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2012-05-21 09:26:26 AM
Kinda makes one blue just reading about it.
 
2012-05-21 09:28:38 AM
Reminds me of the time in high school when my girlfriend came over after her soccer game. She sat on my lap facing me and took shirt and bra off, revealing her massive young chumblies. She was grinding me through my jeans as we made out. Then my mom came home from work and needed me to help her unload groceries, so my girlfriend left.
 
2012-05-21 09:29:09 AM
It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?
 
2012-05-21 09:31:18 AM

dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?


No, it was Columbia.
 
2012-05-21 09:31:25 AM
GODDAMN IT. Now I have the "It's the mail" song stuck in my head. Every damn time.
 
2012-05-21 09:34:14 AM
Why does this not surprise me that this is in Palatka?
Man, that place is a dump of a town.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:31 AM

spentmiles: Reminds me of the time in high school when my girlfriend came over after her soccer game. She sat on my lap facing me and took shirt and bra off, revealing her massive young chumblies. She was grinding me through my jeans as we made out. Then my mom came home from work and needed me to help her unload groceries, so my girlfriend left.


You suck at sex stories.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:42 AM
Blue scadooed, they should've too.
 
2012-05-21 09:43:41 AM

shivashakti: Why does this not surprise me that this is in Palatka?
Man, that place is a dump of a town.


The Bronx is up, and the Battery's down.

Witchyman: dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?

No, it was Columbia.


Howocannanoentiretcountryube!responsible?

/Magenta actually is a biatch. Literally.
 
2012-05-21 09:44:47 AM

spentmiles: Reminds me of the time in high school when my girlfriend came over after her soccer game. She sat on my lap facing me and took shirt and bra off, revealing her massive young chumblies. She was grinding me through my jeans as we made out. Then my mom came home from work and needed me to help her unload groceries, so my girlfriend left.


You know who else had a massive Chumley?

Tennessee Tuxedo, that's who.
 
2012-05-21 09:44:55 AM
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We just figured out Brews Cruise!

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We just figured out Brews Cruise!

We just figured out Brews Cruise!

Because we're really smart!
 
2012-05-21 09:45:48 AM
The only comment (so far) is this one, from user Grammamama: "QUESTION: What COLOR are the 'men' who attempted to do this? Do I even need to ask?"

I wonder how much different the world will be once all the old-school bigots die off.
 
2012-05-21 09:54:49 AM

Lochsteppe: The only comment (so far) is this one, from user Grammamama: "QUESTION: What COLOR are the 'men' who attempted to do this? Do I even need to ask?"

I wonder how much different the world will be once all the old-school bigots die off.


Given the condescending tone I'm guessing they were in their 30s.
 
2012-05-21 09:59:48 AM

Rincewind53: GODDAMN IT. Now I have the "It's the mail" song stuck in my head. Every damn time.


I wonder who it's from...
 
2012-05-21 10:03:23 AM

Rincewind53: GODDAMN IT. Now I have the "It's the mail" song stuck in my head. Every damn time.


I've got that trashy Eiffel 65 song, Blue, stuck in mine.

God, it burns.
 
2012-05-21 10:07:39 AM
Blue skidoo, we can to.
 
2012-05-21 10:18:52 AM
Steve must have fallen on some really tough times...

images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-05-21 10:55:44 AM
The one thing that always bugged me about that show is that Mr. Pepper never said a word when he saw his new daughter Paprika. I mean, c'mon- he HAS to know she isn't his.

Obviously, the condiment broke.
 
2012-05-21 10:55:57 AM

dittybopper: shivashakti: Why does this not surprise me that this is in Palatka?
Man, that place is a dump of a town.

The Bronx is up, and the Battery's down.
Witchyman: dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?

No, it was Columbia.

Howocannanoentiretcountryube!responsible?

/Magenta actually is a biatch. Literally.


Oooh..... you said Magenta and I thought....

www.rockyhorrorcostumelist.info

Hence my Columbia comment

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-21 10:56:58 AM

spentmiles: Reminds me of the time in high school when my girlfriend came over after her soccer game. She sat on my lap facing me and took shirt and bra off, revealing her massive young chumblies. She was grinding me through my jeans as we made out. Then my mom came home from work and needed me to help her unload groceries, so my girlfriend left.


This. Shaggy dog (Blue) stories are just another way to say "German jokes".
 
