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(Top Tenz) Weeners List of the top 10 most famous real or fictional penises. Yup, he's on there...him too. However, regardless of what your online dating profile says, you are not. Possibly Not safe for work   (toptenz.net) divider line 75
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2012-05-20 03:56:07 AM
Grateful (on several levels) that it's not a slide show.

How did Tom Jones not make the list?
 
2012-05-20 04:36:57 AM
Highroller48: How did Tom Jones not make the list?

It's not unusual.
 
2012-05-20 06:33:07 AM
flowtv.org
 
2012-05-20 06:59:55 AM
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-05-20 07:40:32 AM
No mention of Jimi Hendrix and the Plaster Caster? NSFW Link
 
2012-05-20 08:02:24 AM
They put Bart's bits in there but not Ned Flanders' massive dickely wickely?
 
2012-05-20 08:28:12 AM

Earguy: No mention of Jimi Hendrix and the Plaster Caster? NSFW Link


Yeah, I was expecting that one.

The urban legend of John Dillinger's penis ending up in the Smithsonian as well.
 
2012-05-20 09:48:59 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: They put Bart's bits in there but not Ned Flanders' massive dickely wickely?


Note that it's fame, not size, that makes that list. Bart is way more famous than Ned.
 
2012-05-20 10:00:20 AM
List fails without Long Dong Silver(NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!)

Did I mention NSFW!
 
2012-05-20 10:02:08 AM
Site doesn't open for me. ummm....
 
2012-05-20 10:02:37 AM

vygramul: Doctor Funkenstein: They put Bart's bits in there but not Ned Flanders' massive dickely wickely?

Note that it's fame, not size, that makes that list. Bart is way more famous than Ned.


True. But I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw that clip from the episode where Homer makes the dating video for Flanders and it turns out he's packing some serious lumber.
 
2012-05-20 10:05:03 AM

bim1154: Site doesn't open for me. ummm....


Same here
 
2012-05-20 10:05:48 AM
Site couldn't get it up for me, either.
 
2012-05-20 10:06:08 AM

Secret Agent X23: Earguy: No mention of Jimi Hendrix and the Plaster Caster? NSFW Link

Yeah, I was expecting that one.

The urban legend of John Dillinger's penis ending up in the Smithsonian as well.


Or Rasputin's penis in a jar.
 
2012-05-20 10:10:13 AM
I don't think I've ever really complained about a link on here before but WTF??!?!!?

Lots of HTML halfway through the "article" which was exceptionally badly written, and should really be entitled "the first ten penises that I could think of in a hurry and then write something unfunny about". A video I can't view, a clip from the Little Mermaid that doesn't seem to show anything and which breaks when I try to go full screen, a basketball star who had sex with a lot of women but with no reference at all to his penis,

/Errol Flynn, Prince Albert?
 
2012-05-20 10:14:25 AM
Two Texans taking a leak off a bridge.
One says, "damn, that water's cold."
The other: "yeah, and deep too."

/Old, but still a goodie.
 
2012-05-20 10:14:47 AM
Wow...they advertise penis enlargement pills (or methods, or something) right at the top of the article. That's when you know it's gonna be great!

My "list fails without" contribution: LBJ.
 
2012-05-20 10:15:05 AM
Hodor
 
2012-05-20 10:19:57 AM
I still cant read that story of John Wayne Bobbit without crossing my legs and cringing.
 
2012-05-20 10:22:27 AM
The water was cold, I tell ya.


THE WATER WAS COLD!
 
2012-05-20 10:23:27 AM

ga362: Two Texans taking a leak off a bridge.
One says, "damn, that water's cold."
The other: "yeah, and deep too."

/Old, but still a goodie.


Lots of rocks on the bottom too...
 
2012-05-20 10:24:45 AM
Liam Neeson's cock is so big that it couldn't fit on this stupid list.
 
2012-05-20 10:27:42 AM
And,,, like most swinging dicks over 40, site is down
 
2012-05-20 10:29:30 AM
lol penis
 
2012-05-20 10:31:00 AM
Maybe the article should have been done by someone actually interested in the material and based on true research.

Like they did back in the 60's.

/and that's my reality show premise
 
2012-05-20 10:37:02 AM
www.metalsucks.net
 
2012-05-20 10:37:49 AM
and exactly like my giant penis the list did not perform.
 
2012-05-20 10:39:14 AM
commonsenseconspiracy.com

/too soon?
 
2012-05-20 10:47:56 AM
Now this is a thread I can really sink my teeth into.
 
2012-05-20 10:59:14 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

The Dr. Manhattan community frowns upon your shenanigans.
 
2012-05-20 11:11:17 AM

snocone: And,,, like most swinging dicks over 40, site is down


Well, maybe if the server would lose a few pounds and do something with its hair...
 
2012-05-20 11:14:23 AM
Long Dong Silver isn't on the list?
 
2012-05-20 11:16:08 AM

baka-san: List fails without Long Dong Silver(NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!)

Did I mention NSFW!


According to Wikipedia, that's a fake.
 
2012-05-20 11:17:22 AM
Poor John Bobbit. Nearly 20 years later and people still haven't forgotten.
 
