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(The Raw Story)   NYPD officer to suspect: 'My dick will go in your mouth'. NYPD officer to reporter: 'He had a camera phone?... I can't comment. Have a blessed day.'   (rawstory.com) divider line 201
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2012-05-21 05:32:08 PM
Lots of people believe on religion because they cannot conceive of ethical systems that don't have a daddy figure at the top. Most of the people who end up in chain of command environments (police, military, coast guard, firefighter) are comparatively right wing, and right wing people tend to be more authority focused. I am sure in his head threatening people with homosexual rape actually makes sense because he's ultimately enforcing a structured cosmology.

It all fits.
 
2012-05-21 05:48:38 PM

gaslight: Lots of people believe on religion because they cannot conceive of ethical systems that don't have a daddy figure at the top. Most of the people who end up in chain of command environments (police, military, coast guard, firefighter) are comparatively right wing, and right wing people tend to be more authority focused. I am sure in his head threatening people with homosexual rape actually makes sense because he's ultimately enforcing a structured cosmology.

It all fits.


You know who else followed authority figures without question?
 
2012-05-21 06:38:22 PM
Homosexual rape is a powerful tool authorities use to discourage crime and command obedience.

That's why conservative fundie authorities are so against gay marriage, and gay people in general. If homosexuality is accepted in any form, it takes all the 'bang' out of it being 'evil' and unnatural, according to misconceptions from their good book. The whole 'bubba' and 'don't drop the soap' in jail meme people giggle about is a result of decades of programming to teach people homosexuality is so 'horrible'.

And it also sets up an opportunity for sexually closeted religious and authority types to get, promote, or participate in some way, some damn hot homosexual contact. Or, just close an eye when inmates are sexually attacking each other.

But they aren't gay, because they're just doing their jobs. And worse, the bible said it was OK.

And because there is no real heaven or hell, they are going to make jail or prison as close to hell as they humanly can.
 
2012-05-21 07:31:43 PM
Uh I hate cops as much as the next Farker, but I don't think he was actually going to take his gun and put it up the suspects' asses, then call their mothers afterwords, nor do I think he thought they had such pretty faces that he wanted to stick his dick in their mouths so far that it came out their ears. If he actually was going to stick his dick in their mouths as a means of pleasuring himself then it's farked up and I agree that his language crossed the line, but he was just being hyperbolic. I see worse stuff on South Park every week
 
2012-05-21 07:49:31 PM

SnakeLee: but he was just being hyperbolic.


Hyperbole, or just the thought of the act really turns him on subconsciously.

I see worse stuff on South Park every week

Isn't South Park a cartoon?
 
2012-05-21 08:03:08 PM
homosexual rape as a method of control?

hmm. well that's a novel approach to community outreach.
 
2012-05-21 08:27:37 PM
You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
 
2012-05-21 08:27:41 PM
"You guys are hustling or whatever, I ain't got no problem with that," he adds. "But when I come around and I speak, you farking listen. Tell your boys."

"Your pretty face, I like it very much. My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don't fark with me.

According to the Post, the 21-year-old man who recorded the video was arrested that evening for disorderly conduct. More than 20 earlier arrests included charges relating to larceny, weapons and drugs.


narwhaler.com
 
2012-05-21 08:29:40 PM
Sounds as if he has gangsta rap aspirations....
 
2012-05-21 08:31:08 PM
Got a great big bag of meh over here if anyone needs some, turns out I'm full up.
 
2012-05-21 08:32:14 PM
He needs to learn how to talk shiat to people. Gun up the ass and dick coming out the ear sounds pretty funny.
 
2012-05-21 08:37:11 PM
If any of us were caught on video talking to a client at our jobs like that we would be insta-fired. Cop says it to someone on video, nothing happens. I get you have to deal with scum sometimes, doesn't mean you shouldn't be a professional about it.
 
2012-05-21 08:39:05 PM
David Aceveda unavailable.
 
2012-05-21 08:39:19 PM

gaslight: Lots of people believe on religion because they cannot conceive of ethical systems that don't have a daddy figure at the top. Most of the people who end up in chain of command environments (police, military, coast guard, firefighter) are comparatively right wing, and right wing people tend to be more authority focused. I am sure in his head threatening people with homosexual rape actually makes sense because he's ultimately enforcing a structured cosmology.

It all fits.


