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(YouTube)   "Hey, just for a laugh, let's put out toddler in the front loading washer at the laundromat. Auto lock, what the hell is an auto lock?"   (youtube.com) divider line 61
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2012-05-21 11:13:28 AM  
I have nothing nice to say
 
2012-05-21 11:17:25 AM  
Dad I said Disneyland not Laundryland.

/Cheap asses took her out before the ride was over.
 
2012-05-21 11:18:20 AM  
Well, there's no sign saying "do not put child in washer", so this will be a massive lawsuit.
 
2012-05-21 11:20:12 AM  

GoodyearPimp: Well, there's no sign saying "do not put child in washer", so this will be a massive lawsuit.


U-S-A! U-S-A!

/lawsuits over stupid behavior are our way of life
 
2012-05-21 11:31:48 AM  
Probably the first decent wash it's had for months.....

/not mine
 
2012-05-21 11:36:59 AM  
If only this level of idiocy could be expressed mathematically...
 
2012-05-21 11:37:28 AM  

GoodyearPimp: Well, there's no sign saying "do not put child in washer", so this will be a massive lawsuit.


But there is a sign that says "Junior Wash".
 
2012-05-21 11:45:18 AM  
What the f*cking f*ck are they thinking of? My gawd, if that isn't an argument for making breeders get a breeding license before popping out a kid, then I don't know what is.
 
2012-05-21 11:46:48 AM  

badscooter: But there is a sign that says "Junior Wash".


Ho-lee-fark, that's some funny shiat right there.

/after failing at stopping it with the controls, how did the father not think "unplug the damn thing" right away?
 
2012-05-21 11:57:12 AM  
At least the kid will have fond memories of his father after he leaves.
 
2012-05-21 12:08:09 PM  
If there wasn't video, I wouldn't have believed it.

WOW
 
2012-05-21 12:10:52 PM  
Ghetto Amusement park
 
2012-05-21 12:16:36 PM  
That was even better than that time he got to drink from the fire hose.
 
2012-05-21 12:53:57 PM  

Invisible Pedestrian: /after failing at stopping it with the controls, how did the father not think "unplug the damn thing" right away?


The plug is either behind the bank of washers or in that cabinet. Considering the level of panic that must have set in, and considering the other level of stupidity displayed immediately prior, I think I can give that particular oversight a pass.

I hope somebody called the cops. Stupid is one thing. This is criminally stupid.
 
2012-05-21 12:54:27 PM  
Add some Benny Hill music and you've got a winner.
 
2012-05-21 01:03:17 PM  
It's been a few years since I had to use a laundromat, but the ones I used had emergency stop buttons on them.
 
2012-05-21 01:09:54 PM  
I checked for the predictable racist Youtube comments, but there actually are a few gems among the garbage.
 
2012-05-21 01:28:22 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-21 01:40:22 PM  

Invisible Pedestrian: badscooter: But there is a sign that says "Junior Wash".

Ho-lee-fark, that's some funny shiat right there.

/after failing at stopping it with the controls, how did the father not think "unplug the damn thing" right away?


I take it you're not too familiar with how the machines in a laundromat are set up. If they're by a wall, the plugs are located behind the machines and generally run through a wall into a back area that's not accessible by customers. At least that's how they were set up when I worked a summer at a laundromat.
 
2012-05-21 01:42:48 PM  
Press Stop?
 
2012-05-21 01:51:28 PM  
and of course its "not my fault... someone is going to pay!"

all I can say is... i am very sorry that this kid has such STUPID parents.
 
2012-05-21 01:59:18 PM  
Out toddlers need the most love...
 
2012-05-21 03:29:42 PM  
I didn't start laughing until I noticed that the kid was being bounced around inside the machine... (You can kind of see his shoes tumbling around.)

I was horrified, then started laughing, then horrified and just kind of remained horrified.

All I know is that if I were there, either my fist would have been shattererd into twenty pieces from hitting that glass or the glass would have been shattered, or both...
 
2012-05-21 03:50:25 PM  

skylabdown: I didn't start laughing until I noticed that the kid was being bounced around inside the machine... (You can kind of see his shoes tumbling around.)

I was horrified, then started laughing, then horrified and just kind of remained horrified.

All I know is that if I were there, either my fist would have been shattererd into twenty pieces from hitting that glass or the glass would have been shattered, or both...


So at best, the machine stops after you've punched glass into the kid, and now have to pull him out through a hole lined with shards. At worst, the machine keeps running, and the kid is now tumbling around with pieces of glass....
 
2012-05-21 03:54:23 PM  

Apos: If only this level of idiocy could be expressed mathematically...


f(x) = 3.1415 * potato + x
 
2012-05-21 05:13:42 PM  
That's not glass. It's really really thick lexan. With the size of the portal, the thickness of the material, and the shape of the material, you would crush every bone in your hand long before you made a hole big enough to drag junior's corpse through.

These people need their kid taken away STAT. CPS should already be at their house.
 
2012-05-21 05:40:04 PM  

ImFromSnohomish: skylabdown: I didn't start laughing until I noticed that the kid was being bounced around inside the machine... (You can kind of see his shoes tumbling around.)

I was horrified, then started laughing, then horrified and just kind of remained horrified.

All I know is that if I were there, either my fist would have been shattererd into twenty pieces from hitting that glass or the glass would have been shattered, or both...

