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(Huffington Post)   "Christian" pastor calls for gays to be imprisoned in an electrified pen until they die. A Taliban spokesman commented: "Seriously? Don't you think that's a bit over-the-top?"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 591
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2012-05-21 06:06:38 PM
extremism in ANY religion is bad.
 
2012-05-21 06:09:39 PM
He continues: "Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

So, it's genetic then?
 
2012-05-21 06:19:12 PM
"Build a great, big, large fence -- 150 or 100 mile long -- put all the lesbians in there,"

Go on....
 
2012-05-21 06:24:39 PM
See, this sounds like someone confusing 'sinful' with 'distasteful.' Do you think he has that kind of visceral 'ewwww' reaction to all sin? Do you think someone who steals paperclips from the office or skims a bit off the travel account makes him want to vomit?
 
2012-05-21 06:30:15 PM

dameron: He continues: "Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

So, it's genetic then?


You know what, though? If you put all the heterosexual males inside in electrified pen, they would reproduce!
 
2012-05-21 06:33:38 PM
If he's saying that only homosexuals produce homosexuals, then I assume all those alleged heterosexual couples producing homosexual children are really homosexuals themselves and should also be penned up.

RIGHT?
 
2012-05-21 06:45:44 PM
He continues: "Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

Gay /=sterile, numbnuts.
 
2012-05-21 07:40:39 PM
As long as we're building fences to separate people, can I be on the queer side? I'm straight, but anything that keeps religious nutbags away from me is fine in my book.
 
2012-05-21 07:47:45 PM

Chariset: See, this sounds like someone confusing 'sinful' with 'distasteful.' Do you think he has that kind of visceral 'ewwww' reaction to all sin? Do you think someone who steals paperclips from the office or skims a bit off the travel account makes him want to vomit?


And by vomit, he meant vomit sperm out of his penis.

Yeah yeah its a stereotype, but goddamn if this isn't an example of protesting too much I don't know what is.
 
2012-05-21 07:53:49 PM

Hoban Washburne: As long as we're building fences to separate people, can I be on the queer side? I'm straight, but anything that keeps religious nutbags away from me is fine in my book.


Oooo. I hadn't thought of that.
 
2012-05-21 07:56:18 PM

Gwendolyn: Hoban Washburne: As long as we're building fences to separate people, can I be on the queer side? I'm straight, but anything that keeps religious nutbags away from me is fine in my book.

Oooo. I hadn't thought of that.


It's effectively why I consider myself a citizen of New Orleans, but not Louisiana.
 
2012-05-21 07:56:40 PM
Aw, isn't that cute. I know we're not supposed to Godwin, but come on. This guy in nearly every shape wants to create Nazi concentration camps. The only thing he didn't say is that we should have pink triangles stitched to our clothes.

Disgusting.

If there is a God who agrees with this man, all hope is lost.
 
2012-05-21 08:00:47 PM

WorldCitizen: If there is a God who agrees with this man, all hope is lost.


oh there's a couple of gods out there that would agree with this ranting...they're just not christian ones.

couple/few of the old gods would be just fine with blood sacrifices. Moloch, Ba'al, some of the babylonian gods.
 
2012-05-21 08:01:51 PM

Weaver95: WorldCitizen: If there is a God who agrees with this man, all hope is lost.

oh there's a couple of gods out there that would agree with this ranting...they're just not christian ones.

couple/few of the old gods would be just fine with blood sacrifices. Moloch, Ba'al, some of the babylonian gods.


...Yahweh....

*cough*
 
2012-05-21 08:07:07 PM
Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
 
2012-05-21 08:10:04 PM
Whenever I hear this kind of claptrap I tend to think "Gee, sorry Jimbo didn't let you suck his dick all those decades ago."

And then I think, man, mortality is a blessing.
 
2012-05-21 08:11:10 PM

gilgigamesh: Weaver95: WorldCitizen: If there is a God who agrees with this man, all hope is lost.

oh there's a couple of gods out there that would agree with this ranting...they're just not christian ones.

couple/few of the old gods would be just fine with blood sacrifices. Moloch, Ba'al, some of the babylonian gods.

...Yahweh....

*cough*


Yahweh wimped out at the last minute though. I think he was more into dicking with your mind then actually being 'evil'. sort of like having a big brother who really does try to do the right thing, but goes about it all wrong.