Wow that's a board brush! I bet it takes just one stroke to paint the world as you would like it to be!
 
2012-05-21 08:39:40 PM
All the man was doing was reminding the hoodlums in the hood who the biggest hoodlums in the hood are.
 
2012-05-21 08:40:41 PM
It's the NYPD, if there isn't sodomy going on then it isn't good police work.
 
2012-05-21 08:41:02 PM
"Your pretty face, I like it very much. My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don't fark with me.

Also, the cop has a bent dick. Perfect for a, well, bent dick.
 
2012-05-21 08:41:26 PM
Why no hero tag? He managed to make an impression without beating on anyone. I wish all cops where that awesome.
 
2012-05-21 08:41:51 PM
A cop talking shiat to a suspect, I'm shocked. Call me when he does something really wrong.
 
2012-05-21 08:43:03 PM

ongbok: A cop talking shiat to a suspect, I'm shocked. Call me when he does something really wrong.


Apparently cops are pretty damn gay.
 
2012-05-21 08:43:31 PM
 
2012-05-21 08:43:31 PM
"just doing God's work."

I forget, which part of the bible recommends threatening to stick your dick in someone's mouth?
 
2012-05-21 08:43:49 PM
"I'm doing God's work"

I must have missed that part in the bible where Jesus stuck his dick in somebody's mouth.
I remember the whole "go forth and pound thy penises into plow shares" thing, but the the dick in the mouth thing, not so much.

Was it in Peter's address to the Fellatians?
 
2012-05-21 08:43:54 PM
Did he pull out a toilet plunger?

Stop the cop hate, the 1% of bad apples are making the 99% of good apples look bad.

/Just another gang looking for respect and looking for more funds through whatever racket they run.
 
2012-05-21 08:44:03 PM
www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com
 
2012-05-21 08:45:10 PM
*Full Metal Jacket goes here*
 
2012-05-21 08:45:11 PM
"just doing God's work."

I guess God's gayer than John Travolta.
 
2012-05-21 08:45:23 PM
Afirmative action hire. What did you expect, Dudley Dooright?
 
2012-05-21 08:46:22 PM

gaslight: Lots of people believe on religion because they cannot conceive of ethical systems that don't have a daddy figure at the top. Most of the people who end up in chain of command environments (police, military, coast guard, firefighter) are comparatively right wing, and right wing people tend to be more authority focused. I am sure in his head threatening people with homosexual rape actually makes sense because he's ultimately enforcing a structured cosmology.

It all fits.


You don't fark with the Jesus.
 
2012-05-21 08:47:36 PM

PonceAlyosha: ongbok: A cop talking shiat to a suspect, I'm shocked. Call me when he does something really wrong.

Apparently cops are pretty damn gay.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/alley-oop
 
2012-05-21 08:47:44 PM
Forcible sodomy? That's why people love the cops so much.

"Your pretty face, I like it very much. My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don't fark with me."

I can feel the Godly love in that room.
 
2012-05-21 08:47:45 PM
"Have a blessed day."

Have a blessed lawsuit.
 
2012-05-21 08:48:04 PM

TommyymmoT: "I'm doing God's work"

I must have missed that part in the bible where Jesus stuck his dick in somebody's mouth.
I remember the whole "go forth and pound thy penises into plow shares" thing, but the the dick in the mouth thing, not so much.

Was it in Peter's address to the Fellatians?

 
2012-05-21 08:48:44 PM
Supremes say film the fascist farkers.

So, click away, humans.

Protect yerselves from the minions of angry law-enforcers.

Good law won't let you down in a crisis.

Good law will protect you from harm.

Good law will provide some "no fear."

Good, no?

Not bad.

Good fived.

Good is alive.

;)
 
2012-05-21 08:49:15 PM

TommyymmoT: "I'm doing God's work"

I must have missed that part in the bible where Jesus stuck his dick in somebody's mouth.
I remember the whole "go forth and pound thy penises into plow shares" thing, but the the dick in the mouth thing, not so much.

Was it in Peter's address to the Fellatians?


Ask and ye shall find
 
2012-05-21 08:50:10 PM

Communist_Manifesto: If any of us were caught on video talking to a client at our jobs like that we would be insta-fired. Cop says it to someone on video, nothing happens. I get you have to deal with scum sometimes, doesn't mean you shouldn't be a professional about it.


