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(LA Times)   Kid Rock's "Chillin' The Most" cruise ship pretty much a floating Waffle House   (latimes.com) divider line 69
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2012-05-20 10:45:36 PM  
That looks like the worst cruise ever. Nothing but standing room.

Might as well just rent out a park in Ohio like the Juggalos do. You'll get everything you can from a Kid Rock concert with the added bonus of being able to catch fewer diseases.
 
2012-05-20 10:53:26 PM  
Yeah? And?
 
2012-05-20 10:53:28 PM  
I bet that boat stinks.

Or if it doesn't it will once it makes port.
 
2012-05-20 10:55:28 PM  
There's a dude in that article who's deliberately brought his two hot 21-year-old daughters onto a cruise ship packed with 2,647 Kid Rock fans.

It's like he's daring fate.
 
2012-05-20 10:59:08 PM  
*reads article*

Someone actually spent $16,000 on this cruise...

/ insert "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme
 
2012-05-20 10:59:09 PM  
Waffle House, Kid Rock, International waters.

HONKEY KNIFE FIGHT!
 
2012-05-20 11:03:53 PM  
Hell on Earth
 
2012-05-20 11:04:37 PM  
"Floating Waffle House" sounds awesome. I like my hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, and peppered. And their Bacon Egg and Cheese Texas Melt is to die for.

/and maybe to die of
 
2012-05-20 11:10:54 PM  
On a serious note, what are the US laws regarding illegitimate children being "born" (Fundie-speak for "fertilizing an egg") on international waters?

Its not for me, its for the 85% of ovulating women on this cruise...
 
2012-05-20 11:12:45 PM  

BroVinny: "Floating Waffle House" sounds awesome. I like my hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, and peppered. And their Bacon Egg and Cheese Texas Melt is to die for.

/and maybe to die of


Yes, that plus booze AND boobies!?! Sounds quite wonderful (for a short time anyway).
 
2012-05-20 11:15:16 PM  
There was a link a few weeks ago for a Saw themed cruise where the big attraction was you could pose for pictures with the doll. This one looks worse.
 
2012-05-20 11:28:10 PM  
That sh*t makes prison look bearable.
 
2012-05-20 11:30:51 PM  
Wait...that Kid Rock asshole has 2,600+ fans?

Yeah, don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-05-20 11:33:08 PM  
It's much more affordable to just go to the dozens of beachfront Waffle House's in Mississippi.
 
2012-05-20 11:34:39 PM  

Funbags: On a serious note, what are the US laws regarding illegitimate children being "born" (Fundie-speak for "fertilizing an egg") on international waters?

Its not for me, its for the 85% of ovulating women on this cruise...


Country of origin is determined by birth, not fertilization, ergo anchor babies.

In the case of international waters, I've heard it assigned to 'wherever the parents have citizenship', the country of destination, the country of origin, and I think in one case, the farking plane itself (that kid got screwed).
 
2012-05-20 11:37:27 PM  
If that ship sank and took all the passengers down with it, there'd be a measurable rise in this nation's IQ.
 
2012-05-20 11:38:28 PM  
You say that like a floating Waffle House would be a bad thing.
 
2012-05-20 11:39:45 PM  
There's nothing imaginable that would make me want to get on that ship.

Well maybe $500,000 but not a dime less.
 
2012-05-20 11:40:47 PM  
I love Kid Rock.Can one of you find where he does take me out to the ballpark at wrigley field.(i need an adult)

he seems blazed out of his mind.He forgot to say lets get some runs.somebody
whispers in his ear..
then he yells out lets get some lunch!!!
 
2012-05-20 11:44:59 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: That looks like the worst cruise ever. Nothing but standing room.


There are no more people on there than there would be for any other sold out cruise.
 
2012-05-20 11:51:16 PM  

jmr61: There's nothing imaginable that would make me want to get on that ship.

Well maybe $500,000 but not a dime less.


What about a large amount of large breasted drunk women with questionable morals?
 
