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(AZCentral)   We're not saying the rednecks in Arizona are stupid, but they just used toilet paper to spell out the N-word in somebody's lawn. And the dude who lives there is white   (azcentral.com) divider line 105
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2012-05-21 11:54:22 PM  
please tell me this is a jo...
holy shiat submitter wasn't exaggerating.
 
2012-05-22 12:05:35 AM  
In this post-racial world the N word no longer has any racial connotation. We can all be dumb near's now.
 
2012-05-22 12:06:14 AM  
"We're not saying the rednecks in Arizona are stupid..."

Why not? I mean, sometimes the shoe really does fit, Subby.
 
2012-05-22 12:08:09 AM  
The Valley of the Spun at its finest.
 
2012-05-22 12:09:40 AM  
What? Ninja? That's wasis
 
2012-05-22 12:13:58 AM  
I recently heard a bit about how saying "Midget" is just as offensive as using the N-word.

But it's obviously not, because we don't say the M-word.
 
2012-05-22 12:22:47 AM  
"We don't want to underestimate what happened. It will be sent to our hate-crimes detective,'' Balafas said. "It was probably just poor-judgment mischief. It's all bad, but it doesn't look like anyone was specifically targeted.''

Well, duh. Hate crimes target a population, not a specific person. This dope should be sent back for training.
 
2012-05-22 12:25:48 AM  
Oh everyone, calm down now. They're thinking about hiring a "diversity manager".
 
2012-05-22 12:40:28 AM  
I'll say it. They're stupid. You couldn't pay me to live in Arizona (and I actually had an opportunity to move with my job to Arizona)
 
2012-05-22 12:44:02 AM  

SilentStrider: please tell me this is a jo...
holy shiat submitter wasn't exaggerating.


Jaysus. I thought you were joking along with Subby.
 
2012-05-22 12:45:33 AM  
In fairness, it was the only word they knew how to spell properly
 
2012-05-22 12:49:10 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: In fairness, it was the only word they knew how to spell properly


Or maybe not. Maybe they were trying to spell NIGER, the country, because the person living in the house was a geography teacher.

Ahhh-ha...no one thinks about that.
 
2012-05-22 01:05:33 AM  
It is weird because the rednecks I know have NOTHING against black people, but some of them do hate Mexicans because of illegal immigrants who continuously destroy their fence or whatever. And they are just as wrong with their hate and their racism, they should instead hate the government for failing to reform immigration laws or properly enforce current laws. But I have never heard of anything like that around here, it must just be those assholes in Maricopa County.
 
2012-05-22 01:13:10 AM  

violentsalvation: It is weird because the rednecks I know have NOTHING against black people, but some of them do hate Mexicans because of illegal immigrants who continuously destroy their fence or whatever. And they are just as wrong with their hate and their racism, they should instead hate the government for failing to reform immigration laws or properly enforce current laws. But I have never heard of anything like that around here, it must just be those assholes in Maricopa County.


Riiiight. Sure.
 
2012-05-22 01:19:45 AM  
hugdablock.com
Let's have a converSATION.
 
2012-05-22 02:06:03 AM  
I live in Gilbert, pretty much right by that intersection where the "teen party" thing was that night. There is also a high school right there and they went to the state championship 2 seasons ago and were in state playoffs last season. I havent been to any of the games, but I recall hearing that one of the marquee players is black. Before one of the big home games, i found the n word tagged on a common wall right by my house. I cant say for sure, obviously, but I think it might be a football rivalry thing.

Doesnt excuse it at all, of course.

/get me out of here :(
 
2012-05-22 03:31:41 AM  
If they used the word to describe someone white, does that make Sheriff Arpaio near?
 
2012-05-22 03:48:54 AM  
oh, Uncle Ruckus!
 
2012-05-22 03:51:56 AM  
Please subby, all rednecks are stupid. Some, however, are a little more clever.
 
2012-05-22 03:52:32 AM  
Oh, how I long for the days when tp'ing someone's house was a right of passage and we stuck with real, meaningful insults such as 'Flibbertigibbet' and 'Snollygoster'

Those were the days.
 
2012-05-22 03:52:47 AM  
If the letters were all around 6ft in height, that's a pretty nice-sized lawn.

Definitely not something a attractive and successful African American family would be able to afford.

