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(SFGate)   Two words that should never go together, especially from your doctor: Gonorrhea Superbug   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 44
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2012-05-21 08:58:54 AM
Sounds fun!
 
2012-05-21 09:01:53 AM
Damn it I knew I shouldn't of cheated cat woman!
 
2012-05-21 09:04:48 AM
Sounds like Lindsay Lohan's followup to Herbie Fully Loaded.
 
2012-05-21 09:04:59 AM
This must be why the Japanese are no longer interested in sex, and will disappear as a race by 3011, no?
 
2012-05-21 09:08:36 AM
Did it originate at SDSU?

STDSU?
 
2012-05-21 09:09:18 AM
Oh, Gonorrhea Superbug, you are Godzilla of STDs.

blog.chron.com

Coming soon on Syfi -- Godzilla vs. Gonorrhea Superbug.
 
2012-05-21 09:12:00 AM
Apparently subby's mom IS a superhero.

/doesn't sound super
 
2012-05-21 09:14:58 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sounds like Lindsay Lohan's followup to Herbie Fully Loaded.


COTD!
 
2012-05-21 09:16:41 AM
Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.
 
2012-05-21 09:16:56 AM
That's gonna be one farked up Jesus Christ Superstar remake.
 
2012-05-21 09:18:44 AM

wademh: Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.


Too obvious

1/10
 
2012-05-21 09:20:34 AM
Well then, it's just a matter of time before this bug ruins the rest of Asia, too.
 
2012-05-21 09:23:11 AM

digitalpirate: wademh: Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.

Too obvious

1/10


No idea what you mean by that. "While the only sure way of preventing gonorrhea is abstaining from sexual intercourse, the risk of infection can be reduced significantly by using condoms correctly and by having a mutually monogamous relationship with an uninfected person." Source
 
2012-05-21 09:25:05 AM
I got it from te toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat
 
2012-05-21 09:30:34 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: digitalpirate: wademh: Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.

Too obvious

1/10

No idea what you mean by that. "While the only sure way of preventing gonorrhea is abstaining from sexual intercourse, the risk of infection can be reduced significantly by using condoms correctly and by having a mutually monogamous relationship with an uninfected person." Source


I believe he/she thinks that unprotected sex is some sort of right as opposed to being a deeply irresponsible behavior.
 
2012-05-21 09:35:53 AM
Dibs on "Gonorreah Superbug" for a band name.
 
2012-05-21 09:41:11 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: digitalpirate: wademh: Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.

Too obvious
1/10

No idea what you mean by that....Source


wademh's GOP-level comment of broadly stroked ignorance must have been a troll, as digitalpirate pointed out. Your own quote reveals the shades of gray involved--in a monogamous relationship where both people are tested regularly, (and where hormonal pills are taken), why in the world wouldn't you go au naturale?
 
2012-05-21 09:49:17 AM
Did someone say super clap?

t0.gstatic.com

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-05-21 09:52:41 AM

Half Right: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: digitalpirate: wademh: Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.


edit.......why in the world wouldn't you go au naturale?


Uhhhhm......Gonorreah Superbug
 
2012-05-21 09:57:07 AM
foo monkey: Meh. MRSA pwns this.

Clearly, Sir, you have never seen Streptococcus Pyogenes with the genetic encoding for the production of Streptococcal Superantigenic Toxin. It creates a lovely little infection called Necrotizing Fascititis.y

The absolute worse I've seen, and it seems to love diabetic feet, is Clostrodium Perfringens. It's a wonderful little bug that lives in the soil, and causes a minor medical problem called Gas Myonecrosis, or Gas Gangrene. It also thinks bones are tasty, and causes a particularly nasty form of osteomyleitis. It makes the skin of the area infected feel like bubble-wrap due to the production of anaerobic gases, and has a lovely smell of rotting meat.
 
2012-05-21 10:01:18 AM

Half Right: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: digitalpirate: wademh: Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.

Too obvious
1/10

No idea what you mean by that....Source

wademh's GOP-level comment of broadly stroked ignorance must have been a troll, as digitalpirate pointed out. Your own quote reveals the shades of gray involved--in a monogamous relationship where both people are tested regularly, (and where hormonal pills are taken), why in the world wouldn't you go au naturale?



Sure au naturale is fine in a monogamous relationship in those circumstances - I assumed he meant idiots who hook up casually and don't wear a jimmy hat deserve nasty diseases. I don't agree that they deserve them, but it's still a stupid, risky thing to do, and there's a good chance you'll get some bad consequences if you do it.
 
2012-05-21 10:01:28 AM

Half Right: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: digitalpirate: wademh: Idiots having unprotected sex deserve nasty diseases.

Too obvious
1/10

No idea what you mean by that....Source

wademh's GOP-level comment of broadly stroked ignorance must have been a troll, as digitalpirate pointed out. Your own quote reveals the shades of gray involved--in a monogamous relationship where both people are tested regularly, (and where hormonal pills are taken), why in the world wouldn't you go au naturale?