Then there's Christ, who's actually a pretty decent god. his followers though...yeesh. some of those guys either didn't get the message or they're just working for some of the old gods and/or demons and using Christ as camoflage. Or maybe the old ones ganged up on Jesus and murdered him and keep his skinned corpse around as a shared disguse. At any rate, a lot of people pretend to follow the Christian god but don't actually do anything he said that his followers should be doing.

And last - but not least - there's the Holy Spirit. Who gets something of a bad rap. sort of like the silent, creepy younger brother. he hangs around and inspires people. sort of like a muse...he fires you up and then lets you loose to do your stuff. In theory, Christ is supposed to direct that passion to do good things...but given how many people aren't actually doing Christ's work, mostly that passion gets misdirected. so these days, the Spirit sort of gave up and works at skate parks in southern california.
 
2012-05-21 08:14:47 PM
You know who else wanted to put gay people in camps until they die?
 
2012-05-21 08:19:18 PM

FlashHarry: extremism in ANY religion is bad.



Precisely.
 
2012-05-21 08:28:38 PM

Weaver95: Yahweh wimped out at the last minute though. I think he was more into dicking with your mind then actually being 'evil'. sort of like having a big brother who really does try to do the right thing, but goes about it all wrong.

Then there's Christ, who's actually a pretty decent god. his followers though...yeesh. some of those guys either didn't get the message or they're just working for some of the old gods and/or demons and using Christ as camoflage. Or maybe the old ones ganged up on Jesus and murdered him and keep his skinned corpse around as a shared disguse. At any rate, a lot of people pretend to follow the Christian god but don't actually do anything he said that his followers should be doing.

And last - but not least - there's the Holy Spirit. Who gets something of a bad rap. sort of like the silent, creepy younger brother. he hangs around and inspires people. sort of like a muse...he fires you up and then lets you loose to do your stuff. In theory, Christ is supposed to direct that passion to do good things...but given how many people aren't actually doing Christ's work, mostly that passion gets misdirected. so these days, the Spirit sort of gave up and works at skate parks in southern california.


www.festivusweb.com

I find your beliefs fascinating.
 
2012-05-21 08:33:25 PM

I thought these people burned books with sex and violence in them?

Intolerant bastard. I hope you wind up like the Wicker Man.

i48.tinypic.com

OH MY GOD! NOT THE GAYS! NOT THE GAYS! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! AHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-05-21 08:35:35 PM
"Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

Okay so he basically admits that it's genetic and not a choice (at least for men). That's a gayby step forward.
 
2012-05-21 08:36:56 PM
pics.livejournal.com

This seems appropriate.
 
2012-05-21 08:38:29 PM

scottydoesntknow: "Build a great, big, large fence -- 150 or 100 mile long -- put all the lesbians in there,"

Go on....


I have that on DVD.
 
2012-05-21 08:39:17 PM
Holy Ghost to God:"You never give me a chance. You don't know what I can do."
/should be a very obscure film quote.
 
2012-05-21 08:42:16 PM
Countdown til he's caught in bed with a GOP 'family rights' politician ...
 
2012-05-21 08:42:35 PM
can you imagine kissing some man?

Sure I can.. but I bet you imagine it a lot more frequently than I.
 
2012-05-21 08:44:28 PM
I always hear blanket statements from Christians regarding the Muslim faith all being terrorists because they don't do enough to denounce the crazies among them. Well, Christians, here's an example of a crazy among you who is just as vile as those that committed the attacks of 9-11. He condones mass murder; he is calling for it. The only difference is that those guys actually had the balls to go through with their horrible plans, while this guy is most likely just a cowardly raging pussy that can't handle someone being a little different than him. I'm willing to bet that, with the exception of a few individuals here, this man's sickening and violent rhetoric will not be denounced to any major extent. This is why I despise Christianity. It isn't that one crazy says something like this; it's that the powers that be within your organization will turn a blind eye to it while condemning others for doing the same thing.
 
2012-05-21 08:47:05 PM
Oh, and before we get too much into 'OMG all christianz iz lik dis!!111!1!' consider that this pastor is a baptist. they're the guys who give fire and brimstone hellfire preachers indigestion.
 
2012-05-21 08:48:13 PM

North_Central_Positronics: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.