2012-05-21 10:59:14 AM
Use a check, but do not sign it. If robbed call bank and cancel check. Simple.
 
2012-05-21 11:01:40 AM

Witchyman: dittybopper: shivashakti: Why does this not surprise me that this is in Palatka?
Man, that place is a dump of a town.

The Bronx is up, and the Battery's down.
Witchyman: dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?

No, it was Columbia.

Howocannanoentiretcountryube!responsible?

/Magenta actually is a biatch. Literally.

Oooh..... you said Magenta and I thought....

[www.rockyhorrorcostumelist.info image 506x404]

Hence my Columbia comment

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 333x465]


I knew what you meant.

Notice the "o not u!" secret message.
 
2012-05-21 11:07:09 AM
that's was NOT a very fun game.
 
2012-05-21 11:17:19 AM
FTFA:Steven Pinder is plastering Palatka with posters for his missing dog. "It's like having your kid missing,"
I have a kid. I have a dog. If the dog went missing, I'd be unhappy, because he's a good dog. If my kid went missing, I'd be batshiat farking insane, because I don't have horrifically screwed up priorities.

/ Pretty much what I think any time someone says their pet is like a child to them.
 
2012-05-21 11:26:52 AM

dittybopper: Witchyman: dittybopper: shivashakti: Why does this not surprise me that this is in Palatka?
Man, that place is a dump of a town.

The Bronx is up, and the Battery's down.
Witchyman: dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?

No, it was Columbia.

Howocannanoentiretcountryube!responsible?

/Magenta actually is a biatch. Literally.

Oooh..... you said Magenta and I thought....

[www.rockyhorrorcostumelist.info image 506x404]

Hence my Columbia comment

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 333x465]

I knew what you meant.

Notice the "o not u!" secret message.


I wondered what that was....

I need coffee.... and Columbia....
 
2012-05-21 11:50:48 AM

dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?


I always thought that Magenta's owner was kind of hot.

/now that I have a toddler, I've been subjected to a lot of Blue's Clues and the like.
 
2012-05-21 12:05:45 PM

spentmiles: Then my mom came home from work and needed me to help her unload groceries, so my girlfriend left.


Argh the ol' "Come help mom" cockblock. I know it all too well. I don't care how much money I'm saving by staying at home through college, I'm moving out the minute I get a decent job.
 
2012-05-21 12:32:53 PM
The first Steve was hotter than the second Steve (or whatever second guy's name was).

"We just got a letter!"
 
2012-05-21 01:07:12 PM
My 10 yr old decided that finding lost pets would be a great way to make money.

When he sees a new sign, he goes riding around our neighborhood. Hasn't been successful yet.
 
2012-05-21 01:11:22 PM

Earpj: My 10 yr old decided that finding lost pets would be a great way to make money.

When he sees a new sign, he goes riding around our neighborhood. Hasn't been successful yet.


Dog the Bounty Hunter?
 
2012-05-21 01:13:35 PM

MattyFridays:
Dog the Bounty Hunter?


I suppose so. Perhaps I should get him a shirt made...Maybe I'll wait until/if he actually finds one.
 
2012-05-21 01:16:09 PM

Earpj: My 10 yr old decided that finding lost pets would be a great way to make money.

When he sees a new sign, he goes riding around our neighborhood. Hasn't been successful yet.


Tell him to steal the pets first!

:-D
 
2012-05-21 01:18:41 PM

Mock26:
Tell him to steal the pets first!

:-D


BRILLIANT!
 
2012-05-21 01:24:46 PM

Doc Daneeka: dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?

I always thought that Magenta's owner was kind of hot.

/now that I have a toddler, I've been subjected to a lot of Blue's Clues and the like.


You know who was really hot? Dee Dee Doodle from "The Doodlebops".
 
2012-05-21 01:32:39 PM

dittybopper: Doc Daneeka: dittybopper: It was that biatch Magenta, wasn't it?

I always thought that Magenta's owner was kind of hot.

/now that I have a toddler, I've been subjected to a lot of Blue's Clues and the like.

You know who was really hot? Dee Dee Doodle from "The Doodlebops".


And the redhead from The Fresh Beat Band. The original one, before she was replaced by a different actress.
 
2012-05-23 10:35:51 AM
You know who else is pretty hot? Molly McKinney from that "save the environment"-type kids' show. Can't remember the name.
 
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