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		Good news: Scarlett Johansson joins Hitchcock hall of fame. Bad news: She bucks the trend by wearing underwear on-set (stylist.co.uk)		45
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Mugato		2012-05-21 09:52:31 AM

No Anne Hech from the Psycho remake? She had a lovely asshole in that flick.

Serious Black		2012-05-21 09:55:21 AM

Scarlett Johansson should never be caught dead wearing underwear of any kind. Boobs need to breathe. Especially hers.

darch		2012-05-21 09:55:34 AM

I loves me some Scarlett but DAY-um was Kim Novak perfect.

And Mugato-

???

Wellon Dowd		2012-05-21 09:57:35 AM

pute kisses like a man		2012-05-21 09:59:09 AM

this lady seems to be getting a lot of media attention lately, it's almost like she's in some movie or something.

/ not complaining. much rather give her attention than someone else

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-05-21 10:10:32 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 634x356]

*fap*

Apos		2012-05-21 10:15:58 AM

Top Three AH Sirens:

1. Grace Kelly

2. Tippi Hedren

3. Scarlett Johansson?

Yeah,I can live with that.

NewWorldDan		2012-05-21 10:16:22 AM

She's a butterface.

Her knees are definately not sharp.

Don't know why anyone would be looking at her face.

Mega_Doof		2012-05-21 10:49:18 AM

Click on the last small photo in the article (Tallulah Bankhead) to get what subby's talking about.

Zerochance		2012-05-21 10:50:33 AM

Mugato: No Anne Hech from the Psycho remake? She had a lovely asshole in that flick.

Pics or it didn't happen.

spidermann		2012-05-21 10:53:05 AM

Mugato: No Anne Hech from the Psycho remake? She had a lovely asshole in that flick.

Anne Heche's Butthole Theme Song

spidermann		2012-05-21 10:54:47 AM

Mugato: No Anne Hech from the Psycho remake? She had a lovely asshole in that flick.

The Full Anne Heche's Butthole theme song

/earlier link is a short version

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-05-21 10:59:12 AM

Serious Black: Scarlett Johansson should never be caught dead wearing underwear of any kind. Boobs need to breathe. Especially hers.

You sure about that? What about the resulting advanced sagging?

/Just what I hear, does not claim to be an expert breastologist

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-05-21 11:01:36 AM

Zerochance: Mugato: No Anne Hech from the Psycho remake? She had a lovely asshole in that flick.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Is he talking about this? (somewhat NSFW)

Tarl3k		2012-05-21 11:05:52 AM

How am I the first one to post pics in this thread of probably the most beautiful woman in the world?

www.quick-gossip.com

KnowEyeInnTeem		2012-05-21 11:10:11 AM

Tarl3k: How am I the first one to post pics in this thread of probably the most beautiful woman in the world?

Because you are from a parallel universe where Kate Beckinsale does not exist?

Mugato		2012-05-21 11:11:12 AM

darch: I loves me some Scarlett but DAY-um was Kim Novak perfect.

And Mugato-

???

In the remake to Psycho. After Anne Heche was killed in the shower, there was a shot of her bent over the tub. I could pick her rusty sherrif's badge out of a lineup. Here, give me a sketch pad.

Nana's Vibrator		2012-05-21 11:18:56 AM

NewWorldDan: She's a butterface.

Her knees are definately not sharp.

Don't know why anyone would be looking at her face.

I'll give you this: without makeup and her hair all done, she could possibly look like Caillou. I think she has said herself that she thinks she looks like a boy. But in makeup, she is not Butter Face. She is her closely related sister, Farkher Face.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-05-21 11:43:12 AM

NewWorldDan: She's a butterface.

This is a butterface

i49.tinypic.com

This is not a butterface

i48.tinypic.com

Mugato		2012-05-21 11:48:08 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This is not a butterface

Yeah I don't get it either, I think her face is very pretty and feminine. In fact when I came across it the other day.....

skepticultist		2012-05-21 11:58:22 AM

darch: I loves me some Scarlett but DAY-um was Kim Novak perfect.

Came here to say this. Kim Novak is like...wow.

MayoSlather		2012-05-21 12:04:07 PM

NewWorldDan: She's a butterface.

Just goes to show no matter who or what is mentioned on Fark they are...

Not pretty
Not funny
Not smart
Too fat
Too much lens flare
...etc.

Mugato		2012-05-21 12:05:40 PM

skepticultist: darch: I loves me some Scarlett but DAY-um was Kim Novak perfect.

Came here to say this. Kim Novak is like...wow.

I agree. And I'm a raven haired/redhead girl kind of guy. Vertigo was like Basic Instinct with all the noir and without the gratuitous sex and violence. If only Jimmy Stewart was such an over-actor. Sorry, I know he's a national treasure but some of his performances were like Shatner on crack without the irony.

