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2012-05-21 10:52:56 AM
As usual, out of town riot tourists using Black Bloc tactics start trouble after normal protesters have their say and are peaceful.

Black Bloc tactics need to be stomped. Not by cops, but by the rest of those present whose legitimate protest gets obscured and buried by a handful of professional activists.

In before "No True Scotsman" arguments that 100% of those using Black Bloc are police undercover agent provocateurs
 
2012-05-21 10:53:31 AM
iPads!

no, wait...um. TERRORISTS! yeah - that's it!

*drink*
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-21 11:05:58 AM
I didn't know Al Roker was a Chicago police officer...
 
2012-05-21 11:17:27 AM
Was walking around downtown yesterday and saw the protesters and riot police everywhere. The protesters were angry, loud and very aggressive towards teh police. I did not see the police doing anything but standing and directing traffic.

I did see HUGE amounts of riot police. They were in caravans of suv's and vans, as well as in off-duty CTA buses. There is something very surreal and ominous about a bunch of black suited men putting on riot gear.

Still, the fault for this stuff goes to the people that initiated the violence first. In this instance it appears it was the protesters.

I still don't like American's beating other American's with billy clubs....
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-21 11:29:41 AM
RichieLaw: I did see HUGE amounts of riot police. They were in caravans of suv's and vans, as well as in off-duty CTA buses. There is something very surreal and ominous about a bunch of black suited men putting on riot gear.

I think the reason for this was they thought a lot more protesters were going to march. The organizers applied for a permit for 50k people, and by best estimates, 4k people were there. That is why the huge amount of riot police, they were expecting at least 10x the amount of people.

Was it necessary? No, not for 4,000 people, many of which went home without any incident or before these incidents happened. But I guess it is better to be over prepared than under prepared?
 
2012-05-21 11:30:28 AM
RichieLaw:

I still don't like American's beating other American's with billy clubs....


its early in the season yet. it'll get worse as the summer of discontent heats up.
 
2012-05-21 11:38:50 AM
MBK: RichieLaw: I did see HUGE amounts of riot police. They were in caravans of suv's and vans, as well as in off-duty CTA buses. There is something very surreal and ominous about a bunch of black suited men putting on riot gear.

I think the reason for this was they thought a lot more protesters were going to march. The organizers applied for a permit for 50k people, and by best estimates, 4k people were there. That is why the huge amount of riot police, they were expecting at least 10x the amount of people.

Was it necessary? No, not for 4,000 people, many of which went home without any incident or before these incidents happened. But I guess it is better to be over prepared than under prepared?


Yeah, it was crazy, but seeing the protesters marching it kind of made sense. I mean, I'm as liberal as they come and a supporter of the Occupy Movements; however, I am not a supporter of violence. These people were openly taunting and throwing things at police officers. It could have went bad very quickly.

Weaver95: RichieLaw:

I still don't like American's beating other American's with billy clubs....

its early in the season yet. it'll get worse as the summer of discontent heats up.


Hopefully not.
 
2012-05-21 11:46:22 AM
RichieLaw:

Hopefully not.


I suspect that even the peaceful, well organized protests will get their asses kicked. as we get closer to the election season, authoritarian law enforcement types will be less tolerant of even valid protests. plus the protesters themselves will be desperate to be heard. the press will want a blood price for any coverage (positive or negative - they don't care, so long as they make money). the Republicans and corporate types will want to shut down and/or destroy the Occupy folks. the Democrats and Liberals will want to support the OWS...but only when it looks good for their agenda. And everyone else will just want to get through the day and not get fired or outsourced.
 
2012-05-21 12:07:46 PM
Generation_D: In before "No True Scotsman" arguments that 100% of those using Black Bloc are police undercover agent provocateurs

I'm thinking that some of them might be with the press. You know. To CREATE a story.

Also, sometimes, you just have people who like to watch the world burn.
 
2012-05-21 12:10:41 PM
FTFA: A protester whacks the officer over the head with a stick.

And it's at that point when I no longer care if you get a beatdown, you stinking hippie...

But I also agree with some of you other Farkers: OWS people need to stop smokin' up and be policing their own. Imagine if the protesters nabbed some of these black flaggers just to find out it WAS an undercover cop or something.

Now, THAT would be a story!
 
2012-05-21 12:37:36 PM
I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

www.pennsicindependent.com
 
2012-05-21 12:59:43 PM
unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

[www.pennsicindependent.com image 640x424]


That's a lot of duct tape and desperation in that photo...
 
2012-05-21 01:08:13 PM
img827.imageshack.us

Tell me is something eluding you sunshine

Is this not what you expected to see..?
 
2012-05-21 01:20:16 PM
unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

[www.pennsicindependent.com image 640x424]


lets just say that the cop shield wall wouldn't last 5 minutes.
 
