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(Bleacher Report)   There may be good matches on WWE Monday Night Raw. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan may tear the house down again. Christian may make his triumphant return. But it'll all go to hell with Johnny Ace, John Cena, and a crying Giant. 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1524
    More: Obvious, Daniel Bryan, Monday Night Raw, CM Punk, John Cena, John Laurinaitis, Brock Lesnar, Big Show, Alberto Del Rio  
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2012-05-21 09:34:08 PM  
I can't roll my rrrrs
 
2012-05-21 09:34:09 PM  
kinda cute
 
2012-05-21 09:34:24 PM  
Sounds like chewbaccas having sex
 
2012-05-21 09:34:29 PM  
WHY IS THERE A CHEWBACCA-OFF HAPPENING
 
2012-05-21 09:34:36 PM  
Dammit, stop making me laugh, Santino!
 
2012-05-21 09:34:41 PM  
ha ha ha its not even a real cobra. its my arm in a cobra costume. BRILLIANT
 
2012-05-21 09:34:44 PM  
COBRA!!!!
 
2012-05-21 09:34:49 PM  

economicalhaircut: There is a chance big johnny botched his line, meant to say sunday not saturday, he's done it before,


The stip was "any Superstar interferes, they're fired". If Ace re-signed Show even as late as just before he went out for the match, Show would have been a "Superstar". The logical 'out' here is that Ace made the offer when Show had him goozled in the ring, seconds before Show WMD'd Cena.

Or they're going with Show is an idiot for re-signing early, he's fired again.

If you remotely believe in logic, that is. WWE booking may vary.
 
2012-05-21 09:34:50 PM  
Booooooooooooooo
 
2012-05-21 09:34:51 PM  
"Jesus Monsoon, what the hell is this?"

"Oh! You're seeing this too? I thought I was having a stroke!"
 
2012-05-21 09:34:52 PM  
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
2012-05-21 09:34:54 PM  
COBRAAAA!
 
2012-05-21 09:34:55 PM  
"It's my arm in a cobra costume, stupid!"

i would LOVE a Santino/Ricardo feud!
 
2012-05-21 09:34:58 PM  
It's cold here in Virginia... like all the heat has been sucked out of the state.
 
2012-05-21 09:35:41 PM  
lol @ santino bringing out alberto del rio.
 
2012-05-21 09:35:46 PM  
I wrote this segment after watching Mr. McMahon get frustrated with foreigners when WWE toured Mexico.
 
2012-05-21 09:35:57 PM  
hahaha, love the breath in the middle of the rolling Rs
 
2012-05-21 09:35:57 PM  
Ricardo >>>>>>>> Santino
 
2012-05-21 09:35:59 PM  
wow Santino, that's how to roll an R..nice.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:07 PM  
What the fark was the point of that?

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-21 09:36:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Praise Cheesus: phedex: WTF is otunga wearing. God I hate him.

I do believe that is the summer sports entertainment fashion for the upcoming fall season from Mr. Pat's Mount Royale Clothiers, San Francisco.

Also known as a raid on Pat Patterson's closet.

There's a joke in there, but I'm not making it.


Well, if Otunga is coming out of Pat's closet wearing that outfit... nothing more need be said.

Crap, my old man is watching RAW and they just aired an ad for the August 13th show in Dallas. One one hand, CM Punk and Daniel Bryan for the championship. On the other hand, Triple Gagne.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:16 PM  
Now, THAT'S comedy! :-)
 
2012-05-21 09:36:22 PM  
The Not 1000th Show?
 
2012-05-21 09:36:27 PM  
So Alberto gets the jobber entrance. Nice.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:28 PM  
Beautiful. A promo during a ring intro.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:35 PM  
Your milestone is bullshiat, WWE.

If you narrow down the category enough, any show can be hitting a milestone.
 
2012-05-21 09:36:38 PM  
John Cena and a baby goat? Fark dat!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-21 09:36:42 PM  
It is not Santino's fault they put the belt on him for no reason.

