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		Here are all 68 lines of Rihanna's dialogue in Battleship, not quite enough to fill a novella, ella, ella (gammasquad.uproxx.com)		48
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colinspooky		2012-05-21 02:30:10 PM

good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

thomps		2012-05-21 03:30:46 PM

colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.

Apos		2012-05-21 03:36:04 PM

Amusing,but I really stopped by for flattering Rihanna pics.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-05-21 04:36:28 PM

Why do I care at all, subs?

/good for her
//makin' more money for 68 lines than all of TF makes in a month

DeltaPunch		2012-05-21 04:53:23 PM

Correction, one line:

"My dad said they'd come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we'd find them, or they'd find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I ain't around when that day comes."

Everything else was either a question or an exclamation. She's not one of the main characters, right? Zero back story, zero indication of her feelings, her past, her motives, or anything deeper than a 1-dimensional character. Literally every and anything that could be interesting about her is in that one line above.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher		2012-05-21 04:53:56 PM

Well, this is touching. Its nice to see a celebrity that hasn't reached her Fark Hipster Brigade expiration date yet. I can't wait until next week when everyone hates her.

flamingboar		2012-05-21 04:54:41 PM

I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.

Treygreen13		2012-05-21 04:55:50 PM

I guess the Battleship check cleared here at Fark.

thomps		2012-05-21 04:57:17 PM

flamingboar: I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.

would you say that she's a black eye on the film?

LewDux		2012-05-21 04:57:32 PM

flamingboar: I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.

Continent people problems

perigee		2012-05-21 05:00:04 PM

Didn't she something about doughnuts? Like, about 3/4 the way through, she said something like "Here's a big damn doughnut," or "Where'd they go with the doughnuts?"

I remember it because it was really in the middle of all the action, and the whole doughnut thing seemed strange.

I think somebody ought to go back and recount. I think this article is wrong.

gilatrout		2012-05-21 05:01:16 PM

Who the fark records 1 much less 68 lines of dialog from a movie like Battleship?

jayhawk88		2012-05-21 05:03:25 PM

There's a ICP song in there somewhere, if only we can find it...

jim32rr		2012-05-21 05:09:27 PM

Is this some kind of exercise?

Arkanaut		2012-05-21 05:12:53 PM

thomps: colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.

colinspooky wants to tap that.

/get in line.

thomps		2012-05-21 05:15:26 PM

Arkanaut: thomps: colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.

colinspooky wants to tap that.

/get in line.

well i'm not sure this is the best strategy for making that happen. i don't get the impression that she's into nice guys.

jim32rr		2012-05-21 05:17:27 PM

You ever seen anything like this?

LewDux		2012-05-21 05:18:03 PM

thomps: Arkanaut: thomps: colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

i feel like there has to be some sort of point to this post, but i'll be goddamned if i can find it.

colinspooky wants to tap that.

/get in line.

well i'm not sure this is the best strategy for making that happen. i don't get the impression that she's into nice guys.

She's into Whitney Houston

assets.nydailynews.com

Raug the Dwarf		2012-05-21 05:20:56 PM

Was she playing an alien?

/can't believe no one had said that yet.
//would still hit it.

TravisBickle62		2012-05-21 05:26:30 PM

They have whips and chains on ships, don't they?

/they excite her

Zombie DJ		2012-05-21 05:31:47 PM

And what a great choice of movies for her.

In one scene a alien picks her up by the throat and pimp slaps her twice.
It also didn't help that her character wasn't just dumb, but cliche.
/done feeling sorry for her

traxan		2012-05-21 05:39:52 PM

Did she look at the alien and say "Chris is that you"?

And where are the pics damnit?

The Larch		2012-05-21 05:55:35 PM

You know, one of my favorite roles of all time was Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars. He doesn't say much in that movie either. And do you know why? Because great actors like Clint and Rihanna don't need words to convey emotion.

