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(New York Daily News)   Hottie fired for looking too sexy on the job... at a lingerie manufacturer... owned by Orthodox Jews   (nydailynews.com) divider line 61
    More: Asinine, Lauren Odes, Orthodox Jews, Chrysler Building, Northern New Jersey, religious discrimination, production assistant, Gloria Allred  
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2012-05-22 06:37:07 AM
14 votes:
she looks like Janice from the Muppet Show
2012-05-22 01:15:36 AM
11 votes:
This sounds pretty..... unorthodox. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH
2012-05-22 09:03:11 AM
8 votes:

wombatsrus:
It depends. To guys under 30, she's lost her "hotness". To guys 30-45, its a coin flip. To guys over 45, she's still got a lot of runway left, and they'd hit it like there is no tomorrow.


Dude, I'm 56 and I wouldn't waste my resources on her. I bet she'd eat all the baklava in my freezer then take a honeynut beef in my john that would take a gas engine powered rotorooter to dislodge.
2012-05-22 06:30:39 AM
7 votes:

cheap_thoughts: I was once told I was showing to much cleavage at a job once.


Me too. My supervisor came up to me and said, "Dave, you need to done this down. We tolerated the brassiere, but we are concerned for your health."
2012-05-22 06:49:11 AM
5 votes:
girltomom.com
2012-05-22 06:41:50 AM
4 votes:
Ugly Spice.
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-05-21 11:59:39 PM
4 votes:
i1221.photobucket.com
2012-05-22 09:01:47 AM
3 votes:

rick21n: What Lingerie Should Look Like I suppose it's NSFW, but it's one of my favorites.


Nice, you have taste and class. What the hell are you doing here?
2012-05-22 07:47:57 AM
3 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

"I would also like to take a moment from this press conference to bring up another issue that you may not know about. But you need to hear about this. It's about two things. The Bird and the Word.

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat to fade]
2012-05-22 07:45:42 AM
3 votes:
"The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it"
2012-05-22 06:31:29 AM
3 votes:
A pint-sized brunette with platinum streaks, Odes said she was wearing a dress that day at Native Intimates.

Speaking on behalf of pint-sized brunettes, I have to say that I've never seen her at any of the meetings.
2012-05-22 12:44:53 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

/oblig
2012-05-22 12:18:47 AM
3 votes:
www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
"We did nothing wrong, and there is no merit to this case."

"Lauren, try taping down your breasts to make them appear smaller," she said, according to Odes.
cdn0.sbnation.com
"WTF?"
2012-05-21 11:59:45 PM
3 votes:
wiki.killuglyradio.com
Go on...
2012-05-22 10:15:11 AM
2 votes:
Somebody over inflated the Courtney Love doll
2012-05-22 09:41:05 AM
2 votes:

cheap_thoughts: Still haven't gotten any complaints about my tits yet.



Heres one: I checked your profile and didn't see any. Lets take care of this shall we?
2012-05-22 09:21:09 AM
2 votes:

proteus_b: let me just assure the blind readers of fark that this is some kind of joke or stunt. there is no way that any male of any age finds that woman "hot". possibly some desperate old men might find it passable. that is indeed a hard hard 29. i guess it really wears you down, eating 4000 calories per day and watching oprah.


She's like an Audi. I have no desire to own an Audi. I would not spend my money buying an Audi. I would put zero effort into obtaining an Audi. But, if someone handed me a key and said "Do you want a free Audi?" I'd take that Audi and fark it's brains out.
2012-05-22 08:57:25 AM
2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: [assets.nydailynews.com image 200x320]

"I would also like to take a moment from this press conference to bring up another issue that you may not know about. But you need to hear about this. It's about two things. The Bird and the Word."



Close, but I was thinking more along the lines of....

assets.nydailynews.com

From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues, may I present a cultured, sophisticated......man about town.
2012-05-22 08:00:29 AM
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: I'm also inclined to believe, even in spite of her choice in lawyers, and I'll tell you why. Like another poster above I've known of a handful of instances where a young female colleague of mine would be singled out for her attire when she was wearing business appropriate clothing (like the nottie in TFA) because her breasts were too big or that she looked inappropriate or like a hoochie when it was not the case at all. I've also been told by a boss that I should lose weight or join a gym while at the time I was at my thinnest since high school and already working with a personal trainer. That comment was heaped on a whole burgeoning pile of mounting depression already and were I different personality type I would have called him out on it rather than dwell in self pity for several more months. Oh, and yes, he said this to me on at least 3 occasions, even in front of co-workers.


