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(Celebslam)   R.I.P Skinny Jonah Hill. Welcome back normal Jonah Hill   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 112
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2012-05-18 10:24:23 PM
Let me know when it really is RIP, maybe i'll care

/not really
 
2012-05-18 10:44:16 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Let me know when it really is RIP, maybe i'll care

/not really


Yeah Fark! Start posting real, substantive news already damnit!
 
2012-05-18 10:45:25 PM
Good looks much healthier that way
 
2012-05-18 10:50:58 PM
Jesus said to his deciphles ask not what you can do for your wallets but what they can do for your sperms. My uncle said thay ir ws not just got outside roday but extra cheesy. Why myst toy look like me like rhay? I gve sone nothing of rhe soirt you stupid louse baboons. Liet thia be a lesson to you to not look a gify horse in tje mouth bit the anus!
 
2012-05-18 10:51:29 PM
he was probably afraid of what happened to wayne knight when he lost a ton of weight and kept loosing roles because he wasn't the typical over weight funny guy.
 
mjg
2012-05-18 10:54:37 PM
Can't believe he was nominated for an Oscar
 
2012-05-18 10:57:04 PM
mjg: Can't believe he was nominated for an Oscar

Can't believe you still yank it to pictures of your mom in her basement.
 
2012-05-18 10:59:40 PM
Ok,but did he recover his funny bone too?
 
2012-05-18 10:59:41 PM
Thin Jonah Hill is like thin Will Sasso, just not as entertaining.

Everyone laughs at the fatties.
 
2012-05-18 11:00:30 PM
wow just wow: mjg: Can't believe he was nominated for an Oscar

Can't believe you still yank it to pictures of your mom in her basement.


But hey... his mom is kinda hot, so he's got that going for him...
 
2012-05-18 11:06:42 PM
Good. He's funnier fat, good for him.
 
2012-05-18 11:07:04 PM
TheGhostofFarkPast: he was probably afraid of what happened to wayne knight when he lost a ton of weight and kept loosing roles because he wasn't the typical over weight funny guy.

Yeah, I did notice Wayne Knight's projects dwindled from like...one every two years to like..one every three years.
 
2012-05-18 11:10:12 PM
I imagine it happened right after his awful animated show flopped. "Jonah, it's not working, you're not funny."

And with a loud fart, Jonah re-expanded to his current weight. And said 'd'oh.'
 
2012-05-18 11:14:05 PM
mjg: Can't believe he was nominated for an Oscar

It wasn't him, it was the fat. He's come to realize this.
 
2012-05-18 11:21:36 PM
I wish him, Seth Rogan and Russell Brand would just go away and never come back
 
2012-05-18 11:26:27 PM
unicron702: Good. He's funnier fat, good for him.

Fat people are funnier. It is a proven scientific fact.
 
2012-05-18 11:28:12 PM
You can't stay on the Colombian marching powder forever.
 
2012-05-18 11:38:31 PM
I knew skinny Jonah Hill wouldn't last. He looked very strange skinny anyway.
 
2012-05-18 11:56:18 PM
Well I'm shocked that a fat boy who lost a lot of weight fast, got fat again. This type of stuff happens unless you are absolutely committed to the diet and exercise regime that made you skinny. Most people aren't, hopefully he will find that middle ground were he doesn't get as big as a blimp again, but he finds a place were he can eat what he wants but is able to do it in reason and exercise enough to keep himself from turning into a blimp.
 
2012-05-18 11:57:29 PM
Let's be honest, he's got a Jew face, fat is the only thing that will save his career.

/kid is not the next Clooney
 
2012-05-19 12:07:04 AM
hbk72777: Let's be honest, he's got a Jew face, fat is the only thing that will save his career.

/kid is not the next Clooney


Didn't Know that Mel Gibson was a Farker.
 
2012-05-19 12:07:09 AM
Klippoklondike: I wish him, Seth Rogan and Russell Brand would just go away and never come back

They are funny in their own way, they just need to use common sense and quit taking roles that are stupid, Arthur, really russell?

Also WTF is with his arm?
 
2012-05-19 12:09:42 AM
TheGhostofFarkPast: he was probably afraid of what happened to wayne knight when he lost a ton of weight and kept loosing roles because he wasn't the typical over weight funny guy.

CSB: Back in high school I was watching Seinfeld with my Dad.....and when Newman came on, he said "Isn't that Flounder from Animal House"?
 
