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(Twitchy)   Joe Rogan isn't saying he's a birther, it's just that he's "starting to believe that Obama wasn't born in America"   (twitchy.com) divider line 180
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2012-05-18 02:39:56 PM  
No talent actor believes unauthenticated bullshiat from Brietbart? Say it ain't so, joe.
 
2012-05-18 02:43:22 PM  
He's a truther too.

He can call a good fight though.
 
2012-05-18 02:48:14 PM  
Joe Rogan has a bunch of really smart, really funny ideas. But he occasionally falls victim to ideas that SEEM well-founded, but are actually huge, manipulative crocks of shiat.

violentsalvation: He's a truther too.


Like that. The 9/11 conspiracy is fairly convincing when someone dumps 15 pages of 'evidence' on you. When someone walks by and off-handedly debunks most of it, though, it becomes clear what's happening.
 
2012-05-18 02:51:02 PM  

Codenamechaz: No talent actor believes unauthenticated bullshiat from Brietbart? Say it ain't so, joe.


The publicist released a statement about it being her mistake, so I it's been authenticated, but feel free to keep attacking the source - that's what birthers do.
 
2012-05-18 02:52:08 PM  
I don't think the bio from Obama's lit agent proves Obama was born in Kenya.

What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.
 
2012-05-18 02:52:47 PM  
He should have gone bald sooner. I think the Rogaine seeped into his brain.
 
2012-05-18 02:56:05 PM  
I hope this keeps up for the rest of the cycle.

America should be reminded that the teabaggers and Republicans are all about grasping at any retarded thing that they think may hurt Obama
 
2012-05-18 02:57:11 PM  

MeinRS6: I don't think the bio from Obama's lit agent proves Obama was born in Kenya.

What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.


It makes me wonder how many other clients the literary agent tried to make more interesting.
 
2012-05-18 02:57:12 PM  
Joe Rogan just needs to say something to get into the public eye. if he thought people would pay attention to him if he claimed romney was a space alien, he'd say that.
 
2012-05-18 02:57:31 PM  

MeinRS6: I don't think the bio from Obama's lit agent proves Obama was born in Kenya.

What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.


Or he told people his father was born in Kenya and those people werent really listening to him and they thought he said HE was born in Kenya.
 
2012-05-18 03:01:28 PM  

ToxicMunkee: MeinRS6: I don't think the bio from Obama's lit agent proves Obama was born in Kenya.

What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.

Or he told people his father was born in Kenya and those people werent really listening to him and they thought he said HE was born in Kenya.


An explanation like that one is why I think it would be interesting to see Obama applications. Because that explanation wouldn't work there.
 
2012-05-18 03:04:17 PM  

MeinRS6: What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.


Do you really think your more likely to get a job or a scholarship if you say you need Visa sponsorship?
 
2012-05-18 03:08:51 PM  

what_now: MeinRS6: What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.

Do you really think your more likely to get a job or a scholarship if you say you need Visa sponsorship?


About as advantageous as being named Barack Hussein Obama and being black while seeking the Presidency.

Believe that Affirmative Action is wrong or messed up or whatever. But it's not THAT powerful.

Is this some sort of mutation of Rovian philosophy? Instead of taking the opponent's strengths and making them weaknesses, they're taking his weaknesses and making them assets?

I'm very confused.
 
2012-05-18 03:11:08 PM  

what_now: MeinRS6: What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.

Do you really think your more likely to get a job or a scholarship if you say you need Visa sponsorship?


You are making it overly complicated with that. Besides, "born in Kenya" doesn't mean that he's not a citizen at the time of his application. Plus, his mom was American, so there's that.

Again, the issue for me here isn't a birther one. It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one. We don't have access to any of the documents to find out the answer to that.
 
2012-05-18 03:15:18 PM  

what_now: MeinRS6: What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.

Do you really think your more likely to get a job or a scholarship if you say you need Visa sponsorship?


Are you implying that he knows anything about colleges other than liberals come out of them?
 
2012-05-18 03:15:24 PM  
Who the fark is Joe Rogan and why the fark should I give a flying fark what his opinion is?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-05-18 03:16:17 PM  

MeinRS6: what_now: MeinRS6: What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.

Do you really think your more likely to get a job or a scholarship if you say you need Visa sponsorship?

You are making it overly complicated with that. Besides, "born in Kenya" doesn't mean that he's not a citizen at the time of his application. Plus, his mom was American, so there's that.

Again, the issue for me here isn't a birther one. It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one. We don't have access to any of the documents to find out the answer to that.


You release yours first. You're far less credible than he is.
 
2012-05-18 03:16:23 PM  

Triumph: Codenamechaz: No talent actor believes unauthenticated bullshiat from Brietbart? Say it ain't so, joe.

The publicist released a statement about it being her mistake, so I it's been authenticated, but feel free to keep attacking the source - that's what birthers do.


