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(Celebitchy)   John Travolta Grope-O-Meter: 7   (celebitchy.com ) divider line 68
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2012-05-21 01:47:03 PM  
What a predicament!
 
2012-05-21 02:16:44 PM  
This won't end happily
 
2012-05-21 02:27:08 PM  
"[Travolta] was putting his hands where he wanted me to work and kind of grinding on the table." Travolta then reached over and put Jeff's hand on JT's bathing suit area (let's just say that, okay?), and Jeff pulled away: "I started working on his other leg and it all started back up again. He started putting his butt up in the air.

Dude...Seriously?...that is so gross
 
2012-05-21 02:58:14 PM  
It's becoming a Mad City for Travolta. Seems like everyone's out to Get Shorty

/what a strange Phenomenon
 
2012-05-21 03:01:13 PM  
I thought that said "Gape-O-Meter"
 
2012-05-21 03:03:22 PM  
I'm guessing masseurs must deal with this a lot if they don't just immediately leave the room.
 
2012-05-21 03:20:13 PM  
Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands-and thighs-together in glee...
 
2012-05-21 03:34:42 PM  
That's what he gets for thinking Scientology isn't true after it killed his son. Maybe he'll learn to shut up and keep the bribe money flowing.
 
2012-05-21 03:47:37 PM  

Apos: Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands-and thighs-together in glee...


Is this the first time she's had a man as a client?
 
2012-05-21 03:51:35 PM  

ShawnDoc: Apos: Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands-and thighs-together in glee...

Is this the first time she's had a man as a client?


I believe so.
 
2012-05-21 03:52:37 PM  
This story is getting as silly as the needles/Pepsi scare back in the 90's.
 
2012-05-21 04:20:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's becoming a Mad City for Travolta. Seems like everyone's out to Get Shorty

/what a strange Phenomenon


Just because I haven't been able to use this shoop since hte movie came out.

i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-21 05:18:10 PM  

Apos: ShawnDoc: Apos: Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands-and thighs-together in glee...

Is this the first time she's had a man as a client?

I believe so.


She was the lawyer for the guy who got mad at Roger McDowell for using sexual imagery and cursing at the Giants game last year (or the year before?)

It also gave us one of the greatest press conferences in history.

www.mediaite.com
 
2012-05-21 05:26:42 PM  
Yeah. Ok. So -

Exactly how would you describe that expression on his face in that picture?

He reminds me of Bela Lugosi in "Dracula" for some reason...
 
2012-05-21 05:27:20 PM  
Yawn, call me when Octomon, a Kardashian, Paris Hilton or Tanning Mom comes forward with a complaint.
 
2012-05-21 05:30:19 PM  
I hope Travolta hires Nancy Grace as his attorney, the shrieking would rip a hole in the fabric of the universe.
 
2012-05-21 05:36:08 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: I thought that said "Gape-O-Meter"


Glad I'm not the only one.
 
2012-05-21 05:45:29 PM  
perigee: Yeah. Ok. So -

Exactly how would you describe that expression on his face in that picture?

He reminds me of Bela Lugosi in "Dracula" for some reason...


Too much botox expression? That is one creepy face...

What gets me is how male stars of a certain age seem to color their hair with a Clairol kit or something. Arnold does the same thing, and they just do the eyebrows as they do their head, so it looks like a couple of caterpillars sitting above the eyes. Gives me a whole new appreciation for people like Clooney or Gere.
 
2012-05-21 05:50:32 PM  

Endive Wombat: This story is getting as silly as the needles/Pepsi scare back in the 90's.


Yeah, I'm just waiting until people quit coming forward and the herd gets thinned out before I really start following it. I'm sure it's at least 99.99% bullshiat.
 
2012-05-21 05:52:25 PM  
Ewww.
 
2012-05-21 05:59:20 PM  

bulldg4life: Apos: ShawnDoc: Apos: Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands-and thighs-together in glee...

Is this the first time she's had a man as a client?

I believe so.

She was the lawyer for the guy who got mad at Roger McDowell for using sexual imagery and cursing at the Giants game last year (or the year before?)

