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(Huffington Post)   "Christian" pastor calls for gays to be imprisoned in an electrified pen until they die. A Taliban spokesman commented: "Seriously? Don't you think that's a bit over-the-top?"   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-05-21 09:51:46 PM  

Weaver95: nutball who suddenly gets really quiet and develops an interest in paying for rental trucks with fake IDs and money orders...that's a problem.


Well, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, nationalist groups and militias are fast approaching their 1990's apex. Combine all the derp with an economy that realized it was solely existing on credit and home equity loans? Yeah, there are plenty of those groups out there, and their Lone wolf offspring. I'm surprised they haven't made a few moves yet. It's just a matter of when. I won't be shocked. In fact, I bet you they get a PTSD soldier to do it. Someone's who's in severe mental and physical anguish, easily corruptible and agitated because of the medication they're on. It practically writes itself.

I can see why DHS issued the warning they did about the danger of Real Americans™... They don't need religion as much these days. Plenty of just hate for hate's sake is drivin' these boys.
 
2012-05-21 09:52:38 PM  

Weaver95: Oh, and before we get too much into 'OMG all christianz iz lik dis!!111!1!' consider that this pastor is a baptist. they're the guys who give fire and brimstone hellfire preachers indigestion.


You'd be surprised. I'd be willing to be far more Christians agree with this guy on some level than completely disagree. They may not want all gays in a pen to die off, but only because they don't have the balls to take it to its logical conclusion.

it's a rare Christian indeed, in my experience, who is completely okay with my not following their lifestyle choices.
 
2012-05-21 10:00:39 PM  
Wow, so much hatred...probably self-hatred.
 
2012-05-21 10:04:06 PM  
Do you have to think about gay sex constantly to be a christian nowadays?
 
2012-05-21 10:06:36 PM  
Hate is as dumb does.
 
2012-05-21 10:07:22 PM  
How long until he gets busted soliciting in a gay bar?
 
2012-05-21 10:08:01 PM  
Shiat just got real, yo.
 
2012-05-21 10:10:18 PM  
then the people that chose to be heterosexual *rolls eyes* will just have gay babies and it will start all over.

you can't explain that.

/what an asshole.
 
2012-05-21 10:13:08 PM  

RexTalionis: You know who else wanted to put gay people in camps until they die?


cdn101.iofferphoto.com

This was for a Jehovah's Witness, but it was the best I could find.

/intolerance, how does it work?
 
2012-05-21 10:13:15 PM  
And that would actually be The Devil talking, claiming to be a Preacher.

/btw, I can tell from his wide stance,,,
 
2012-05-21 10:14:09 PM  

Weaver95: couple/few of the old gods would be just fine with blood sacrifices. Moloch, Ba'al, some of the babylonian gods.


Personally I think he's more in line with the New Gods. Darkseid does want us to breed joylessly, just like these closeted farks.
 
2012-05-21 10:15:22 PM  
This reminds me of Bill Cosby's old bigotry speech. "Just put 'em on an island somewhere..."
 
2012-05-21 10:16:36 PM  

jaylectricity: I think he's assuming that the gay men won't want anything to do with the lesbians, so there will be no reproducing.


They could reproduce via taking turns with a vibrator.
 
2012-05-21 10:17:15 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: it's a rare Christian indeed, in my experience, who is completely okay with my not following their lifestyle choices.


"lifestyle choices"?
 
2012-05-21 10:17:20 PM  

snocone: And that would actually be The Devil talking, claiming to be a Preacher.

/btw, I can tell from his wide stance,,,


This movie now makes so much more sense to me! Thank you for the revelation, brother!

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-21 10:17:54 PM  
I am SHOCKED to see that there is yet another story greenlit about some crazy dude hating on gays. SHOCKED.
 
2012-05-21 10:19:34 PM  
OK, where do I put this chicken wire?
 
2012-05-21 10:20:36 PM  
You know what else the Bible says is an abomination?

dl.dropbox.com

dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-05-21 10:20:41 PM  
I passed a new law yesterday. It is now legal to beat this guy with an aluminum bat.
In fact, if you are willing to fill out paper work, there is grant money available.
 
2012-05-21 10:20:51 PM  
Eh, it's Maiden. There's a lot of derp in western NC, but Maiden probably tops the list.
 
2012-05-21 10:21:40 PM  

propasaurus: dameron: He continues: "Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

So, it's genetic then?

You know what, though? If you put all the heterosexual males inside in electrified pen, they would reproduce!


www.solarnavigator.net

Life... finds a way.
 
2012-05-21 10:22:34 PM  
You guys are the real bigots for being intolerant of his intolerance.
 
2012-05-21 10:23:45 PM  
I imagine his knees remain rather raw. And not from praying.
 
2012-05-21 10:24:19 PM  

Hoban Washburne: As long as we're building fences to separate people, can I be on the queer side? I'm straight, but anything that keeps religious nutbags away from me is fine in my book.


No shiat. If you're planning a vacation to Disney World, be sure to do it during "gay days". All the fundies boycott during that time, and everyone else who goes is extraordinarily polite, and a hell of a lot of fun.
 
2012-05-21 10:25:40 PM  
i.imgur.com

Overcompensating much there, buddy?
 
2012-05-21 10:26:11 PM  
oh sure, it starts with penning them up in an electric fence... But then Trader Joes moves in, a series of botiques and designer shops are set up within, until you can't go more than a block without stumbling into a cupcake store or a starbucks. Finally property values rise so much that renting there takes most of your paycheck.