2012-05-21 01:23:28 PM
RichieLaw: I still don't like American's beating other American's with billy clubs

What are you, a communist?
 
2012-05-21 02:24:34 PM
Apparently millions of live have been lost in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to one of the hippies.

//if you count natural deaths over the past however many years as well. . .maybe.
 
2012-05-21 02:24:39 PM
There's assholes on both sides

Zoidberg 2012!
 
2012-05-21 02:25:01 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com

Time to go find this guy?
 
2012-05-21 02:25:09 PM
Yesterday I spent an afternoon at a Redmond coffee shop run by hippie libs. They were welcoming the rebirth of the sun with a raucous drum circle and delicious lattes. One guy had a didgeridoo.

It was such a far cry from the violence playing out on my television set this morning, that I can hardly believe the peaceful people I was with were in any way connected to the antagonistic protestors in Chicago.

I'm not ready to take the plunge to the hippie lib side here. My own beliefs fall far into the conservative camp. But these hippie libs were definitely providing a good witness for their side.

The protestors in Chicago are not doing that.

Kum ba ya, my Lord. Kum ba ya.
 
2012-05-21 02:25:15 PM
Did they arrest any other terrorist home-brewers?

Link
 
2012-05-21 02:27:45 PM
Someone explain to me how America is not a fascist state, please.
 
2012-05-21 02:27:58 PM
unlikely: 've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA groups have been investigated before for exactly that reason.

IMHO, SCA would eat them for breakfast. They have more practice and better armor. Average cop is probably in better shape than the average SCAdian stick-jock, though.
 
2012-05-21 02:28:00 PM
RichieLaw: I still don't like American's beating other American's with billy clubs....

Yeah, no shiat. This is America! We use guns and tasers here!

USA USA USA USA
 
2012-05-21 02:29:48 PM
galleries.apps.chicagotribune.com

I got hit so hard, I nearly lost my Hong Kong Book Of Kung Fu
 
2012-05-21 02:30:15 PM
clyph: unlikely: 've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA groups have been investigated before for exactly that reason.

IMHO, SCA would eat them for breakfast. They have more practice and better armor. Average cop is probably in better shape than the average SCAdian stick-jock, though.


Cops have shotguns loaded with slugs back in their buses. All's the SCA could fire back are arrows made out of golf tubes and tennis balls.
 
2012-05-21 02:31:16 PM
KangTheMad: Apparently millions of live have been lost in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to one of the hippies.

//if you count natural deaths over the past however many years as well. . .maybe.

You mean natural deaths like suicide bombs and drone strikes right?
 
2012-05-21 02:31:38 PM
clyph: unlikely: 've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA groups have been investigated before for exactly that reason.

IMHO, SCA would eat them for breakfast. They have more practice and better armor. Average cop is probably in better shape than the average SCAdian stick-jock, though.


Sexual Compulsives Anonymous?
 
2012-05-21 02:31:42 PM
I think the cops showed a lot of restraint compared to their past history. Use to be it only took one to push the entire cop force's button and they reacted on everything in sight.
 
2012-05-21 02:32:46 PM
After looking at pics of the new and improved riot gear these f-ing cops are wearing now. I have a really simple solution for protestors

Schedule your protests in the hottest f-ing moths in your area. I would love to see these cops having to wear all that stupid shiat in 90+ degree heat and 90+ humidity in August. Those f-ers will be dropping like flies and the protestors don't even have to engage them.

maybe just move around a lot so they can't sit down
 
2012-05-21 02:33:58 PM
Mishno: clyph: unlikely: 've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA groups have been investigated before for exactly that reason.

IMHO, SCA would eat them for breakfast. They have more practice and better armor. Average cop is probably in better shape than the average SCAdian stick-jock, though.

Cops have shotguns loaded with slugs back in their buses. All's the SCA could fire back are arrows made out of golf tubes and tennis balls.


All it would take is one cop with a bullhorn to call a "HOLD!" and it would be all over...
 
2012-05-21 02:35:57 PM
unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA? That looks like LARPers with their foam weapons.
 
Oak
2012-05-21 02:39:18 PM
clyph: unlikely: 've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA groups have been investigated before for exactly that reason.

IMHO, SCA would eat them for breakfast. They have more practice and better armor. Average cop is probably in better shape than the average SCAdian stick-jock, though.


Not in Chicago.

www.sticker-dealer.de
 
2012-05-21 02:40:50 PM
unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

[www.pennsicindependent.com image 640x424]


Give me a few dozen pikemen in full gear and proper formation and watch me make bacon.
 
2012-05-21 02:43:44 PM
illegal.tender: Someone explain to me how America is not a fascist state, please.

Please explain how it is.
One function of the police is to keep the ppublic order. Protests ARE allowed, until they threaten the safety or property of the public.
Perhaps your definition of fascist is that athorities should just stand aside, get beat on, allow vandalism of private property and assault of others.
Basically, anyone or organization that won't let you do whatever you feel like doing is fascist?
 