It also gave us one of the greatest press conferences in history.

[www.mediaite.com image 320x208]


Oh yeah. I actually tried to post that pic as a gif,but the dimensions were too large.
 
2012-05-21 06:01:56 PM  

bulldg4life: Apos: ShawnDoc: Apos: Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands-and thighs-together in glee...

Is this the first time she's had a man as a client?

I believe so.

She was the lawyer for the guy who got mad at Roger McDowell for using sexual imagery and cursing at the Giants game last year (or the year before?)

It also gave us one of the greatest press conferences in history.

[www.mediaite.com image 320x208]


rofl oh man i forgot about that

Anyway this is starting to remind me of the TIger Woods thing. When will the texts that Travolta sent to a masseuse come to light, where he says he's imagining the masseuse getting groped by Derek Jeter and the guy from Angel at the same time? What about the guy who gave him a shoulder rub at his local Perkins and was later groped in Travoltas car? And of course, the next door neighbor's 18 year old son, studying massage therapy in college, groped off on and on for several years.
 
2012-05-21 06:03:37 PM  

Apos: Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands-and thighs-together in glee...


Did she win her lawsuit about the injuries she sustained when the ambulance in front of her stopped suddenly?
 
2012-05-21 06:06:35 PM  
Just a quick note - Bisexual just means you'll fark anything. If you like testicles, you're gay. At least that's how society thinks.

/NTTAWWT
//I was going to say balls but I know someone would've posted pictures of basketballs or baseballs or whatever
 
2012-05-21 06:16:11 PM  
www.topsocialite.com
 
2012-05-21 06:18:47 PM  
You guys are just too damn funny. Carry on!
 
2012-05-21 06:23:04 PM  

Mikey1969: Endive Wombat: This story is getting as silly as the needles/Pepsi scare back in the 90's.

Yeah, I'm just waiting until people quit coming forward and the herd gets thinned out before I really start following it. I'm sure it's at least 99.99% bullshiat.


The Travolta gay rumors have been around for years, and oddly enough I believe them because here in my hometown he used to always invite my cousin into the steam room with him at the gym, while my cousin was working at the gym.

And oddly enough the gym was owned by the biggest homosexual in town, my former boss, who went to jail for stealing three billion dollars. Who was big pals with Johnny.
 
2012-05-21 06:23:06 PM  

Remarkable_Anus: //I was going to say balls but I know someone would've posted pictures of basketballs or baseballs or whatever


So you want us to post pictures of testicles is what you are saying?
 
2012-05-21 06:52:08 PM  
I'm really starting to wonder who in Clearwater he pissed off...
 
2012-05-21 06:58:17 PM  

Nrokreffefp: Remarkable_Anus: //I was going to say balls but I know someone would've posted pictures of basketballs or baseballs or whatever

So you want us to post pictures of testicles is what you are saying?


Here you go

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2012-05-21 07:09:29 PM  
Oh dear, balls out in the thread, time to go!
 
2012-05-21 07:15:47 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: Nrokreffefp: Remarkable_Anus: //I was going to say balls but I know someone would've posted pictures of basketballs or baseballs or whatever

So you want us to post pictures of testicles is what you are saying?

Here you go

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 450x300]


I feel so...inadequate.
 
2012-05-21 07:21:32 PM  

theflatline: the biggest homosexual in town


How does one become the biggest homosexual in town?
 
2012-05-21 07:23:43 PM  
Maybe he shouldn't use Microsoft's new social service "So.cl"

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-21 07:24:18 PM  

shastacola: theflatline: the biggest homosexual in town

How does one become the biggest homosexual in town?


Step 1: Be a homosexual
Step 2: Eat a lot of fatty foods and carbs
 
2012-05-21 07:40:25 PM  

Tali: I'm really starting to wonder who in Clearwater he pissed off...


The operative theory at this point is that they're leaking this stuff to make it totally clear to him what they'll do to him if he keeps thinking about leaving scientology.

I think that the uptick in gay rumors wasn't enough to drag him back to the fold (he probably knows he can weather being outed beyond all doubt with a few tearful interviews) so they're upping the ante.
 
