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(Rolling Stone)   Rolling Stone readers pick their 10 best beards in rock. There's some stupidity on the list, but anyone who tries to argue with #1 is a fool   (rollingstone.com) divider line 90
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2012-05-21 11:51:26 PM  
Before even clicking on the link, I made a guess as to who would be #1.

I was right.

Not too hard to guess.

/I was surprised Ted Nugent didn't make the list
 
2012-05-22 12:01:37 AM  
I'd rather see the 10 Worst Beards in Rock and Roll.

0.tqn.com
 
2012-05-22 12:02:08 AM  
a how-how-how-how right you are, subby.
 
2012-05-22 12:04:27 AM  

Vodka Zombie: I'd rather see the 10 Worst Beards in Rock and Roll.

[0.tqn.com image 268x400]


Is that the Counting Crows guy?

I hate them.
 
2012-05-22 12:07:59 AM  
Have Mercy, number one is correct,
 
2012-05-22 12:08:07 AM  

crypticsatellite: Vodka Zombie: I'd rather see the 10 Worst Beards in Rock and Roll.

[0.tqn.com image 268x400]

Is that the Counting Crows guy?

I hate them.


Yeah. Although, I probably should have just posted a pic of Courtney Cox as one of the best beards in rock, huh?
 
2012-05-22 12:16:54 AM  

Vodka Zombie: crypticsatellite: Vodka Zombie: I'd rather see the 10 Worst Beards in Rock and Roll.

[0.tqn.com image 268x400]

Is that the Counting Crows guy?

I hate them.

Yeah. Although, I probably should have just posted a pic of Courtney Cox as one of the best beards in rock, huh?


Hahahahhahahhhaa!
 
2012-05-22 12:22:32 AM  
Seasonings don't fear the reaper.
thefrenchwench.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-22 12:35:41 AM  

crypticsatellite: Vodka Zombie: I'd rather see the 10 Worst Beards in Rock and Roll.

[0.tqn.com image 268x400]

Is that the Counting Crows guy?

I hate them.


Gumbercules?
 
2012-05-22 01:07:58 AM  

basemetal: Have Mercy, number one is correct,


Came here to say this. Who would have thought?
 
2012-05-22 01:14:58 AM  

violentsalvation: a how-how-how-how right you are, subby.


i.imgur.com

R.I.P. JOHN LEE HOOKER
 
2012-05-22 01:16:55 AM  

Somacandra: violentsalvation: a how-how-how-how right you are, subby.

[i.imgur.com image 301x300]

R.I.P. JOHN LEE HOOKER


heh
 
2012-05-22 01:19:47 AM  
Before clicking: "Someone from ZZ Top?"
*Click*
Ah yes.
 
2012-05-22 01:43:50 AM  
Too many of the beards on this list are "I have a day job" beards.
 
2012-05-22 01:53:02 AM  
assets.flavorwire.com

it counts
 
2012-05-22 02:07:23 AM  
1) Nobody can argue against #1.

2) List fails without Dusty Hill.

3) And Frank Beard.

4) Even though he was the only member of ZZ Top without a beard.

5) Isn't it ironic?

6) Don't you think?
 
2012-05-22 02:20:18 AM  

The_Sponge: 1) Nobody can argue against #1.

2) List fails without Dusty Hill.


Agreed. I'd have them share #1.
 
2012-05-22 02:25:02 AM  
Oh, list, you fail without Levon Helm and Garth Hudson

theband.hiof.no
 
2012-05-22 03:59:41 AM  
Best beard in Rock-n-Roll history?

Lisa Marie Presley.

/FTW
 
2012-05-22 04:57:50 AM  
f0.bcbits.com
 
2012-05-22 04:58:42 AM  
List sucked

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-05-22 05:23:43 AM  
loudwire.com

Beard dread.
 
2012-05-22 05:35:46 AM  
www.cryosites.com

Lice lice baby.
 
2012-05-22 05:42:48 AM  
No love for Neil Fallon? He has the best rock beard I've seen.
 
2012-05-22 05:54:51 AM  
James Hetfield muttonchops > David Grohl scragglypoof.
 
2012-05-22 06:20:17 AM  
I was gonna say "What, no Johann Hegg (of Amon Amarth) Full Viking Madness beard?", but then I remembered it was Rolling Stone, so they've probably never heard of Amon Amarth. I also don't see Wayne Static's beard-belt on there. Most of these just seem like regular, uninteresting pieces of facial horticulture that any lumberjack, hippy or "hipster" (yes, I appreciate the irony and hypocricy of that word, considereing my first statement) could grow in a week or two.

