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(Gamma Squad)   Here are all 68 lines of Rihanna's dialogue in Battleship, not quite enough to fill a novella, ella, ella   (gammasquad.uproxx.com) divider line 48
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2012-05-21 02:30:10 PM
good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies
 
2012-05-21 03:30:46 PM

colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies


i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.
 
2012-05-21 03:36:04 PM
Amusing,but I really stopped by for flattering Rihanna pics.
 
2012-05-21 04:36:28 PM
Why do I care at all, subs?

/good for her
//makin' more money for 68 lines than all of TF makes in a month
 
2012-05-21 04:53:23 PM
Correction, one line:

"My dad said they'd come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we'd find them, or they'd find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I ain't around when that day comes."

Everything else was either a question or an exclamation. She's not one of the main characters, right? Zero back story, zero indication of her feelings, her past, her motives, or anything deeper than a 1-dimensional character. Literally every and anything that could be interesting about her is in that one line above.
 
2012-05-21 04:53:56 PM
Well, this is touching. Its nice to see a celebrity that hasn't reached her Fark Hipster Brigade expiration date yet. I can't wait until next week when everyone hates her.
 
2012-05-21 04:54:41 PM
I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.
 
2012-05-21 04:55:50 PM
I guess the Battleship check cleared here at Fark.
 
2012-05-21 04:57:17 PM

flamingboar: I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.


would you say that she's a black eye on the film?
 
2012-05-21 04:57:32 PM

flamingboar: I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.


Continent people problems
 
2012-05-21 05:00:04 PM
Didn't she something about doughnuts? Like, about 3/4 the way through, she said something like "Here's a big damn doughnut," or "Where'd they go with the doughnuts?"

I remember it because it was really in the middle of all the action, and the whole doughnut thing seemed strange.

I think somebody ought to go back and recount. I think this article is wrong.
 
2012-05-21 05:01:16 PM
Who the fark records 1 much less 68 lines of dialog from a movie like Battleship?
 
2012-05-21 05:03:25 PM
There's a ICP song in there somewhere, if only we can find it...
 
2012-05-21 05:09:27 PM
Is this some kind of exercise?
 
2012-05-21 05:12:53 PM

thomps: colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.


colinspooky wants to tap that.

/get in line.
 
2012-05-21 05:15:26 PM

Arkanaut: thomps: colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.

colinspooky wants to tap that.

/get in line.


well i'm not sure this is the best strategy for making that happen. i don't get the impression that she's into nice guys.
 
2012-05-21 05:17:27 PM
You ever seen anything like this?
 
2012-05-21 05:18:03 PM

thomps: Arkanaut: thomps: colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.

colinspooky wants to tap that.

/get in line.

well i'm not sure this is the best strategy for making that happen. i don't get the impression that she's into nice guys.


She's into Whitney Houston

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-05-21 05:20:56 PM
Was she playing an alien?

/can't believe no one had said that yet.
//would still hit it.
 
2012-05-21 05:26:30 PM
They have whips and chains on ships, don't they?

/they excite her
 
2012-05-21 05:31:47 PM
And what a great choice of movies for her.

In one scene a alien picks her up by the throat and pimp slaps her twice.
It also didn't help that her character wasn't just dumb, but cliche.
/done feeling sorry for her
 
2012-05-21 05:39:52 PM
Did she look at the alien and say "Chris is that you"?

And where are the pics damnit?
 
2012-05-21 05:55:35 PM
You know, one of my favorite roles of all time was Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars. He doesn't say much in that movie either. And do you know why? Because great actors like Clint and Rihanna don't need words to convey emotion.
 
2012-05-21 05:58:20 PM
You know who else really didn't say very much, but was still a memorable character? Darth Vader. I bet people will still be talking about Rihanna's breakout role in 40 years, just like they still talk about Darth Vader today.
 
2012-05-21 06:17:11 PM

The Larch: You know, one of my favorite roles of all time was Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars. He doesn't say much in that movie either. And do you know why? Because great actors like Clint and Rihanna Edward James Olmos don't need words to convey emotion.



FTFY
 
2012-05-21 06:19:29 PM
Elijah Wood in Sin City
The Entire cast of Silent Movie
Sylvester Stallone in Rambo: First Blood part II.

IT'S AN ACTION MOVIE.

Snarky bastards
 
2012-05-21 06:21:10 PM
Meh, Rihanna. She's got nothing on Jenette Goldstein. (Who?)

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
 
2012-05-21 06:37:06 PM

colinspooky: I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies


Yeah. Subby's probably just angry over the fact that Rihanna beat him to the punch.
 
2012-05-21 06:44:50 PM

Kuta: Meh, Rihanna. She's got nothing on Jenette Goldstein. (Who?)

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?


I am not sure what was bigger - her hooters or her thighs.

//thank you James Cameron for casting the shiat out of her
 
2012-05-21 08:03:20 PM

Stantz: Elijah Wood in Sin City
The Entire cast of Silent Movie
Sylvester Stallone in Rambo: First Blood part II.

IT'S AN ACTION MOVIE.

Snarky bastards


marcel marceau would like to have a word with you. exactly one word.
 
2012-05-21 08:13:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-21 08:18:14 PM
"Boom!"
 
2012-05-21 08:20:46 PM

colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies


YOU CAN'T JUDGE ANYTHING IF YOU CAN'T DO IT BETTER!!

Are you 5?
 
2012-05-21 08:52:13 PM
 
2012-05-21 08:52:22 PM
68 Lines?

In Bloodsport, Chong Li got about 22½ words.

Very good, but brick not hit back!.
You are nex'!
You break my record. Now I break you! Like I break your fren'!
 
2012-05-21 09:16:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-21 09:20:57 PM
Oh for fark's sake people, you're getting slow.

www.femaleceleboops.com

www.skinnyvscurvy.com

cdn.idolator.com

cdn.urbanislandz.com

Your turn.
 
2012-05-21 09:44:16 PM
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"Chicken!"

"Kentucky Fried Chicken!"
 
2012-05-21 10:10:03 PM
Is there an electronic warble through every other word like in her music?
 
2012-05-22 02:24:15 AM

Raug the Dwarf: Was she playing an alien?

/can't believe no one had said that yet.
//would still hit it.


You wouldn't be the first.
 
2012-05-22 02:38:02 AM
nice work, subby
 
2012-05-22 03:20:01 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-22 04:56:01 AM

A_Listless_Wanderer: Is there an electronic warble through every other word like in her music?


Oh god, if they start auto-tuning movies I'm going to firebomb Hollywood.
 
2012-05-22 07:10:56 AM
Still more lines than Darth Maul in episode I.
 
2012-05-22 07:12:41 AM
Dat nose
 
2012-05-22 08:05:51 AM

flamingboar: I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.


Really? Rihanna is the reason you refuse to see this movie? Nothing at all to do with the fact that it's one step on the road to Connect Four the Movie?
 
2012-05-22 08:20:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-22 05:21:48 PM

Kuta: Meh, Rihanna. She's got nothing on Jenette Goldstein. (Who?)

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?


Game over, man, GAME OVER! (NSFW)
 
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