2012-05-20 11:20:24 AM


According to Wikipedia, that's a fake.


But still famous.
 
2012-05-20 11:21:51 AM

Ed Finnerty: [flowtv.org image 300x225]


George:Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
 
2012-05-20 11:23:18 AM

baka-san: List fails without Long Dong Silver(NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!)

Did I mention NSFW!


You know you've got too much of a good thing when you have a better shot at finding a partner with a compatible anatomy in a stable than within your own species.
 
2012-05-20 11:23:23 AM

StoPPeRmobile:


Yep! List fails without the cuttlefish of cathulu.
Also, no Tom Jones? The man stole Elvira from Elvis and put her in the hospital when he "deflowered" her.
 
2012-05-20 11:30:40 AM
TFA forgot to state the reason for showing Bart's junk: the studio could show nude Bart, but not his equipment, and they could show the equipment, but not as part of a entire nude body. Thus, the hedge gag.
 
2012-05-20 11:32:56 AM
Two biggest dicks that I know of:

craphound.com

www3.allaroundphilly.com
 
2012-05-20 11:33:56 AM
www.dailyblush.com
 
2012-05-20 11:35:54 AM
 
2012-05-20 11:38:22 AM
Surprisingly missing from list, PC_GATOR
 
2012-05-20 11:40:45 AM
This article is demeaning to men.
 
2012-05-20 11:53:03 AM

Notabunny: snocone: And,,, like most swinging dicks over 40, site is down

Well, maybe if the server would lose a few pounds and do something with its hair...


Whar is all the "it's what's inside, love me for me, not my body"?

/i only remember that 'cause i wrote it down, long ago
 
2012-05-20 12:13:19 PM
Um:
badattitudes.com
Penis Cheney
 
2012-05-20 12:14:44 PM
I would've put Ron Jeremy up before John Holmes... he's at least gone mainstream because of it.
 
2012-05-20 12:32:28 PM
Glad they got Little Donnie.

/what about an enormous penis joke... for a good cause
 
2012-05-20 12:34:02 PM
No Tommy Lee?
 
2012-05-20 12:48:38 PM
Pff. Mine didn't make the list.
 
2012-05-20 12:53:45 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: Pff. Mine didn't make the list.




The article is about "famous" not "infamous" penises.
 
2012-05-20 12:56:27 PM
As someone who just watched Guy Maddin's "Keyhole," I'm getting a kick out of some of these penises.

/that movie
//what is this I don't even
 
2012-05-20 12:56:59 PM
No Napoleon?
 
2012-05-20 01:09:10 PM
Old Macdonald had a penis, ee-i-ee-i-oh! With a big penis here, and a little penis there, here a penis there a penis, everywhere a penis penis.....
 
2012-05-20 01:10:22 PM
 
2012-05-20 01:39:22 PM
images.uulyrics.com
Would like a recount.

www.jazz.com
"Yeah, really; how come I'm not on there?"

/not going to post Mr. Hands
 
2012-05-20 01:55:54 PM
 
2012-05-20 01:58:36 PM

pc_gator: Surprisingly missing from list, PC_GATOR


Indeed. The fiction regarding your penis is well documented.
 
2012-05-20 02:09:16 PM
"Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE."
t2.gstatic.com
"Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!"
 
2012-05-20 02:21:44 PM
No Patrick from Coupling?
 
2012-05-20 02:28:04 PM

stonicus: NSFW


just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat
 
2012-05-20 02:30:30 PM

JustinCase: stonicus: NSFW

just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat


Photoshop version 0.^A? Back in the 1800's ?
 
2012-05-20 02:31:17 PM
Crap. Fark undid my fraction.
 
2012-05-20 02:42:15 PM
Why u no mention actors Don Johnson and Wilmer Valderrama?

Apparently Mr. Johnson (heh) ruined Melanie Griffith for anyone else; therefore, my fabulous powers of deduction say that must mean Antonio Banderas now fulfills that roll. [sic] & [sick!]
 
2012-05-20 02:51:33 PM
Humphrey Bogart?
 
2012-05-20 02:59:32 PM
WTF? Bill Clinton not on the list?
 
2012-05-20 03:57:24 PM

JustinCase: stonicus: NSFW

just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat


It's from the filmstrip "Your Testicles and You" from the movie Johnny Dangerously...
 
2012-05-20 04:10:39 PM
media.philly.com
 
2012-05-20 04:43:59 PM
Uncle penis?
 
2012-05-20 05:19:18 PM
Link Rasputin's pickled wang. NSF lunch
 
2012-05-20 05:33:20 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: JustinCase: stonicus: NSFW

just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat

Photoshop version 0.^A? Back in the 1800's ?


Elephantiasis. (NSFW)
 
2012-05-20 05:37:18 PM

tequilasundae: Link Rasputin's pickled wang. NSF lunch


It seems to be in better shape than Napoleon's.
 
2012-05-20 05:51:09 PM
If you wonder why the extra large pepper grinder at a fancy restaurant is called the "Rubirosa." He was a Spanish matador.
 
2012-05-20 09:40:37 PM
This list fails without the Man from Nantucket
 
2012-05-21 01:50:46 AM
They forgot Chyna's clenis.
 
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