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(Newser)   Will somebody PLEASE tell Wayne Newton to stop with the facelifts already   (newser.com) divider line 61
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2012-05-18 03:11:58 PM
No comments yet, I can only assume people are busy shooping him into Nicholson's Joker.
 
2012-05-18 03:13:47 PM
He's had so many facelifts, the dimple in his chin is his navel

/all week
//veal
 
2012-05-18 03:26:06 PM
The ghost of Herve Villachez has possessed him.
 
2012-05-18 03:26:41 PM
De Plane! De Plane! Boss.
 
2012-05-18 03:34:59 PM
I read the headline as Lil' Wayne, and was momentarily confused when I clicked on the link.
 
2012-05-18 04:34:35 PM
Wow. He looks almost as bad as Kenny Rogers.
 
2012-05-18 05:09:32 PM
Hey, he's seventy. A lot of people probably depend on his draw. All that work keeps him working, and it's tax deductible.
 
2012-05-18 05:30:03 PM
Has plastic surgery ever made anyone look better?
 
2012-05-18 05:30:18 PM
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2012-05-18 05:32:19 PM

James!: Has plastic surgery ever made anyone look better?



I would assume so, but like many things in life, it is best taken in MODERATION.
 
2012-05-18 05:34:00 PM
You can have PENGUINS for pets? I want 2.
 
2012-05-18 05:35:23 PM
How is it that the tighter they stretch his skin, the closer together his eyes get?!?
 
2012-05-18 06:12:25 PM
"click to view larger photo"

Umm, no thanks.
 
2012-05-18 06:19:52 PM
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2012-05-18 06:28:51 PM

MaxxLarge: How is it that the tighter they stretch his skin, the closer together his eyes get?!?


All the pressure from the tight skin is slowly collapsing his skull.
 
2012-05-18 06:50:29 PM
And, you know, the thing about a Wayne Newton... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living.
 
2012-05-18 07:01:32 PM
still trying to achieve what bruce jenner did in one shot.
 
2012-05-18 07:49:58 PM

Ed Finnerty: MaxxLarge: How is it that the tighter they stretch his skin, the closer together his eyes get?!?

All the pressure from the tight skin is slowly collapsing his skull.


It's like his head a black hole and his face is slowly collapsing into it while his hair seems so far unaffected.
 
2012-05-18 08:08:17 PM
[trying to think of vegas vacation joke]
 
2012-05-18 09:01:26 PM
One more facelift and he'll have a neckbeard.
 
2012-05-18 09:03:32 PM

Lorelle: Wow. He looks almost as bad as Kenny Rogers.


Seriously, this. I was working on the monthly mailer for Foxwoods casino last year when Kenny Rogers was a headliner, I couldn't believe it was the same guy as sang "The Coward of the County". Uncanny valley all up in that biatch.
 
2012-05-18 09:07:24 PM
This probably explains how he'll still be running a show in the 2280s.

/and you're still just as beautiful as the day we first met
//FNV FTW
 
2012-05-18 09:07:28 PM
 
2012-05-18 09:07:57 PM
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Danke schoen.
 
2012-05-18 09:09:56 PM
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2012-05-18 09:28:28 PM
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2012-05-18 09:34:57 PM
He's turning Japanese. I really think so.
 
2012-05-18 09:36:56 PM

ZMugg: [img2-cdn.newser.com image 512x363]


[s.ecrater.com image 300x414]


Are you me?
 
2012-05-18 09:53:07 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He's had so many facelifts, the dimple in his chin is his navel

/all week
//veal


One more facelift and he will have a goatee.


CSB/

I was once molested by Wayne Newton's wallaby. He has an extensive menagerie at his home.
 
2012-05-18 09:55:09 PM

bingethinker: One more facelift and he'll have a neckbeard.


Damn it
 
2012-05-18 10:10:34 PM
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2012-05-18 10:15:31 PM

titwrench: MaudlinMutantMollusk: He's had so many facelifts, the dimple in his chin is his navel

/all week
//veal

One more facelift and he will have a goatee.
.


And one more after that...
file041a.bebo.com
 
2012-05-18 10:23:48 PM
i.imgur.com

Moisturize me!
 
2012-05-18 10:30:42 PM

Snapper Carr: Moisturize me!


Good Lord! What the hell is THAT?
 
2012-05-18 10:34:50 PM

Liverboy: Snapper Carr: Moisturize me!

Good Lord! What the hell is THAT?


That's the last human. She's from Doctor Who Season 1: The End of the World, if you'd like to look it up.
 
2012-05-18 10:58:06 PM

JNowe: He's turning Japanese. I really think so.


2 points for the Vapors reference.
 
2012-05-18 11:00:29 PM
He looks like a MiniDitka 'shop.
 
2012-05-18 11:06:53 PM
Oh.......dear.
 
2012-05-18 11:25:05 PM
Aside from the plastic surgery disaster that is his face, anybody who gets involved in financial dealings of any kind with Wayne Newton is just asking to get farked over. The guy's well known for not honoring his debts, and farking over everybody he can. It's so bad that he's made the AFM's global blacklist, not an easy feat, but the old penny pincher managed it.
 
2012-05-18 11:36:23 PM
from the comments thread in the article:
"Wayne? While it's true that an under-inflated face may give you better traction, anything over 27-32 psi can also be dangerous... but in a different way. Think about it. "

that is hilarity!
 
2012-05-19 12:05:31 AM

Liverboy: Snapper Carr: Moisturize me!

Good Lord! What the hell is THAT?


Dr Who, Reboot Season 1 Episode 2

The End of the World

Available for free with Amazon Prime.
 
2012-05-19 12:09:06 AM
Wow he makes kenny rogers look normal
 
2012-05-19 12:24:16 AM
It's like his face is collapsing in on itself. Like the house at the end of Poltergeist.
 
2012-05-19 12:33:51 AM
He's been to see the Surgeon General one too many times ;)

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2012-05-19 12:50:28 AM
Just for comparison...

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creativeadvertisingworld.com
 
2012-05-19 02:02:43 AM
Jesus christ. Does he think this looks good?
 
2012-05-19 03:23:44 AM
He's more machine now than man.
 
2012-05-19 04:18:36 AM
Go ahead and tell him. Just be sure to duck.

The man cannot take a joke and has been known to threaten comedians with physical violence if they make fun of him.
 
2012-05-19 04:30:49 AM

AeAe: Jesus christ. Does he think this looks good?


To be fair, we don't know what the alternative would look like.
 
2012-05-19 05:48:33 AM

xdedd: Just for comparison...


Jesus Christ, he doesn't look like Wayne Newton, he looks like someone wearing a cheap Wayne Newton haloween mask.
 
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