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(Denver Channel)   Man drops gun from pocket while mowing lawn, shoots self   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 12
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3454 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 May 2012 at 5:03 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-21 05:09:55 PM  
15 votes:
♫ I fought the lawn, and the, lawn won...♫
2012-05-21 05:06:43 PM  
4 votes:
Now you see if the man had another gun for when the lawn got his gun, this would have never happened.
2012-05-21 05:17:04 PM  
3 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-05-21 05:13:43 PM  
3 votes:
The lawn was standing its ground against a crazed sociopath trying to hack it to death with rotating blades. Seems reasonable.
2012-05-21 05:32:47 PM  
2 votes:

Ardilla: What kind of a mentality does one have to have to be carrying a pistol while mowing one's lawn? Exactly how paranoid does one have to be?

/One


He got shot, didn't he??
2012-05-21 11:54:10 PM  
1 votes:
Guns don't injure people, ...uuuhhh...guns do?
2012-05-21 06:12:22 PM  
1 votes:

Ardilla: What kind of a mentality does one have to have to be carrying a pistol while mowing one's lawn? Exactly how paranoid does one have to be?

/One


This is Colorado Springs we're talking about. They see black helicopters everywhere. Ground zero of a lot of weapons grade derp and stupidity. The city cut a lot of basic services so they could keep their tax breaks. Hopefully Darwin will take care of the other armed lawn mowing people.
2012-05-21 05:26:21 PM  
1 votes:
That's what you call the long arm of the lawn.
2012-05-21 05:22:16 PM  
1 votes:

Ron Mexico's Revenge: Guns don't discharge when dropped.


They do if they're loaded, safety off, cocked and have a faulty trigger.

/the lawn had a bag of Skittles, I'm told.
2012-05-21 05:18:01 PM  
1 votes:
If only there was a holster designed for a lawnmower this tragedy could have been averted. Or better yet, a lawnmower with a machine gun attached that could be fired from an accessable, but safe, trigger on the handle.
2012-05-21 05:08:42 PM  
1 votes:
Now that's what I call grazing.
2012-05-21 05:04:20 PM  
1 votes:
Think of it as evolution in action.
 
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