2012-05-21 02:44:25 PM
Coelacanth: unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

[www.pennsicindependent.com image 640x424]

Give me a few dozen pikemen in full gear and proper formation and watch me make bacon.


and have a wall of tower shields in front of the pikemen and watch the cops fall down, go boom.
 
2012-05-21 02:45:43 PM
ShawnDoc: unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA? That looks like LARPers with their foam weapons.


Nope. That's SCA. You can tell by the Marshal's insignia and weapon construction (rattan, with edge markers).
 
2012-05-21 02:48:09 PM
ShawnDoc: unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

SCA? That looks like LARPers with their foam weapons.


larpers aren't that organized. SCAdians actually drill as a unit.
 
2012-05-21 02:49:34 PM
So this is not a repeat from 1968?
 
2012-05-21 02:49:50 PM
illegal.tender: Someone explain to me how America is not a fascist state, please.

Because those aren't citizens like you or i with legitimate reasons to protest, they're simply troublemakers.

/Or so 'the man' would have us believe
 
2012-05-21 02:50:18 PM
Weaver95: Coelacanth: unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

[www.pennsicindependent.com image 640x424]

Give me a few dozen pikemen in full gear and proper formation and watch me make bacon.

and have a wall of tower shields in front of the pikemen and watch the cops fall down, go boom.


Naw. Pikemen should be wearing heavy steel-toed boots. Any idiot who gets too close to them gets a shattered knee cap and a limp for the rest of his life.

Simple pike manual Link

Although to be fair, the Egyptians won their freedom with shields PDF
 
2012-05-21 02:50:54 PM
The Police did a good job. They were well organized and very good about not starting anything. They issued an order to disperse at least three times and the crowd did not disperse. So they set up their walls of riot police and would periodically start to herd the protesters out of the area. If the protesters pushed back the police would remove the individual and arrest them. And they were as gentle as possible about it, too. I actually saw a police officer giving water to one individual they arrested! The problem was with those few assholes out there who decided to attack the police. When that happened the police met force with greater force. Like I said, they did a good job.
 
2012-05-21 02:51:22 PM
These people are protesting the war in Afghanistan at a NATO summit hosted by Obama.

But let's keep focused people, this is an anti-NATO protest.
 
2012-05-21 02:53:24 PM
Coelacanth: Weaver95: Coelacanth: unlikely: I've always wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of those SCA guys pissed off enough to go up against a bunch of riot cops.

[www.pennsicindependent.com image 640x424]

Give me a few dozen pikemen in full gear and proper formation and watch me make bacon.

and have a wall of tower shields in front of the pikemen and watch the cops fall down, go boom.

Naw. Pikemen should be wearing heavy steel-toed boots. Any idiot who gets too close to them gets a shattered knee cap and a limp for the rest of his life.

Simple pike manual Link

Although to be fair, the Egyptians won their freedom with shields PDF


A good shield wall will keep the enemy off the pikemen, let them do their jobs. cops hit the shield wall, the pikemen reach OVER the shieldwall and pick off individual cops pretty much at will.

And standard SCA shields will largely be immune to taser hits and rubber bullets. not saying you won't get banged up and/or bruised...but the impact won't affect you as badly as it would if you weren't armed and armored.
 
2012-05-21 02:53:32 PM
RichieLaw: I still don't like American's beating other American's with billy clubs....

I do, but only if those people got violent with the police. Then it is hilarious as all hell watching some asshole get beat down. If it is a case of a cop just being violent against people who did not deserve it then I agree with you. Otherwise, swing for the fence, boys! Swing for the fence.
 
2012-05-21 02:53:59 PM
Oak: Not in Chicago.

Yah, in Chicago. The SCA runs to the stout.
 
2012-05-21 02:58:32 PM
Generation_D: derp . . . . .

In before "No True Scotsman" arguments that 100% of those using Black Bloc are police undercover agent provocateurs


In before the badge-sucking propagandists . . . . ah, crap.
 
2012-05-21 03:00:19 PM
www.examiner.com

Salamay
 
2012-05-21 03:01:52 PM
All I see is a bunch of spoiled white kids attacking a working class black man.

/racists
 
2012-05-21 03:01:52 PM
Weaver95: And standard SCA shields will largely be immune to taser hits and rubber bullets. not saying you won't get banged up and/or bruised...but the impact won't affect you as badly as it would if you weren't armed and armored.

Don't you love it when 'outdated' technology trumps newfangled toys ;)

Has anybody figured out if tower shields covered with aluminum foil will foil those microwave cannon yet?
 
2012-05-21 03:01:55 PM
This is by far my favorite Chicago NATO picture so far. The look on that soldier's face made my day.

twitpic.com
 
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