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		Fark ready headline of the day: Naked toddler left in car; mom dances in driveway. "...with a cupholder from her car stuck in her hair" (kltv.com)		33
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Apos		2012-05-21 03:28:10 PM

Jennifer Jason Leigh has truly fallen on hard times.

Interceptor1		2012-05-21 05:25:07 PM

Is this from the "Faces of Meth" series?

cgraves67		2012-05-21 05:25:26 PM

We need a Meth tag for this.

Lone Stranger		2012-05-21 05:28:46 PM

Hold me closer tiny dancer ...

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-05-21 05:28:55 PM

meth amphetamien!!!

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Kaka		2012-05-21 05:28:56 PM

I found this to be of interest...

wfxg.images.worldnow.com

"Wife of Augusta attorney wanted on rape charges"

Link

Julie Cochrane		2012-05-21 05:29:57 PM

But we weren't told she was hot and that you guys would hit it. [grin]

Hot. Like oatmeal left outside on the porch for a couple of hours in February.

lockers		2012-05-21 05:30:50 PM

Kaka: I found this to be of interest...

[wfxg.images.worldnow.com image 319x478]

"Wife of Augusta attorney wanted on rape charges"

Link

Giggity

Kaka		2012-05-21 05:32:31 PM

lockers: Kaka: I found this to be of interest...

[wfxg.images.worldnow.com image 319x478]

"Wife of Augusta attorney wanted on rape charges"

Link

Giggity

Read the article - it goes completely off the rails with he/she 1/2 way through...

/so confused now

newton		2012-05-21 05:40:25 PM

MethFace, Stage One
kltv.images.worldnow.com

I hope she is in the news again in a year or so so I can see what she looks like at MethFace Stage Four or Five.

Fark-N-Noodle		2012-05-21 05:46:04 PM

Yayyyyyy....East Texas and meth, one helluva drug.

/Both of them

skinink		2012-05-21 05:49:38 PM

"Deputies said the toddler had welts and bruises on his legs, so he was taken to Spartanburg Regional Medical Center to be checked out."

THIS IS SPARTANBURRRRRG!!!!!! Do you have medical insurance?

Profedius		2012-05-21 05:53:12 PM

newton: MethFace, Stage One
[kltv.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]

I hope she is in the news again in a year or so so I can see what she looks like at MethFace Stage Four or Five.

I am thinking that is a stage two there she is already showing the markings and wrinkles around the mouth and eyes. She is 36 and looks mid to late 40s. It is too bad for she looks like she could have been quite good looking.

Sticky Hands		2012-05-21 06:04:16 PM

Profedius: newton: MethFace, Stage One
[kltv.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]

I hope she is in the news again in a year or so so I can see what she looks like at MethFace Stage Four or Five.

I am thinking that is a stage two there she is already showing the markings and wrinkles around the mouth and eyes. She is 36 and looks mid to late 40s. It is too bad for she looks like she could have been quite good looking.

Hey, at least she isn't fat.

hagopiar		2012-05-21 06:05:47 PM

This was phase 1: http://southcarolina.arrests.org/Arrests/Shana_Bishop_7774426/

Now she's in phase 2

/too bad

pdieten		2012-05-21 06:14:49 PM

Kaka: lockers: Kaka: I found this to be of interest...

[wfxg.images.worldnow.com image 319x478]

"Wife of Augusta attorney wanted on rape charges"

Link

Giggity

Read the article - it goes completely off the rails with he/she 1/2 way through...

/so confused now

Wife & husband were working together to get a 3-way with the babysitter. They caught him already & she's still on the lam.

Took me a minute too.

ZombiesYall		2012-05-21 07:02:06 PM

"An 18-year-old babysitter says Mr. Neal gave her alcohol and marijuana and then sexually assaulting her."

Verbs, how did they working?

malaktaus		2012-05-21 07:13:54 PM

Julie Cochrane: But we weren't told she was hot and that you guys would hit it. [grin]

Hot. Like oatmeal left outside on the porch for a couple of hours in February.

These things have to be graded on a curve. For a 36-year-old methhead she's stunning.

AcneVulgaris		2012-05-21 07:48:58 PM

ZombiesYall: "An 18-year-old babysitter says Mr. Neal gave her alcohol and marijuana and then sexually assaulting her."

Verbs, how did they working?

Please to fondle my buttocks.

Thoroughly With Foil		2012-05-21 07:50:15 PM

She wore scarlet cup holders, tucked up into her curls.
I knew right away she was not like the other girls, other girls.

