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		Kourtney Kardashian parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces (celebslam.celebuzz.com)		74
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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-05-21 10:29:14 AM

Clicked on link hopping for seal skin hub caps...

dis-a-pointed

PainInTheASP		2012-05-21 10:32:38 AM

Actually I think most everyone in that family could make a very compelling argument about being handicapped.

/And +1 for the reference, subby.

Apos		2012-05-21 10:37:29 AM

So much for the claim that she's "the smart one"....

FlashHarry		2012-05-21 10:37:51 AM

what a k*nt.

basemetal		2012-05-21 10:40:52 AM

You guize are 2 mean 2 her. Can't U see she's shopping for 2?

/Hate is a strong word
//and appropriate here

ArkAngel		2012-05-21 10:43:23 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Clicked on link hopping for seal skin hub caps...

dis-a-pointed

Whale skin. The seals gave their eyes for the headlights

Gonz		2012-05-21 10:53:31 AM

What an ass.

Rusty Shackleford		2012-05-21 11:15:08 AM

There's a way to deal with this, you know.

give me doughnuts		2012-05-21 11:38:14 AM

basemetal: You guize are 2 mean 2 her. Can't U see she's shopping for 2?

/Hate is a strong word
//and appropriate here

biatch was parking for two, as well. In the gimp spot, and over the line.

Some Bass Playing Guy		2012-05-21 11:53:51 AM

Great headline, Subby.

Mugato		2012-05-21 11:54:07 AM

You know in the first Nightmare on Elm Street when Nancy figured out that if you just ignore Freddy you take away his power and he disappears? Same principle here. The Kardashians need to be ignored so we can move on as a civilization. Of course in the film that was just a dream too and Freddy killed her mother but I think the basic idea still applies.

I do hope the Kardashians send OJ some drugs and shiat in prison. It's the least they can do for him making them famous.

bongmiester		2012-05-21 12:16:48 PM

she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

Speaker2Animals		2012-05-21 12:25:17 PM

Mugato: The Kardashians need to be ignored so we can move on as a civilization. Of course in the film that was just a dream too and Freddy killed her mother but I think the basic idea still applies.

Yeah, you are dreaming. There are too many in this country as stupid as that family of slags for this to ever work.

bongmiester: she probably thinks being ~~pregnant~~ Kardashian makes her handicapped

FTFY

educated		2012-05-21 12:29:10 PM

yay headline.

BroVinny		2012-05-21 12:29:47 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Clicked on link hopping for seal skin hub caps...

dis-a-pointed

Would you hop for a Klondike bar?

KatjaMouse		2012-05-21 12:31:39 PM

bongmiester: she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

I'm going to go onto STFUParents tomorrow and see how this turns into a "You go girl!" from the insipid teen moms on Facebook.

whizbangthedirtfarmer		2012-05-21 12:32:07 PM

bongmiester: she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

Umm, a lot of states allow pregnant women to apply for temporary handicapped permits.

KatjaMouse		2012-05-21 12:33:29 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: bongmiester: she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

Umm, a lot of states allow pregnant women to apply for temporary handicapped permits.

And does that mean they can park over the line too?

Shnarpy		2012-05-21 12:44:20 PM

The Kardashian family is more useless than the dog shiat I scrape off the bottom of my shoe every so often.

gregario		2012-05-21 12:44:36 PM

and she walks around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"

gregario		2012-05-21 12:45:46 PM

Shnarpy: The Kardashian family is more useless than the dog shiat I scrape off the bottom of my shoe every so often.

ewww. You got a little Kardashian on your shoe there

PsyLord		2012-05-21 12:45:56 PM

give me doughnuts: basemetal: You guize are 2 mean 2 her. Can't U see she's shopping for 2?

/Hate is a strong word
//and appropriate here

biatch was parking for two, as well. In the gimp spot, and over the line.

This. It looks more like she is just a shiatty rear-end parker. Seriously people, if you can't do it right, don't do it at all.

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2012-05-21 12:46:02 PM

To be fair, she probably thought that it was silly to have a parking space for unicycles.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-05-21 12:46:35 PM

One would think people whose entire "careers" are based on being followed about by cameras would be extra-careful to obey the laws.

I'm never a more courteous and careful driver than I am when a cop is behind me let alone than when I'm being trailed by four E! cameras.

bongmiester		2012-05-21 12:47:09 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: bongmiester: she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

Umm, a lot of states allow pregnant women to apply for temporary handicapped permits.

yes but i believe in california you have to have and display said permit

xooxox		2012-05-21 12:50:17 PM

Unless you were Steve Jobs who replaced his car every six months so he could go without any tags whatsoever.

/tmyk

MithrandirBooga		2012-05-21 12:50:32 PM

Rusty Shackleford: There's a way to deal with this, you know.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]

Why would you want to help them make their car faster by putting speed holes in it?

Link in case it's obscure. It shouldn't be, but hey, you never know.

whizbangthedirtfarmer		2012-05-21 12:51:23 PM

KatjaMouse: whizbangthedirtfarmer: bongmiester: she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

Umm, a lot of states allow pregnant women to apply for temporary handicapped permits.

