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(Telegraph)   Dominique Strauss-Kahn faces US gang rape investigation. Hey does anyone know if the eye bleach company sells mind bleach?   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 88
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2012-05-21 04:21:22 PM
That guy has a lot of spare time on his dick hands, apparently.

I envy him.
 
2012-05-21 04:31:17 PM
You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.
 
2012-05-21 04:46:09 PM
The man is incredibly accomplished, but a sexual fiend. Of course he has children from multiple wives, did you expect anything different from the likes of him? His ability to function properly is being hijacked by a Freudian desire to sexually dominate women and assault them with his penis.

I propose a simple solution: castration. Separate those sexual urges from his otherwise highly intelligent and functioning persona. Ta-daaa.
 
2012-05-21 05:11:57 PM
In related news: studies show 4 out of 5 people enjoy gangrape.
 
2012-05-21 05:26:01 PM
i've read somewhere that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.
 
2012-05-21 05:30:37 PM

thomps: i've read somewhere that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.


And the 5th person is lying.
 
2012-05-21 06:23:29 PM

DeltaPunch: I propose a simple solution: castration. Separate those sexual urges from his otherwise highly intelligent and functioning persona. Ta-daaa.


The much less barbaric method is simply to advise said female humans to lay back and enjoy it, cuz it's gonna happen either way.

/i am nothing, if not civilized
//one, please
 
2012-05-21 06:24:38 PM
No, he never even saw the victim. And by "never even saw," he means he saw her for a while and was in the same room as her. And got a consensual beej from her. Plus, she changed a minor unrelated detail of her story, and we all know that anyone who changes their story is a liar.
 
2012-05-21 07:04:07 PM

Theaetetus: No, he never even saw the victim. And by "never even saw," he means he saw her for a while and was in the same room as her. And got a consensual beej from her. Plus, she changed a minor unrelated detail of her story, and we all know that anyone who changes their story is a liar.


You sound like a communist, son.

We ain't too partial to communists 'round here.
 
2012-05-21 07:05:52 PM
dumbimages.net

/courtesy of Elvis Da King
 
2012-05-21 07:15:00 PM
Are we talking gang "rape" or gang rape?
 
2012-05-21 07:17:35 PM
Are we talking about gang rape, or you know, "gang rape" gang rape?

/Gang gang rape rape?
//Whatever. As long as I get my 40 lbs. of it.
 
2012-05-21 07:18:43 PM
Hes been in a lot of internet videos - he's the guy (always) wearing the mask.
 
2012-05-21 07:21:10 PM

Gyrth: Hes been in a lot of internet videos - he's the guy (always) wearing the mask.


"I'm not a monster or anything. I just like it is all."
 
2012-05-21 07:22:02 PM
Who the fark did this guy piss off?.

/I'm guessing he boinked a fellow banker's wife or mistress
 
2012-05-21 07:23:13 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Are we talking about gang rape, or you know, "gang rape" gang rape?

/Gang gang rape rape?
//Whatever. As long as I get my 40 lbs. of it.


You said gang rape five times.
 
2012-05-21 07:25:28 PM
www.demotivationalposters.org
/yeah.
 
2012-05-21 07:25:37 PM

Diogenes: thomps: i've read somewhere that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

And the 5th person is lying.


I always thought they just didn't answer at all because their mouth was full .... of rape
 
2012-05-21 07:25:53 PM
Resign, you piece of shiat.
 
2012-05-21 07:26:28 PM

One Bad Apple: Diogenes: thomps: i've read somewhere that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

And the 5th person is lying.

I always thought they just didn't answer at all because their mouth was full .... of rape


Sometimes rape comes in boxes.
 
2012-05-21 07:28:37 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Not all rapists look like rapists. But this piece of crap REALLY looks like what I'd picture a rapist to look like, especially in this picture.
 
2012-05-21 07:28:47 PM

Gyrth: Hes been in a lot of internet videos - he's the guy (always) wearing the mask.


Which one?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-21 07:29:54 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Are we talking about gang rape, or you know, "gang rape" gang rape?

/Gang gang rape rape?
//Whatever. As long as I get my 40 lbs. of it.


Link
 
2012-05-21 07:32:10 PM

CygnusDarius: Who the fark did this guy piss off?.

/I'm guessing he boinked a fellow banker's wife or mistress


Umm... Everyone in the French elite? Who all knew about this stuff.

