I'd love to hear why he did it.

Hey man, nice shot

This kind

Or this kind?

That guy doesn't look like the kind of douche that would violently overreact to a perceived slight at all.

i was expecting a lightning strike.

/hammer's good too.

On a related note, I saw Iron Man* burning on the side of I-69 in Michigan this weekend.

*Actually a 1980-something sedan painted red and gold with "Iron Man" painted on the side and "dubs".

I refuse to judge the shiat out of this guy until I hear what the other driver was doing. Driving under the speed limit in the left lane, not obeying yield or stop signs, and cell phone use while driving are all perfectly acceptable reasons to try to bash someone's head in with a hammer, gorram it!

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Or this kind?
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What about this type?


/Image is hotter than a flaming monk.

I am Thor!

Well you thould uth more Athroglide next time.

In jail he's going to be peen-balling instead of ball-peening.

Photo from the scene:

Every day on my drive home.. I deal with jackasses that hug the far right lane, and NEVER GET OFF at the next exit. It's a known high-traffic area, it's a very popular exit..people clog it up and drive 45-50.. in a 65. They do this for about a mile in total.. never getting over to the middle or far left lane.
All I ever fantasize about it whipping claw hammers at their vehicles.. I want to kill everything and everyone they've ever loved.
So I understand.

I can sympathize. I regularly fight the urge to start throwing things at the drivers around here.

PsyLord: Silly, subby. Why would Thor even need a driver's license? The dude can fly. I'd rather fly than be stuck in gridlock.

No, Thor does not fly (The Great Marvel Rentboy is NOT Thor). Thor rides in a chariot pulled by the goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr, wo he can kill and eat night, and then resurrect in the morning to keep going. Thor is pretty oney-badger about gridlock, cause he's got an endless supply of goat jerky

Thor probably shouldn't get a license because he'll transmogrify other vehicles into random animals when he gets pissed off at them, like he did that fighter jet that one time

I cant wait for his lawyer to blame marvel and thor's hammer throwing antics in the avengers for this crime... it is about as reasonable of a defense as blaming music for a school sooting

Crom!

Dr.Knockboots: people clog it up and drive 45-50.. in a 65. They do this for about a mile in total.. never getting over to the middle or far left lane.

So you would rather they do 45-50 in the fast lane?

The victim pulled up next to victim?

Dr.Knockboots: Every day on my drive home.. I deal with jackasses that hug the far right lane, and NEVER GET OFF at the next exit. It's a known high-traffic area, it's a very popular exit..people clog it up and drive 45-50.. in a 65. They do this for about a mile in total.. never getting over to the middle or far left lane.
All I ever fantasize about it whipping claw hammers at their vehicles.. I want to kill everything and everyone they've ever loved.
So I understand.

I see people do this all the time. They essentially run themselves off the road when they snarl up traffic.

Aloy: I refuse to judge the shiat out of this guy until I hear what the other driver was doing. Driving under the speed limit in the left lane, not obeying yield or stop signs, and cell phone use while driving are all perfectly acceptable reasons to try to bash someone's head in with a hammer, gorram it!

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Or this kind?
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What about this type?
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/Image is hotter than a flaming monk.

I'm more old-fashioned than that.

They see me rollin'

they hatin'

Thor should cut down on his Mead and Ambrosia.

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie ...

The story was thin on details.

He threw a hammer through the driver's window and hit the guy in the neck. (a good throw indeed).

Wouldn't he have had to throw across the interior of his own car?

The trajectory of that hammer must have been remarkably flat!

Could some physics guru do the math on this?

Figure two cars at about the same height (victim was in an Expedition). Distance between the guys would be about (whaddya think?) 8 feet or so? The arc couldn't go higher than the height of his passenger window.

On top of it all, wouldn't this have to be a side-arm backhand right hand throw?

The physics are mind botteling.

PsyLord: Silly, subby. Why would Thor even need a driver's license? The dude can fly. I'd rather fly than be stuck in gridlock.

phalamir: No, Thor does not fly (The Great Marvel Rentboy is NOT Thor). Thor rides in a chariot pulled by the goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr, wo he can kill and eat night, and then resurrect in the morning to keep going.

Oooh, ooh! Nerd fight!

WelldeadLink: Does Thor have a resident alien card?

If, thought Dirk, if a being were immortal he would still be alive today. That, quite simply, was what "immortal" meant.

How would an immortal being have a passport?

Quite simply, how? Dirk tried to imagine what might happen if - to pick a name quite at random - the God Thor, he of the Norwegian ancestry and the great hammer, were to arrive at the passport office and try to explain who he was and how come he had no birth certificate. There would be no shock, no horror, no loud exclamations of astonishment, just blank, bureaucratic impossibility. It wouldn't be a matter of whether anybody believed him or not, it would simply be a question of producing a valid birth certificate. He could stand there wreaking miracles all day if he liked but at close of business, if he didn't have a valid birth certificate, he would simply be asked to leave.

The victim allegedly pulled up in a Red Expedition next to the victim's vehicle. The hammer was thrown and shattered the victim's driver's side window.

A) What an idiot. Who DOES this kind of stuff?
B) That was a pretty impressive throw, I've got to admit.

Police said there was a mark on the victim's neck.

Well, that was an anticlimactic ending to the story. Good news for the victim, though.

Odd Bird: They see me rollin'
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they hatin'

is that BC?

Approves.



/obscure?

stevenbdjr: Approves.

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/obscure?

Adventures in Babysitting?

luthia: Odd Bird: They see me rollin'
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they hatin'

is that BC?

That's


This is


And just because this is Fark...


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/and this is a slow day in the office, finished test cycle yesterday. Yes, Sunday...

The fog was so thick, he had to cut it with a hammer.

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The fog was so thick, he had to cut it with a hammer.

That is Thor? I bet I can steal the hammer from him and march into Isengard and kill Loki and Odin.

stevenbdjr: Approves.

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/obscure?

Not to anyone who has ever been a babysitter.

/Threadjack FTW

The victim allegedly pulled up in a Red Expedition next to the victim's vehicle.

The victim pulled up next to himself?

Was this self inflicted?

The victim allegedly pulled up in a Red Expedition next to the victim's vehicle. The hammer was thrown and shattered the victim's driver's side window.

So they were both victims? I am confused, which victims window was shattered?

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Or this kind?
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What about this type?
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/Image is hotter than a flaming monk.

I'm more old-fashioned than that.

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Very nice, and very effective, but there is no artistry behind using such a weapon. It requires no finesse. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I like the look (and feel) of a traditional warhammer.

Before he threw the hammer, did he say thee nay?

Please... hammer don't hurt 'em.