So at best, the machine stops after you've punched glass into the kid, and now have to pull him out through a hole lined with shards. At worst, the machine keeps running, and the kid is now tumbling around with pieces of glass....


hahah, right?
 
2012-05-21 06:06:53 PM  

StinkyFiddlewinks: ImFromSnohomish: skylabdown: I didn't start laughing until I noticed that the kid was being bounced around inside the machine... (You can kind of see his shoes tumbling around.)

I was horrified, then started laughing, then horrified and just kind of remained horrified.

All I know is that if I were there, either my fist would have been shattererd into twenty pieces from hitting that glass or the glass would have been shattered, or both...

So at best, the machine stops after you've punched glass into the kid, and now have to pull him out through a hole lined with shards. At worst, the machine keeps running, and the kid is now tumbling around with pieces of glass....

hahah, right?


well... good point. glad that didn't happen to me then!!!!! in an alternate universe i would be really maimed.
 
2012-05-21 06:40:29 PM  
When you have cable TV and there's nothing to watch you do house work. When you do housework you take your clothes to the Laundromat. While washing your clothes at the laundromat you get bored. When you get bored you put your kid in the wash machine. Don't wash your kid in a wash machine, get Direct TV.
 
2012-05-21 07:03:41 PM  
I wish I could adopt that baby. Poor kid.
 
2012-05-21 07:04:31 PM  
"What's the worst that could happen?"
 
2012-05-21 07:11:32 PM  

OminousAnonymous: I wish I could adopt that baby. Poor kid.


Sure, you do.
 
2012-05-21 07:22:46 PM  

wmanning833: Apos: If only this level of idiocy could be expressed mathematically...

f(x) = 3.1415 * potato + x


Damnit. I was going to divide potato by zero.
 
2012-05-21 07:49:03 PM  
he was laughing by the time he walked home.

in circles.
 
2012-05-21 08:11:23 PM  

Gilligann: Add some Benny Hill music and you've got a winner.




Link
 
2012-05-21 09:05:11 PM  
Beyond the stupidity of putting the kid in there in the first place, their biggest crime (in my mind) was leaving the kid while they ran around like headless chickens. Hard to say what anyone would do when the panic really gets a grip on ya, but all I could think was if that kid died in there, his last view would have been of his guardians leaving him....in circles.

/yes I had to go there
//ooo a seat next to the window!
 
2012-05-21 09:43:41 PM  
That is horrible.
 
2012-05-21 10:01:51 PM  

skylabdown: I was horrified, then started laughing, then horrified


that was seeing his shoes, then not seeing his shoes, then seeing his shoes...
 
2012-05-21 10:12:09 PM  
www.argenteam.net
 
2012-05-21 11:21:55 PM  
www.roadkilltshirts.com

Next time, put him in the dryer. No Autolock and they're less expensive.
 
2012-05-21 11:45:22 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Lawsuit against the laundromat to be announced in 3 . . .2 . . .1

America being America they'll probably win, too.


Supposedly, this was in Australia.
 
2012-05-21 11:53:16 PM  
When our dryer broke, I spent a fun-filled Saturday at the Laundromat with my 18 month old. All the machines there had large signs telling you not to put your kid in, just for this reason. I did notice that all front loading machines had an emergency shut of switch on the front, which I'd never seen before. I'm presuming that new and, also, because of this.

I don't believe that the kid came out unharmed. That was a pretty serious thrashing it looked like, even if there were clothes in there to cushion him.
 
2012-05-22 12:13:34 AM  
You have to pay for a dog license, the SPCA will check you out to insure your pet will have a good home, but any low IQ can pump out a unit and stick it in a washer.

The drum on the washer goes round and round
Round and round, round and round
The drum on the washer goes round and round
As the parents go farkin' nuts.

The water in the drum goes "Swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish"
The water in the drum goes "Swish, swish, swish"
As the parents go farkin' nuts.

The door on the washer goes lock lock lock
lock lock lock, lock lock lock
The door on the washer goes lock lock lock
As the parents go farkin' nuts.

The baby in the washer says, "Wah, wah, wah!
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!"
The baby in the washer says, "Wah, wah, wah!"
As the parents go farkin' nuts.

The mommy at the washer says, "I love you,
I love you, I love you"
The daddy at the washer says, "I love you, too"
But sometimes I make some pretty silly decisions.
 
2012-05-22 01:23:46 AM  
Obama voters.
 
Ant
2012-05-22 01:44:30 AM  

URAPNIS: At least the kid will have fond memories of his father after he leaves.


lordaction: The parent's reaction was priceless. You could see the sheer panic setting in when they realized if the kid got killed their foodstamp benefits would go down.



Ooohh, look! Racism.
 
2012-05-22 06:47:10 AM  
Nearly 50 comments and not a single Lelu Dallas autowash reaction pic?
 
2012-05-22 06:58:13 AM  
WTF?
Don't laundromat washers have a pause or stop button?
 
2012-05-22 07:18:24 AM  
that's... going to be an awkward car ride home.. I mean bus ride home.
"how could you put our kid in the washer?"
"But honey, you were there too. If you thought it was a bad idea, why didn't you stop me?"

Also, who's the genius that decided the best place to place a security camera was RIGHT IN FRONT OF A FAN?
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-22 08:11:36 AM  
Stupid is as stupid does ..
 
2012-05-22 08:42:34 AM  
Arrested Development did it.

i45.tinypic.com
 
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