This why we kept tried to keep you in kitchen for so long, to keep you away from other women. It was for your own good. We didn't want you to suffer like men already were. Then ya'll had to go on and on about the whole suffrage thing. Well who's suffering now?
2012-05-22 07:44:52 AM
2 votes:

jso2897: A religious "school" can fire a math teacher for taking birth control - but a science and engineering firm can't fire a guy who publicly admits he thinks snakes and bushes can talk.


Sure they can. It's called a drug test.
2012-05-22 07:20:57 AM
2 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

I'm too sexy for my dress too sexy formy dress
So sexy I'm a mess
And I'm too sexy for da Jooz too sexy for da Jooz
Jooz hate da big boobz.
2012-05-22 06:58:12 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-22 06:46:58 AM
2 votes:
Shes no George Tierney
2012-05-22 06:35:30 AM
2 votes:

cheap_thoughts: Still haven't gotten any complaints about my tits yet.


My email address is in my profile. Send me some pictures, and I'll see what I can come up with.

/just trying to help
2012-05-22 02:29:17 AM
2 votes:
Since we are tearing her down. Has anyone mentioned she has a butterface? Anyone? Bueller....Bueller
2012-05-22 01:06:15 AM
2 votes:
I would still do .... things to her.
2012-05-22 01:04:54 AM
2 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Asked how big her breasts are, Allred snapped, "No, that's not relevant."

It's always relevant.


i.imgur.com
2012-05-22 02:05:27 PM
1 votes:

Felonius Monk: lohphat: boyvoyeur: wombatsrus: HotIgneous Intruder: She's also 29. Her young hot expiration date has come and gone. She can either age gracefully or not and from the looks of things, she's headed down the hard road.

It depends. To guys under 30, she's lost her "hotness". To guys 30-45, its a coin flip. To guys over 45, she's still got a lot of runway left, and they'd hit it like there is no tomorrow.

Sadly, this.

Um, no.

Not only will I not stick my dock in crazy, I will not stick my dick in Jersey Shore.

/46
//not surprised no one wants mah dick

But you repeat yourself...


Maybe he meant it the other way around? I wouldn't want a dock in Jersey Shore, either, though my boat would probably float real well on all the needles and used condoms
2012-05-22 01:18:53 PM
1 votes:
She looks like Mark Hamill in drag.
2012-05-22 11:27:08 AM
1 votes:

stonicus: She's like an Audi. I have no desire to own an Audi. I would not spend my money buying an Audi. I would put zero effort into obtaining an Audi. But, if someone handed me a key and said "Do you want a free Audi?" I'd take that Audi and fark it's brains out.


I totally agree with you regarding the Audi. I might invest effort ever so slightly in trying to drive an Audi. I certainly would love the free test drive. I doubt I want to own one.

But you should get your eyes checked because that's not an Audi, that's a Yugo!
2012-05-22 10:44:23 AM
1 votes:

Brontes: She is like a solid 8 or 9 in Britain


fark this, I'm moving to Britain. With my slightly smaller ass and decent dental work, I'll never go dateless again!
My obnoxious southern accent might not work over there, but a few months of watching BBC ought to clear that right up.

I feel like that one dude in Love, Actually. This is a solid plan.
2012-05-22 09:28:06 AM
1 votes:

Farxist Marxist: With the right-sized sheet and a hole cut in it she'd probably be good porking. Her employers should have considered this as making an accommodation, rather than firing her.


There will be no porking allowed here... this is a kosher establishment!
2012-05-22 09:05:55 AM
1 votes:

TenJed_77: rick21n: What Lingerie Should Look Like I suppose it's NSFW, but it's one of my favorites.

Nice, you have taste and class. What the hell are you doing here?


i.imgur.com
2012-05-22 09:03:37 AM
1 votes:
First the fat girls kidnapped the word "curvy", we can't let ugly chicks kidnap the word "hot". This aggression will not stand!
2012-05-22 08:42:10 AM
1 votes:

BowtoMogul: What is the proper mix of false promises and flattery that will get you BIE?

/EIP
//Working on the formula


Promise to buy something from their wish list.
2012-05-22 08:34:43 AM
1 votes:

Andrew Wiggin: looks like she's trying to shake some clitty litter loose.


img651.imageshack.us
2012-05-22 08:33:24 AM
1 votes:
"If I could turn back time - I would have not chosen Gloria Allred as my lawyer," Lorenzana, 35, told The News. "The only times I saw her was when the media was there."