2012-05-19 12:12:02 AM
Klippoklondike: I wish him, Seth Rogan and Russell Brand would just go away and never come back

I'm still mildly pissed that Seth Rogen was on The League and Eastbound & Down.
 
2012-05-19 12:30:31 AM
Ayn Rand's Cervix: Jesus said to his deciphles ask not what you can do for your wallets but what they can do for your sperms. My uncle said thay ir ws not just got outside roday but extra cheesy. Why myst toy look like me like rhay? I gve sone nothing of rhe soirt you stupid louse baboons. Liet thia be a lesson to you to not look a gify horse in tje mouth bit the anus!

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2012-05-19 12:36:52 AM
The_Sponge: Klippoklondike: I wish him, Seth Rogan and Russell Brand would just go away and never come back

I'm still mildly pissed that Seth Rogen was on The League and Eastbound & Down.


Yeah, but it was fun watching him get hit by a bus.
 
2012-05-19 12:44:25 AM
Klippoklondike: I wish him, Seth Rogan and Russell Brand would just go away and never come back

Russel Brand is the most physically repulsive male celebrity to me. He's about as easy on the senses as a piss soaked bum that hasn't bathed in 5 years. There is just something offputting about him to the point I would rather listen to the crazed ramblings of your average homeless schizophrenic. I don't understand why other people continue to think he's a human being when he's obviously not. Just some shambling person shaped frame made out of hair, teeth, sweat, and creepiness. And probably lint. And evil monkeys.
 
2012-05-19 12:58:25 AM
Jonah Hill has made a career off of his "what?" expression.

/an oscar worthy "what?"
 
2012-05-19 01:14:15 AM
TheGhostofFarkPast: he was probably afraid of what happened to wayne knight when he lost a ton of weight and kept loosing roles because he wasn't the typical over weight funny guy.

The difference being that Jonah Hill wasn't funny in the first place. He has always been an annoying dickbag
 
2012-05-19 01:37:12 AM
This makes me happy. I think Jonah Hill is a huge douche
 
2012-05-19 01:41:19 AM
Ayn Rand's Cervix: Jesus said to his deciphles ask not what you can do for your wallets but what they can do for your sperms. My uncle said thay ir ws not just got outside roday but extra cheesy. Why myst toy look like me like rhay? I gve sone nothing of rhe soirt you stupid louse baboons. Liet thiathat be a lesson to you to not look a gify horse in tje mouth bit the anus!

FTFY
 
2012-05-19 01:43:39 AM
anwserman: This makes me happy. I think Jonah Hill is a huge douche

Why? Seriously, sometimes I don't get you people, how does a fat comic actor piss you off so hard?
 
2012-05-19 01:46:25 AM
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Anyone responsible for that annoying piece of sh*t show called "Allen Gregory" (a show so sh*tty that even Fox couldn't stand it for a few weeks, and this is the network that propped up King of the Hill for several seasons) deserves to DIAF while fireproofed cyborg vultures peck at his scrotum.
 
2012-05-19 01:46:59 AM
Who is Jonah Hill? What did he do that I should know his name?
 
2012-05-19 01:53:19 AM
I hope he kept his old clothes.
 
2012-05-19 01:59:04 AM
I missed his comedic interludes in 'Accepted'.

/he was fatter back then than these photos
//ask him about his weiner
 
2012-05-19 02:00:24 AM
anwserman: This makes me happy. I think Jonah Hill is a huge douche

He was skinny for, like, 1 month. I guess he likes to eat.
 
2012-05-19 02:02:37 AM
Fat or skinny, always disgusting.

Unfunny, looks like a douche.
 
2012-05-19 02:08:36 AM
mjg: Can't believe he was nominated for an Oscar

I saw that movie recently, not knowing he was nominated before I watched it. My sister mentioned it and I could not believe it. What the hell was he nominated for? A forgettable role.

/thought the movie was overrated too.
 
2012-05-19 02:12:37 AM
ambercat: Klippoklondike: I wish him, Seth Rogan and Russell Brand would just go away and never come back

Russel Brand is the most physically repulsive male celebrity to me. He's about as easy on the senses as a piss soaked bum that hasn't bathed in 5 years. There is just something offputting about him to the point I would rather listen to the crazed ramblings of your average homeless schizophrenic. I don't understand why other people continue to think he's a human being when he's obviously not. Just some shambling person shaped frame made out of hair, teeth, sweat, and creepiness. And probably lint. And evil monkeys.


