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(Top Tenz) Weeners List of the top 10 most famous real or fictional penises. Yup, he's on there...him too. However, regardless of what your online dating profile says, you are not. Possibly Not safe for work   (toptenz.net) divider line 75
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2012-05-20 12:53:45 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Pff. Mine didn't make the list.




The article is about "famous" not "infamous" penises.
 
2012-05-20 12:56:27 PM  
As someone who just watched Guy Maddin's "Keyhole," I'm getting a kick out of some of these penises.

/that movie
//what is this I don't even
 
2012-05-20 12:56:59 PM  
No Napoleon?
 
2012-05-20 01:09:10 PM  
Old Macdonald had a penis, ee-i-ee-i-oh! With a big penis here, and a little penis there, here a penis there a penis, everywhere a penis penis.....
 
2012-05-20 01:10:22 PM  
 
2012-05-20 01:39:22 PM  
images.uulyrics.com
Would like a recount.

www.jazz.com
"Yeah, really; how come I'm not on there?"

/not going to post Mr. Hands
 
2012-05-20 01:55:54 PM  
 
2012-05-20 01:58:36 PM  

pc_gator: Surprisingly missing from list, PC_GATOR


Indeed. The fiction regarding your penis is well documented.
 
2012-05-20 02:09:16 PM  
"Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE."
t2.gstatic.com
"Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!"
 
2012-05-20 02:21:44 PM  
No Patrick from Coupling?
 
2012-05-20 02:28:04 PM  

stonicus: NSFW


just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat
 
2012-05-20 02:30:30 PM  

JustinCase: stonicus: NSFW

just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat


Photoshop version 0.^A? Back in the 1800's ?
 
2012-05-20 02:31:17 PM  
Crap. Fark undid my fraction.
 
2012-05-20 02:42:15 PM  
Why u no mention actors Don Johnson and Wilmer Valderrama?

Apparently Mr. Johnson (heh) ruined Melanie Griffith for anyone else; therefore, my fabulous powers of deduction say that must mean Antonio Banderas now fulfills that roll. [sic] & [sick!]
 
2012-05-20 02:51:33 PM  
Humphrey Bogart?
 
2012-05-20 02:59:32 PM  
WTF? Bill Clinton not on the list?
 
2012-05-20 03:57:24 PM  

JustinCase: stonicus: NSFW

just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat


It's from the filmstrip "Your Testicles and You" from the movie Johnny Dangerously...
 
2012-05-20 04:10:39 PM  
media.philly.com
 
2012-05-20 04:43:59 PM  
Uncle penis?
 
2012-05-20 05:19:18 PM  
Link Rasputin's pickled wang. NSF lunch
 
2012-05-20 05:33:20 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: JustinCase: stonicus: NSFW

just what is the back story behind that image?

Poor bastard.

/also, need eye bleach stat

Photoshop version 0.^A? Back in the 1800's ?


Elephantiasis. (NSFW)
 
2012-05-20 05:37:18 PM  

tequilasundae: Link Rasputin's pickled wang. NSF lunch


It seems to be in better shape than Napoleon's.
 
2012-05-20 05:51:09 PM  
If you wonder why the extra large pepper grinder at a fancy restaurant is called the "Rubirosa." He was a Spanish matador.
 
2012-05-20 09:40:37 PM  
This list fails without the Man from Nantucket
 
2012-05-21 01:50:46 AM  
They forgot Chyna's clenis.
 
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