A sex tape?

Waffles?

Just go away

dnrtfa

Fire crotch?

Hope they brought their Valtrex.

/simple amazing - two whores with zero talent = rich.
//don't pop them pussy pimples!

Firecrocth?

So subby submits, and the admins greenlight, this. When subby could have submitted, and the admins could have greenlit, this.

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Love them sluts!

Yikes. In that shot of Lohan, her face looks all shot up with botox. Overly plump lips and cheeks so puffy that they are making her eyes go all squinty.

happy paparazzi?

What were they thinking? They were scheduled to work in the morning and probably called in sick! They need to be fired to learn a lesson.

eagles95: Can I call them vapid twunts? I can't remember. Anyway diaf

Oh please. If you were young with endless supplies of money, time, and booze, you'd be doing the same thing.

They fixed the cable?

It's 2 am and there is a loud party going on next door. No complaint.
It's 4 am and the loud party is still going on next door. No complaint.
It's 6 am and the loud party is still going on next door. No complaint.
Now it is 7 am and time to get up to go to work and the party is still loud. Yeah, now it is time to call the police.

Stupid 1 percenters.

Oh, no. Two people were at a party that went on past dawn and was shut down on a noise complaint. That's awful. I certainly have never been involved in anything like that, nor would I like to be. Thankfully, I can just read the Daily Mail to keep me abreast of all this Very Interesting wickedness being done by Dirty Celebrities who have somehow disappointed me with their recurring roles in the Daily Mail.

swahnhennessy: Oh, no. Two people were at a party that went on past dawn and was shut down on a noise complaint. That's awful. I certainly have never been involved in anything like that, nor would I like to be. Thankfully, I can just read the Daily Mail to keep me abreast of all this Very Interesting wickedness being done by Dirty Celebrities who have somehow disappointed me with their recurring roles in the Daily Mail.


Ha! You said a breast,

DJing - so easy, even Paris Hilton can do it.

/likes some DJs.

AliceBToklasLives: [images.sodahead.com image 344x350]

You know, that house is still interesting, but it's not as cool as it used to be to me since I found out it was intentionally built that way. I guess I wanted a perfectly normal but unusual explanation. Like, 'this hardly ever happens, but when it does, this is the result'. Still, interesting to look at.

dali's perspective: It's 2 am and there is a loud party going on next door. No complaint.
It's 4 am and the loud party is still going on next door. No complaint.
It's 6 am and the loud party is still going on next door. No complaint.
Now it is 7 am and time to get up to go to work and the party is still loud. Yeah, now it is time to call the police.

Stupid 1 percenters.

Lohan and Paris called the police themselves to make their exit 'newsworthy'. I'd put money on it if I cared.

Xythero: eagles95: Can I call them vapid twunts? I can't remember. Anyway diaf

Oh please. If you were young with endless supplies of money, time, and booze, you'd be doing the same thing.

Paris Hilton turned 31 this year. It's time to grow up.
Lindsay used to have a job. Her mother encouraged her to ruin that.
Now, Lindsay has no work ethic.

What happens at 40?

gunga galunga: So subby submits, and the admins greenlight, this. When subby could have submitted, and the admins could have greenlit, this.

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Daaaaaamn.

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan would make a pretty nice threesome.

So much conversation about people you guys supposedly don't care about.

Brick-House: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan would make a pretty nice threesome.

I hope you like herpes because that shiat don't go away

bidness: Brick-House: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan would make a pretty nice threesome.

I hope you like herpes because that shiat don't go away

Have you tried aciclovir?

FTA "Police were called to the Hollywood Hills residence after neighbours filed a noise complaint, according to onlookers."

I read that as "according to two hookers"...

/Needs new eyes.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: AliceBToklasLives: [images.sodahead.com image 344x350]

You know, that house is still interesting, but it's not as cool as it used to be to me since I found out it was intentionally built that way. I guess I wanted a perfectly normal but unusual explanation. Like, 'this hardly ever happens, but when it does, this is the result'. Still, interesting to look at.

What Lindsay Lohan might look like.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: What happens at 40?

The same thing only more saggy?

dali's perspective: It's 2 am and there is a loud party going on next door. No complaint.
It's 4 am and the loud party is still going on next door. No complaint.
It's 6 am and the loud party is still going on next door. No complaint.
Now it is 7 am and time to get up to go to work and the party is still loud. Yeah, now it is time to call the police.

Stupid 1 percenters.

1 percenters get to sleep in till 7?? Yet another reason to get in that group.