Stupid racists.
 
2012-05-22 03:55:49 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If the letters were all around 6ft in height, that's a pretty nice-sized lawn.

Definitely not something a attractive and successful African American family would be able to afford.

Stupid racists.


They must not have seen the pool in the backyard.
 
2012-05-22 03:56:44 AM  
Why not call stupid stupid?

They don't have any trouble calling a spade a spade. Oh wait, these jackasses do.
 
2012-05-22 04:03:39 AM  

HakunaMatata: I live in Gilbert, pretty much right by that intersection where the "teen party" thing was that night. There is also a high school right there and they went to the state championship 2 seasons ago and were in state playoffs last season. I havent been to any of the games, but I recall hearing that one of the marquee players is black. Before one of the big home games, i found the n word tagged on a common wall right by my house. I cant say for sure, obviously, but I think it might be a football rivalry thing.

Doesnt excuse it at all, of course.

/get me out of here :(


Serendipity is so weird...
 
2012-05-22 04:10:46 AM  
Okay, can we please give them back to Mexico now? If their racists are so stupid that they even manage to screw up their racism, the state is clearly dead weight we need to cut loose. Maybe Mexico can whip some sense into them.
 
2012-05-22 04:10:53 AM  
Arizona's not racist, but it is #1 with racists.
 
2012-05-22 04:12:05 AM  
n_gger

To annoy by constant scolding, complaining, or urging. 2. To torment persistently, as with anxiety or pain. v.intr. 1. To scold, complain, or find fault constantly
 
2012-05-22 04:15:23 AM  
Is it normal that the article capitalized the word "White" in the second paragraph ? I thought that applied to nationality, not race.

/poor english is poor ?
 
2012-05-22 04:17:38 AM  

Mokmo: Is it normal that the article capitalized the word "White" in the second paragraph ? I thought that applied to nationality, not race.

/poor english is poor ?


No, it's not normal. The writer capitalized "Black" too. The whole state is full of morans.
 
2012-05-22 04:25:32 AM  

rynthetyn: Mokmo: Is it normal that the article capitalized the word "White" in the second paragraph ? I thought that applied to nationality, not race.

/poor english is poor ?

No, it's not normal. The writer capitalized "Black" too. The whole state is full of morans.


They're both proper nouns now. So don't EVEN try using them in Scrabble.
 
2012-05-22 04:27:15 AM  

John Dewey: What? Ninja? That's wasis


Ninja, please
 
2012-05-22 04:27:21 AM  
I kinda feel like it's wrong to call people rednecks and crackers. Like calling someone a n word is racist and wrong so are the others. Either it's all wrong and bad or none of it is.
 
2012-05-22 04:31:44 AM  

rynthetyn: Okay, can we please give them back to Mexico now? If their racists are so stupid that they even manage to screw up their racism, the state is clearly dead weight we need to cut loose. Maybe Mexico can whip some sense into them.


I've been calling for this for a long time. And if Mexico asks nicely, we can give them Texas, Utah, Oklahoma (with the stipulation that it be put under Sharia Law) and Kansas. Mexico would be crazy NOT to take that deal...
 
2012-05-22 04:36:10 AM  
Kinda unrelated, but I always laugh when I'm driving and see a tree thats been randomly pwned by toilet paper.

It's a simple, old fashioned prank, worthy of being pulled more often.


/did anyone ever use scented/colored toilet paper back in the day?
 
2012-05-22 04:38:50 AM  
The problem is that there really isn't a safe place to spell out the N word in large letters in toilet paper on your neighbors lawn anymore.
 
2012-05-22 04:38:55 AM  

robohobo: Kinda unrelated, but I always laugh when I'm driving and see a tree thats been randomly pwned by toilet paper.

It's a simple, old fashioned prank, worthy of being pulled more often.


/did anyone ever use scented/colored toilet paper back in the day?


Racist.
 
2012-05-22 04:43:49 AM  
These people in Arizona are NOT rednecks! They are idiots with sun baked brains. Do not group them in with us good American rednecks.
 
2012-05-22 04:45:42 AM  

Ambivalence: I'll say it. They're stupid. You couldn't pay me to live in Arizona (and I actually had an opportunity to move with my job to Arizona)


NCR? I know my mom was offered to move there when NCR betrayed everyone and moved there from Ohio. Or maybe it was a different state they got bought out by.
 