I'm the last person on Earth to defend pigs, but you've got to talk to people in a language they understand, and gangbangers don't understand 'polite'.

The Ebonics translation "I'd really appreciate it if you would stop doing that" is "Cut that farking shiat befo I bus a cap in yo sorry ass, motherfarker. You hear me talkin, nubian? Do you, biatch?"
 
2012-05-21 08:50:19 PM
Doakes?! I thought this guy got blown up by Dexter.
 
2012-05-21 08:50:35 PM
Uncle Tom is out of the closet
 
2012-05-21 08:50:36 PM

gaslight: Lots of people believe on religion because they cannot conceive of ethical systems that don't have a daddy figure at the top. Most of the people who end up in chain of command environments (police, military, coast guard, firefighter) are comparatively right wing, and right wing people tend to be more authority focused. I am sure in his head threatening people with homosexual rape actually makes sense because he's ultimately enforcing a structured cosmology.

It all fits.


Well, some of them do worship Jesus's foreskin.

So God's dick is kind of a relic.
 
2012-05-21 08:51:14 PM
Bam and Boom.
 
2012-05-21 08:52:40 PM
when does this guy get arrested for recording a police officer?
 
2012-05-21 08:52:57 PM

SnakeLee: Uh I hate cops as much as the next Farker, but I don't think he was actually going to take his gun and put it up the suspects' asses, then call their mothers afterwords, nor do I think he thought they had such pretty faces that he wanted to stick his dick in their mouths so far that it came out their ears. If he actually was going to stick his dick in their mouths as a means of pleasuring himself then it's farked up and I agree that his language crossed the line, but he was just being hyperbolic. I see worse stuff on South Park every week


So that makes it all right, right.
 
2012-05-21 08:53:02 PM

Indubitably: Bam and Boom.


What is the lesson here?

Respect.

For ALL humans, regardless of tag or label or badge...

Respect squared.

We all wear...

;)
 
2012-05-21 08:53:42 PM
TommyymmoT

"I'm doing God's work"

I must have missed that part in the bible where Jesus stuck his dick in somebody's mouth.
I remember the whole "go forth and pound thy penises into plow shares" thing, but the the dick in the mouth thing, not so much.

Was it in Peter's address to the Fellatians?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-21 08:53:44 PM
I thought only white cops were dicks.
 
2012-05-21 08:54:14 PM

gaslight: Lots of people believe on religion because they cannot conceive of ethical systems that don't have a daddy figure at the top. Most of the people who end up in chain of command environments (police, military, coast guard, firefighter) are comparatively right wing, and right wing people tend to be more authority focused. I am sure in his head threatening people with homosexual rape actually makes sense because he's ultimately enforcing a structured cosmology.

It all fits.


Religion needs to understand that it does not have a corner on morality.
 
2012-05-21 08:54:36 PM
Link

This shiat happens too much. I tried but couldn't find the article I wanted but this one is close. A few years back, one town over from me, a few cops were arrested for raping a man with a plunger handle. I sincerely hope THIS cop gets raped with a brick.....
 
2012-05-21 08:55:04 PM

SnakeLee: Uh I hate cops as much as the next Farker, but I don't think he was actually going to take his gun and put it up the suspects' asses, then call their mothers afterwords, nor do I think he thought they had such pretty faces that he wanted to stick his dick in their mouths so far that it came out their ears. If he actually was going to stick his dick in their mouths as a means of pleasuring himself then it's farked up and I agree that his language crossed the line, but he was just being hyperbolic. I see worse stuff on South Park every week


Pretty much THIS. There are a thousand legitimate reasons to dislike/hate/fear cops. This is not one of them. First lesson in effective communication: know your audience and talk at their level. "I say good chap, would you be a sport and show a tiny bit more respect please? there is a good lad" probably wouldn't get his point across as well.
 
2012-05-21 08:55:21 PM

SlothB77: when does this guy get arrested for recording a police officer?


He was smart. He got a lawyer BEFORE they cops knew about the recording.

He was dumb by getting arrested for various dumbassery, but there you go.
 
2012-05-21 08:56:03 PM
Men. He was trying to establish is place in the neighborhood caste. Letting all the other alpha males that there's another alpha male in the area.

/One that would like to sodomize them with his pistol whilst farking their ear from inside their mouth.
 
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