Hobo Jr.: LincolnLogolas: AverageAmericanGuy: LincolnLogolas: Great, now I'll have to find something else to make me look like an uneducated, heathenish boor. What if I drank red wine while shuffling around the supermarket with my pants around my ankles, muttering about the unfortunate quality of the frozen peas in the store? Does that work?Have you considered buying a case of domestic beer?No, I live in Orange County, CA. I would wind up looking like a heathen, boorish hipster.One word: CheezWhiz
mikaloyd: So its ok to wear socks with sandals now?
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I refuse to drink Guinness without my top hat and monocle!
SilentStrider: I was supposed to feel ashamed drinking guinness in shorts?
OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: SilentStrider: I was supposed to feel ashamed drinking guinness in shorts?Came here to post that. I guess subby is a pretentious d bag.
untaken_name: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I refuse to drink Guinness without my top hat and monocle!I can sort of understand how one could choke down a monocle, but how on Earth does one drink a top hat?
Sgygus: Summer's New RulesHahahahahaNo seriously, hahahahahaha.
WinoRhino: Right... stouts are bad in warm weather. That's why you find Dragon Stout in Jamaica. And red wine is bad for summer, which is why a nice pitcher of sangria on the rocks is never, ever served. And when camping, no one ever passes around a bottle of bourbon to take pulls while smoking a cigar around the fire. Just too dang gauche.
Bacontastesgood: Geez, people, lighten up. The writer is saying that people who judge you based on the color of your drink are being dumb, because the flavor doesn't necessarily follow. the 'rules' hes talking about aren't for fashion, it's because GENERALLY certain stuff goes better in summer versus winter. A hot summer day on the patio and a nice chardonnay or light ale goes down nice with some light fare and fruit. Sure you could wash down a steak burrito with a porter and have some fries covered in gravy, but for most people you'd feel like a bowling ball was in your stomach the rest of the day.
coldones: So what beer goes best with a ketchup drenched hot dog?
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