Julie Cochrane		2012-05-21 07:52:22 PM

malaktaus: Julie Cochrane: But we weren't told she was hot and that you guys would hit it. [grin]

Hot. Like oatmeal left outside on the porch for a couple of hours in February.

These things have to be graded on a curve. For a 36-year-old methhead she's stunning.

Yeah. Sad as shiat that she probably can't stop. I mean, short of someone locking her up somewhere she can't get the stuff to detox her, then her doing rehab, then her finding something to live for and some reason to want to stop.

I mean, presuming she was sane in the first place, one of the things I hate worst in the world is seeing people go slumming in crazy land--because of this, when they can't get back out.

And even if she wasn't sane to start with, she wasn't meth-head level stuck in crazy land. But now she is. Poor thing. I wish they could commit her, to help her dry out off it, but there isn't enough money to commit and dry out the meth-heads. Sad.

BobDeluxe		2012-05-21 08:01:22 PM

Fark-N-Noodle: Yayyyyyy....East Texas and meth, one helluva drug.

/Both of them

Spartanburg Co, SC is in East Texas?

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-05-21 08:10:27 PM

dancing in a driveway with a cupholder from you car stuck in your hair while your son cowers behind the front seat with bruises on his legs isn't normal

...but on meth it is.

poodebunker		2012-05-21 08:11:32 PM

What, no red solo cup?
All kidding aside, wtf? When are people going to get a clue that meth is the most ridiculous drug on earth?!
What's in that crap anyway? Tard oil?

AllUpInYa		2012-05-21 08:14:09 PM

"Bishop admitted to using methamphetamine in the past"

the VERY recent past

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-21 08:26:56 PM

AllUpInYa: "Bishop admitted to using methamphetamine in the past"

the VERY recent past

in the past....45 minutes.

dropdfun		2012-05-21 08:45:54 PM

Stories like this sure go a long way in helping me change my stance on legalizing all drugs and selling them otc as so many posters on here have stated they would like to see happen!

malaktaus		2012-05-21 09:15:57 PM

dropdfun: Stories like this sure go a long way in helping me change my stance on legalizing all drugs and selling them otc as so many posters on here have stated they would like to see happen!

Yeah, all that prohibition sure did a fine job of keeping drugs away from this fine, upstanding young lady. I'm sure her dealers are always careful to check ID when they think their customers are underage, too.

KrispyKritter		2012-05-21 09:47:20 PM

Julie Cochrane: malaktaus: Julie Cochrane: But we weren't told she was hot and that you guys would hit it. [grin]

Hot. Like oatmeal left outside on the porch for a couple of hours in February.

These things have to be graded on a curve. For a 36-year-old methhead she's stunning.

Yeah. Sad as shiat that she probably can't stop. I mean, short of someone locking her up somewhere she can't get the stuff to detox her, then her doing rehab, then her finding something to live for and some reason to want to stop.

I mean, presuming she was sane in the first place, one of the things I hate worst in the world is seeing people go slumming in crazy land--because of this, when they can't get back out.

And even if she wasn't sane to start with, she wasn't meth-head level stuck in crazy land. But now she is. Poor thing. I wish they could commit her, to help her dry out off it, but there isn't enough money to commit and dry out the meth-heads. Sad.

you have a really good heart. i wish more people could see things as clearly as you. society has a huge shortage of sympathy & empathy. reading what you wrote made my eyes leak.

DownDaRiver		2012-05-22 02:31:25 AM

A cup holder from the car stuck in her hair?

A picture would have gone a long way to, well, picture that.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-05-22 04:28:29 AM

malaktaus: dropdfun: Stories like this sure go a long way in helping me change my stance on legalizing all drugs and selling them otc as so many posters on here have stated they would like to see happen!

Yeah, all that prohibition sure did a fine job of keeping drugs away from this fine, upstanding young lady. I'm sure her dealers are always careful to check ID when they think their customers are underage, too.

But if it wasn't for underage drug users where woud the underage sex trade be?? they won't be able to find any drugs :(

Profedius		2012-05-22 10:58:36 AM

Sticky Hands: Profedius: newton: MethFace, Stage One
[kltv.images.worldnow.com image 320x180]

I hope she is in the news again in a year or so so I can see what she looks like at MethFace Stage Four or Five.

I am thinking that is a stage two there she is already showing the markings and wrinkles around the mouth and eyes. She is 36 and looks mid to late 40s. It is too bad for she looks like she could have been quite good looking.

Hey, at least she isn't fat.

Yeah there is a good thing. I think I would still pass on her even if she did clean up.

wambu		2012-05-22 06:10:09 PM

Momma likes to par-tay!

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