I'll say the same thing about Russel Brand as I said about Amy Wienhouse, He looks like he smells like cat piss and arm pits.

Am I wrong about either one?
 
2012-05-19 02:14:40 AM
TheJoe03: anwserman: This makes me happy. I think Jonah Hill is a huge douche

Why? Seriously, sometimes I don't get you people, how does a fat comic actor piss you off so hard?


He acts like a jackass, looks like a jackass, a lot of people think he's amazing when really he's a one-trick pony, which is being a jackass.

Plus the fact that he made Allen Gregory, a horribly insipid TV show featuring gay stereotypes, makes me pissed off. Perhaps I'm envious, that he gets millions to act and create whatever he wants, whereas I'm struggling paycheck to paycheck trying to develop my own creative media projects outside of my dayjob.
 
2012-05-19 02:23:49 AM
TV's Vinnie: this is the network that propped up King of the Hill for several seasons

You are an idiot. For all the shiat shows FOX kept going for too long (Cleveland Show), you bring up on of the most popular shows they had? A well made show at that? Even if you don't like it personally, that is still a totally idiot comparison.
 
2012-05-19 02:26:01 AM
TheJoe03: TV's Vinnie: this is the network that propped up King of the Hill for several seasons

You are an idiot. For all the shiat shows FOX kept going for too long (Cleveland Show), you bring up on of the most popular shows they had? A well made show at that? Even if you don't like it personally, that is still a totally idiot comparison.


I dislike FOX because they cancelled King of the Hill FOR the Cleveland Show. And King of the Hill looked gorgeous in 1080p widescreen in it's last few episodes
 
2012-05-19 02:28:06 AM
anwserman: He acts like a jackass, looks like a jackass, a lot of people think he's amazing when really he's a one-trick pony, which is being a jackass.

He really isn't as big as you think he is. He's been decent in a few movies, don't act like he's on the level of popularity as Robin Williams, Jim Carey, Adam Sandler, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, etc. I personally think someone like Kevin James deserves more scorn, that dude sucks.

anwserman: Perhaps I'm envious, that he gets millions to act and create whatever he wants, whereas I'm struggling paycheck to paycheck trying to develop my own creative media projects outside of my dayjob.

Well now I get it, you're just a pissed off struggling artist. I do wish you luck in your project, maybe you can link me to it, I actually would check it out. That said, you now just sound angry and jealous, that ain't gonna help you in your goals.
 
2012-05-19 02:42:04 AM
Say what you want to say about him. but I thought he was great in Money Ball. That is it, flame me if you want.
 
2012-05-19 02:43:03 AM
Well now I get it, you're just a pissed off struggling artist. I do wish you luck in your project, maybe you can link me to it, I actually would check it out. That said, you now just sound angry and jealous, that ain't gonna help you in your goals.

I wouldn't say that. I do live a decent existence and am happy that things have taken a turn for the better as of recent (I've released two iPhone apps this year so far and am wanting to develop a couple more over the summer).

Karma's a biatch, I'll give you that. Everything happens for a reason. But he is a perfect example of a snob who doesn't appreciate what he has, when there are dozens of individuals more worthy of the fame and status than he (this does NOT include myself).
 
2012-05-19 02:45:22 AM
ongbok: Say what you want to say about him. but I thought he was great in Money Ball. That is it, flame me if you want.

Oh yeah, and he was hilarious in the 40 Year Old Virgin.
 
2012-05-19 02:58:25 AM
TheJoe03: TV's Vinnie: this is the network that propped up King of the Hill for several seasons

You are an idiot. For all the shiat shows FOX kept going for too long (Cleveland Show), you bring up on of the most popular shows they had? A well made show at that? Even if you don't like it personally, that is still a totally idiot comparison.


UUUUUUUUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
 
2012-05-19 03:00:59 AM
TV's Vinnie: UUUUUUUUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Not sure what you meant to say there, but yeah, King of the Hill is one of my favorite shows. Many people just don't get the subtle and dry humor of it, and I loved its realism.
 
2012-05-19 03:05:22 AM
TheJoe03: TV's Vinnie: UUUUUUUUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Not sure what you meant to say there, but yeah, King of the Hill is one of my favorite shows. Many people just don't get the subtle and dry humor of it, and I loved its realism.


Because Americans are stupid, and they don't know when to laugh unless there's a laugh track.
 
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