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(Jezebel)   "A cupcake is a symbol for both a vagina and the female orgasm." That explains why there was a hair in my last one   (jezebel.com) divider line 150
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2012-05-21 08:15:47 AM  
I have to assume TFA is the winner in a contest to see who could write the longest, most exhaustive, contrived article about cupcakes.
 
2012-05-21 08:29:44 AM  
That may well be the single dumbest stream of consciousness i've ever read on the internet.
 
2012-05-21 08:30:48 AM  
Certainly makes me view a red velvet cupcake in a new light.
 
2012-05-21 08:35:44 AM  
Do I even want to know what the sprinkles on top are supposed to symbolize?
 
2012-05-21 08:40:42 AM  
Does this make cake balls/cake pops testicles?
 
2012-05-21 08:58:49 AM  
 
2012-05-21 09:11:26 AM  

Nabb1: Does this make cake balls/cake pops testicles?


i870.photobucket.com

Still had it on my clipboard from the gif thread. Might as well get some use out of it.
 
2012-05-21 09:19:30 AM  
If the giant glob of frosting is the pubic hair then these vagina cakes need to get with the times and trim that sh*t down.
 
2012-05-21 09:41:58 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do I even want to know what the sprinkles on top are supposed to symbolize?


It depends on the shape and color. There are some that see the patterns of the sprinkles as a form of divination, like tea leaves.
 
2012-05-21 10:02:36 AM  
what?
 
2012-05-21 10:05:44 AM  
I'm quite hungry now.
 
2012-05-21 10:09:37 AM  
What the fark did I just read?
 
2012-05-21 10:21:00 AM  
Go on....
 
2012-05-21 10:36:44 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-21 10:48:00 AM  

TsarTom: Nabb1: Does this make cake balls/cake pops testicles?

[i870.photobucket.com image 200x160]

Still had it on my clipboard from the gif thread. Might as well get some use out of it.


One of my all time favorite KITH sketches.
 
2012-05-21 11:15:50 AM  
Sure it wasn't sand?
 
2012-05-21 11:41:56 AM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 251x251]


Pretty much sums it up.

/wants cupcakes
 
2012-05-21 11:42:11 AM  
Cupcakes are just one more reason why you are fat fatass.
 
2012-05-21 11:42:41 AM  
I always thought
upload.wikimedia.org


was the symbol. (Bald pi now, hair pi when I was younger).
 
2012-05-21 11:42:52 AM  
I got a few paragraphs in and just couldn't take it anymore.

wtf_am_i_reading.jpg
 
2012-05-21 11:43:30 AM  
Since men are threatened by anything that can bring a woman pleasure better than they themselves can (see: cats, vibrators)

How old is this bint and who let her near the internets? I dislike cats for completely unrelated reasons, but I'd sign my wife up to the vibrator of the month club if I thought she would use them, especially if I got to watch.
 
2012-05-21 11:44:14 AM  

Nabb1: Does this make cake balls/cake pops testicles?


Here, have an eclair and a couple donut holes.

www.inquisitr.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-21 11:45:22 AM  
Wait. Cupcakes are a sex symbol now!?

I always figured they were a little girly, but full out female empowerment expression of their feminine power? Sinfully delicious selfish bites of enjoyment that represent sweet sweet lovin'?

This feels a little weird...let me wrap my head around this. If cupcakes are some of the best things i can bake (Strawberry Vanilla Citrus Zest gets em every time) and usually make me look great in front of whatever girl i'm hitting on... Does that mean my baking speciality is female orgasms?

/servin' em up hot and fresh
 
2012-05-21 11:46:01 AM  
This story brought to you by Muffins.
 
2012-05-21 11:46:54 AM  
This is bad news for Arby's.
 
2012-05-21 11:48:56 AM  
Why the hell does Dean Cain have his ACU collar zipped and velcroed up to the top like that?
 
2012-05-21 11:49:48 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do I even want to know what the sprinkles on top are supposed to symbolize?


ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2012-05-21 11:50:41 AM  
What frustrates me has nothing to do with the cupcakes. Why do costume designers refuse to do a little research and dress Soldiers correctly? The only time you wear the collar up on ACU's is if you're in the field (I see this one in movies/tv all the time), and the stupid black beret was taken away last year except for ceremonial / dress use.

/Realize I'm probably in the minority, but if your only job is to dress actors it's such as simple thing to jump on Google or give your local Army recruiter a call.
 
