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(Komo)   Just another Seattle Saturday night when a half naked woman in hot pink duct tape kicks the ba-jeebers out of the cops   (komonews.com) divider line 92
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2012-05-20 10:54:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-20 10:56:36 PM
What a woman in hot pink duct tape might look like...

www.failedfashions.com
 
2012-05-20 11:03:52 PM
Mr.Bobo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LincolnLogolas: Mr.Bobo: I so totally want this chick to look something like this...

[mimg.ugo.com image 450x666]

But I'm guessing that the reality is a long ways away from that... Seattle, not the hottest chicks on the planet... And I'm guessing that actual young lady is at least 20 lbs over weight. I've been in bars late at night where chicks start taking their clothes off... It's rarely a chick you want to see naked...

Ahhh Back to my fantasy...

You want her to look like a ten year old boy in skimpy lingerie? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Yeah, women's thighs should touch on the inside. Whenever there is a gap there it is a huge turn off...

Screw you... I love the skinny chicks. I have dated several that looked like a good breeze could snap them in half. I'll take an uninhibited skinny chick that knows how to move over some chick who's thighs touch any day...

And what is a good catholic boy like you doing thinking about women's thighs? Looks like someone's going to have a little something to share with your priest at confession... Shame, shame...


Catholic? I'm Zoroastrian, you jumped up provential.
 
2012-05-20 11:06:21 PM
ZAZ: The officers were treated and released.

A severed tendon is a treat-and-release injury?


It's easy to laugh at this chick, but injuring three cops -- or putting them into a position where they can claim that she injured them -- will have been the biggest mistake in a life that has probably been full of them. Between civil damages and criminal charges, her career as a happy-go-lucky Darryl Hannah impersonator is pretty much over.

Greymalkin: Yet one can be certain that had they tasered this woman in the first place before she assaulted 3 cops (after already assaulting the two people in the diner) you would have been in here shrieking about "power-tripping" cops with a similar level of ignorance.

You have to understand, these are Seattle cops. Historically, when Seattle cops get into a shootout, it involves one of them emptying a Glock into an unarmed, unthreatening citizen, or two of them unwittingly shooting at each other. We don't get the cream-of-the-crop LEOs up here.

I'm certainly not OK with police brutality, but after someone actually does attack a cop, the gloves can legitimately come off. It's time to quit screwing around and bring the necessary force to bear, including said Glock if the taser doesn't work. Apparently our cops can't even do that.
 
2012-05-20 11:08:23 PM
Sorry... Didn't mean to insult you by calling you a catholic... Must have read the wrong bio.

I a little stoned, just picked up some platinum kush that is killer.
 
2012-05-20 11:09:39 PM
Miss Stein: FormlessOne: 89 Stick-Up Kid: AbbeySomeone: I'm just trying to figure out which bar this happened at. Mecca?

I'm thinking Ozzie's. They serve you until you're fighting or puking. She was probably all hopped up on goof balls too.

That would be my bet. Why in the hell anyone goes there, except for the occasional freakshow, is beyond me.

Okay, I'll go with Ozzie's then too. It's been years since I did the lower QA crawl.


Never been to Ozzie's or Sreamline but we have frequented the Mecca. I'm thinking she got the boot from there because she refused to pay her tab, tip, or punched the bartender. Pink duct tape wouldn't really rattle that crowd.
Mecca serves a mean meatloaf and potatoes and a stiff drink.
 
2012-05-20 11:11:06 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mr.Bobo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LincolnLogolas: Mr.Bobo: I so totally want this chick to look something like this...

[mimg.ugo.com image 450x666]

But I'm guessing that the reality is a long ways away from that... Seattle, not the hottest chicks on the planet... And I'm guessing that actual young lady is at least 20 lbs over weight. I've been in bars late at night where chicks start taking their clothes off... It's rarely a chick you want to see naked...

Ahhh Back to my fantasy...

You want her to look like a ten year old boy in skimpy lingerie? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Yeah, women's thighs should touch on the inside. Whenever there is a gap there it is a huge turn off...

Screw you... I love the skinny chicks. I have dated several that looked like a good breeze could snap them in half. I'll take an uninhibited skinny chick that knows how to move over some chick who's thighs touch any day...