Santino is good
 
2012-05-21 09:36:53 PM  
THE LONGEST RUNNING WEEKLY EPISODIC TELEVISION SHOW IN HISTORY, WITH MORE JUMP-THE-SHARK MOMENTS THAN A "SHARK WEEK"/X-GAMES CROSSOVER SHOW THAT DOESN'T EXIST...
 
2012-05-21 09:36:53 PM  
One day Santino will prep the cobra, get ready to hit it and Jake Roberts will appear turn him around and hit a DDT.
 
2012-05-21 09:37:08 PM  
THIS is why Santino has a belt. Reward for being the most entertaining character week in and out.

and no, 1000 episodes isn't as impressive when you have it on every week. 500+ when it's only 22 new shows a year is impressive.
 
2012-05-21 09:37:09 PM  
July 23, Raw goes full WCW Nitro.

This is the beginning of the end,
 
2012-05-21 09:37:10 PM  
Vince: "I love Santino, he's a funny chicano!"



Vince: "What? He's not a goddamn chicano?"
 
2012-05-21 09:37:17 PM  
Dark Shadows has 1,225 episodes. Suck it, WWE.
 
2012-05-21 09:37:26 PM  
The Simpsons will pass Lassie...

And Rio was stuck in the car for a second
 
2012-05-21 09:37:30 PM  
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¡Viven de largo Alberto Del Rio, una vez y futuro campeón de WWE! ¡La muerte rápida de mayo acontece a los herejes! ¡Todos granizan Alberto Del Rio, Rey de los Mexicanos!
 
2012-05-21 09:37:31 PM  
Picture botch! Fark it, set up the spot again!

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
2012-05-21 09:37:36 PM  
Maybe now that Raw will be three hours we can start getting to 2008 posts
 
2012-05-21 09:37:37 PM  
Oh, there he is. Is there any chance in hell we get through Orton's intro without a commercial break?
 
2012-05-21 09:37:44 PM  

Fisty Bum: July 23, Raw goes full WCW Nitro.

This is the beginning of the end,


Pretty much
 
2012-05-21 09:37:56 PM  

Gunny Highway: It is not Santino's fault they put the belt on him for no reason.

Santino is good


Never said it was. I just don't like the character. Relax.
 
2012-05-21 09:37:59 PM  
"Boy just wait until we have to sit through 3 hours of this Brain."

"I'll retire before then Monsoon, hey do you think that Del Rio just wears a valet uniform in front of the arena and just drives in the nicest car that he can get keys for?"

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-05-21 09:38:06 PM  
What's impressive is that the 1000th episode celebration takes place on episode #999.
 
2012-05-21 09:38:09 PM  
BOOOOONG
 
2012-05-21 09:38:15 PM  
Another goddamn commercial?
 
2012-05-21 09:38:36 PM  
WWE Creative @WWE_Creative
That's right, we've done 1,000 of these...which means there have been 84,000 rewrites #RAWTonight
 
2012-05-21 09:38:45 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Boy just wait until we have to sit through 3 hours of this Brain."

"I'll retire before then Monsoon, hey do you think that Del Rio just wears a valet uniform in front of the arena and just drives in the nicest car that he can get keys for?"

"Will you stop?"


this is why I love you
 
2012-05-21 09:38:57 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: THIS is why Santino has a belt. Reward for being the most entertaining character week in and out.

and no, 1000 episodes isn't as impressive when you have it on every week. 500+ when it's only 22 new shows a year is impressive.


Law and Order's 20 years was impressive.

Gunsmoke's 20 years was impressive.

Richard Belzer as John Munch for 20 years is impressive.

The Price is Right at 40 years and over 7,000 episodes is impressive.

Raw hits 1,000? BFD.
 
2012-05-21 09:39:07 PM  

verbaltoxin: Dark Shadows has 1,225 episodes. Suck it, WWE.


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"IT'S NOT SPORTS!"
 
2012-05-21 09:39:22 PM  
Do they really need to put dub step in every ad they run?
 
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