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(Bleacher Report)   There may be good matches on WWE Monday Night Raw. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan may tear the house down again. Christian may make his triumphant return. But it'll all go to hell with Johnny Ace, John Cena, and a crying Giant. 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1524
    More: Obvious, Daniel Bryan, Monday Night Raw, CM Punk, John Cena, John Laurinaitis, Brock Lesnar, Big Show, Alberto Del Rio  
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2012-05-21 09:17:19 PM
This is actually one of Shows best promos..
 
2012-05-21 09:17:21 PM
Do you think the E will give Ric Flair a Legends contract and have him work in the office?
 
2012-05-21 09:17:33 PM
Okay I am liking heel big show a lot, a LOT. He's good. I like this. Very Much.
 
2012-05-21 09:17:36 PM
BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
 
2012-05-21 09:17:45 PM

robsul82: Johnny specifically saying Saturday HAD to be on purpose. They can't be THAT dumb.


Yes. They can.
 
2012-05-21 09:17:51 PM
Actually Big Show, that whole contract was negotiated under duress so that contract will probably be ruled Null and Void.
 
2012-05-21 09:17:52 PM
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2012-05-21 09:18:01 PM

lurch_E_bean: So if Ace rehired him on Saturday, doesn't that mean he was a WWE Superstar during Over the Limit, and therefore should be fired for interfering in the match?


The smart way around that is to say; 1) the contract was effective today 2) Show as a special guest whose ticket was comped by Ace.

But this is WWE so just ignore things like logic.
 
2012-05-21 09:18:17 PM

economicalhaircut: You know that red button that pops up on your TV and if you press it you get sort of extras for whatever youre watching, I wish all WWE programming had one and if you pressed it it just cut to Dolph Ziggler on a bouncy castle just selling and bumping the shiat out of it, alone. I'd watch that.


It would get better ratings than TNA. It would probably beat out Raw by the second hour, too...
 
2012-05-21 09:18:24 PM
Oh great...it's the Total Blackage...aka the Blacksterpiece.
 
2012-05-21 09:18:30 PM
WTF is otunga wearing. God I hate him.
 
2012-05-21 09:18:32 PM
What the hell is otunga wearing?
 
2012-05-21 09:18:48 PM
Wait what? David Otunga wrestles Cena now?

WHY?
 
2012-05-21 09:18:50 PM
Any chance the crowd just starts chanting "THIS IS BORING" or "WE WANT BRYAN"
 
2012-05-21 09:19:04 PM
HEY CENA HEY

You're looking kind of green, friend!
 
2012-05-21 09:19:04 PM
OooooooOoOOOoooooo Cena's mad.

He's been taking acting lessons from the Romneybot apparently.
 
2012-05-21 09:19:06 PM
No, Cena!

Law and Order is on TNT! It's Law and Order: SVU that USA Airs!

YOU'RE NOT CROSSPROMOTING CORRECTLY!
 
2012-05-21 09:19:16 PM

robsul82: Johnny specifically saying Saturday HAD to be on purpose. They can't be THAT dumb.


Agreed
 
2012-05-21 09:19:17 PM
"I think Cena might be a little more hostile when fighting a lawyer..."

"Bad idea Otunga, bad idea."
 
2012-05-21 09:19:18 PM
It's flexy lexy
 
2012-05-21 09:19:24 PM
I feel it would be redundant to point out that which everyone has pointed out. But if I wasn't pissed last night I am really pissed now. Dammit.
 
2012-05-21 09:19:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What the fark is Vince smoking that Eve is central to the major WWE Storylines, while Zack Farkin' Ryder is jobbing on Superstars?

RETIRE, VINCE, YOU SENILE OLD FARK!


Eve is a more compelling character. Zack is on Santino level.
 
2012-05-21 09:19:29 PM
So.
Be.
It.
 
2012-05-21 09:19:32 PM

Igor Jakovsky: What the hell is otunga wearing?


Part cloak, part shirt, part cape. All awkward.
 
2012-05-21 09:19:43 PM
Ha! The WWE Facebook page is loaded with fans calling the writers out for this whole debacle.
 
2012-05-21 09:19:45 PM

silgryphon: It's flexy lexy


So, Cena vs. Otunga ln a Lex Flexer on a Pole match?
 
2012-05-21 09:20:04 PM
20 minutes for this shiat and we still have to endure more Cena? God help us
 
2012-05-21 09:20:07 PM

Igor Jakovsky: What the hell is otunga wearing?


This guy did it better:

www.jasonrivera.com

Much, MUCH better.