2012-05-22 04:49:34 AM  
One of my cousins is talking about moving to Phoenix because there's teaching jobs there, but with Arizona's batshiat curriculum regulations, you couldn't pay me enough to teach in their school system.
 
2012-05-22 04:51:27 AM  
so the black guy was named White?? was his first name Snow? or did he just do a lot of blow like nubians
 
2012-05-22 04:53:44 AM  

JerkyMeat: The problem is that there really isn't a safe place to spell out the N word in large letters in toilet paper on your neighbors lawn anymore.


You can't do anything in this country anymore mate: it's political correctness gone mad. You know, you can't even write racial abuse in toilet paper on someone's lawn without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat
 
2012-05-22 04:55:46 AM  
yeh gustos in the mutherfarkin house with my man dead mike
we break the mutherfarkers off 24/7
so check this shiat out
ay yo gusto.. wussup.. kick that shiat..
straight outta locash a crazy mutherfarker named gusto
ill fark ya wife cuz the biatch is a big ho
ill fark ya sista ill fark ya cat
i would fark ya mom but the biatch is too fat
when im in ya neighbourhood ya better dig em up
coz im comin to slit ya mutherfarkin throat
blood is drippin.. im not trippin.. biatches panties is what im rippin
rollin' faster than a mutherfarkin dirtbike
never met a peice of pussy that i didnt like
like to eat it.. like to suck it.. take ya shiat and ill fark it
straight outta locash
(crazy mutherfarkers.. haha.. yeh)
where you from nubian
need ta get ready coz ya goin for a long hike
off a cliff im drivin you over
now ya dead with ya four leaf clover
float like cannonball.. sting like a shark
im the nubian waitin for ya in the dark
waitin to rob you.. waitin to beat you
a bullet in ya head is how i greet you
a villain with a hat and its like that
i tie your mom to a mutherfarkin train track
flat on her back.. i gave her some crack
its 10 o'clock.. do you know where your moms is at
at my house (doin what) wipin her ass
she had to move
straight outta locash
 
2012-05-22 06:03:20 AM  
FTFA: On Christmas Eve, a racially mixed family in Gilbert that included a Black man and his White wife were victimized when someone burned a wooden cross on their front lawn. A hateful note was attached to the cross.

How do they know that the note was hateful if it was burned?
 
2012-05-22 06:06:01 AM  

Theaetetus: "We don't want to underestimate what happened. It will be sent to our hate-crimes detective,'' Balafas said. "It was probably just poor-judgment mischief. It's all bad, but it doesn't look like anyone was specifically targeted.''

Well, duh. Hate crimes target a population, not a specific person. This dope should be sent back for training.


Yeah, but it was okay, because yanno, poor-judgement mischief. It was all in good fun! I bet Sergeant Bill himself here can even remember being this precocious when he was but a wee lad!
 
2012-05-22 06:13:13 AM  
We're not saying the rednecks in Arizona are stupid...

Speak for yourself subby. Rednecks in Arizona are stupid.
 
2012-05-22 06:25:57 AM  

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I kinda feel like it's wrong to call people rednecks and crackers. Like calling someone a n word is racist and wrong so are the others. Either it's all wrong and bad or none of it is.


Except that the word "redneck" is not a racial slur. it is a class slur, and it was coined by affluent white people to express their contempt for other white men who were too poor to own slaves, thus having to work outdoors and get sunburned on their necks.
The term "cracker" may be (I do no know, one way or the other), but you are the one who brought that word into the discussion - no one but you has used it. Be careful you don't fall into the trap of being racist by accusing others of racism. That seems to be all the rage around here lately.
 
2012-05-22 06:45:32 AM  
www.the-mainboard.com

Seen fleeing the scene
 
2012-05-22 06:51:46 AM  
"A Gilbert resident received a rude awakening on Sunday when he found the N-word written in 6-foot tall letters."

Louis CKs take on the N word.
 
2012-05-22 06:52:23 AM  
No no no, you see, if you use that word to describe a white person, it's actually NOT racist. It's a testament to just how truly post-racial Arizonans are.
 
2012-05-22 07:02:06 AM  
I'm white!

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