Wow. Who would have thought that Gloria Allred was a media-loving publicity whore?
2012-05-22 08:29:09 AM
1 votes:

sexy-fetus: RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR
[assets.nydailynews.com image 200x320]
Run for your lives, before it attacks again!
/You gotta imagine she's smashing a small Japanese village.


looks like she's trying to shake some clitty litter loose.
2012-05-22 08:25:49 AM
1 votes:
RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR
assets.nydailynews.com
Run for your lives, before it attacks again!
/You gotta imagine she's smashing a small Japanese village.
2012-05-22 08:21:26 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-05-22 08:01:45 AM
1 votes:
Can we get a Fark filter that puts scare quotes around the word "hottie" when it appears in a headline?
2012-05-22 07:53:03 AM
1 votes:
news.hubpk.com

/eyebleach
2012-05-22 07:41:01 AM
1 votes:

cheap_thoughts: Still haven't gotten any complaints about my tits yet.


E-mail is in my profile. I want to see more of your side of the story.
2012-05-22 07:35:55 AM
1 votes:

wombatsrus: It depends. To guys under 30, she's lost her "hotness". To guys 30-45, its a coin flip. To guys over 45, she's still got a lot of runway left, and they'd hit it like there is no tomorrow.


So you're blind when you're young, indifferent when middle aged and desperate as f*ck when you're old?
2012-05-22 07:34:33 AM
1 votes:

Trappski: I saw this Franklin and Bash episode


That's a real show? I thought those were just hair gel commercials.
2012-05-22 07:28:27 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: How come the Constitution forbids me to discriminate against godbotherers because of their religion, but they can discriminate against me because of what they believe?
A religious "school" can fire a math teacher for taking birth control - but a science and engineering firm can't fire a guy who publicly admits he thinks snakes and bushes can talk.


I have spoken to bushes on occasion. And, while none have ever spoken to me, per se, I have had them spit at me from time to time. It was a religious experience.
2012-05-22 07:25:08 AM
1 votes:
Has anyone considered that maybe she's just too ugly.
2012-05-22 07:20:14 AM
1 votes:
Odes said she was wearing a dress when the female supervisor first said she was too sexy for the job

media.jukebo.com

/sympathises
2012-05-22 07:10:21 AM
1 votes:
i126.photobucket.com
2012-05-22 07:03:12 AM
1 votes:
Oh so that's what delusional looks like
2012-05-22 06:59:33 AM
1 votes:
Wait... did Cheap_Thoughts just turn this into a BIE thread?

/eip
2012-05-22 06:56:04 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: but a science and engineering firm can't fire a guy who publicly admits he thinks snakes and bushes can talk.


Generally those guys are promoted to a managerial position.

/speaks with experience
//not to snakes or bushes though
2012-05-22 06:46:27 AM
1 votes:
resources0.news.com.au

Miss Piggy and Kermit?
2012-05-22 06:38:37 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Shabooboo: gridlocksammy: Since we are tearing her down. Has anyone mentioned she has a butterface? Anyone? Bueller....Bueller

As long as her butterface is kept on a seperate butter plate and only the butter knife is used,
everything is kosher.

She's more of a margerineface..


I wouldn't mind seeing her O(leo) face.
2012-05-22 06:38:36 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: A pint-sized brunette with platinum streaks, Odes said she was wearing a dress that day at Native Intimates.

Speaking on behalf of pint-sized brunettes, I have to say that I've never seen her at any of the meetings.


Pretty sure that reporter doesn't know pints from quarts.
2012-05-22 06:37:45 AM
1 votes:

gridlocksammy: Since we are tearing her down. Has anyone mentioned she has a butterface? Anyone? Bueller....Bueller


As long as her butterface is kept on a seperate butter plate and only the butter knife is used,
everything is kosher.

She's more of a margerineface..
2012-05-22 06:36:10 AM
1 votes:
Hot????

i46.tinypic.com
2012-05-22 06:31:34 AM
1 votes:
Represented by Gloria Allred?

Amount of caring diminishing..... diminishing.......

Gone.
2012-05-22 06:27:34 AM
1 votes:
Whatever happened to that banker chick who also claimed she got fired for being too hot?
2012-05-22 05:27:15 AM
1 votes:
What is with this spate of average or below average women all coming out and claiming they're hot? I blame Samantha Brick, lowering the bar for women everywhere.
2012-05-22 12:15:19 AM
1 votes:
...did they require her to have a bush as long as their beards?
 
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