And what is a good catholic boy like you doing thinking about women's thighs? Looks like someone's going to have a little something to share with your priest at confession... Shame, shame...

Catholic? I'm Zoroastrian, you jumped up provential.


Sorry... Didn't mean to insult you by calling you a catholic... Must have read the wrong bio.

I a little stoned, just picked up some platinum kush that is killer.

So stoned I can't even reply properly... Looks like an early night for me...
 
2012-05-20 11:12:08 PM
Nice work Mom.
 
2012-05-20 11:14:59 PM
AbbeySomeone:
Mecca serves a mean meatloaf and potatoes and a stiff drink.


Duly noted. Will check them out!
 
2012-05-20 11:24:12 PM
Mr.Bobo: Sorry... Didn't mean to insult you by calling you a catholic... Must have read the wrong bio.

I a little stoned, just picked up some platinum kush that is killer.


Mr.Bobo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mr.Bobo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LincolnLogolas: Mr.Bobo: I so totally want this chick to look something like this...

[mimg.ugo.com image 450x666]

But I'm guessing that the reality is a long ways away from that... Seattle, not the hottest chicks on the planet... And I'm guessing that actual young lady is at least 20 lbs over weight. I've been in bars late at night where chicks start taking their clothes off... It's rarely a chick you want to see naked...

Ahhh Back to my fantasy...

You want her to look like a ten year old boy in skimpy lingerie? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Yeah, women's thighs should touch on the inside. Whenever there is a gap there it is a huge turn off...

Screw you... I love the skinny chicks. I have dated several that looked like a good breeze could snap them in half. I'll take an uninhibited skinny chick that knows how to move over some chick who's thighs touch any day...

And what is a good catholic boy like you doing thinking about women's thighs? Looks like someone's going to have a little something to share with your priest at confession... Shame, shame...

Catholic? I'm Zoroastrian, you jumped up provential.

Sorry... Didn't mean to insult you by calling you a catholic... Must have read the wrong bio.

I a little stoned, just picked up some platinum kush that is killer.

So stoned I can't even reply properly... Looks like an early night for me...


I want to go to there

/liz
 
2012-05-20 11:44:54 PM
Kickin' ass without the formalities of taking names! She sounds like my kind of gal.
 
2012-05-20 11:49:26 PM
GGracie: Let me get this straight... Seattle cop flips out and murders a wood carver with a three inch blade who was not even attacking him, Seattle cops stun gun a non-aggressive pregnant woman during a traffic stop, Seattle cops beat and racially slur Hispanics, but get their asses kicked by half-naked hot pink duct tape chick? How about coming to the middle? A suggestion might be using the duct tape to strap her ass down.

Not to quid pro quo, but the Wood Carver had threatened to kill cops in the past, and was arrested 54 times in 3 years. Hardly the saint you paint him as. Spot on with the rest though.
 
2012-05-21 12:03:32 AM
They tranqed her ...

"Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico."

i412.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-21 12:12:44 AM
aid units were sent to 210 W. Mercer at about 8:20pm. There's a Taco Bell/KFC at that address. So I'm guessing the Streamline Tavern across the street.


Fark -- that's across the road from our office. I see that Taco Hell every day.
+1 on it being the Streamline
 
2012-05-21 12:35:16 AM
 
2012-05-21 12:52:46 AM
shivashakti: Now this is a mugshot that I wanna see!

That's what I came here to see... Come on Farkers, I know you can do it...
 
2012-05-21 12:52:57 AM
Greymalkin: Man On Pink Corner: Remind me again, why do we give these clowns Tasers? They don't get used when the situation calls for it, only when the cop feels like power-tripping all over some poor farker who can't or won't fight back.

Yet one can be certain that had they tasered this woman in the first place before she assaulted 3 cops (after already assaulting the two people in the diner) you would have been in here shrieking about "power-tripping" cops with a similar level of ignorance.


And we'd all be pointing and laughing as you sucked off every cop in the neighborhood.

Come back when you've pulled your head out of your ass.
 
2012-05-21 01:08:11 AM
the_celt: What's her Fark handle?

Grables'Daughter?
 
2012-05-21 01:18:48 AM
Just checked the Seattle King County jail register for the last 24 hours, and there's one woman with four counts of investigation of assault. All other female bookings are DWI, theft, etc.