Allow me to clarify, since you seem to be making a rather interesting insinuation.

Unauthenticated in that Brietbart grabbed the piece and ran with it without bothering to follow up with the publicist who, had they followed up, would have informed them of the mistake.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-05-18 03:19:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Who the fark is Joe Rogan and why the fark should I give a flying fark what his opinion is?


He rode Phil Hartman's and Dave Foley's coattails in the 90's, and now has to say stupid crap to bring attention to himself.

/Much like Jon Lovitz.
 
2012-05-18 03:19:57 PM  

jbc: MeinRS6: what_now: MeinRS6: What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted. It would be interesting to see all of his school, job, scholarship applications from his past and see what he either implied or lied about.

Do you really think your more likely to get a job or a scholarship if you say you need Visa sponsorship?

You are making it overly complicated with that. Besides, "born in Kenya" doesn't mean that he's not a citizen at the time of his application. Plus, his mom was American, so there's that.

Again, the issue for me here isn't a birther one. It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one. We don't have access to any of the documents to find out the answer to that.

You release yours first. You're far less credible than he is.


Right. That makes a lot of sense. I'm just a guy and Obama is the president. So we should both be vetted the exact same way.
 
2012-05-18 03:22:08 PM  

MeinRS6: We don't have access to any of the documents to find out the answer to that....


...So I am just gonna make shiat up...cause that's, like, the thing to do
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-05-18 03:26:00 PM  

MeinRS6: So we should both be vetted the exact same way.


I'm not asking for your tax returns or your foreign policy views (much less your birth certificate), so come down off your cross and please release your school, job and scholarship applications.
 
2012-05-18 03:27:27 PM  

MeinRS6: Right. That makes a lot of sense. I'm just a guy and Obama is the president. So we should both be vetted the exact same way.


Obama's released two different forms of his own birth certificate. Also, two books about his life.

I don't mean to impatiently tap my foot at you, but you're kind of being lapped here in the vetting process. Why should we listen to you?
 
2012-05-18 03:27:35 PM  
Maybe Rogan partook of some "Fear Factor" kangaroo penis eating and they were undercooked.

Brain parasites.
 
2012-05-18 03:32:20 PM  

MeinRS6: Again, the issue for me here isn't a birther one. It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one. We don't have access to any of the documents to find out the answer to that.


I'm just really confused about why you think that saying "I'm a US Citizen born in Kenya" gives you some sort of a leg up on saying "I'm a US Citizen of Kenyen descent".

I mean, can you give ONE example of where the former would get you preferable treatment?
 
2012-05-18 03:32:29 PM  

jbc: MeinRS6: So we should both be vetted the exact same way.

I'm not asking for your tax returns or your foreign policy views (much less your birth certificate), so come down off your cross and please release your school, job and scholarship applications.


I will, if I ever decide to run for public office.
 
2012-05-18 03:34:32 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: MeinRS6: We don't have access to any of the documents to find out the answer to that....

...So I am just gonna make shiat up...cause that's, like, the thing to do


What have I made up? Oh, that's right - absolutely nothing!

All I said was that it would be interesting to see the applications that Obama has filled out over the years and see what he's put on them. That's not making anything up.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-05-18 03:38:25 PM  

MeinRS6: I will, if I ever decide to run for public office.


You seem to think you could do a better job, so put on your big boy pants and run. It's your civic duty as an American. So either way, we're still going to need your school, job and scholarship applications.
 
2012-05-18 03:53:40 PM  
who?
 
2012-05-18 03:56:42 PM  
I always thought he was hot.
 
2012-05-18 04:02:00 PM  

WhoIsWillo: It makes me wonder how many other clients the literary agent tried to make more interesting.


New Kids on the block, for one. Obama's agent was theirs too!

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-18 04:16:50 PM  

MeinRS6: It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one.


MeinRS6: All I said was that it would be interesting to see the applications that Obama has filled out over the years and see what he's put on them. That's not making anything up.


Um, by inferring Obama received some preference treatment by lying on applications, with absolutely zero evidence, is certainly making stuff up, in a classic Glen Beck sorta way.
 
2012-05-18 04:26:18 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: MeinRS6: It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one.

MeinRS6: All I said was that it would be interesting to see the applications that Obama has filled out over the years and see what he's put on them. That's not making anything up.

Um, by inferring Obama received some preference treatment by lying on applications, with absolutely zero evidence, is certainly making stuff up, in a classic Glen Beck sorta way.


Oh, come on.

Questioning the honesty of a politician makes me like Glen Beck?
 
2012-05-18 04:41:50 PM  

MeinRS6: Right. That makes a lot of sense. I'm just a guy and Obama is the president. So we should both be vetted the exact same way


So then why haven't you called for Romney to release his college documents? Or any other Presidential candidate, for that matter?

What does he have to hide?
 
2012-05-18 04:57:30 PM  
Oh, gee. As soon as I ask for Romneys college docs someone leaves.
 