2012-05-20 11:51:18 PM  
lol goddamn you whiny biatches are a bunch of killjoys.
 
2012-05-21 12:03:02 AM  
Sartre was right.
 
2012-05-21 12:04:22 AM  

ReapTheChaos: You say that like a floating Waffle House would be a bad thing.


what if it wasnt floating on syrup?
 
2012-05-21 12:05:10 AM  

bel4sucks: lol goddamn you whiny biatches are a bunch of killjoys.


you called?
 
2012-05-21 12:06:34 AM  
I just want my goddamn waffles.

:(
 
2012-05-21 12:10:52 AM  

bel4sucks: lol goddamn you whiny biatches are a bunch of killjoys.


This. I don't like Kid Rock, but I'd party the fark out of that place.
 
2012-05-21 12:12:11 AM  

wandero: There's a dude in that article who's deliberately brought his two hot 21-year-old daughters onto a cruise ship packed with 2,647 Kid Rock fans.

It's like he's daring fate.


It ain't incest if it happens in international waters.
 
2012-05-21 12:14:42 AM  
I'd probably be one of the oldest there, but, it sounds like a good time (if I was single). Being part of a 2,600 person 'walk of shame' when it was all over would make me consider quit drinking forever... or for a few months at least...
 
2012-05-21 12:15:52 AM  
The crew members who have to clean up after these constantly drunk passengers have my deepest sympathy. Hopefully they'll get some decent size tips for all the extra work they'll be doing, but I wouldn't count on it.
 
2012-05-21 12:17:31 AM  

Spartapuss: Waffle House, Kid Rock, International waters.

HONKEYMONKEY KNIFE FIGHT!


mimg.ugo.com

Ha! He ain't pretty no more!
 
2012-05-21 12:19:33 AM  

bel4sucks: lol goddamn you whiny biatches are a bunch of killjoys.


Their helicopter parents would disapprove. Little Jayden and Joshua might catch the monkey bumps or something.
 
2012-05-21 12:21:27 AM  
Ritchie's outing, his third, kicks off this year's music cruise season where Kelly, Blake Shelton, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, Rick Springfield and KISS will also sail before the year's end.

Yee-gads. Alert me when there's one with a band that doesn't suck.

/would totally do an Orbital cruise


Bathia_Mapes: The crew members who have to clean up after these constantly drunk passengers have my deepest sympathy. Hopefully they'll get some decent size tips for all the extra work they'll be doing, but I wouldn't count on it.


According to my mom, who recently went on a cruise for the first time, they're incompetent and don't speak english.
 
2012-05-21 12:25:56 AM  
But guys, he's an American bad ass.

www.metalsludge.tv
 
2012-05-21 12:31:15 AM  
I wouldn't pay for a ticket, but that certainly looks like a fun time to me. Good tunes, good prepared, a shiatload of alcohol... Hell yeah.
 
2012-05-21 12:31:15 AM  
I am officially too old for this shiat....
 
2012-05-21 12:36:35 AM  

fusillade762: According to my mom, who recently went on a cruise for the first time, they're incompetent and don't speak english.


Which cruise line did she use?
 
2012-05-21 12:51:21 AM  

fusillade762: According to my mom, who recently went on a cruise for the first time, they're incompetent and don't speak english.


Most cruise ship workers are underpaid foreigners. The only ones that usually speak English and make a reasonable wage are those that interact with the guests.
 
2012-05-21 01:05:41 AM  
I was about to say "that sounds like my idea of pure hell" and then I realized that it is spring break for a bunch of 40 year olds such as myself (36, so I'd be in the top 150 cutest by default). Then I thought, with a different musician, that might be fun as hell. Like the Beastie Boys, that would be awesome. And then I remembered Adam Yauch is dead and it made me sadder than a Kid Rock cruise.
 
2012-05-21 01:13:00 AM  
Also, if you were a celebrity, would you want to be trapped on a boat with thousands of your most rabid fans? Sorry, I can't stop thinking about this.
 
