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(ABC)   Old and busted: Silicone breast implant. New hotness: Gummy bear breast implant. Coming up next (subby hopes): Bacon breast implant   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 57
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2012-05-21 08:25:53 PM  
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
 
2012-05-21 08:41:51 PM  
Is confused by this news:
i285.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-21 08:52:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-21 08:59:25 PM  
Um,

*cue joke*

I prefer naturals.

;)
 
2012-05-21 09:02:43 PM  
This will probably turn into one of those implants-vs-natural discussion threads complete with lots of photographic evidence supporting both theories. I'll make a note to come back and check on this thread in a few hours. Get to work people.
 
2012-05-21 09:02:48 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-21 09:03:35 PM  
Crazy, crazy, crazy.
 
2012-05-21 09:04:43 PM  
High Adventure that's beyond compare
 
2012-05-21 09:04:53 PM  
Mmmmmm, gummy bears.
 
2012-05-21 09:05:50 PM  

poodebunker: Crazy, crazy, crazy.


Crazy cubed?

STFU and send me some tits, baby.

My inbox is waiting to inbox you ferociously.

Seriously.

;)
 
2012-05-21 09:08:56 PM  
Ok, show of hands, anyone else go straight to Google? Anyone?
 
2012-05-21 09:14:01 PM  
But when can we get chocolate milk straight from the tap?
 
2012-05-21 09:15:12 PM  
Can you bite each one in half, then saliva-weld the nipple from one onto the other breast? If not, I call shenanigans.
 
2012-05-21 09:18:12 PM  
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-05-21 09:18:15 PM  
Yay! Another boobie thread!
 
2012-05-21 09:20:28 PM  
The two greatest things in this world: bacon and boobs, possibly in that order.

All they need to do is maybe top those bewbies off with some Bacardi 151 and that's it, its over.
 
2012-05-21 09:25:33 PM  

Indubitably: poodebunker: Crazy, crazy, crazy.

Crazy cubed?

STFU and send me some tits, baby.

My inbox is waiting to inbox you ferociously.

Seriously.

;)


You wouldn't want to see them. Trust me, they are cross-eyed and rude. They wander around the yard and holler insults at passers-by.
 
2012-05-21 09:25:52 PM  

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.



How about dogs? Dogs eats their own feces.
 
2012-05-21 09:29:19 PM  
GUUUUMMMY BEAAARRS! Bouncing here and there and everywhere...
 
2012-05-21 09:29:23 PM  
I think bacon breast implants are a bad idea, because they'll have to do the surgery over and over.
 
2012-05-21 09:30:16 PM  

poodebunker: Indubitably: poodebunker: Crazy, crazy, crazy.

Crazy cubed?

STFU and send me some tits, baby.

My inbox is waiting to inbox you ferociously.

Seriously.

;)

You wouldn't want to see them. Trust me, they are cross-eyed and rude. They wander around the yard and holler insults at passers-by.


anongallery.org
 
2012-05-21 09:31:22 PM  
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of bacon bits

images.nymag.com
 
2012-05-21 09:32:33 PM  
I'm the first?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-21 09:32:52 PM  
Go American: Cheez Wiz!
 
2012-05-21 09:34:10 PM  

Goodfella: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


How about dogs? Dogs eats their own feces.


Yeah, but a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:40 PM  

Jamdug!: Bouncing here and there and everywhere.


I'm a huge fan of bouncing breasts, and a fan of huge bouncing breasts.

/High adventure that's beyond compare.
 
2012-05-21 09:39:29 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'm the first?


How about a pepperoni pizza bra with beer can panties?
It would be anarchy I tell ya!
 
2012-05-21 09:42:31 PM  
I would eat those up and make a hat out of them.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-21 09:42:41 PM  
I've been away for a bit, are we still the "ZOMGBACONISSOAWESOME" meme?
 
2012-05-21 09:44:55 PM  
I've heard one of the manufacturers has had some problems with the implants expanding.
www.codehappy.net
 
2012-05-21 09:52:19 PM  
GIS for gummy bear breasts

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
/and yummy
 
2012-05-21 09:54:41 PM  
And here I was hoping the days of insta-greenlight for mentioning bacon were over. Guess we're still stuck in the 2000s.

/bacon meme's overdone, Internet.
//deal with it, move on
 
2012-05-21 09:58:46 PM  

poodebunker: Indubitably: poodebunker: Crazy, crazy, crazy.

Crazy cubed?

STFU and send me some tits, baby.

My inbox is waiting to inbox you ferociously.

Seriously.

;)

You wouldn't want to see them. Trust me, they are cross-eyed and rude. They wander around the yard and holler insults at passers-by.


Darlin',

I have never unloved a boob.

I love ALL boobs.

ALL boobs count.

Seriously.

Boobs work.

;)

P.S. I crack meup with the boobs...
 
2012-05-21 09:58:55 PM  
FTFA: "Aubrie Chacon said... I would like something that felt more natural," she said. "Not so fake, not so foreign."