Here's the link.

She's on the first page.
 
2012-05-21 01:32:20 AM
Mr.Bobo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LincolnLogolas: Mr.Bobo: I so totally want this chick to look something like this...

[mimg.ugo.com image 450x666]

But I'm guessing that the reality is a long ways away from that... Seattle, not the hottest chicks on the planet... And I'm guessing that actual young lady is at least 20 lbs over weight. I've been in bars late at night where chicks start taking their clothes off... It's rarely a chick you want to see naked...

Ahhh Back to my fantasy...

You want her to look like a ten year old boy in skimpy lingerie? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Yeah, women's thighs should touch on the inside. Whenever there is a gap there it is a huge turn off...

Screw you... I love the skinny chicks. I have dated several that looked like a good breeze could snap them in half. I'll take an uninhibited skinny chick that knows how to move over some chick who's thighs touch any day...

And what is a good catholic boy like you doing thinking about women's thighs? Looks like someone's going to have a little something to share with your priest at confession... Shame, shame...


Meth convulsions dont really count as "a move".
 
2012-05-21 01:47:04 AM
Miss Stein: Just checked the Seattle King County jail register for the last 24 hours, and there's one woman with four counts of investigation of assault. All other female bookings are DWI, theft, etc.

Here's the link.

She's on the first page.


Looks like this is her: a Seattlite with the same (strangely spelled) name:
Link
 
2012-05-21 02:12:07 AM
MrSteve007: Looks like this is her

That'll do.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-21 02:29:13 AM
I don't care if she's an ex-special forces MMA fighter, she shouldn't be able to take three cops. Which leaves two options:

1. All of these "slight dislocations" are for legal reasons, when in reality she popped one guy in the face and then three of them pummeled her (most likely)

2. There was some freak accident where three officers did get hurt (i.e., two of the cops got their legs tangled and tripped) and they're trying to sell the Mila Jovovich angle.

But most likely, it was a joke to the officers til the drunk chick broke someone's nose, then it was on like Donkey Kong and the optics ain't looking good.
 
2012-05-21 02:35:58 AM
89 Stick-Up Kid: AbbeySomeone: I'm just trying to figure out which bar this happened at. Mecca?

I'm thinking Ozzie's. They serve you until you're fighting or puking. She was probably all hopped up on goof balls too.


It says in the first opening sentences that it was Queen Anne's Bar

What's the over/under on how long until this is the opening sequence to a Hollywood blockbuster?
 
2012-05-21 02:37:50 AM
fs.blackplanet.com

media-cache5.pinterest.com

Roy Batty: There's only two of us now.

Pris: Then we're stupid, and we'll die.
 
2012-05-21 02:38:13 AM
MrSteve007: Miss Stein: Just checked the Seattle King County jail register for the last 24 hours, and there's one woman with four counts of investigation of assault. All other female bookings are DWI, theft, etc.

Here's the link.

She's on the first page.

Looks like this is her: a Seattlite with the same (strangely spelled) name:
Link


Yup. That's the same picture as her Fb page. And she has 43 priors, according to the Washington State court records site.
 
2012-05-21 02:50:02 AM
The Streamline has their hard liquor license now, and it's the closest to the scene of the crime. Ozzie's is usually filled with frattish looking people and even crazies probably can't handle the douche factor, and you'd be applauded for wearing pink duct tape at the Mecca. Which makes it a fun place to hang out when you're lubricated.
 
2012-05-21 03:14:39 AM
@Mr Bobo,

you may want her to look like that, but the universe as it is , the woman is going to look like the latest TSG page 7 girl:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/mugs-may-18-2012?page=6

I left this as a link not to scare those of a sensitive nature
 
2012-05-21 03:15:09 AM
Greymalkin: Man On Pink Corner: Remind me again, why do we give these clowns Tasers? They don't get used when the situation calls for it, only when the cop feels like power-tripping all over some poor farker who can't or won't fight back.

Yet one can be certain that had they tasered this woman in the first place before she assaulted 3 cops (after already assaulting the two people in the diner) you would have been in here shrieking about "power-tripping" cops with a similar level of ignorance.


I hate cops with the best of them, but this sounds like three guys trying to get this obviously troubled chick some help without resorting to pistol whipping her in the brain stem.

