Jim from Saint Paul: Oh and:

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Fixed
/real women > living real dolls


I would suggest that 2 thirds of the list has implants.

I appreciate boobs, big and small. Fake and real. It's all good to me.

/I'm a real humanitarian
 
2012-05-22 04:17:13 PM  

bluenote13: As far as the rest of the list, when I got to 15 and it was Stewart and Theron was a spot behind her I gave up.


Any Hot 100 list that includes Kristen Stewart should immediately be burned as a crime against humanity.
 
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