The big question, subby, is: did this lead to nailing any of the bridesmaids?

I WAS the drunken guest at my co-worker's wedding, but it's not much of a story. I have never blacked out (legitimately falling asleep on a bed doesn't count), so after forcing another coworker to slow dance with me, but before all that open bar vodka had quite hit me full on, I was back in my room. I have a bunch of 'so drunk I threw up' examples but that night is in the top five (sucky) memories. Once that was all taken care of I went to sleep and the next morning felt a lot better than my friend's brother :P

There was a food fight at my cousin's wedding. The groom started it.

At my brother's wedding my mom set the bride's dress on fire.

Came here expecting a muscle relaxant joke. Leaving disappointed, Ducky.