Meh.

Well, isn't that ironic.

No, you get sloppy seconds to Osiris.

sloppy seconds for you

It's sad, it needs a sad tag.
Then again, I don't want to meet the kind of boys whose ideal woman is computer-generated. Stay in your basements and keep killing kittens in cyberspace.
Love,
The world

Spl00ge !

Osiris O The Dead actually was acting as the moan of miss digital in response to lpololoco

I did the math.
It was the woo hoo that cost me.
C'est la vie.

Grr...and some mod decided to make lpololoco's comment "special" by sticking it at the end of the thread thus making "reverse comment order" less useful.

*biatch* *whine* *gripe*

Wait - when I show up there are two posts with Ipoloco's second, then I post AFTER Ipoloco - obviously - then reload, and I'm second and Ipoloco is ninth?

??

I do too have a girlfriend. Her name is Peg! Miss J. Peg...

Har dee har har.

Introducing "Miss Digital World," pageant girls created by guys who have never actually seen one up close

seen one what?

OK, now Ipololoco (hah, spelt it right this time)'s second post is after anything I post.

*screws up face* MOOOOODS!

:D

Oh god, its a bloody mess of 0s and 1s.. eww...

A contestant:

Could have used a photoshop tag.

This is news? I know no news is good news, but it sure makes for a boring day.

"I like children and animals" farking wise-acre pokes his p-shop head up in 3.... 2... 1..... {shudder}

The winner:

Awww. Anchoring Ipololoco's comment to the bottom screws up all the jokes. Oh well.

The headline's funny because guys who know computers don't know anything about girls.

I don't know.

I should think it would be much more interesting to have Ms. Digital Awards handed out to hot gamer chicks.

That's just me, though.

modernhamlet

GAAH!! I forgot how big her hair got in that movie. Sweet Jeebus, that thing is bigger than her head! It's a farking fire hazard!

Who is the 'Mod' and what is his source of this awsome power?

Not a contestant:

Uhhh... a "creation date" of 11/1987 would make them 16 yrs old... If they set the limit at 16, I can only imagine what kind of entries they would get without it...

There's always this probably NSFW doohicky chicky;

http://www.fresonmagic.com/imagenes/metadoll_mj6.swf

People born in 1987 would be 16 now? Oh god, that's depressing. Makes me feel farkin' old.

Anybody care to bet that for geeks fapping to CG women the ideal measurements are 36D-20-28? Rail-thin with hooters -- just like a lot of "normal" guys.

I'd hit .. er .. click it

lpololoco: As I was told, I will now tell you. Read the FArQ, it answers all.

36D-20-28? Good lord, not even Pam Anderson meets those standards. Yikes!

OsirisOTheDead
People born in 1987 would be 16 now? Oh god, that's depressing. Makes me feel farkin' old.

Tell me about it. Anytime I see teenagers in the mall I think to myself "farking punks" and wonder if they're even old enough to have driven themselves there. Then I remember that could have been year not so many years ago and I loose even more respect for those farking punks. At least I gave a shiat about things back then.

Jeebus_Frist

36D-20-28? Good lord, not even Pam Anderson meets those standards. Yikes!

Don't worry, I'm a geek and I have different tastes. My fiancee's a well-rounded woman: 38DD-28-39.

I like Virtual women today in the same way I always liked comic book women as a kid. They are sexy.

However, in the real world I prefer natural beauty over plasticized siliconites.

lpololoco

In FarQ there is a section called Farkisms that explains the situation. Actually your post should say something about boobies now.


http://www.fark.com/farq/farkisms.shtml

Eh whatever, more material to jerk off to...

ProgrammerCat,
Huzzah! My stats as well - and my boyfriend is also a geek.

I need a digital man, tho - one with 10" and a huge bank account (I'm kidding...)

*sighs* And of course, things like that are what make most guys that I know hating anything that's not rail thin.

Must be why I can't get a date.

Of course, it might be my cynical, jaded attitude towards the world at large as well, and the fact I'm as blunt as a 2 x 4 to the face sometimes.

IT'S A TRAP!

Jeebus_Frist

Huzzah! My stats as well - and my boyfriend is also a geek.

Lucky for me, milady's a geek girl too. Our only recurring argument so far is whose turn it is to use the Linux box with the widescreen SGI display. >^..^I need a digital man, tho - one with 10" and a huge bank account (I'm kidding...)

If you need ten inches, why not get it here?. My bank account isn't huge yet, but we're comfortable. It'll get bigger if I ever finish my novel and sucker a publisher into buying it.

poorgirl,
you are good people and shall have many dates.
-jeebus has spoken-

poorgirl

*sighs* And of course, things like that are what make most guys that I know hating anything that's not rail thin.

Guys, if you want to fark a person with no tits and no ass, just find a boy. Women are supposed to have curves.

Must be why I can't get a date.

Sorry, I'm taken. Otherwise...

Of course, it might be my cynical, jaded attitude towards the world at large as well, and the fact I'm as blunt as a 2 x 4 to the face sometimes.

No wonder we get along so well.

-> curls up in poorgirl's lap and purrs...

2003-11-06 10:10:11 AM lpololoco

Get A C_ue
Phrases

I'll take an L for 450 Pat.

Okay. I submitted this yesterday with a better headline.

"Introducing Miss Digital World. 36-24-34-72dpi."

created by guys who have never actually seen one up close

Nonsense. There are some very powerful binoculars on the market these days.

*laughs* Jeebus,

I hope that the world listens to you. I could use the luck.

ProgrammerCat

Sorry, I'm taken. Otherwise...

Your woman is a lucky one. ;)

No wonder we get along so well.

-> curls up in poorgirl's lap and purrs...

Must be. Now if we can only figure out how to make others get along that well with me. ;)

--> pets the kitty.

created by guys who have never actually seen one up close

The only guy I know who does this kind of digital imagery is a total goober, the kind of guy you stop talking to and he still sticks around for 20 minutes. But, he's married to a hot chick, used to nail hot women all the time, and it appears he's still nailing hot chicks on the side. I just don't understand it. Is jackassness an aphrodisiac to women? Is being stupid fark the social equivilent of Spanish Fly?


(kinda went a rant there, didn't I?)

Purple_Jack

Nonsense. There are some very powerful binoculars on the market these days.

Here's what the headline should have been:

  Introducing "Miss Digital World," pageant girls created by guys who have never actually kissed one.

Gee thanks, Ditto.
I'm just glad someone as witty as you would take time out of their busy day to drop some html tags into a message for a boring old guy like myself.