Actually, I've done research and published on gonorrhoea and like others in the field, I have a significant antipathy for those who contract STDs. . I feel the same about drunk drivers. Oh, and being in a monogamous relationship when you've both been tested is protected as far as STDs go.
 
2012-05-21 10:03:15 AM
Golf clap (pun somewhat intended) for subby for picking a San Francisco paper's reprint of a Reuters story for this one. Genius!
 
2012-05-21 10:04:51 AM
wademh: Actually, I've done research and published on gonorrhoea and like others in the field, I have a significant antipathy for those who contract STDs. . I feel the same about drunk drivers. Oh, and being in a monogamous relationship when you've both been tested is protected as far as STDs go.

THIS.

Sorry, but I don't feel sorry for any idiot who gets some strange WITHOUT taking steps to protect himself or herself. And I also think that anyone who knowingly has an STD, and sleeps with people without using protection, should legally be allowed to have the living jimmy beat out of him/her.
 
2012-05-21 10:10:09 AM
What they get for eating all that raw stuff.....

On the other hand, if someone could make a miniature rubber, we could make a fortune...
 
2012-05-21 10:13:50 AM

kittycore: I assumed he meant idiots who hook up casually and don't wear a jimmy hat deserve nasty diseases.


wademh: Actually, I've done research and published on gonorrhoea and like others in the field, I have a significant antipathy for those who contract STDs. ...Oh, and being in a monogamous relationship when you've both been tested is protected as far as STDs go.


Then I guess we are mostly on the same page--people do indeed deserve natural consequences. I personally wouldn't go so far as to say people deserve nasty diseases, no matter how stupid they are, but to each their own. I guess the difference lies in the fact that you self-label as a cynic, and I am definitely a forward-looking optimist.

/In any case, keep up the good research!
 
2012-05-21 10:24:53 AM

Half Right: kittycore: I assumed he meant idiots who hook up casually and don't wear a jimmy hat deserve nasty diseases.

wademh: Actually, I've done research and published on gonorrhoea and like others in the field, I have a significant antipathy for those who contract STDs. ...Oh, and being in a monogamous relationship when you've both been tested is protected as far as STDs go.

Then I guess we are mostly on the same page--people do indeed deserve natural consequences. I personally wouldn't go so far as to say people deserve nasty diseases, no matter how stupid they are, but to each their own. I guess the difference lies in the fact that you self-label as a cynic, and I am definitely a forward-looking optimist.

/In any case, keep up the good research!


If there was a magic wand that could be waved and eliminate all STDs, sure many of us would happily wave it. There isn't and there won't be any time soon. Given that reality, the same behavior that typically contracts STD is the behavior that typically spreads STDs.. Cancer research is more rewarding than working on something that could be easily avoided.
 
2012-05-21 10:30:15 AM
Wow - reading these comments makes me realize how lucky I was to dodge so many potential bullets back in the 80s. Never wore anything while having a ton of fun from '81-'88....

Now that I'm old - when my son turned 16, I got him a new ipad and a box of condoms. Both came with stern warnings...
 
2012-05-21 10:38:41 AM
I love super bugs, which is why I take an antibiotic for just a day or two when I get an infection.
 
2012-05-21 10:40:59 AM
Don't know why
everytime I pee I cry

Gonorrhea!
I caught the clap in South Korea
I'm dripping all of the time.

/Stormy Weather FTW
 
2012-05-21 10:48:32 AM
wademh: If there was a magic wand that could be waved and eliminate all STDs, sure many of us would happily wave it. There isn't and there won't be any time soon. Given that reality, the same behavior that typically contracts STD is the behavior that typically spreads STDs.. Cancer research is more rewarding than working on something that could be easily avoided.

Because our hospital administration didn't think we had enough to do dispatching the Flight Team, and because they wanted to cut three nursing positions, our dispatchers took on the role of notifications for most STDs to patients, and ensuring they get proper prescription followup. (We don't do Herpes, HIV, or Hepatitis notifications, THANK FSM.)

When I work dispatch, we have to talk directly to anyone who's over 14 first before we tell their parents their test results, by state law. I'm always amazed at the overwhelming stupidity I encounter when I explain to them they tested positive for Gonorrhea or Chlamydiae, and shocked at the sheer amount of explaining HOW and WHY they got this, and that no - it did not come from a toilet seat. I've even had people ask me if they should stop having sex with the person who gave it to them, or if by taking the antibiotic, they'd be immune to it without telling their partner to get tested.

It's always nice to know that the abstinence-only sexual education our local schools are pushing thanks to the "JEEBUS IS LAWD" parents is working so well in our area.
 
2012-05-21 10:53:27 AM
In a bar in Itaewon
Down from Old Yongsan
On a barstool she flashed me her thang
Well I thought I'd get closer
So I stumbled over
sat down and asked her its name
When the drink finially hit her
she said I'm a hooker
but you can just call me Miss Lee
so I gave her a 20
she gave me 14.07 back
and this is what happened to me:

You picked a fine time to burn me Miss Lee
4 days to port call and a case of VD
but I had a good time
I lived through a short time
this time its herpes type 3
Picked a fine time to burn me Miss Lee

As I sit in this bar room
gotta go to the bathroom
lord it hurts so bad when I pee
(aghhhhh!)
what she did to my wienie
I outta kick her kundingie
if I could just find that Miss Lee
then the post Sgt. Major
He made me a wager
that I couldn't catch his Miss Kim
So I'm going out tonight
If my wallets just right
and I'll give my herpes to him!
 