Calm down, Lucille. :)
 
2012-05-21 08:51:24 PM
Shiat like this makes me weep for my country.
 
2012-05-21 08:54:23 PM

Weaver95: Oh, and before we get too much into 'OMG all christianz iz lik dis!!111!1!' consider that this pastor is a baptist. they're the guys who give fire and brimstone hellfire preachers indigestion.


Sorry, Weaver -- Farkers don't listen to reason when there's blood in the water.
 
2012-05-21 08:55:53 PM
He should be classified as a terrorist
 
2012-05-21 08:56:40 PM
Leviticus 19:18

King James Version (KJV)

18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord.
 
2012-05-21 08:58:55 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He should be classified as a terrorist


nah. far as preachers go, he's fairly mild.
 
2012-05-21 09:00:11 PM
First thought of mine when I saw this headline
 
2012-05-21 09:02:23 PM
Jesus wore a robe and sandals for day to day business, had long hair, hung out almost exclusively with men except for prostitutes and loved wine enough to create it out of water.

And, he had two Dads.

The example is there, fundtards.
 
2012-05-21 09:02:35 PM

cman: First thought of mine when I saw this headline


Whoops, was supposed to be a picture with the text

i71.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-21 09:03:46 PM

Weaver95: nah. far as preachers go, he's fairly mild.


A Taliban by any other name would still be a religious extremist

/I say watch list 'im
 
2012-05-21 09:08:45 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Weaver95: nah. far as preachers go, he's fairly mild.

A Taliban by any other name would still be a religious extremist

/I say watch list 'im


I honestly don't care what someone preaches about from their pulpit. hellfire, love and respect, be nice to kittens, murder gays in their sleep...it's all good. they can stand up there and talk 'till they're blue in the face. it's when the nutballs get quiet that I start to worry. up in public? have at it junior. nutball who suddenly gets really quiet and develops an interest in paying for rental trucks with fake IDs and money orders...that's a problem.
 
2012-05-21 09:13:54 PM

Weaver95: Oh, and before we get too much into 'OMG all christianz iz lik dis!!111!1!' consider that this pastor is a baptist. they're the guys who give fire and brimstone hellfire preachers indigestion.


I'm more partial to the Christians that claim that no Christians really believe this kind of stuff.
 
2012-05-21 09:16:12 PM
The pastor delivered his address from Narnia.
 
2012-05-21 09:17:51 PM

dameron: He continues: "Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

So, it's genetic then?


Because People in power are Stupid: "Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

Okay so he basically admits that it's genetic and not a choice (at least for men). That's a gayby step forward.


I think he's assuming that the gay men won't want anything to do with the lesbians, so there will be no reproducing.
 
2012-05-21 09:29:53 PM

jaylectricity: I think he's assuming that the gay men won't want anything to do with the lesbians, so there will be no reproducing.


Don't let us down rule #34.
 
2012-05-21 09:32:22 PM

WorldCitizen: If there is a God who agrees with this man, all hope is lost.


No. If there is a God who agrees with this man, it should never be worshipped, and instead a means to destroy it should be found as soon as possible so that other Gods and Goddesses (and us humans) don't have to put up with this shiat.
 
2012-05-21 09:33:42 PM

cameroncrazy1984: The pastor delivered his address from Narnia.


I can't see Kings Peter and Edmund, as well as Queens Susan and Lucy---ever allowing the treatment of fellow Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve this way.
 
2012-05-21 09:35:26 PM

Weaver95: couple/few of the old gods would be just fine with blood sacrifices. Moloch, Ba'al, some of the babylonian gods.


Oh please, we have blood sacrifices all the time--we just do it in the name of the State rather than some other God. That's what military service is all about.
 
2012-05-21 09:35:38 PM
Feed him to the lions. If he lives, then God wants us to do this to the gays. If he dies, then he was a false prophet. Let God decide.
 
2012-05-21 09:42:42 PM
*Reads article* Not a Westboro Baptist Church story? Huh.
 
2012-05-21 09:49:35 PM
If we put toddlers in a pen, they'll die off. They won't reproduce. Eventually all toddlers will die out.

If we put priests in a pen, they'll die off. They won't reproduce. Oh sure, they'll assign someone to be the designated altar boy, but that won't help.

If we put senior citizens...
 
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