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(New York Daily News)   Hottie fired for looking too sexy on the job... at a lingerie manufacturer... owned by Orthodox Jews   (nydailynews.com) divider line 254
    More: Asinine, Lauren Odes, Orthodox Jews, Chrysler Building, Northern New Jersey, religious discrimination, production assistant, Gloria Allred  
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2012-05-22 08:58:51 AM

SharkTrager: BowtoMogul: What is the proper mix of false promises and flattery that will get you BIE?

/EIP
//Working on the formula

Promise to buy something from their wish list.


You're willing to buy some chick a gift if she will send you picture of her boobs?
What are you, twelve years old?
 
2012-05-22 09:00:54 AM

KatjaMouse: Jesus, she's not that bad looking, guys. If you met her at a Fark party or a bar you know you would.


...hit it with a stick until it left?
 
2012-05-22 09:01:47 AM

rick21n: What Lingerie Should Look Like I suppose it's NSFW, but it's one of my favorites.


Nice, you have taste and class. What the hell are you doing here?
 
2012-05-22 09:03:11 AM

wombatsrus:
It depends. To guys under 30, she's lost her "hotness". To guys 30-45, its a coin flip. To guys over 45, she's still got a lot of runway left, and they'd hit it like there is no tomorrow.


Dude, I'm 56 and I wouldn't waste my resources on her. I bet she'd eat all the baklava in my freezer then take a honeynut beef in my john that would take a gas engine powered rotorooter to dislodge.
 
2012-05-22 09:03:37 AM
First the fat girls kidnapped the word "curvy", we can't let ugly chicks kidnap the word "hot". This aggression will not stand!
 
2012-05-22 09:04:34 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: SharkTrager: BowtoMogul: What is the proper mix of false promises and flattery that will get you BIE?

/EIP
//Working on the formula

Promise to buy something from their wish list.

You're willing to buy some chick a gift if she will send you picture of her boobs?
What are you, twelve years old?

 
2012-05-22 09:05:55 AM

TenJed_77: rick21n: What Lingerie Should Look Like I suppose it's NSFW, but it's one of my favorites.

Nice, you have taste and class. What the hell are you doing here?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-22 09:06:56 AM
quick and dirty

i106.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 09:11:22 AM
I dunno. She made mine move.
 
2012-05-22 09:14:27 AM
Asked how big her breasts are, Allred snapped, "No, that's not relevant."

Oh. Con. Trare.

Unless Allred was referring to her own.
 
2012-05-22 09:17:48 AM
She may have been alright once, but she is rapidly flying by her sell by date.
 
2012-05-22 09:18:59 AM

cheap_thoughts: I was once told I was showing to much cleavage at a job once. The day that happened I was wearing a sweater with a lacy cami underneath because with my ample boobage, it was a little too much. But the cami covered everything.

The lady who complained was a part of the titty less crew. Her husband just left her for a stripper, and she claimed that at one time she dated Tyrese, the model/actor/singer.

It wasn't son after that she was gone from the company. And I wore that combo again, and you know what? No one complained!

Still haven't gotten any complaints about my tits yet.


I think if you put "too" and "soon" instead of "to" and "son" it will look more like tits.
 
2012-05-22 09:19:54 AM
She needs a friend to say: "Um, no, boo. It's not that you are too sexy. It's that you dress like a cheap slut."
 
2012-05-22 09:21:09 AM

proteus_b: let me just assure the blind readers of fark that this is some kind of joke or stunt. there is no way that any male of any age finds that woman "hot". possibly some desperate old men might find it passable. that is indeed a hard hard 29. i guess it really wears you down, eating 4000 calories per day and watching oprah.


She's like an Audi. I have no desire to own an Audi. I would not spend my money buying an Audi. I would put zero effort into obtaining an Audi. But, if someone handed me a key and said "Do you want a free Audi?" I'd take that Audi and fark it's brains out.
 
2012-05-22 09:22:48 AM
*slaps himself for the extra apostrophe in his last post*
 
2012-05-22 09:24:32 AM

DrRatchet: Gloria Allred? Yes, Gloria Allred.


