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(WWSB ABC 7)   Today's Florida bank robbery brought to you by a man armed with a.....(spins wheel)....syringe   (mysuncoast.com ) divider line
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2012-05-21 10:05:36 PM  
This being Florida, the bank tellers were rightly afraid of whatever could've been in that syringe or if it had been shared with a Hepatitis/HIV+ patient.
 
2012-05-21 10:07:28 PM  
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They work better than you'd think.
 
2012-05-21 10:11:25 PM  

Hydra: This being Florida, the bank tellers were rightly afraid of whatever could've been in that syringe or if it had been shared with a Hepatitis/HIV+ patient.


Knowing Florida it was Heptatisgonnaherpysypalisaids. And trace amounts of blood.
/Not human blood though.
 
2012-05-21 10:43:40 PM  
They robbed Lumbergh!
 
2012-05-21 11:03:40 PM  
I knew of one paramedic who had gotten AIDS from a dirty needle. That was in 1992. So it could happen.

If you were a medic and got a hot stick in the field, that is. From a needle being waved around by some hype in a bank, probably not so much.
 
2012-05-22 12:36:58 AM  
Was it vampire blood? Because that could be some serious shiat.
 
2012-05-22 02:30:03 AM  
At least its better than the moron that tried robbing a place with a creme brulee torch. not much better, but better
 
2012-05-22 04:59:34 AM  
A dentists drill might be pretty effective, actually.
 
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