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(Times Union)   Police: Son, if you don't cooperate, we can't catch the guy who shot you in the buttocks   (timesunion.com) divider line 27
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2012-05-19 07:29:58 AM
That line didn't work on my prom date...
 
2012-05-19 07:29:58 AM
How can we properly assess who the criminal could be. We have to get to the bottom of this.
 
2012-05-19 07:31:26 AM
www.moviequotesandmore.com

Million dollar wound
 
2012-05-19 07:31:31 AM
I'm sure that regardless of the outcome, he shall become the butt of many jokes.
 
2012-05-19 07:38:20 AM
Dear local newspaper website,
I don't want to install your iPad app. No one does.


K thanks
Bye
 
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2012-05-19 07:40:08 AM
what an ass! no, seriously....what an ass!
 
2012-05-19 07:48:58 AM
26.media.tumblr.com

Tell him to suck a lemon.
 
2012-05-19 08:03:13 AM
Good use of the tag subby.

Can he be arrested for getting shot and not cooperating?
 
2012-05-19 08:03:14 AM
Mother always said life is like a box of buttocks.

They may look nice but the filling is gross.
 
2012-05-19 08:13:41 AM
Police said the man was not cooperating with the investigation
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-19 08:15:27 AM
OW, MY ASS!
 
2012-05-19 08:19:02 AM
[Forrest Gump] "In the butt-tocks."
 
2012-05-19 08:26:04 AM

AbbeySomeone: Good use of the tag subby.

Can he be arrested for getting shot and not cooperating?


Yes, good use of asinine tag!

*golf clap*
 
2012-05-19 08:26:06 AM

jmadisonbiii: [www.moviequotesandmore.com image 330x136]

Million dollar wound


Whenever I see the word buttocks written out, I instinctively read it in the voice of Forrest Gump.

/ in the butt-ocks, sir.
 
2012-05-19 08:34:09 AM
por-img.cimcontent.net
 
2012-05-19 08:56:13 AM
So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-05-19 08:59:04 AM
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2012-05-19 09:55:49 AM
Even non-snitches get stitches.
 
2012-05-19 10:09:09 AM

Neondistraction: jmadisonbiii: [www.moviequotesandmore.com image 330x136]

Million dollar wound

Whenever I see the word buttocks written out, I instinctively read it in the voice of Forrest Gump.

/ in the butt-ocks, sir.


Just out of curiosity, when do you see the word buttocks NOT written out?
 
2012-05-19 10:10:41 AM

MBooda: So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.


Well played.
 
2012-05-19 10:12:32 AM

theknuckler_33: Just out of curiosity, when do you see the word buttocks NOT written out?


When someone's simply the butt of a joke.
 
2012-05-19 10:39:57 AM

theknuckler_33: Neondistraction: jmadisonbiii: [www.moviequotesandmore.com image 330x136]

Million dollar wound

Whenever I see the word buttocks written out, I instinctively read it in the voice of Forrest Gump.

/ in the butt-ocks, sir.

Just out of curiosity, when do you see the word buttocks NOT written out?


Whenever someone uses 'butt' instead?

/ sorry, I couldn't out-smartass your reply, it's too early
 
2012-05-19 10:50:07 AM
Let me guess, he was SOCMOB?
 
2012-05-19 11:09:29 AM

stuhayes2010: Dear local newspaper website,
I don't want to install your iPad app. No one does.


K thanks
Bye


Local newspaper
I guess they figure no one would go to their sites except the yokels...I mean locals, and those people might be interested in an app.

They probably never expected to hit Fark.

Speaking of which, is their site still up?
 
2012-05-19 11:16:58 AM
Bikers don't often cooperate (or even) report many crimes because REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
 
2012-05-19 11:28:56 AM
That's what your mother said last night Trebek!
 
2012-05-19 11:53:18 AM

Elephantman: Police said the man was not cooperating with the investigation
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 523x392]


what is this I don't even
 
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