Once you read that bit of info, there's no need to go further.
 
2012-05-22 09:28:06 AM

Farxist Marxist: With the right-sized sheet and a hole cut in it she'd probably be good porking. Her employers should have considered this as making an accommodation, rather than firing her.


There will be no porking allowed here... this is a kosher establishment!
 
2012-05-22 09:31:36 AM

wombatsrus: HotIgneous Intruder: She's also 29. Her young hot expiration date has come and gone. She can either age gracefully or not and from the looks of things, she's headed down the hard road.

It depends. To guys under 30, she's lost her "hotness". To guys 30-45, its a coin flip. To guys over 45, she's still got a lot of runway left, and they'd hit it like there is no tomorrow.


Sadly, this.
 
2012-05-22 09:38:06 AM
This suit is a hoot, considering the kind of lingerie the company seems to sell.

From the March 5 blog entry: "While I don't write off the idea of putting on a foxy pair of bra and panties on a Monday or a Tuesday, and I certainly wouldn't mind an intimate evening at home with someone special wearing corsets and bustier on Wednesday, I know that the best time of the week to break out my sexiest garb is the weekend. Thursday through Sunday I am looking hot and you had better watch out."

Woo!
 
2012-05-22 09:41:05 AM

cheap_thoughts: Still haven't gotten any complaints about my tits yet.



Heres one: I checked your profile and didn't see any. Lets take care of this shall we?
 
2012-05-22 09:43:11 AM
Meh. If she was wearing provocative clothing or clothing outlined in the handbook as unacceptable and then it was brought to her attention to avoid wearing "sexy" clothes, and if she still refused to listen then I can understand. It may be a lingerie store but that doesn't mean that they don't have to be professional.

Personally I probably wouldn't go after her but if she offered I would most likely be like "eh why not" and then kick her out of my place if she didn't make breakfast in the morning. Her morning face probably looks better than her prettied up face, which is kind of sad.
 
2012-05-22 09:43:50 AM

boyvoyeur: wombatsrus: HotIgneous Intruder: She's also 29. Her young hot expiration date has come and gone. She can either age gracefully or not and from the looks of things, she's headed down the hard road.

It depends. To guys under 30, she's lost her "hotness". To guys 30-45, its a coin flip. To guys over 45, she's still got a lot of runway left, and they'd hit it like there is no tomorrow.

Sadly, this.


Why on Earth is that sad???
 
2012-05-22 09:47:06 AM

maudibjr: She may have been alright once, but she is rapidly flying by her sell by date.


And her "pork-by" size.
 
2012-05-22 09:47:18 AM

rick21n: What Lingerie Should Look Like I suppose it's NSFW, but it's one of my favorites.


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2012-05-22 09:52:46 AM
She is like a solid 8 or 9 in Britain
 
2012-05-22 09:54:36 AM

cheap_thoughts: I was once told I was showing to much cleavage at a job once. The day that happened I was wearing a sweater with a lacy cami underneath because with my ample boobage, it was a little too much. But the cami covered everything.

The lady who complained was a part of the titty less crew. Her husband just left her for a stripper, and she claimed that at one time she dated Tyrese, the model/actor/singer.

It wasn't son after that she was gone from the company. And I wore that combo again, and you know what? No one complained!

Still haven't gotten any complaints about my tits yet.


Pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-05-22 09:57:31 AM

sexy-fetus: RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR
[assets.nydailynews.com image 200x320]
Run for your lives, before it attacks again!
/You gotta imagine she's smashing a small Japanese village.


came here to say something not nearly as funny.. Leaving satisfied
 
2012-05-22 09:57:44 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Boy, and here I thought Hasidics were different from those crazy Baptists and Wahabbists. Guess not.

/sexyhitler.jpg


Why would you think that? Orthodox Jews were the one behind this:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-22 10:03:48 AM
Well, they're orthodox.
So they've got all the fap material of a desert island, right?

If they spent decades in that state, I could see how anything even vaguely resembling the feminine form might cause a stir.
 
2012-05-22 10:05:18 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-22 10:08:29 AM
If you want to make the argument that you're smoking hot, standing next to Gloria Allred is a damn clever decision.
 