But then i have been drinking for several hours now.
 
2012-05-21 04:26:17 AM
AbbeySomeone: I'm just trying to figure out which bar this happened at. Mecca?

I'm thinking Ozzie's. Close to the KFC and big enough for naked dancing.
 
2012-05-21 04:47:50 AM
HammerHeadSnark: AbbeySomeone: I'm just trying to figure out which bar this happened at. Mecca?

I'm thinking Ozzie's. Close to the KFC and big enough for naked dancing.


What's amusing is that we all had the same 3 in mind. It wasn''t duct tape or naked dancing that got her the boot. My money's on attitude and lack of a tip.CSS - Many years ago I bartended at a place in that area. Drug activity and sex in the bathroom was not uncommon amongst some patrons or a few members of the staff.
 
2012-05-21 05:23:10 AM
I used to work a few days a week on lower Queen Anne for a couple of years back when Ozzie's had some other name (Emerald something?). I drank there occasionally, back then my bet would've been that bar. Having stopped by the newer incarnation once I suspect it's the other dive mentioned above.

Someone needs to hotlink her mugshot for the lulz.

I'd like to add SPD's 11 hour stand off with a guy with a samurai sword to their list of failures:
http://www.nytimes.com/1997/04/05/us/standoff-in-heart-of-seattle-end s -after-11-long-disruptive-hours.html
 
2012-05-21 06:06:03 AM
Sis?
 
2012-05-21 06:25:24 AM
PacManDreaming: FTA: "At the hospital, the suspect again went out of control and had to be given medication that eventually knocked her unconscious."


Woman: "AAAA AAAA I'M GONNA KILL YOU AAA"

Doc: "Nurse, deliver one B52, IM, stat"

Nurse:"Look, the winged victory of Samothrace!"

Woman: "AAAA Huh?"

Nurse: Jab.

Woman: "Beyotch! AAAaaa zzzzzzz"
 
2012-05-21 06:52:57 AM
Peel and squeal.
 
2012-05-21 06:56:10 AM
DreamyAltarBoy: Was this her? NSFW

First thought when I saw that picture was "that must hurt like hell when the duct tape comes off"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-05-21 07:18:35 AM
It's easy to laugh at this chick, but injuring three cops -- or putting them into a position where they can claim that she injured them -- will have been the biggest mistake in a life that has probably been full of them.

I started off expecting typical cop play injuries, like slapping a passing car's mirror to add a felony assault charge to a misdemeanor traffic violation. But she's a genuine criminal.
 
2012-05-21 08:01:35 AM
Having dog piled on a drunken nut with a fresh, bleeding head injury who was threatening to jump off a parking garage and fighting with rescue just last night; I have an appreciation for how easy it is to get injured.

Sometimes "retard strength" kicks in (usually drug fueled) and it takes a whole bunch of guys to subdue one person. None of us got hurt, we just had to clean off some blood, but injury is always a good possibility in police work. I hope the cops are back on the road soon and the pink ninja spends some time in jail and maybe a good detox.

/Our nutjob's head injury was why rescue was there, we had nothing to do with it.

//We rescued rescue.

///Slashy
 
2012-05-21 12:48:13 PM
This is weird indeed!

... this sort of thing usually happens in Capitol Hill but Queen Anne is usually a sleepy part of Seattle!
 
2012-05-21 06:02:20 PM
leonel: ... this sort of thing usually happens in Capitol Hill but Queen Anne is usually a sleepy part of Seattle!

Not Lower Queen Anne. It's probably the worst part of town, in terms of violent crimes per Friday night.
 
2012-05-21 07:10:23 PM
Man On Pink Corner: leonel: ... this sort of thing usually happens in Capitol Hill but Queen Anne is usually a sleepy part of Seattle!

Not Lower Queen Anne. It's probably the worst part of town, in terms of violent crimes per Friday night.


Oh LOWER Queen Anne! Yeah, that place is bad bad bad. I just know being in the north side of the hill and walking with two girls in the dead of night in pitch darkness in David Rodgers Park and they had no fear at all.
 
2012-05-21 10:25:20 PM
leonel: I just know being in the north side of the hill and walking with two girls in the dead of night in pitch darkness in David Rodgers Park and they had no fear at all.

We can be like they are.
 
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