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(io9)   Suit of meat armor offers +5 protection against vegetarians, -1 against Lady Gaga   ( io9.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Lady Gaga, vegetarians, protections, meat armor  
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2939 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 May 2012 at 10:10 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-20 10:12:42 PM  
He's clearly bent on outdoing Gaga,but his victory will be fleeting should he encounter a slew of famished stray cats. Or curious raccoons.
 
2012-05-20 10:14:39 PM  
Beefkake?
 
2012-05-20 10:22:55 PM  
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Call him Koko
 
2012-05-20 10:29:58 PM  
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"Give me all the meat."
 
2012-05-20 10:31:59 PM  
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That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

/Yes, I know.
 
2012-05-20 10:40:10 PM  

ThePastafarian: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

/Yes, I know.


God I hate you so much right now. That picture and associated statement (I refuse to call it a meme) was gone from my memory before tonight.
 
2012-05-20 10:57:35 PM  
Ed Gein unimpressed.
 
2012-05-20 11:01:03 PM  

DubyaHater: ThePastafarian: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

/Yes, I know.

God I hate you so much right now. That picture and associated statement (I refuse to call it a meme) was gone from my memory before tonight.


I can't help it anymore :(
 
2012-05-20 11:37:56 PM  
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EAT MY BURGER FOR IT IS MY FLESH
 
2012-05-20 11:50:15 PM  
Clearly this is 3rd edition rules. In the days of THAC0 it'd be -5 vs. vegetarians, +1 vs. Lady Gaga.

Too bad they never made a 4th edition, I thought 3.5 was a pretty well-streamlined, sensible revision that only needed a few kinks ironed out.
 
2012-05-20 11:51:33 PM  

elchip: Clearly this is 3rd edition rules. In the days of THAC0 it'd be -5 vs. vegetarians, +1 vs. Lady Gaga.

Too bad they never made a 4th edition, I thought 3.5 was a pretty well-streamlined, sensible revision that only needed a few kinks ironed out.


I see what you did there. Consider Pathfinder?

/liked 4E.
 
2012-05-21 12:01:06 AM  
I was wondering when they would make Leonard Part 7.
 
2012-05-21 01:35:46 AM  
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2012-05-21 02:22:47 AM  

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EAT MY BURGER FOR IT IS MY FLESH


OBEY!
 
2012-05-21 02:25:54 AM  
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2012-05-21 02:37:12 AM  

ThePastafarian: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

/Yes, I know.


It's time to stop. It's time to let go and let the the community have it. I hope I see it pop up. I hope I meet that unfortunate black guy again sometime. I love you all.
 
Skr
2012-05-21 03:45:52 AM  

RatMaster999: [a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x449]

EAT MY BURGER FOR IT IS MY FLESH


That's a mighty fine cow god you have there, be a shame if anything happened to it.

/burger king'ed
 
2012-05-21 08:06:02 AM  
I see someone already pointed out that leather armour is basically meat armour.
 
2012-05-21 11:10:25 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: I see someone already pointed out that leather armour is basically meat armour.


Except that it's not. It's skin armor, isn't it? I wouldn't call armor made of bone "meat armor", so why would you do it with skin?
 
2012-05-21 11:37:39 AM  

Khellendros: DjangoStonereaver: I see someone already pointed out that leather armour is basically meat armour.

Except that it's not. It's skin armor, isn't it? I wouldn't call armor made of bone "meat armor", so why would you do it with skin?


What is leather, really, but upscale beef jerky?

Padded armour, then.
 
2012-05-21 01:23:39 PM  
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2012-05-21 01:44:07 PM  
If it was my mother's potroast it would have DR 20/nuclear.

/that shiat was uneatable
 
2012-05-22 02:36:54 AM  

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"Yeah, that's right Mr. High and Mighty Paladin, I'm wearing babies. You gonna hit me now, kill some babies? How many atonement spells is that going to require? Asshole."
 
2012-05-22 04:23:43 AM  

skepticultist: SirTanon: [img.gawkerassets.com image 360x390]

"Yeah, that's right Mr. High and Mighty Paladin, I'm wearing babies. You gonna hit me now, kill some babies? How many atonement spells is that going to require? Asshole."


Babies are EVIL
 
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