2012-05-21 11:50:52 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: That may well be the single dumbest stream of consciousness not from Kanye West or Courtney Love i've ever read on the internet.



FTFY.
 
2012-05-21 11:51:00 AM  

Nabb1: Does this make cake balls/cake pops testicles?


I made a batch of those this weekend. Everyone kept calling them "cake pops" until I called them "cake balls", then they giggled and said "he said balls".

/these were adult men and women
//liked eating the cake balls
///what's a brownie symbolize then?
 
2012-05-21 11:51:49 AM  
I prefer my cupcakes without frosting. but I think thats because I watch too much food network.

in the 70's cupcakes came with more frosting.
 
2012-05-21 11:52:08 AM  
Wow. that was a terrible article.

Here's a little "cupcake maker" just for the hell of it.

i48.tinypic.com

/What? Her TV character makes cupcakes.
 
2012-05-21 11:52:16 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: That may well be the single dumbest stream of consciousness i've ever read on the internet.


Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever.
 
2012-05-21 11:52:37 AM  

susansto-helit: What the fark did I just read?


I didn't , I simply had a 'cake fart' flashback and went straight to this thread.

/look it up if you're not at work
 
2012-05-21 11:52:46 AM  

indarwinsshadow: I always thought
[upload.wikimedia.org image 588x569]


was the symbol. (Bald pi now, hair pi when I was younger).


Don't forget this one...
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2012-05-21 11:54:06 AM  

H31N0US: Since men are threatened by anything that can bring a woman pleasure better than they themselves can (see: cats, vibrators)

How old is this bint and who let her near the internets? I dislike cats for completely unrelated reasons, but I'd sign my wife up to the vibrator of the month club if I thought she would use them, especially if I got to watch.


They have those???

/off to the googles
 
2012-05-21 11:54:45 AM  
img.ponibooru.org

/Hot like it's just out of the oven.
 
2012-05-21 11:56:15 AM  

Whatthefark: Wow. that was a terrible article.

Here's a little "cupcake maker" just for the hell of it.

[i48.tinypic.com image 193x318]

/What? Her TV character makes cupcakes.


Wow, she actually looks hot in that picture. She looks like a goof in the show. Nice boobs, though.
 
2012-05-21 11:57:43 AM  
And what happens to cupcakes as they age? Icing starts to droop, becomes hard and crusty; mould forms, cupcakes rapidly start to lose their appeal...

I'm gonna have to say I agree with the juvenile nitwit that wrote this article...
 
2012-05-21 11:58:23 AM  
If that's the story behind the cupcake truck boom around here, I'm not sure I want to know about the lobster rolls.
 
2012-05-21 11:59:23 AM  

basemetal: NOT SAFE FOR WORK?


Looks like Andy Warhol made those. On the other hand, I seriously doubt he ever got close enough to a vagina to make them so anatomically correct(besides the tripped out colors of course).
 
2012-05-21 12:00:35 PM  

Odd Bird: susansto-helit: What the fark did I just read?

I didn't , I simply had a 'cake fart' flashback and went straight to this thread.

/look it up if you're not at work


Or 'pudding fart.' Some people just have too much time on their hands.
 
2012-05-21 12:00:39 PM  
Cupcakes and sex?
Why is the only thing I can think of that bonus chapter of Romance Reports?

Oh, right.
I'm a terrible deviant

/pinkandblueandpinkandblue
//at work or you'd have some NSFW to go with this.
 
2012-05-21 12:00:51 PM  
 
2012-05-21 12:02:15 PM  
see now i know this is totall bull**** without even reading it, because cupcakes are real.


it's the female orgasm, that's the myth!
 
2012-05-21 12:02:52 PM  
So Cupcake Wars is a biatch fight?
 
2012-05-21 12:03:22 PM  
img99.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-21 12:03:39 PM  

kid_icarus: I have to assume TFA is the winner in a contest to see who could write the longest, most exhaustive, contrived article about cupcakes.


You spelled 'boring' incorrectly.
 
2012-05-21 12:03:47 PM  
FTFA:Cupcakes, on the other hand, are single-serving indulgences, selfish celebrations.

No, they aren't. They are pre-sliced cakes. Then you don't have to pack a knife. Then the paper allows you not to have to worry about germs. Kinda like the powder on a donut. Or at least that's what I always thought.
 
2012-05-21 12:04:10 PM  
that the stupidest article I've read so far today, written by someone who obviously has sexual hangups.
 
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