2012-05-21 01:50:43 AM  
I'm holding out for the Titus Andronicus cruise.
 
2012-05-21 01:54:59 AM  
schubie
Also, if you were a celebrity, would you want to be trapped on a boat with thousands of your most rabid fans? Sorry, I can't stop thinking about this

on regular cruises the comedians and other headliners fly in when the ship is visiting a port. they do the evening shows and then get off the ship and fly home. i don't know what the itinerary was of this cruise but i would not be surprised if he wasn't on the ship all the time.
 
2012-05-21 02:22:00 AM  
...but did he rock that biatch up and down the coast?
 
2012-05-21 02:23:40 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: According to my mom, who recently went on a cruise for the first time, they're incompetent and don't speak english.

Which cruise line did she use?


Carnival. Apparently it was a ship that spent most of its time in the Carribbean re-purposed to cruise Alaska. There was no heat in the rooms and it took her and my aunt three tries to get someone to turn off the AC. She also said the food was terrible.
 
2012-05-21 02:38:23 AM  
I went on the recent EDM cruise, 'Holy Ship!' (skrillex, laidback luke, steve aoki, fatboy slim, etc..)

it was honestly some of the most fun ive ever had.
 
2012-05-21 02:41:04 AM  

fusillade762: Bathia_Mapes: fusillade762: According to my mom, who recently went on a cruise for the first time, they're incompetent and don't speak english.

Which cruise line did she use?

Carnival. Apparently it was a ship that spent most of its time in the Carribbean re-purposed to cruise Alaska. There was no heat in the rooms and it took her and my aunt three tries to get someone to turn off the AC. She also said the food was terrible.


Some cruise lines do better than others.
 
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2012-05-21 04:29:17 AM  

endtimethirtyfour: ...but did he rock that biatch up and down the coast?


I think that outcome is subjective.
I think that your query is hilarious.

I don't know what he's doing on a boat, I thought he was going to set up shop on top of Four Seasons and run a pimp game for all the right reasons.
 
2012-05-21 07:10:38 AM  
A chick showing off one of her 14 Kid Rock tatoos - nice!
 
2012-05-21 07:12:17 AM  

fisker: But guys, he's an American bad ass.

[www.metalsludge.tv image 400x395]


Looks like he's saying, "Hey, guess which light socket I stuck this finger in!??"
 
2012-05-21 07:18:44 AM  

bel4sucks: lol goddamn you whiny old biatches are a bunch of killjoys.


FTFY.

People whining it's standing room only at a party. Let's see, you're on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, party rockin with hot babes in bikini's and booze is flowing freely. Who gives a shiat that group is playing and get your swerve on. But no, the music is too loud, I'm trying to sleep in my cabin but the boat keeps tilting. Everyone is useless and doesn't speak American. Worst cruise ever.
 
2012-05-21 07:24:00 AM  

swaxhog: Let's see, you're on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, party rockin with hot babes in bikini's and booze is flowing freely.


Here's a guy who didn't look at the slide show....
 
2012-05-21 08:15:03 AM  

The Muthaship: swaxhog: Let's see, you're on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, party rockin with hot babes in bikini's and booze is flowing freely.

Here's a guy who didn't look at the slide show....


Amen. The problem with the Kid Rock crowd, is you're going to go about 1/10 on hot chicks. And even then, they are hot in that skeezy way, which is awesome and all, but leads to a lifetime of shame and herpes if you're not careful. Plus you gotta take into account, you are probably sloppy 10th's that day if you hook up.
 
2012-05-21 08:30:46 AM  
latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com

I think this pic should be on the front of their brochure. Everyone looks like they're having a great time.
 
2012-05-21 08:43:53 AM  
"Floating Waffle House" and "Kid Rock" are also nicknames I have used for specific bowel movements.
 