Actually, that sounds pretty nice, can I go too?
 
2012-05-21 10:26:22 PM  
/rant on

So freaking violent! I blame the MPAA. You can't show nekkid boobies or any sexual contact without an R rating, but you can scream hate and perpetrate violence till the cows come home and still get a PG. Methinks this is part of the reason some people are all squeamish about sex (gasp!) in all its iterations and permutations and yet have no problem whippin out a weapon to destroy something they perceive as a threat to their beliefs of how the world SHOULD be. Yay for prudish intolerance!

/rant off
 
2012-05-21 10:27:12 PM  

Hoban Washburne: As long as we're building fences to separate people, can I be on the queer side? I'm straight, but anything that keeps religious nutbags away from me is fine in my book.


bwahahahahahahahah
nice one
seriously, we could just move all the nutbags to texas and build a fence
 
2012-05-21 10:27:24 PM  
So the second part of his sermon was all about who not to vote for ...

Why is this guy tax exempt still???
 
2012-05-21 10:27:31 PM  
Everyone hates America because of their freedoms
 
2012-05-21 10:28:00 PM  

FlashHarry: extremism in ANY religion is bad.



Personally, I think all extremists should be lined up and shot.

/but that's just me.
 
2012-05-21 10:28:09 PM  

evil saltine: Benevolent Misanthrope: it's a rare Christian indeed, in my experience, who is completely okay with my not following their lifestyle choices.

"lifestyle choices"?


Well, that's what the more enlightened Christians call my being gay...
 
2012-05-21 10:28:20 PM  

propasaurus: You know what, though? If you put all the heterosexual males inside in electrified pen, they would reproduce!


or at least they would die trying
 
2012-05-21 10:28:54 PM  
I've been saying this all along (I even said it in my letter to the editor of Raleigh, NC's newspaper the News & Observer: my letter got published right before the primary): the christian bible is an article of faith, NOT FACT! The same goes for all "holy scripts". They are so wrong about so many things in reality.

I'll keep saying this until I'm blue in the face and fall over!

Not a single religion can prove that their version of god is the one true one (I'm talking empirical data using the scientific method). The ONLY thing we can be sure of is ourselves and each other and our relationships with each other.

Homosexuality has been with us since the dawn of humankind. It may be unusual in relation to the number of the populace, but it's not unnatural. It's not a choice, there's no biological gene, it's simply a state of being.

This so called pastor and those who think like him are a disgrace to the human race.
 
2012-05-21 10:28:58 PM  

Crewmannumber6: FlashHarry: extremism in ANY religion is bad.


Personally, I think all extremists should be lined up and shot.

/but that's just me.


Does that statement make you an extremist?
 
2012-05-21 10:28:59 PM  

Weaver95: couple/few of the old gods would be just fine with blood sacrifices. Moloch, Ba'al, some of the babylonian gods.


I read that as "Molag Bal" and it still made perfect sense.

Hey, fundies? That's not a good sign.
 
2012-05-21 10:29:07 PM  

Weaver95: WorldCitizen: If there is a God who agrees with this man, all hope is lost.

oh there's a couple of gods out there that would agree with this ranting...they're just not christian ones.

couple/few of the old gods would be just fine with blood sacrifices. Moloch, Ba'al, some of the babylonian gods.


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
 
2012-05-21 10:29:42 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: I imagine his knees remain rather raw. And not from praying.


Your tits, my inbox, then, your inbox, my tits...

;)
 
2012-05-21 10:30:32 PM  
And by the way - here's another vote for the "What's the over/under on number of days before this asshole gets caught in flagrante delicto with a male escort?" camp.

/Or his male drug dealer
//Or a little boy
 
2012-05-21 10:30:50 PM  
If is anybody that knows about tops and bottoms, it's a Muslim.
 
2012-05-21 10:31:34 PM  

FlashHarry: extremism in ANY religion is bad.



fixed
 
2012-05-21 10:32:03 PM  
I'd rather all the religious nut jobs be imprisoned in an electrified pen until they die.

In the Old Testament, God would smite people like this jerk. Why did God stop smiting people? Why?
 
2012-05-21 10:32:10 PM  

MisterLoki: You guys are the real bigots for being intolerant of his intolerance.


He's Dutch.
 
2012-05-21 10:32:56 PM  
Jesus Christ
 
2012-05-21 10:33:45 PM  
Can we just stop giving nutty Southern Baptists press? Giving them press treats their opinions as if they're a relevant addition to the public discourse.
 
2012-05-21 10:34:05 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: MisterLoki: You guys are the real bigots for being intolerant of his intolerance.

He's Dutch.


Well, that explains alot.
 
2012-05-21 10:34:55 PM  
He asks his congregation if they could imagine kissing a man, then he just stands there and stares into the abyss. I knew exactly what was going in his mind.
 
2012-05-21 10:34:59 PM  
Whitewashed sepulchers.
 
2012-05-21 10:35:07 PM  
This guy better not biatch about "religious persecution". The only thing worse than an evil person is an evil hypocrite.
 
2012-05-21 10:35:07 PM  
Hell awaits, sodomite!

See Ezekiel 16:49 for an explanation of why I am saying this to this shiathead tool of Satan, the accuser.
 
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