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(Patch)   Headline: Shrubbery Stolen, Knights Who Say 'Ni' Remain at Large. Fark: No, realli   (weston-ct.patch.com) divider line 34
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2012-05-19 01:13:31 PM
FTFA: "Approximately 60 pairs -- totaling nearly $700 -- were swiped...".
Pairs of what?
 
2012-05-19 02:41:05 PM

WelldeadLink: FTFA: "Approximately 60 pairs -- totaling nearly $700 -- were swiped...".
Pairs of what?


Well, it was a Victoria's Secret store so... just use your imagination
 
2012-05-19 04:48:24 PM
My local Patch has no sense of humor. I love the OMG PD police blotter too. Kudos to them.

You're about to get Farked, Weston-Redding-Easton Patch. Hope you have the bandwidth :)
 
2012-05-19 06:57:57 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WelldeadLink: FTFA: "Approximately 60 pairs -- totaling nearly $700 -- were swiped...".
Pairs of what?

Well, it was a Victoria's Secret store so... just use your imagination


60 pairs of Facial massages.
 
2012-05-19 07:11:40 PM
Awesome.
 
2012-05-19 07:11:43 PM
it
 
2012-05-19 07:14:43 PM
But did anyone cut down a tall tree with a herring?
 
2012-05-19 07:17:33 PM
Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
 
2012-05-19 07:20:50 PM

Gyrfalcon: But did anyone cut down a tall tree with a herring?


Yeah, in Newtown. They mistook the flag pole for a tree.
 
2012-05-19 07:21:04 PM
I hope the people responsible for the headline have been sacked.
 
2012-05-19 07:29:59 PM
cl.jroo.me
 
2012-05-19 07:34:25 PM
I thought they said ecky ecky ecky ecky patang zoo boing
 
2012-05-19 07:45:47 PM

Gyrfalcon: But did anyone cut down a tall tree with a herring?


*shakes tiny fist, heads for the grail shaped beacon*
 
2012-05-19 07:54:31 PM
 
2012-05-19 07:55:02 PM

WelldeadLink: FTFA: "Approximately 60 pairs -- totaling nearly $700 -- were swiped...".
Pairs of what?


Can't tell you, silly person. It's a secret.
 
2012-05-19 07:57:15 PM
I saw the word "Remain". and thought ramen.

And I can't do that stuff anymore, ever since my limbs started going numb from all that sodium..
 
2012-05-19 07:58:40 PM
"Animal Control officers in New Canaan reported to calls that two domestic white geese had escaped their corral, a dog fought a woodchuck and a cat tussled with a raccoon. Police also received a report of a coyote sighting."
 
2012-05-19 08:00:15 PM
They should call Roger the Shrubber.
 
2012-05-19 08:01:41 PM
 
2012-05-19 08:02:20 PM
andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-19 08:06:06 PM
Hopefully they won't rush to judgement on the suspect, and I hope they get a fair(lowers sunny glasses) Herring!

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
 
2012-05-19 08:18:00 PM

RedT: "Animal Control officers in New Canaan reported to calls that two domestic white geese had escaped their corral, a dog fought a woodchuck and a cat tussled with a raccoon. Police also received a report of a coyote sighting."


The Aristocats.
 
2012-05-19 08:35:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WelldeadLink: FTFA: "Approximately 60 pairs -- totaling nearly $700 -- were swiped...".
Pairs of what?

Well, it was a Victoria's Secret store so... just use your imagination


theshiatIputupwith.jpg
 
2012-05-19 08:49:51 PM
Greenwich police arrested an exterminator after a town resident reported that he'd entered their home for work, switched out the $10,000 stone in a ring and put the ring back. "He switches diamonds with a lesser quality diamond with the intent to mislead the owner it is the same ring," police said.

What a criminal genius.

So you have termites?
Yes.
I can take care of that. Reasonable rates. Say, do you have any high quality diamonds?
Why do you ask?
Termites are attracted to high quality diamonds. If you have any, I need to know about it.
Well, we have a 3/4 carat engagement ring.
Yes. What style of cut is the stone?
 
2012-05-19 09:08:59 PM

Flragnararch: I thought they said ecky ecky ecky ecky patang zoo boing


Don't forget Peng and Nee-wom.

/Ni!
 
2012-05-19 09:09:12 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Greenwich police arrested an exterminator after a town resident reported that he'd entered their home for work, switched out the $10,000 stone in a ring and put the ring back. "He switches diamonds with a lesser quality diamond with the intent to mislead the owner it is the same ring," police said.

What a criminal genius.

So you have termites?
Yes.
I can take care of that. Reasonable rates. Say, do you have any high quality diamonds?
Why do you ask?
Termites are attracted to high quality diamonds. If you have any, I need to know about it.
Well, we have a 3/4 carat engagement ring.
Yes. What style of cut is the stone?


Given that used diamonds are nearly worthless I wonder if the exterminator even makes a profit.
 
2012-05-19 09:10:34 PM
Say, just whatever happened to TIM?
 
2012-05-19 09:30:26 PM
Some call me .....Tim

Duck_of_Doom - Represent!
Local Monrovian. We get all sorts of odd police reports, including escaped ostriches, pigs, horses, sheep.
Those are the good ones...then it gets weird.
 
2012-05-19 09:30:41 PM
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
 
2012-05-19 09:41:01 PM
I have an alibi.
 
2012-05-19 09:54:19 PM
a dog fought a woodchuck and a cat tussled with a raccoon
 
2012-05-19 11:10:05 PM

KnightWhoFormerlySaidNi: I have an alibi.


I have an alistraight and an aligay, so there.
 
2012-05-19 11:51:33 PM

Charles_Nelson_Reilly: it


No...don't say that word!
 
2012-05-20 05:04:36 AM

SirAdrianDangerous: Charles_Nelson_Reilly: it

No...don't say that word!


what? "is"?
 
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