They did get number 1 right though, I will give them that.
 
2012-05-22 06:31:45 AM  
The best beard IS in ZZ Top... but it's their drummer.

www.drummerworld.com

Frank Beard.
 
2012-05-22 06:39:06 AM  
no love for cat stevens?
www.fullinbloommusic.com
 
2012-05-22 06:39:28 AM  

crypticsatellite: Vodka Zombie: I'd rather see the 10 Worst Beards in Rock and Roll.

[0.tqn.com image 268x400]

Is that the Counting Crows guy?

I hate them.


I like their first album, but I do kind of hate that dude for nailing Christina Applegate and Jennifer Aniston during their 90s heyday.
 
2012-05-22 06:46:20 AM  
Only one metal beard? I see Zakk is covered but how could they not have

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-22 06:50:44 AM  
img.wmgstg.com

Also in Top 10 of live acts out there.
 
2012-05-22 06:51:33 AM  
My personal favorite

img521.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-22 06:51:40 AM  

moothemagiccow: no love for cat stevens?
[www.fullinbloommusic.com image 300x281]


Not since I was 13. The only song of his I can stand anymore is "Trouble" and that's only because of Harold And Maude.
 
2012-05-22 06:54:05 AM  

Li52jw: No love for Neil Fallon? He has the best rock beard I've seen.



Not bloody likely. At no point during Clutch's brilliant run during the last decade did RS even acknowledge their existence. Of course, that magazine hasn't been musically relevant since the early seventies...
 
2012-05-22 06:54:11 AM  

Cuchulane: My personal favorite

[img521.imageshack.us image 480x640]


Come to think of it, Rumspringa would make a pretty cool band name.
 
2012-05-22 06:55:08 AM  
Rob Zombie has an opinion on the list.

img840.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-22 07:14:36 AM  
Oh yeah. They nailed it.
 
2012-05-22 07:18:36 AM  
Too many dead people on the list.
 
2012-05-22 07:23:24 AM  
images.ctv.ca

No love for Mastodon? They made bearded rock cool again.

www.ifc.com

Also Red Fang.
 
2012-05-22 07:34:03 AM  

TexanBoy: [images.ctv.ca image 600x400]

No love for Mastodon? They made bearded rock cool again.

[www.ifc.com image 620x375]

Also Red Fang.



Also the manly act of showering together.

www.ifc.com
 
2012-05-22 07:47:26 AM  
[Obvious], subby. Very [Obvious].

crypticsatellite: Before even clicking on the link, I made a guess as to who would be #1.

I was right.


Oh yeah. I think that's one of ZZ Top's iconic features, if not THE iconic feature.
 
2012-05-22 07:57:08 AM  
images.wikia.com

why no Lemmy?
/why was i the first to mention him?
 
2012-05-22 08:05:21 AM  

Li52jw: No love for Neil Fallon? He has the best rock beard I've seen.

cdn1.sbnation.com

Indeed.

Since Mastodon and Red Fang are already covered, I'd like to include Kirk Windstein:

www.metalsucks.net

And how about Amon Amarth?

www.funeralrain.net
 
2012-05-22 08:08:46 AM  
i48.tinypic.com

One of the finest beards in acting.
 
2012-05-22 08:16:14 AM  
www.burzum.org

Varg has the walrus thing going on which I think is hilarious and at the same time impressed at how he was able to grow it.

/there wasn't enough metal on that list.
 
2012-05-22 08:20:35 AM  
www.glamorati.com
 
2012-05-22 08:21:20 AM  
On the women's side, there can be only one for armpit hair.
 
2012-05-22 08:22:05 AM  
Mike Rutherford: owner of the beard most likely to make its wearer look like Alf.

www.sweetslyrics.com
 
2012-05-22 08:23:41 AM  

wippit: The best beard IS in ZZ Top... but it's their drummer.

[www.drummerworld.com image 400x389]

Frank Beard.


I always thought it was deliciously ironic that the only clean-shaven member of that band was named "Beard".
 
2012-05-22 08:23:51 AM  

Alphax: Too many dead people on the list.


Actually, one too few.

www.fullinbloommusic.com
 
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