2012-05-22 10:12:50 AM

boyvoyeur: wombatsrus: HotIgneous Intruder: She's also 29. Her young hot expiration date has come and gone. She can either age gracefully or not and from the looks of things, she's headed down the hard road.

It depends. To guys under 30, she's lost her "hotness". To guys 30-45, its a coin flip. To guys over 45, she's still got a lot of runway left, and they'd hit it like there is no tomorrow.

Sadly, this.


Um, no.

Not only will I not stick my dock in crazy, I will not stick my dick in Jersey Shore.

/46
//not surprised no one wants mah dick
 
2012-05-22 10:14:03 AM
Where are the pix of the fired hottie?? All I see is that fat faced, big lipped, bleach blond.
 
2012-05-22 10:15:11 AM
Somebody over inflated the Courtney Love doll
 
2012-05-22 10:18:43 AM
*cough* EIP *cough*

Always late to these darn threads...
 
2012-05-22 10:25:42 AM

flamingboar: I would still do .... things to her.


Not just screwing.
www.hotflick.net
All sorts of intimate acts, oral and whatnot.
 
2012-05-22 10:31:49 AM
www.snlparty.com


Put a bag over her head and do your business!
 
2012-05-22 10:44:05 AM
If she is hot, the pictures aren't doing her justice. She's a tad...thick. Not in a good way.
 
2012-05-22 10:44:23 AM

Brontes: She is like a solid 8 or 9 in Britain


fark this, I'm moving to Britain. With my slightly smaller ass and decent dental work, I'll never go dateless again!
My obnoxious southern accent might not work over there, but a few months of watching BBC ought to clear that right up.

I feel like that one dude in Love, Actually. This is a solid plan.
 
2012-05-22 10:51:38 AM

Andrew Wiggin: [news.hubpk.com image 400x298]

/eyebleach


Just wanted to say... thank you.
 
2012-05-22 10:54:15 AM

Andrew Wiggin: [skip-to-the-end.com image 640x480]

/more eyebleach


And, uh, thanks again.
 
2012-05-22 10:54:40 AM
I'm sure that on occasion, Jim Henson would f*ck some of his more obscure muppets.
 
2012-05-22 10:58:57 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm just going to post here, I'm not sure what this is all about but well you know overcomplexity and all well.
Lingerie is a delicate subject
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Moar of this please.

That's a good pick.
 
2012-05-22 11:08:15 AM
Baby, there ain't enough cleavage in the universe to fix that face.
 
2012-05-22 11:14:44 AM
images.sodahead.com


/First thing I thought of
 
2012-05-22 11:27:08 AM

stonicus: She's like an Audi. I have no desire to own an Audi. I would not spend my money buying an Audi. I would put zero effort into obtaining an Audi. But, if someone handed me a key and said "Do you want a free Audi?" I'd take that Audi and fark it's brains out.


I totally agree with you regarding the Audi. I might invest effort ever so slightly in trying to drive an Audi. I certainly would love the free test drive. I doubt I want to own one.

But you should get your eyes checked because that's not an Audi, that's a Yugo!
 
2012-05-22 11:29:18 AM
seems in the interest of keeping things kosher, they shouldn't hire pigs in the first place. seriously looks like a real-life miss piggy.
 
2012-05-22 11:34:05 AM

proteus_b: stonicus: She's like an Audi. I have no desire to own an Audi. I would not spend my money buying an Audi. I would put zero effort into obtaining an Audi. But, if someone handed me a key and said "Do you want a free Audi?" I'd take that Audi and fark it's brains out.

I totally agree with you regarding the Audi. I might invest effort ever so slightly in trying to drive an Audi. I certainly would love the free test drive. I doubt I want to own one.

But you should get your eyes checked because that's not an Audi, that's a Yugo!


I wouldnt go as far as to call it a yugo, more like a doge caravan.

/It might get you there, but you wont be excited by it.
 
2012-05-22 12:00:31 PM
Someone thinks quite highly of herself....
 
2012-05-22 12:01:00 PM
I have no problem admiting that my standards have diminished since I've gotten older.
 
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