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(Connecticut Post)   Three men caught stripping stolen car. I never understood autoerotica   ( divider line
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2012-05-20 01:25:24 PM  
Good one subs!
+1, etc.
2012-05-20 01:41:59 PM  
2012-05-20 02:59:00 PM  
Amusing in spite of the typo. Good job.
2012-05-20 03:39:02 PM  
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Approves of this headline.
2012-05-20 03:42:39 PM  
I'd +1 ya if I could.
2012-05-20 03:43:29 PM  
Subby gives great headline.
2012-05-20 03:45:00 PM  
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Seen sobbing uncontrollably.....
2012-05-20 03:46:15 PM  
One of the first Penthouse pictorials I can recall was titled "Autoerotica".
2012-05-20 03:48:32 PM  
Who would've guessed that a car would be stripped when it's parked near the projects?
2012-05-20 03:49:31 PM  
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2012-05-20 03:57:01 PM  
2012-05-20 04:06:30 PM  
Piling onto the subby praise.

Also surprised police could catch these guys. Normally I don't have anything nice to say about cops, but good work cops!
2012-05-20 04:18:41 PM  
Subby, autoerotic relationships mean that BOTH parties get rim jobs.
2012-05-20 04:30:35 PM  
Excellent headline!

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2012-05-20 04:31:22 PM  
Did either of the guys have a burnt mouth?
2012-05-20 04:33:09 PM  
This thread gets a checkered flag!
2012-05-20 04:53:18 PM  
Had my car stolen and stripped. They also stole my weed that was in the ash tray.

Death to car thieves!!!!!
2012-05-20 05:48:53 PM  
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2012-05-20 05:55:12 PM  
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Now, don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourselves, it wouldn't look nice on my highway.

Oh you can think about it. But dooooon't do it.
2012-05-20 06:03:57 PM  
"Animatronics, yes. Spared no expense!"
2012-05-20 07:21:17 PM  
haha, i hate those guys too
2012-05-20 07:24:15 PM  
It's the kind of thing that's okay in moderation, but should never be done in excess. . .
2012-05-20 07:40:45 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Good one subs!
+1, etc.

Incredibly good headline subby. You win an Intarwebs.
2012-05-20 08:19:30 PM  
As much as I love girls and cars I've never understood it either but here's what autoerotica might look like.
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2012-05-20 09:42:00 PM  

Bob The Nob: [ image 300x160]

Now, don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourselves, it wouldn't look nice on my highway.

Oh you can think about it. But dooooon't do it.

Came just for this... Leaving happy you effing brilliant and good looking person.
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