/muchly
 
2012-05-21 09:20:21 PM
I wonder who Otunga pissed off to get in this match with Cena. Which we know he won't win
 
2012-05-21 09:20:29 PM

MagSeven: Igor Jakovsky: What the hell is otunga wearing?

Part cloak, part shirt, part cape. All awkward.


The Ass-Cape facepalms at that garment.
 
2012-05-21 09:20:32 PM
When Otunga wrestles Eve should put one of them old timey judge wigs on and have a little hammer with her.
 
2012-05-21 09:20:56 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Ha! The WWE Facebook page is loaded with fans calling the writers out for this whole debacle.


That's awesome
 
2012-05-21 09:20:58 PM
Good job Creative. Use the first 20 minutes for a dumb Cena/Funkman promo, then follow up with a Cena/Otunga match nobody asked for or wanted.

Sure, you COULD have talked about the three title matches last night, but those don't matter anymore now, do they?
 
2012-05-21 09:21:08 PM
So after that amazing Punk/Bryan match.......and the crowd hating Cena/Ace in a Marky area of late we get
20 minutes of Cena
Commerical
Cena match begins
Commercial
Cena match ends
Promo
Commercial
First non-Cena thing around 9:45pm
Punk or Bryan wrestle after the crowd tunes out

Ratings shoot down
Vince: MORE CENA NOW
 
2012-05-21 09:21:13 PM

economicalhaircut: I think I legit could take bigshow in a fight


imageshack.us
 
GTP
2012-05-21 09:21:15 PM
Cena should have told Otunga that he is a jobber and a complete waste of tv time.
 
2012-05-21 09:21:18 PM

economicalhaircut: When Otunga wrestles Eve should put one of them old timey judge wigs on and have a little hammer with her.


*fap?*
 
2012-05-21 09:21:19 PM
Not that the advance promos have much bearing on what happens, but didn't they say "John Laurinatis will have NO WAY OUT on Sunday blah blah blah?" So at the end of the show someone mentions Saturday makes it illegal, and Johnny Ace is put into the match and he's fighting AGAIN for his job.

I would think.
 
2012-05-21 09:21:30 PM

TheManofPA: Any chance the crowd just starts chanting "THIS IS BORING" or "WE WANT BRYAN"


Possibly, but you'd never hear it anyway.
 
2012-05-21 09:22:14 PM
When did Otunga pickup the BP endorsement deal?

/ #oilspill
 
2012-05-21 09:22:24 PM

silgryphon: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Ha! The WWE Facebook page is loaded with fans calling the writers out for this whole debacle.

That's awesome


It's gonna take them a while to edit all THAT out!

HE LOOKED IN MY EYES AND WE SHARED THAT MOMENT

THEN HE BROKE MY HEART
 
2012-05-21 09:22:29 PM
Missed the first segment, someone recap.

Difficulty: with ponies.
 
2012-05-21 09:22:46 PM
RECAPS RECAPS RECAPS.
 
2012-05-21 09:22:49 PM

robsul82: Not that the advance promos have much bearing on what happens, but didn't they say "John Laurinatis will have NO WAY OUT on Sunday blah blah blah?" So at the end of the show someone mentions Saturday makes it illegal, and Johnny Ace is put into the match and he's fighting AGAIN for his job.

I would think.


Yeah, but then Big Show would cost Cena the match. AGAIN. and who wants that
 
GTP
2012-05-21 09:23:01 PM
Just go ahead and change the name of this show to Monday Night Recap.
 
2012-05-21 09:23:05 PM
I don't know, I saw John Cena this shook up when he lost to the Rock, and Lord Tensai, and ....
 
2012-05-21 09:23:10 PM
HURRAY! A recap of WHAT JUST FARKING HAPPENED

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2012-05-21 09:23:22 PM

economicalhaircut: When Otunga wrestles Eve should put one of them old timey judge wigs on and have a little hammer with her.


The hammer is her penis.
 
2012-05-21 09:23:36 PM

TheManofPA: So after that amazing Punk/Bryan match.......and the crowd hating Cena/Ace in a Marky area of late we get
20 minutes of Cena
Commerical
Cena match begins
Commercial
Cena match ends
Promo
Commercial
First non-Cena thing around 9:45pm
Punk or Bryan wrestle after the crowd tunes out

Ratings shoot down
Vince: MORE CENA NOW



You better not be a wizard.
 
2012-05-21 09:23:48 PM
is the knock out punch legal? Aren't they meant to use open fists? Its real to me dammit
 
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