Serious Black		2012-05-21 12:10:52 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Serious Black: Scarlett Johansson should never be caught dead wearing underwear of any kind. Boobs need to breathe. Especially hers.

You sure about that? What about the resulting advanced sagging?

/Just what I hear, does not claim to be an expert breastologist

Eh, okay, she can wear a bra when I'm not peeking.

Flappyhead		2012-05-21 12:27:39 PM

MayoSlather: NewWorldDan: She's a butterface.

Just goes to show no matter who or what is mentioned on Fark they are...

Not pretty
Not funny
Not smart
Too fat
Too much lens flare
...etc.

As I have said before, "Cool to Hate" is the unofficial anthem of the internet.

hundreddollarman		2012-05-21 12:52:14 PM

KnowEyeInnTeem: Tarl3k: How am I the first one to post pics in this thread of probably the most beautiful woman in the world?

Because you are from a parallel universe where ~~Kate Beckinsale~~Alison Brie does not exist?

FTF both of you.

CitizenTed		2012-05-21 01:04:22 PM

Mugato: skepticultist: darch: I loves me some Scarlett but DAY-um was Kim Novak perfect.

Came here to say this. Kim Novak is like...wow.

I agree.

Me four.
I'm more intrigued by a fully clothed Kim Novak than I am by a bikini-clad Scarlett Johansson.

Stupid Guitar		2012-05-21 01:12:54 PM

Just came to say that Eva Marie Saint was a damn near perfect vision in North By Northwest.

MorePeasPlease		2012-05-21 01:15:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This is a butterface

andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com

FTFY

Maechyll		2012-05-21 01:31:01 PM

MorePeasPlease: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This is a butterface

FTFY

Gila Monster ~~teeth tooth~~ toof.

zappaisfrank		2012-05-21 01:45:24 PM

spidermann: Mugato: No Anne Hech from the Psycho remake? She had a lovely asshole in that flick.

The Full Anne Heche's Butthole theme song

/earlier link is a short version

I LOL'd...and will have that song in my head for the rest of the day...damn you!

darch		2012-05-21 01:50:55 PM

I LOL'd...and will have that song in my head for the rest of the day...damn you!

Me too!

Also, her butthole really was hanging out there!

Anal bleach STAT!

caddisfly		2012-05-21 02:16:20 PM

The first 5 minutes of Lost in Translation.

teto85		2012-05-21 02:19:04 PM

Her best movies are Horse Whisperer and My Brother the Pig.

zappaisfrank		2012-05-21 02:22:51 PM

darch: I LOL'd...and will have that song in my head for the rest of the day...damn you!

Me too!

Also, her butthole really was hanging out there!

Anal bleach STAT!

Not that there's anything wrong with that....she's not an unattractive woman.

edip1976		2012-05-21 02:36:35 PM

That's ok subby, we've already seen her Rear Window...

jaytkay		2012-05-21 02:49:57 PM

MorePeasPlease: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This is a butterface

[andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com image 500x443]

FTFY

lh5.googleusercontent.com

LectertheChef		2012-05-21 03:21:24 PM

Stupid Guitar: Just came to say that Eva Marie Saint was a damn near perfect vision in North By Northwest.

She was a real Buick.

100 Watt Walrus		2012-05-21 03:48:12 PM

I don't get the love for Kim Novak. All I see when I look at her is the makeup. Now Grace Kelly, that is the gold standard of beautiful faces. That POV shot of her coming in for a kiss to wake up Jimmy Stewart in "Rear Window"...

...it doesn't get any better than that.

Nana's Vibrator		2012-05-21 04:23:14 PM

100 Watt Walrus: I don't get the love for Kim Novak. All I see when I look at her is the makeup. Now Grace Kelly, that is the gold standard of beautiful faces. That POV shot of her coming in for a kiss to wake up Jimmy Stewart in "Rear Window"...

[i.imgur.com image 400x295]

...it doesn't get any better than that.

Uhhhh...That was Johnny Depp. And many would agree with you, she is hot. I just don't see it.

100 Watt Walrus		2012-05-21 04:26:28 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Uhhhh...That was Johnny Depp.

What was Johnny Depp?

jaytkay		2012-05-21 04:39:33 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Nana's Vibrator: Uhhhh...That was Johnny Depp.

What was Johnny Depp?

lh6.googleusercontent.com

Flappyhead		2012-05-21 04:41:34 PM

edip1976: That's ok subby, we've already seen her Rear Window...

+1

killzoe		2012-05-21 08:24:44 PM

jaytkay: 100 Watt Walrus: Nana's Vibrator: Uhhhh...That was Johnny Depp.

What was Johnny Depp?

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 400x400]

Sad that when I first looked at that I thought it was Michael Jackson's face on Johnny Depp.

Now I know what MJ was aiming for with his plastic surgery.