What a woman in hot pink duct tape might look like...

ZAZ: The officers were treated and released.

A severed tendon is a treat-and-release injury?

It's easy to laugh at this chick, but injuring three cops -- or putting them into a position where they can claim that she injured them -- will have been the biggest mistake in a life that has probably been full of them. Between civil damages and criminal charges, her career as a happy-go-lucky Darryl Hannah impersonator is pretty much over.

Greymalkin: Yet one can be certain that had they tasered this woman in the first place before she assaulted 3 cops (after already assaulting the two people in the diner) you would have been in here shrieking about "power-tripping" cops with a similar level of ignorance.

You have to understand, these are Seattle cops. Historically, when Seattle cops get into a shootout, it involves one of them emptying a Glock into an unarmed, unthreatening citizen, or two of them unwittingly shooting at each other. We don't get the cream-of-the-crop LEOs up here.

I'm certainly not OK with police brutality, but after someone actually does attack a cop, the gloves can legitimately come off. It's time to quit screwing around and bring the necessary force to bear, including said Glock if the taser doesn't work. Apparently our cops can't even do that.

AbbeySomeone:
Mecca serves a mean meatloaf and potatoes and a stiff drink.

Duly noted. Will check them out!

Greymalkin: Man On Pink Corner: Remind me again, why do we give these clowns Tasers? They don't get used when the situation calls for it, only when the cop feels like power-tripping all over some poor farker who can't or won't fight back.

Yet one can be certain that had they tasered this woman in the first place before she assaulted 3 cops (after already assaulting the two people in the diner) you would have been in here shrieking about "power-tripping" cops with a similar level of ignorance.

And we'd all be pointing and laughing as you sucked off every cop in the neighborhood.

Come back when you've pulled your head out of your ass.

the_celt: What's her Fark handle?

Grables'Daughter?

Just checked the Seattle King County jail register for the last 24 hours, and there's one woman with four counts of investigation of assault. All other female bookings are DWI, theft, etc.

Here's the link.

She's on the first page.

MrSteve007: Looks like this is her

That'll do.

MrSteve007: Miss Stein: Just checked the Seattle King County jail register for the last 24 hours, and there's one woman with four counts of investigation of assault. All other female bookings are DWI, theft, etc.

Here's the link.

She's on the first page.

Looks like this is her: a Seattlite with the same (strangely spelled) name:
Link

Yup. That's the same picture as her Fb page. And she has 43 priors, according to the Washington State court records site.

I used to work a few days a week on lower Queen Anne for a couple of years back when Ozzie's had some other name (Emerald something?). I drank there occasionally, back then my bet would've been that bar. Having stopped by the newer incarnation once I suspect it's the other dive mentioned above.

Someone needs to hotlink her mugshot for the lulz.

I'd like to add SPD's 11 hour stand off with a guy with a samurai sword to their list of failures:
http://www.nytimes.com/1997/04/05/us/standoff-in-heart-of-seattle-end s -after-11-long-disruptive-hours.html

It's easy to laugh at this chick, but injuring three cops -- or putting them into a position where they can claim that she injured them -- will have been the biggest mistake in a life that has probably been full of them.

I started off expecting typical cop play injuries, like slapping a passing car's mirror to add a felony assault charge to a misdemeanor traffic violation. But she's a genuine criminal.

leonel: ... this sort of thing usually happens in Capitol Hill but Queen Anne is usually a sleepy part of Seattle!

Not Lower Queen Anne. It's probably the worst part of town, in terms of violent crimes per Friday night.

leonel: I just know being in the north side of the hill and walking with two girls in the dead of night in pitch darkness in David Rodgers Park and they had no fear at all.

We can be like they are.