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(WXYZ Detroit)   Woman claims bungee facelift invention took 10 years off her face -- but c'mon, that's quite a stretch   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Wayne County, Shark Tank, Belleville, inventions, Kathie Lee, Royal Palm Beach, Kimberly Aschauer, Kalamazoo  
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3547 clicks; posted to Geek » on 18 May 2012 at 11:57 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-18 11:05:35 PM  
It works on anyone....
2012-05-19 12:22:46 AM  
White peoples problems
/We should get a rumor started than bull semen takes 15 years off your face
2012-05-19 12:30:48 AM  
"I watched ten years come off my face!"


...Oh, okay, I thought you said something else.
2012-05-19 01:01:48 AM  
2012-05-19 02:00:56 AM
2012-05-19 02:31:15 AM  

jtown: [ image 220x244]

came here for this
2012-05-19 04:01:35 AM  
Her face is the least of her problems.
2012-05-19 04:49:02 AM  
She could probably shave another 5 years off her face if she lost some of that weight.
2012-05-19 09:24:01 AM  
It looks like it might be painful if you stretched it too tight! If you have short hair, forget it.
2012-05-19 10:23:35 AM  
If you keep stretching the skin won't the end result be the skin getting even looser?
2012-05-19 01:26:27 PM  
Is this that one weird trick plastic surgeons don't want you to know about?
2012-05-19 02:35:48 PM  
didnt they have something in the 80's like this. It was two pieces of tape and dental floss..

/not kidding
2012-05-19 05:34:28 PM  

SharkTrager: If you keep stretching the skin won't the end result be the skin getting even looser?


Yes. This will just make you look worse, later, or make you dependent on tighter and tighter pulling.

This thing looks like the Red Green facelift method.
2012-05-20 02:08:11 AM  
She keeps it up and she'll have a curly goatee pretty soon.
2012-05-20 05:22:19 PM  
So, she invented the Croydon facelift for women with short hair?
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