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(TMZ)   The Gospel of Tebow apparently cannot include photos with actresses   (tmz.com) divider line 62
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2012-05-20 11:26:56 PM
What a jackass.
 
2012-05-20 11:29:42 PM
Oh,this is gonna be a great thread....
 
2012-05-20 11:31:12 PM
Those are men, baby!
 
2012-05-20 11:38:37 PM
Now that he's asked that the photo be removed, it gets posted by TMZ for the whole world to see. Smooth move, exlax.
 
2012-05-20 11:42:25 PM
Apos: Oh,this is gonna be a great thread....

MANNING FACE!
 
2012-05-21 12:05:41 AM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-21 01:10:15 AM
When are people going to accept the fact that once something is on the internet it is never, ever going away?
 
2012-05-21 03:09:43 AM
The actress who posted the pic:

p.twimg.com
 
2012-05-21 03:10:00 AM
He seems like a genuine Christian guy who is getting micromanaged by his agent.

It's still early in his career and his people have built an entire aura for him based on his beliefs. Jesus hung out with prostitutes and criminals, but if he had an agent, you can bet he'd have been advised to stay with a more wholesome group of people.
 
2012-05-21 03:11:10 AM
Barbra Streisand cackles from her beachfront home.
 
2012-05-21 03:11:30 AM
Jesus will forgive him. He always does.
 
2012-05-21 03:13:14 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: He seems like a genuine Christian guy who is getting micromanaged by his agent.

It's still early in his career and his people have built an entire aura for him based on his beliefs. Jesus hung out with prostitutes and criminals, but if he had an agent, you can bet he'd have been advised to stay with a more wholesome group of people.


i Jesus were live today,he'd be able to throw a football better ... and read a defense better ... and etc, etc ...

/Too easy
 
2012-05-21 03:15:29 AM
IF damnit!
 
2012-05-21 03:23:00 AM
i614.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-21 03:27:25 AM
Wait, so is the problem that he had his picture taken with actresses or that he had his picture taken with actresses while he was attending a Broadway musical?

NTTAWWT.
 
2012-05-21 03:33:33 AM
You know, Jesus was often seen with some people of questionable character too.


/Just sayin'
 
2012-05-21 03:48:42 AM
Oh the shame, posing with harlots.
 
2012-05-21 03:54:47 AM
I believe he's now obligated to stone them to death and pay their fathers 5 shekels.
 
2012-05-21 04:09:02 AM
mike100915.files.wordpress.com
Better?
 
2012-05-21 04:13:03 AM
dj_bigbird: Now that he's asked that the photo be removed, it gets posted by TMZ for the whole world to see. Smooth move, exlax.

Not to sound like a Tebow white knighter, but has nobody here asked friends not to post potentially embarrassing (or even not embarrassing) pictures of themselves on the Internet?
 
2012-05-21 04:17:28 AM
I've got a solution for you Tebow. In order to prevent any pictures that may harm your squeaky clean image all you have to do is never leave your house. Ever.
 
2012-05-21 04:18:00 AM
Atomic Spunk: [mike100915.files.wordpress.com image 307x304]
Better?


That girl has serious deformities.
 
2012-05-21 04:19:57 AM
Cannot include photos that make it appear he enjoys Broadway musicals.

BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH!
 
2012-05-21 04:28:15 AM
vartian: When are people going to accept the fact that once something is on the internet it is never, ever going away?

The same time people accept the fact that if you cultivate an image of righteousness, people are going to go out of their way to wreck it. The solution is to break down the wall between the image and the reality yourself.
 
2012-05-21 05:01:23 AM
The people around Tebow are just making him look bad but trying too hard making him look good.
 
2012-05-21 05:41:49 AM
stoli n coke: Wait, so is the problem that he had his picture taken with actresses or that he had his picture taken with actresses while he was attending a Broadway musical?

NTTAWWT.


Honestly, I think it's the Broadway musical part. I've read elsewhere that he's concerned with being portrayed as gay.
 
2012-05-21 05:47:55 AM
over/under on time till tebow is out of the closet?

also on how long until he gives up football for the work of JEBUS!!!
 
2012-05-21 05:51:44 AM
stoli n coke: Wait, so is the problem that he had his picture taken with actresses or that he had his picture taken with actresses while he was attending a Broadway musical?

NTTAWWT.


Why is a man hanging out with 20 hot, flexible women deemed gay, while a man hanging out with four fat, beer-swilling men deemed straight? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
 
2012-05-21 06:04:44 AM
Is he an athlete or a monk?
 
2012-05-21 06:29:22 AM
Man, religion got it so very right so long ago. Grab people by the genitals and twist, because once you control how they think about The Sex, you will control everything.

Atomic Spunk:
[mike100915.files.wordpress.com image 307x304]
Better?


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2012-05-21 06:34:45 AM
I love that our society is either so prudish or so homophobic, that if a man is photographed either at a Broadway show, or with people who star in a Broadway show, that man has a palpable fear that people will think he's gay. That said.......

Tebow is a coont regardless of whether he's gay or straight, and demanding the picture be removed just proves how big of a coont he is. IT'S A FARKING PICTURE.
 
