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2012-05-18 03:31:07 PM
I'm really not eager to hear what GWAR's solution for ED is.
 
2012-05-18 05:19:14 PM

CavalierEternal: I'm really not eager to hear what GWAR's solution for ED is.


Giant novelty penises are fun and all, but they seem totally impractical for everyday use.
 
2012-05-18 05:21:51 PM

Diogenes: Giant novelty penises


Great band name? Or the greatest band name?
 
2012-05-18 05:22:39 PM

Eddy Gurge: Diogenes: Giant novelty penises

Great band name? Or the greatest band name?


I'd go with the singular, but I like you're thinking.
 
2012-05-18 06:19:16 PM
Nothing a salaminizer can't cure.
 
2012-05-18 06:34:14 PM
I have a friend who met those guys. He went to a show and ended up hanging out with them backstage and got invited to an afterparty.

He says they're cool as hell IRL.
 
2012-05-18 06:41:04 PM
My favorite part of a GWAR show is when they spray the audience with Faygo.
 
2012-05-18 06:53:03 PM
Even the Pentagon loves GWAR

http://tpc.dodlive.mil/index.php/2011/01/11/command-performance-gwar- a coustic/
 
2012-05-18 07:03:50 PM
I concur good sir...

RAPE!!!
 
2012-05-18 07:17:13 PM
What's a suckadickalickalog?
 
2012-05-18 07:23:39 PM
Best laugh I've had all week. Although I was hoping for at least one "Because you're worthless and weak!"
 
2012-05-18 07:29:28 PM

CavalierEternal: I'm really not eager to hear what GWAR's solution for ED is.


Cuttlefish?
 
2012-05-18 07:39:35 PM
RICHMOND REPRESENT

(with a Canadian lead)

/friggin' love GWAR
//Dave Brockie, Canadian and Redskins fan though he is, is the farking man
 
2012-05-18 07:58:01 PM
Of course! It's all so obvious! I need a sex change.
 
2012-05-18 08:09:14 PM
God What an Awful Racket.
 
2012-05-18 08:13:32 PM
Are there any pictures of GWAR unmasked? I am curious.
 
2012-05-18 08:18:18 PM
I get all my relationship advice from Tool songs. Stinkfist is particulary instructive.
 
2012-05-18 08:32:55 PM
"Your husband shouldn't have to do anything except bring home the bacon and sit around and wait for you to suck his motherfarking dick!"



"Ditto"

That cracked me the Hell up.
 
2012-05-18 08:36:06 PM
"Sexcuse me, but what good is all the violence in the world, unless it is tempered with limitless sex?"

/VCU dropouts represent
 
2012-05-18 09:00:42 PM

Diogenes: Eddy Gurge: Diogenes: Giant novelty penises

Great band name? Or the greatest band name?

I'd go with the singular, but I like you're thinking.


Wouldn't that be Giant Novelty Penii
 
2012-05-18 09:52:22 PM

titwrench: Are there any pictures of GWAR unmasked? I am curious.


Of course. Why wouldn't there be?
 
2012-05-18 11:01:57 PM

Marisyana: RICHMOND REPRESENT

(with a Canadian lead)

/friggin' love GWAR
//Dave Brockie, Canadian and Redskins fan though he is, is the farking man


Richmonder! *Across town internet high five!* I don't know.. maybe you live in lakeside as well WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS!

All my Richmond Peeps come by Legend Brewery for the tour and say boy howdy to me. we'll have a pop up Fark Party!
 
2012-05-18 11:29:56 PM

Diogenes: CavalierEternal: I'm really not eager to hear what GWAR's solution for ED is.

Giant novelty penises are fun and all, but they seem totally impractical for everyday use.


From a Gwar concert. The kid's expression says it all.
static.libsyn.com
 
2012-05-19 01:11:31 AM

titwrench: Are there any pictures of GWAR unmasked? I am curious.


Yes. And they are the most normal, average looking group of people you could imagine. If you walked into Denny's and saw them at a table you wouldn't take a second look.
 
2012-05-19 02:30:48 AM

titwrench: Are there any pictures of GWAR unmasked? I am curious.


They are the most un-metal looking dudes you'd ever see.

They look like one would sell you a washing machine, one would work in your IT dept., one would be a chef at your favorite bistro, and the other you'd see on "To Catch a Predator".

And, according to reliable sources, they are really, really cool guys IRL.
 
2012-05-19 08:40:46 AM
sad that there are only four of them now. i wonder who is going to replace the member who died last year. they are apparently making a whole new character to replace him.
 
2012-05-19 12:38:36 PM
"How do I meet people?"

"People live outside and inside, just go to one of those 2 places."

Truth.
 
2012-05-19 01:18:20 PM

Neondistraction: titwrench: Are there any pictures of GWAR unmasked? I am curious.

Yes. And they are the most normal, average looking group of people you could imagine. If you walked into Denny's and saw them at a table you wouldn't take a second look.


Exactly - and the funny (and perhaps cool) thing is, those guys probably WOULD be eating at Denny's.
 
2012-05-19 01:55:28 PM
RAPE! The only answer.

/loves a GWAR show.
 
2012-05-20 07:21:23 PM

Cerebral Knievel:
Richmonder! *Across town internet high five!* I don't know.. maybe you live in lakeside as well WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS!

All my Richmond Peeps come by Legend Brewery for the tour and say boy howdy to me. we'll have a pop up Fark Party!


No, I live in Church Hill, but Legend is across the street from where I work.

zato_ichi: titwrench: Are there any pictures of GWAR unmasked? I am curious.

They are the most un-metal looking dudes you'd ever see.


I dunno, Dave Brockie has pretty long hair and tons of tats.
 
2012-05-20 09:25:48 PM

Marisyana: Cerebral Knievel:
Richmonder! *Across town internet high five!* I don't know.. maybe you live in lakeside as well WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS!

All my Richmond Peeps come by Legend Brewery for the tour and say boy howdy to me. we'll have a pop up Fark Party!

No, I live in Church Hill, but Legend is across the street from where I work.

zato_ichi: titwrench: Are there any pictures of GWAR unmasked? I am curious.

They are the most un-metal looking dudes you'd ever see.

I dunno, Dave Brockie has pretty long hair and tons of tats.


sun trust? UPS? dog town market, scoot, Mike glass's T-shirt shop?

if you spend any time at the pub, we probably know each other at least passingly. I'm the big guy with the big red beard.


oh, and last time I dealt with Dave.. short hair, loads of tattoos mind ya, but short hair, goatee. but he is a gracious gentleman.



its kinda like Alice Cooper. the old dude out on the golf course is Vincent Fuirner. the guy on stage is Alice cooper...

same thing with Dave Brokie and Oderus Ugrundus.

then.. oderous is a pretty charming likable fellow as well....
 
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