I think Sarkozy (opposite party) is on record as saying he told DSK some years ago in private, to lay off the laying-on - or else he'd end up in exactly this situation...
 
2012-05-21 07:34:00 PM
I'm not saying he's not guilty, and at this point it's looking pretty bad, but it did look like he was getting set up previously. Maybe he is just a dirty french rapist though. I do think that high profile rape allegations should be more highly scrutinized/less publicized because the existing problem of women being scared to come forward after being raped.
 
2012-05-21 07:35:29 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-21 07:36:17 PM

vernonFL: You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.


NOT FUNNY.
 
2012-05-21 07:37:29 PM
head on apply directly to forehead
 
2012-05-21 07:39:56 PM

wendolynne: vernonFL: You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

NOT FUNNY.


...and yet so very true.
 
2012-05-21 07:40:39 PM
Someone really, really hates this guy. Every rape accusation agaisnt him has turned out to be BS but they just keep piling it on. His credibility is destroyed.
 
2012-05-21 07:40:44 PM
www.motifake.com
/hot?
 
2012-05-21 07:40:52 PM

vernonFL: You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.


Well okay then. We'll find out soon enough if you do.
 
2012-05-21 07:43:11 PM

DavidVincent: Resign, you piece of shiat.


Resign from what? He left the IMF a year ago.
 
2012-05-21 07:45:07 PM
phrawgh: [www.motifake.com image 640x509]
/hot?


Death by SNU SNU?
 
2012-05-21 07:45:31 PM

wendolynne: vernonFL: You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

NOT FUNNY.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net


You're right. Needs more clowns to be funny.

Unless you're a woman in which case NOTHING is funny because women can't do funny.
 
2012-05-21 07:46:04 PM

BarkingUnicorn: DavidVincent: Resign, you piece of shiat.

Resign from what? He left the IMF a year ago.



Dumb me. Didn't even know that.

www.marketingpilgrim.com
 
2012-05-21 07:50:29 PM

One Bad Apple: wendolynne: vernonFL: You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

NOT FUNNY.




You're right. Needs more clowns to be funny.

Unless you're a woman in which case NOTHING is funny because women can't do funny.


Where the hell did you find that picture


On second thought, I dont want to know
 
2012-05-21 07:50:31 PM

wendolynne: vernonFL: You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

NOT FUNNY.


People often like to make fun of terrible stuff (hitler, dead babies, etc.) because thats how we deal with shiat. We belittle and mock shiat that makes us uncomfortable. Don't take life and the interweb so seriously. And never, ever go to 4chan
 
2012-05-21 07:54:25 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

When he rapes, he gang rapes. Even when he rapes alone.


Stay horny my friends.
 
2012-05-21 07:54:34 PM
Innocent until proven guilty convicted by the media.

/willing to bet there's not a single person in this thread who has ever met--or even been in the same building at the same time as--Kahn, or any of the people accusing him
//equally willing to bet you'd be singing a different tune if you were the one being tried in the media and convicted in public opinion before you even get to court
///he might be a total sleaze. He might be a saint. I won't be judging him until the court cases are done, and the evidence is available.
////real evidence, not newspaper sleaze
 
2012-05-21 07:58:44 PM

vernonFL: You know, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.


You sound like you come from a small family.
 
2012-05-21 08:01:03 PM

phrawgh: [www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x615]
/yeah.


Oh geez, I only just now figured out the joke with the help of that visual aid. Boy do I feel stupid.
 
2012-05-21 08:01:06 PM
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2012-05-21 08:01:19 PM
Jesus Christ, this guy is like the villain of a Stieg Larsen novel, in real life.
 
2012-05-21 08:03:29 PM
Wind Mipe!
 
2012-05-21 08:04:57 PM
parce qu'il est accusé de se procurer maintenant que est libre?



pourquoi?
 
2012-05-21 08:07:49 PM

Yaxe: Someone really, really hates this guy. Every rape accusation agaisnt him has turned out to be BS but they just keep piling it on. His credibility is destroyed.


I was coming to ask if any of the previous charges have ever stuck. On my phone, Googling is a pain.
 
2012-05-21 08:10:13 PM

Indubitably: Wind Mipe!


Oh, apologies, I was wixing my mords.

;)
 
2012-05-21 08:14:33 PM
Ha ha. He has a girls name!
 
2012-05-21 08:16:29 PM
Since the girls were hired...doesn't this make it a gang-bang?


fatkidatcamp.com
 
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