2012-05-21 10:56:18 AM
dicequedijo.com
 
2012-05-21 11:02:34 AM

BronyMedic:
It's always nice to know that the abstinence-only sexual education our local schools are pushing thanks to the "JEEBUS IS LAWD" parents is working so well in our area.


Haven't STD related deaths been fairly constant over the last few centuries except for some odd times when antibiotics were a cure all for most of what was popular at the time?
 
2012-05-21 12:03:14 PM

BronyMedic: foo monkey: Meh. MRSA pwns this.

Clearly, Sir, you have never seen Streptococcus Pyogenes with the genetic encoding for the production of Streptococcal Superantigenic Toxin. It creates a lovely little infection called Necrotizing Fascititis.y

The absolute worse I've seen, and it seems to love diabetic feet, is Clostrodium Perfringens. It's a wonderful little bug that lives in the soil, and causes a minor medical problem called Gas Myonecrosis, or Gas Gangrene. It also thinks bones are tasty, and causes a particularly nasty form of osteomyleitis. It makes the skin of the area infected feel like bubble-wrap due to the production of anaerobic gases, and has a lovely smell of rotting meat.


I had a MRSA infection on my nutsack. It swelled up like a playground kickball, taut full of blood and pus.

Your move. :p
 
2012-05-21 12:08:45 PM

foo monkey: BronyMedic: foo monkey: Meh. MRSA pwns this.

Clearly, Sir, you have never seen Streptococcus Pyogenes with the genetic encoding for the production of Streptococcal Superantigenic Toxin. It creates a lovely little infection called Necrotizing Fascititis.y

The absolute worse I've seen, and it seems to love diabetic feet, is Clostrodium Perfringens. It's a wonderful little bug that lives in the soil, and causes a minor medical problem called Gas Myonecrosis, or Gas Gangrene. It also thinks bones are tasty, and causes a particularly nasty form of osteomyleitis. It makes the skin of the area infected feel like bubble-wrap due to the production of anaerobic gases, and has a lovely smell of rotting meat.

I had a MRSA infection on my nutsack. It swelled up like a playground kickball, taut full of blood and pus.

Your move. :p


Thanks, now I want to soak my sack in antiseptic.
 
2012-05-21 12:21:06 PM

AbiNormal: foo monkey: BronyMedic: foo monkey: Meh. MRSA pwns this.

Clearly, Sir, you have never seen Streptococcus Pyogenes with the genetic encoding for the production of Streptococcal Superantigenic Toxin. It creates a lovely little infection called Necrotizing Fascititis.y

The absolute worse I've seen, and it seems to love diabetic feet, is Clostrodium Perfringens. It's a wonderful little bug that lives in the soil, and causes a minor medical problem called Gas Myonecrosis, or Gas Gangrene. It also thinks bones are tasty, and causes a particularly nasty form of osteomyleitis. It makes the skin of the area infected feel like bubble-wrap due to the production of anaerobic gases, and has a lovely smell of rotting meat.

I had a MRSA infection on my nutsack. It swelled up like a playground kickball, taut full of blood and pus.

Your move. :p

Thanks, now I want to soak my sack in antiseptic.


Insert appropriate screen capture from Johnny Dangerously here.
 
2012-05-21 12:57:06 PM

HotWingConspiracy: That's gonna be one farked up Jesus Christ Superstar remake.


~Gonorrhea superbug,
who the hell have you farked?~
 
2012-05-21 01:07:42 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sounds like Lindsay Lohan's followup to Herpie Fully Loaded.


FTFY
 
2012-05-21 01:15:39 PM
It will be interesting and scary to watch this sweep through the Krystal and Kletus set in the red states. I wonder if they'll change their opinions about sex end and socialistmuslinterrist medicine in a few years.

/finding the comfy chair
//opening the popcorn
 
2012-05-21 01:22:52 PM
DON.MAC: Haven't STD related deaths been fairly constant over the last few centuries except for some odd times when antibiotics were a cure all for most of what was popular at the time?

You have to remember an important concept when dealing with Mortality - Death is not the only outcome of a disease. Morbidity from STD infection is a lot more common, and a lot more costly to take care of.
 
2012-05-21 03:53:54 PM
Japanese Gonorrhea Superbug.

Also known as Tentacle-Crotch.
 
2012-05-21 04:07:16 PM
This can't be right. Testing for diseases prevents disease, I learned that from the quick HIV test thread last week.

So gonorrhea should be nearly extinct.

This is just more fear mongering by the media.
 
2012-05-21 06:21:38 PM
If I'm ever informed of this by my Doctor I want a Barbershop Quartet.
 
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