2012-05-18 05:02:34 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Oh, gee. As soon as I ask for Romneys college docs someone leaves.


Right. Who could possibly withstand your blistering questions? It couldn't be that I was doing something else or anything. It was that you asked about Romney's college docs, so I ran away in fear.

And all you are trying to do is change the subject anyway. You can try to make and argument that Romney hasn't been vetted, but no one will be convinced.
 
2012-05-18 05:06:26 PM  

MeinRS6: cameroncrazy1984: Oh, gee. As soon as I ask for Romneys college docs someone leaves.

Right. Who could possibly withstand your blistering questions? It couldn't be that I was doing something else or anything. It was that you asked about Romney's college docs, so I ran away in fear.

And all you are trying to do is change the subject anyway. You can try to make and argument that Romney hasn't been vetted, but no one will be convinced.


Wait. How am I trying to change the subject? Isn't Romney also running for president? Shouldn't you ask the same of him that you do for Obama? If not, why not?
 
2012-05-18 05:09:05 PM  
Oh goodie. Another Birfer green.

Later guys. Life is too short.
 
2012-05-18 05:11:13 PM  
Who?

Really, who?
 
2012-05-18 05:11:25 PM  

MeinRS6: Torgo_of_Manos: MeinRS6: It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one.

MeinRS6: All I said was that it would be interesting to see the applications that Obama has filled out over the years and see what he's put on them. That's not making anything up.

Um, by inferring Obama received some preference treatment by lying on applications, with absolutely zero evidence, is certainly making stuff up, in a classic Glen Beck sorta way.

Oh, come on.

Questioning the honesty of a politician makes me like Glen Beck?


Well yeah, do you have any evidence that Obama lied on any application? No?
Your instance that he clear himself of the imaginary improprieties that you claim put you on the same level as Beck

/and may god have mercy on your soul
 
2012-05-18 05:12:51 PM  
Some people believe Obama was born in Kenya. some people believe in God.

People was who believe wacky things
should be made aware of how wacked out they are over and over until they change their minds.
 
2012-05-18 05:14:17 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Wait. How am I trying to change the subject? Isn't Romney also running for president? Shouldn't you ask the same of him that you do for Obama? If not, why not?


Romney's white so he couldn't use affirmative action as a way to get preferential treatment.

/and by preferential treatment I mean he's not black
 
2012-05-18 05:15:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: cameroncrazy1984: Oh, gee. As soon as I ask for Romneys college docs someone leaves.

Right. Who could possibly withstand your blistering questions? It couldn't be that I was doing something else or anything. It was that you asked about Romney's college docs, so I ran away in fear.

And all you are trying to do is change the subject anyway. You can try to make and argument that Romney hasn't been vetted, but no one will be convinced.

Wait. How am I trying to change the subject?


Because you want to make the thread about Romney instead of Obama.

Look, I have no problem asking Romney for his college stuff. Go for it.

Now, don't you think it would be interesting to see how Obama portrayed himself on all of his various applications? I do.
 
2012-05-18 05:18:05 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: MeinRS6: Torgo_of_Manos: MeinRS6: It's a "Has Obama lied a lot over the course of his life on this issue?" one.

MeinRS6: All I said was that it would be interesting to see the applications that Obama has filled out over the years and see what he's put on them. That's not making anything up.

Um, by inferring Obama received some preference treatment by lying on applications, with absolutely zero evidence, is certainly making stuff up, in a classic Glen Beck sorta way.

Oh, come on.

Questioning the honesty of a politician makes me like Glen Beck?

Well yeah, do you have any evidence that Obama lied on any application? No?
Your instance that he clear himself of the imaginary improprieties that you claim put you on the same level as Beck

/and may god have mercy on your soul


I said that it would be interesting to see the applications. That's it.

Get over it.
 
2012-05-18 05:26:22 PM  

kingoomieiii: I don't mean to impatiently tap my foot at you


Careful, he's a right-winger; he'll try to buttsex you if you do that.
 
2012-05-18 05:32:18 PM  
Joe Rogan also believes the moon landing is a hoax, so this does not surprise me
 
2012-05-18 05:33:39 PM  

MeinRS6: I said that it would be interesting to see the applications. That's it.


MeinRS6: What is does make me wonder is how often Obama told people that he was born in Kenya if he thought it would help him get what he wanted


You sir, are, as they say, full of crap
 
2012-05-18 05:36:02 PM  
ITT: stupid people try to hold a conversation with a troll who only ever trolls for no intelligent reason whatsoever.
 
2012-05-18 05:36:41 PM  

violentsalvation: He's a truther too.


Believes in the moon landing conspiracy theories, too.
Not sure what those people are called for short. "Hoaxers"?

violentsalvation: He can call a good fight though.


Yeah I like how he calls fights too.
 
2012-05-18 05:37:03 PM  
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