Like, maybe, the real ones you already have?
 
2012-05-21 10:00:45 PM  
FTFA: Breasts are big business in the United States, with about $1 billion spent on cosmetic breast surgeryinternet porn a year.

FTFT
 
2012-05-21 10:02:34 PM  
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

/disapproves
//OHH YEAHHHH
 
2012-05-21 10:20:49 PM  
Wait till the Toddlers and Tiaras crowd hears about this.
 
2012-05-21 10:37:27 PM  
I'd much rather play with a nice perky pair of itty bitties than fake boobs.
 
2012-05-21 10:51:36 PM  

Goodfella: The two greatest things in this world: bacon and boobs, possibly in that order.

All they need to do is maybe top those bewbies off with some Bacardi 151 and that's it, its over.


img827.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-21 11:10:21 PM  
What a patient of Dr Stevens with these "gummy bear boobies" might look like after the procedure:

NSFW NSFW

I prefer the real ones (a duh!), but they look pretty decent for a pair of plastic tits.
 
2012-05-21 11:13:49 PM  

new_york_monty: What a patient of Dr Stevens with these "gummy bear boobies" might look like after the procedure:

NSFW NSFW

I prefer the real ones (a duh!), but they look pretty decent for a pair of plastic tits.




And of course I posted someone with saline baggers, not the gummy bears... these are the ones in the article. Not as nice as the last pair, but bigger... much bigger.

Still NSFW
 
2012-05-21 11:21:31 PM  

new_york_monty: What a patient of Dr Stevens with these "gummy bear boobies" might look like after the procedure:

NSFW NSFW

I prefer the real ones (a duh!), but they look pretty decent for a pair of plastic tits.


man those look fantastic. I mean I like them big or small, but those are very legit looking for fakies.
 
2012-05-21 11:25:41 PM  
NICE GUMMIES!!!

gravelandgold.com
 
2012-05-21 11:36:05 PM  

new_york_monty: new_york_monty: What a patient of Dr Stevens with these "gummy bear boobies" might look like after the procedure:

NSFW NSFW

I prefer the real ones (a duh!), but they look pretty decent for a pair of plastic tits.



And of course I posted someone with saline baggers, not the gummy bears... these are the ones in the article. Not as nice as the last pair, but bigger... much bigger.

Still NSFW


The bra sizing measurement of breasts seems to be off. Those are much larger than 34D.
 
2012-05-21 11:44:23 PM  

Indubitably: poodebunker: Indubitably: poodebunker: Crazy, crazy, crazy.

Crazy cubed?

STFU and send me some tits, baby.

My inbox is waiting to inbox you ferociously.

Seriously.

;)

You wouldn't want to see them. Trust me, they are cross-eyed and rude. They wander around the yard and holler insults at passers-by.

Darlin',

I have never unloved a boob.

I love ALL boobs.

ALL boobs count.

Seriously.

Boobs work.

;)

P.S. I crack meup with the boobs...


My boobs crack me up. All cross-eyed and wiggly, like a bowl of strawberry jello...they are the shiat to be!
Boobs, such simple things and yet they create havoc wherever they go.
Melons! Juicy melons!!!
 
2012-05-22 12:02:59 AM  

new_york_monty: new_york_monty: What a patient of Dr Stevens with these "gummy bear boobies" might look like after the procedure:

NSFW NSFW

I prefer the real ones (a duh!), but they look pretty decent for a pair of plastic tits.

And of course I posted someone with saline baggers, not the gummy bears... these are the ones in the article. Not as nice as the last pair, but bigger... much bigger.

Still NSFW


That pair looks ... surprised. Frankly, I prefer the before of that pair.

Now, with regard to your link in the post before that one, I can't make up my mind. They both looked so delectable and fun.
 
2012-05-22 12:12:17 AM  

imprimere: NICE GUMMIES!!!

[gravelandgold.com image 500x500]


That boob shirt is disturbing ...
 
2012-05-22 12:32:09 AM  
I want gummies!
 
2012-05-22 01:00:45 AM  
♫ Gummi Beari.....gummi beari boobs.... ♬ they can bounce like kangaroos..♪
 
2012-05-22 01:16:03 AM  

seancakes: new_york_monty: new_york_monty: What a patient of Dr Stevens with these "gummy bear boobies" might look like after the procedure:

NSFW NSFW

I prefer the real ones (a duh!), but they look pretty decent for a pair of plastic tits.

And of course I posted someone with saline baggers, not the gummy bears... these are the ones in the article. Not as nice as the last pair, but bigger... much bigger.

Still NSFW

That pair looks ... surprised. Frankly, I prefer the before of that pair.

Now, with regard to your link in the post before that one, I can't make up my mind. They both looked so delectable and fun.


I was more disturbed with the fact that this plastic surgery practice has a freaking iphone app. How many procedures are you having performed that you need an app for your plastic surgeons practice? I am not upset at the doctors for having one for business, I am upset that there seems to be a 'need' for it.
 
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