The Larch		2012-05-21 05:58:20 PM

You know who else really didn't say very much, but was still a memorable character? Darth Vader. I bet people will still be talking about Rihanna's breakout role in 40 years, just like they still talk about Darth Vader today.

The_Sponge		2012-05-21 06:17:11 PM

The Larch: You know, one of my favorite roles of all time was Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars. He doesn't say much in that movie either. And do you know why? Because great actors like Clint and ~~Rihanna~~ Edward James Olmos don't need words to convey emotion.

FTFY

Stantz		2012-05-21 06:19:29 PM

Elijah Wood in Sin City
The Entire cast of Silent Movie
Sylvester Stallone in Rambo: First Blood part II.

IT'S AN ACTION MOVIE.

Snarky bastards

Kuta		2012-05-21 06:21:10 PM

Meh, Rihanna. She's got nothing on Jenette Goldstein. (Who?)

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

ArtosRC		2012-05-21 06:37:06 PM

colinspooky: I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

Yeah. Subby's probably just angry over the fact that Rihanna beat him to the punch.

coeyagi		2012-05-21 06:44:50 PM

Kuta: Meh, Rihanna. She's got nothing on Jenette Goldstein. (Who?)

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

I am not sure what was bigger - her hooters or her thighs.

//thank you James Cameron for casting the shiat out of her

thomps		2012-05-21 08:03:20 PM

Stantz: Elijah Wood in Sin City
The Entire cast of Silent Movie
Sylvester Stallone in Rambo: First Blood part II.

IT'S AN ACTION MOVIE.

Snarky bastards

marcel marceau would like to have a word with you. exactly one word.

fisker		2012-05-21 08:13:35 PM

Riotboy		2012-05-21 08:18:14 PM

"Boom!"

kroonermanblack		2012-05-21 08:20:46 PM

colinspooky: good for her - well done love - I suspect subby may not have been in too many big budget movies

YOU CAN'T JUDGE ANYTHING IF YOU CAN'T DO IT BETTER!!

Are you 5?

Vangor		2012-05-21 08:52:13 PM

Metal Umbrellaellaellaayeayeaye: Worth the listen.

Vigorous_Apathy		2012-05-21 08:52:22 PM

68 Lines?

In Bloodsport, Chong Li got about 22½ words.

Very good, but brick not hit back!.
You are nex'!
You break my record. Now I break you! Like I break your fren'!

fisker		2012-05-21 09:16:46 PM

traxan		2012-05-21 09:20:57 PM

Oh for fark's sake people, you're getting slow.

www.femaleceleboops.com

Your turn.

zonky.mczonkyster		2012-05-21 09:44:16 PM

"Chicken!"

"Kentucky Fried Chicken!"

A_Listless_Wanderer		2012-05-21 10:10:03 PM

Is there an electronic warble through every other word like in her music?

propasaurus		2012-05-22 02:24:15 AM

Raug the Dwarf: Was she playing an alien?

/can't believe no one had said that yet.
//would still hit it.

You wouldn't be the first.

RibbyK		2012-05-22 02:38:02 AM

nice work, subby

fisker		2012-05-22 03:20:01 AM

Neondistraction		2012-05-22 04:56:01 AM

A_Listless_Wanderer: Is there an electronic warble through every other word like in her music?

Oh god, if they start auto-tuning movies I'm going to firebomb Hollywood.

stuhayes2010		2012-05-22 07:10:56 AM

Still more lines than Darth Maul in episode I.

assjuice		2012-05-22 07:12:41 AM

Dat nose

Your Zionist Leader		2012-05-22 08:05:51 AM

flamingboar: I refuse to watch that movie because of Rihanna. She annoys me for no real reason.

Really? Rihanna is the reason you refuse to see this movie? Nothing at all to do with the fact that it's one step on the road to Connect Four the Movie?

amindtat		2012-05-22 08:20:12 AM

puckrock2000		2012-05-22 05:21:48 PM

Kuta: Meh, Rihanna. She's got nothing on Jenette Goldstein. (Who?)

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

Game over, man, GAME OVER! (NSFW)

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