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(Daily Mail)   Not News: Loner cannot get a date to the prom. News: Track coach feels sorry for him so she escorts him there. Fark: She gets canned even though no shenanigans took place   ( divider line
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19282 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 May 2012 at 9:27 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-21 09:39:51 PM  
2 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: My son's cross country and track coach is ridiculously cute. I'm sure he would have gone to prom with her if she had asked. But he's not a dateless loner so it wasn't an option.

Yeah, he has got a hot, hunky stud lined up already.
2012-05-21 10:25:17 PM  
1 vote:
Is having a teacher pity you and escort you to the that not something that will make everyone will discuss how weird that is now? Did I miss this transition? It's been awhile, but that would have been sad back then.

Maybe it's all the farking now. My kid is in middle school. I just pack condoms in his backpack and tell him that old biatches are wily, and to watch himself.
2012-05-21 10:21:54 PM  
1 vote:

ace in your face: WhyteRaven74: SweetSilverBlues: On the contrary, I think it was quite well intentioned, but also very foolish.

Being friendly is being foolish?

ace in your face: Yeah, that's really inappropriate and I don't feel bad for her. People get in trouble being friends with students on Facebook. Hell I would say just the slow dancing regardless of being his date is inappropriate

I had a slow dance with the vice-principal of my high school at my senior prom. You could not have found one person at the prom or among the faculty and admins who would've thought it inappropriate. As for not being friends with students? Yeah, good luck trying to run good schools if you tell teachers they can't ever be friends with their students.

Ok, person who is clearly out of touch, most schools have actual policies now that you can't be Facebook friends with your students. Your testimony that others didn't find your dance creepy is one sided at best.

Adults being friendly to people under 18 is now "creepy". Let's lock up everyone over 18 so they don't pose any threat to the precious children, and the moment someone turns 18 they're locked up too.

Robots and computers will raise and teach the children until they come of age and are locked away.
2012-05-21 10:14:39 PM  
1 vote:

burton160w: What stops her from then taking the student out for ice cream? Or going to the movies?

Oh sh*t, I had coaches take us out to pizza starting in elementary school, does that mean we all got raped later and I've just repressed those memories?
2012-05-21 09:43:26 PM  
1 vote:
That's just creepy. I had the good sense to go to prom with a friend who was a 26-year-old ex-call girl.
2012-05-21 09:41:23 PM  
1 vote:
"She said the two danced to a few slow songs but mostly played ping pong and foosball at the prom"

Ping pong and foosball at a prom? Sounds like code for deviant sex acts to me.
2012-05-21 09:39:25 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure the school officials would have preferred the kid shoot up the school.
2012-05-21 09:38:18 PM  
1 vote:
My son's cross country and track coach is ridiculously cute. I'm sure he would have gone to prom with her if she had asked. But he's not a dateless loner so it wasn't an option.
2012-05-21 09:36:50 PM  
1 vote:

0 Tolerance.

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