2012-05-21 07:10:23 AM
What about ponies?

Does he approve of pony pics?
 
2012-05-21 07:19:14 AM
Is he upset with being photographed with Broadway actors, or is he upset with being photographed with women showing that much skin? Yes, it makes a difference. Sad as it is to say, a lot of the pro-family Christian types probably would/will get upset with him over the latter reason, which may subsequently tarnish his image with them. Never mind like someone else already said, Jesus hung out with prostitutes and criminals.

/not judging the women that he was photographed with
//just familiar with how prudish a lot of the Christian community is
 
2012-05-21 07:23:03 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: He seems like a genuine Christian guy who is getting micromanaged by his agent.

It's still early in his career and his people have built an entire aura for him based on his beliefs. Jesus hung out with prostitutes and criminals, but if he had an agent, you can bet he'd have been advised to stay with a more wholesome group of people.


Yes, a genuine Christian... who openly prays (bible says not to) so that he can win at football which makes him rich (bible says rich is bad). Clearly not a pandering hypocritical douchebag in any way...
 
2012-05-21 07:53:17 AM
Yes, Jesus frowned upon the hanging out with women who looked like prostitutes. Mary Magdalene spent most of her days dressed as Curly from the Three Stooges to compensate. Fact.
 
2012-05-21 08:15:06 AM
Ok, I'm a Sooner, so my distaste for Tebow is natural...

That being said, one of my first exposures to Tebow was in a Fark thread where picture after picture was linked of him posing with bikini clad women. Between that and his loud mouthed religion crap, I immediately associated him with my ex and lumped him into the "Christian for the ability to always play the God card" group.

It's not like this is the first time he was photographed with scantily clad women... and I have a feeling it won't be the last.
 
2012-05-21 08:21:51 AM
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Better?


yes she is.
 
2012-05-21 08:23:04 AM
B.L.Z. Bub: dj_bigbird: Now that he's asked that the photo be removed, it gets posted by TMZ for the whole world to see. Smooth move, exlax.

Not to sound like a Tebow white knighter, but has nobody here asked friends not to post potentially embarrassing (or even not embarrassing) pictures of themselves on the Internet?


Sure, but the cast of a huge Broadway hit?
 
2012-05-21 08:26:28 AM
So, are we supposed to believe a man in his mid-20's with millions of dollars just sits around with fellow Christians reading the Bible all day? Riiiiiiight. His holier-than-thou pious bullshiat is too much to take.
 
2012-05-21 08:28:19 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: He seems like a genuine Christian guy who is getting micromanaged by his agent.

It's still early in his career and his people have built an entire aura for him based on his beliefs. Jesus hung out with prostitutes and criminals, but if he had an agent, you can bet he'd have been advised to stay with a more wholesome group of people.


Heh, yeah, I think you are correct.
 
2012-05-21 08:40:21 AM
italie: Yes, Jesus frowned upon the hanging out with women who looked like prostitutes. Mary Magdalene spent most of her days dressed as Curly from the Three Stooges to compensate. Fact.

WRONG.

In this contemporary picture, you can clearly see her channeling Moe.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-21 08:42:52 AM
Since image is soooo important, then his holy shtick is just for show. More a tactic for a mediocre jock to keep his 'Q Score' up and make more money than to win souls.

Good to know.
 
2012-05-21 08:54:18 AM
Tim,

Jesus knows about those pictures and he also knows what you were thinking at the time.
 
2012-05-21 10:01:47 AM
So all we have as to why the photo was taken down is the claim of one actress. There's also that anyone so sensitive as to think that a man is less of a Christian for posing for a photo like that is so uptight and out there, they're likely not anyone of any real signifigance.
 
2012-05-21 10:09:51 AM
He knows his picture is being taken because HE'S POSING FOR IT.

This either smells like an overactive agent OR an actress grubbing for publicity.
 
2012-05-21 10:15:46 AM
MattyFridays: He knows his picture is being taken because HE'S POSING FOR IT.

This either smells like an overactive agent OR an actress grubbing for publicity.


Well, he agreed to have the picture taken for some fans, but not necessarily have that picture posted on the internet for all to see. It's still silly all around, but I don't think the argument is that he wasn't aware a photo was being taken.
 
2012-05-21 10:18:20 AM
He should be more worried about what message he's sending that in not one of the pictures floating around of girls with big boobs taking pictures with him is he trying to surreptitiously sneak a look.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-05-21 10:35:05 AM
Dear TMZ:
It's Rock of Ages.
 
2012-05-21 11:09:52 AM
Atomic Spunk: [mike100915.files.wordpress.com image 307x304]
Better?


I'm looking at this pic and waiting for something to pop, like it's a gif or something.
 
2012-05-21 11:36:45 AM
B.L.Z. Bub: dj_bigbird: Now that he's asked that the photo be removed, it gets posted by TMZ for the whole world to see. Smooth move, exlax.

Not to sound like a Tebow white knighter, but has nobody here asked friends not to post potentially embarrassing (or even not embarrassing) pictures of themselves on the Internet?


Step 1) Pose for picture with Broadway actresses
Step 2) Realize that being at a Broadway show at all makes your closeted homosexuality that more apparent
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Profit
 
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