2012-05-21 07:47:29 PM  
Dye his hair blond and squeeze him into a Zapp Brannigan gets Lost in Los Angeles feature. Then just film what happens guerilla style, after a hour and a half of edited footage 10 minutes of action and dialogue gets him back to his own time.
 
2012-05-21 08:02:56 PM  

theflatline: The Travolta gay rumors have been around for years, and oddly enough I believe them because here in my hometown he used to always invite my cousin into the steam room with him at the gym, while my cousin was working at the gym.

And oddly enough the gym was owned by the biggest homosexual in town, my former boss, who went to jail for stealing three billion dollars. Who was big pals with Johnny.


Now, I'm going to assume that you're telling the truth, only because it just becomes a snark-fest otherwise...

That is a rather interesting story you have there. As far as Scientologists go, Travolta is one of the "good" ones, he's not annoying, he doesn't preach it, he doesn't jump on Oprah's couch, etc... I like him, he seems pretty cool, and I don't really care if he's gay or not, but like I said, that is rather interesting, gives some credence to the rumors.

I'm more interested in the $3 billion, your description sounds like a relatively small town, where the Hell do you find that much money in a small town, anyway?
 
2012-05-21 08:35:31 PM  
Quick side note...on the way to work this morning I thought of a great Band Name:

"Groping Travolta"
 
2012-05-21 08:40:18 PM  
When you're dealing with this type of scandal do you need to look like you're trying to create a new village people character?
 
2012-05-21 09:05:06 PM  

Tali: I'm really starting to wonder who in Clearwater he pissed off...


The beauty of this gambit is that Travolta can't just come out anymore. If he does, he only makes people think he actually did make passes at these guys. Personally, I think the rest of these guys are being as truthful as the first one, but that hardly matters with the tabloid crowd.
 
2012-05-21 09:40:43 PM  
Travolta just trying to get his Dickso...er I mean Disco....moves back again
 
2012-05-21 09:45:03 PM  
The good news is that this sweet and lovely will be single really, really soon:

i386.photobucket.com

Line forms behind me.
 
2012-05-21 09:57:35 PM  

Pep Streebeck: The good news is that this sweet and lovely will be single really, really soon:

[i386.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Line forms behind me.


Is she a scientologist? That's a deal-breaker for me.
 
2012-05-21 10:05:39 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm sure it's at least 99.99% bullshiat.


These stories have been circulating about Travolta for many years now, using centering on massages, steam rooms, and places like that. It's been something of an open secret. So, I'm all but certain at least some of these guys coming forward are legit.
 
2012-05-21 10:12:52 PM  
Travolta is being made an example. If you find Jesus and try to leave the Church of Scientology, they will destroy you.
 
2012-05-21 10:16:47 PM  

tankjr: Travolta is being made an example. If you find Jesus and try to leave the Church of Scientology, they will destroy you.


Or, if you want to get laid, use grindR.
 
2012-05-21 10:21:26 PM  

shoegaze99: These stories have been circulating about Travolta for many years now


Yeah, stories circulate about people all the time.. I usually wait for more than stories from someone who once knew someone that sometimes hung out with someone whose cousin once roomed with a girl, and so on...

Now, first hand stories are different, like the other one I responded to upthread...
 
2012-05-21 10:23:59 PM  

Pep Streebeck: The good news is that this sweet and lovely will be single really, really soon:

[i386.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Line forms behind me.



You really think she doesn't know he's gay? I thought everyone knew they had a Hollywood marriage.

It's funny, the first accuser was so full of shiat, he obviously based his fake details on all the rumors that have been flying around for years, but by filing his bogus lawsuit, all the actual cases have come forth and now Travolta's really in trouble.

If he "comes out" I wonder if he'll quit Scientology, or whether he's really a true believer, or maybe they have all sorts of additional dirt on him. Their role in this is interesting, are they working behind the scenes to put out the fires, or did they start all of them?

It would be the greatest thing if he just threw caution to the wind and renounced Scientology.
 
2012-05-21 10:35:22 PM  

Pep Streebeck: Line forms behind me.


Don't you think she's seen enough of that sort of thing?
 
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