And does that mean they can park over the line too?

Yea, hey that's great, but the "article" only biatched about the use of the space, which wasn't intended for her, but for war heroes. The entire rush to condemn her in the article is almost as stupid as everything else having to do with her. This time, though, I would think that she would get a pass on this one.

HotWingConspiracy		2012-05-21 12:53:44 PM

Why would a wealthy person care about a parking fine? She did the Steve Jobs math and is a narcissistic sociopath as well. Any attempt to shame people like this merely confirms their own awesomeness in their heads.

TheGreatGazoo		2012-05-21 12:57:45 PM

Daddy's a lawyer so he'd fix any tickets she got.

Perhaps they need to South Beach Tow her car. Have her car fall off the tow truck just for fun.

NuttierThanEver		2012-05-21 12:58:50 PM

Mugato: You know in the first Nightmare on Elm Street when Nancy figured out that if you just ignore Freddy you take away his power and he disappears? Same principle here. The Kardashians need to be ignored so we can move on as a civilization. Of course in the film that was just a dream too and Freddy killed her mother but I think the basic idea still applies.

I do hope the Kardashians send OJ some drugs and shiat in prison. It's the least they can do for him making them famous.

To stop those monsters 1-2-3...,
Just don't look, just don't look

/don't make us poke your eyes out Dad

Kuroshin		2012-05-21 12:59:55 PM

Mentally handicapped is a kind of handicap...

Mugato		2012-05-21 01:00:14 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One would think people whose entire "careers" are based on being followed about by cameras would be extra-careful to obey the laws.

Not when they have a sense of entitlement and the laws either don't apply to them or they can just write a check and make it disappear. I mean look at what Lindsey Lohan gets away with and she hasn't done anything significant since Mean Girls.

gameshowhost		2012-05-21 01:02:03 PM

Did she have John Merrick's head grafted onto her knee?

scottydoesntknow		2012-05-21 01:02:53 PM

TheGreatGazoo: Daddy's a lawyer so he'd fix any tickets she got.

What, are they gonna hold a sue-ance to speak to him?

/Daddy's dead
//All they have now is a butch and an old lesbian

sotua		2012-05-21 01:06:09 PM

ArkAngel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Clicked on link hopping for seal skin hub caps...

dis-a-pointed

Whale skin. The seals gave their eyes for the headlights

whale PENIS seats.

Apos		2012-05-21 01:07:31 PM

Kuroshin: Mentally handicapped is a kind of handicap...

In other words,she can't help the fact that she has straw for brains?

Hmmm...Excellent observation.

Mugato		2012-05-21 01:08:11 PM

gameshowhost: Did she have John Merrick's head grafted onto her knee?

I think it's Kuato.

"Start the reactor, Quaid."

Mugato		2012-05-21 01:09:19 PM

scottydoesntknow: TheGreatGazoo: Daddy's a lawyer so he'd fix any tickets she got.

What, are they gonna hold a sue-ance to speak to him?

/Daddy's dead
//All they have now is a butch and an old lesbian

Well the other guy on the OJ team, Johnny Cochrane can surely help.

KatjaMouse		2012-05-21 01:09:28 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: KatjaMouse: whizbangthedirtfarmer: bongmiester: she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

Umm, a lot of states allow pregnant women to apply for temporary handicapped permits.

And does that mean they can park over the line too?

Yea, hey that's great, but the "article" only biatched about the use of the space, which wasn't intended for her, but for war heroes. The entire rush to condemn her in the article is almost as stupid as everything else having to do with her. This time, though, I would think that she would get a pass on this one.

Even if I didn't know it was her car I probably would've slipped a card under the wiper blade with big bold lettering You Park Like a Jackass.com

baka-san		2012-05-21 01:12:37 PM

Hot like Yaz Pistachio

DrippinBalls		2012-05-21 01:15:45 PM

I just wish someone would shoot the entire family.

MAYORBOB		2012-05-21 01:18:32 PM

On Friday, Kourtney Kardashian was spotted parking in a spot reserved solely for the handicapped, ~~some of which are war heroes~~ which can be gotten if you pay your doctor $50 for an office visit to get a medical statement filled out.

Fixed that for you article writer.

Iblis824		2012-05-21 01:23:28 PM

gameshowhost: [i49.tinypic.com image 480x677]

Did she have John Merrick's head grafted onto her knee?

I need someone with photoshop to work some magic here. Can anyone make her knee into Kuato?

QUAAAAID, start the car QUAAAAID!

growingbranch.files.wordpress.com

tartie_pants		2012-05-21 01:31:09 PM

KatjaMouse: bongmiester: she probably thinks being pregnant makes her handicapped

I'm going to go onto STFUParents tomorrow and see how this turns into a "You go girl!" from the insipid teen moms on Facebook.

OMG I just went there and within secs got all stabby. These must be were the asshats who yelled at me for parking in the mommy and infant spots go. Yes I parked in them. They aren't a legal requirement and I was going through chemo. You chose to be knocked up I didn't sign up for the cancer.