2012-05-21 09:28:58 AM  

lostinspace1978: [latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com image 640x389]

I think this pic should be on the front of their brochure. Everyone looks like they're having a great time.


Even the gay guy in the black shirt to the left.
 
2012-05-21 10:09:43 AM  
It's like a white trash magnet.
 
2012-05-21 10:26:53 AM  
It looks like it smells like vomit....and desperation.
 
2012-05-21 10:38:14 AM  

brandnewchair: I went on the recent EDM cruise, 'Holy Ship!' (skrillex, laidback luke, steve aoki, fatboy slim, etc..)

it was honestly some of the most fun ive ever had.


I think even a junglist (such as myself) would manage to put his beat-snobbery aside get on board for some motorboating. Someone else had it right; peeps on fark are all killjoys.

starlost: schubie
Also, if you were a celebrity, would you want to be trapped on a boat with thousands of your most rabid fans? Sorry, I can't stop thinking about this

on regular cruises the comedians and other headliners fly in when the ship is visiting a port. they do the evening shows and then get off the ship and fly home. i don't know what the itinerary was of this cruise but i would not be surprised if he wasn't on the ship all the time.


If you read deep in the article, he's actually on the boat the whole time. Occasionally inviting fans into his suite. It sounds like he takes feature that fans will have 'access' to him very seriously. I'm sure not every one does it, but this strikes me as what the float Dead-show caravan has evolved into... kinda.

zenobia: Sartre Sark was right.



FTFY. Acknowledged, Master Control.
 
2012-05-21 10:54:27 AM  
How many poorly-maintained vaginas can you cram on one stinky cruise ship?
 
2012-05-21 02:52:19 PM  

airsupport: How many poorly-maintained vaginas can you cram on one stinky cruise ship?


i would cram all of them
 
2012-05-21 03:57:09 PM  

turtleking: airsupport: How many poorly-maintained vaginas can you cram on one stinky cruise ship?

i would cram all of them


It's a shame so few will see this.
 
2012-05-21 04:38:00 PM  

The Muthaship: turtleking: airsupport: How many poorly-maintained vaginas can you cram on one stinky cruise ship?

i would cram all of them

It's a shame so few will see this.


its a shame so few will actually be crammed
 
2012-05-21 05:29:07 PM  
This whole "concert cruise" thing is getting old, really fast. Even if I had that kind of money, I wouldn't spend $1,000+ on a ticket to see a handful of bands that I like in as well as twice as many that I don't. Stick to touring the old fashioned way; it's probably a lot easier in addition to being much cheaper.
 
2012-05-21 07:08:04 PM  
Back in 91 or 92 my buddy from high school beat up Kid Rock outside CJ Barrymores in Mt. Clemens, Michigan.


/csb
 
2012-05-21 09:58:58 PM  
Anyone know where I can rent a U boat and a full load of torpedoes?
 
2012-05-21 10:44:08 PM  

turtleking: airsupport: How many poorly-maintained vaginas can you cram on one stinky cruise ship?

i would cram all of them


You win, sir.

Consider my hat doffed.
 
2012-05-22 01:10:49 AM  
This..This is just an excuse to cruise for kid rock, isn't it?
 
2012-05-22 06:39:03 AM  

Onkel Buck: Back in 91 or 92 my buddy from high school beat up Kid Rock outside CJ Barrymores in Mt. Clemens, Michigan.


/csb


The dude weighed about 90lbs. Tell your buddy I said nice job.
 
2012-05-22 10:03:42 PM  

schubie: I was about to say "that sounds like my idea of pure hell" and then I realized that it is spring break for a bunch of 40 year olds such as myself (36, so I'd be in the top 150 cutest by default). Then I thought, with a different musician, that might be fun as hell. Like the Beastie Boys, that would be awesome. And then I remembered Adam Yauch is dead and it made me sadder than a Kid Rock cruise.


That's really funny and I was going to tell you I'm stealing it from you. And then I remembered Adam Yauch is dead and ow I think I just divided by zero.

/ow
 
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